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Foreword: Through
the tough and the thin Stone Cold Steve Austin has been there and
done it all! Finally come Sunday.. at Pandemonium the rattlesnake
will get his first ever CWO World title shot! For the man who has
beaten the Greatest World Champ once before it took long enough! Steve
Austin has done everything in his power to get himself in the
situation he is in now! Will Austin finally become the CWO World
Heavy Weight Champion? A prize worth a lot more than anything in
this world.. a price which no body could comprehend the value and
the fame that comes with it! Steve Austin is already one of the most
famous wrestlers to ever walk down the CWO aisle.. will he finally
become the crème of the top on Sunday by getting the win?!?! The
Rattlesnake has reached a state of mind which no body could think
of.. Austin is obsessed with winning the title.. he is about to go
crazy! The CWO Administration have an important notice with Austin
3:16.. what could they possibly want with the rattlesnake? Could we
see another Greatest Match edition to the CWO history books after
Sunday? Who will walk out with the World title?!?! ~/~
The scene opens up with the typical CWO
promotion although it cuts very quickly as the RATTLESNAKE music
blares over the speakers! Stone Cold Steve Austin action clip is
shown before it slowly dies out.. as the music of FAMILY FEUD hits!
The loving.. caring music as the Family feud begins to play! It
shows the week before as an American family very sport orientated
did very well! Although on this SPECIAL edition of Family feud the
"AUSTIN" family is going to be competing.. could the
Challengers get the upper hand over the Corinstians! As the credits
begin to show.. Richard Karn (Al Borland) is standing in the middle
of the show with his microphone and his trusty card! ~/~ 
.::[Richard
Karn]::. Welcome to FAMILY
FEUD.. I am Richard Karn and you are watching another episode of
FAMILY FEUD.. we have the Corinstians and we have the special guest
the "AUSTIN'S" tonight! As we all know Stone Cold is a
wrestler at the CWO Company.. let's get this show on the road.. .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Hey Hey..
JACKASS over here.. what the hell did you call me? Stone Cold? I'm
the toughest SON OF A BITCH (Beeps
Austin Out) the world has ever seen so
give me some damn respect before I put my FOOT up your ASS! .::[Richard
Karn]::. Steve.. please.. this
is a "G" rating show.. you need to refrain yourself from
using language as such.. well if you saw last week show the
Corinstians did an amazing job! Let's get going to round 1.. let's
have the two captains come down to the board as we see who is going
to take charge first of the first round.. ~/~ Stone
Cold Steve Austin is the captain of his family as a elderly man is
the captain of the Corinstians! Stone Cold looks at the guy with a
weird look as Richard Karn is about to read the topic out loud..
~/~ .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Look at
the little jerk.. you mean to tell me this is my competition? This
is the best competition you could find for OL' STONE COLD?!?! Facing
two of the dumbest son of a bitches at the PPV is worst enough but
look at this guy.. .::[Corinstians
Captain]::. We'll see.. give us
the topic Karn! .::[Richard
Karn]::. Well let's test the
buzzers first of all.. (both work fine)
Well the topic for round one is " What Woman keep in
purses"
~/~ Stone
Cold Steve Austin gets in first as he gives a huge grin to his
family and everyone watching in the audience as Karn looks at the
rattlesnake.. ~/~
.::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. You lil
BASTARD.. you trying to hand Austin the win? .::[Richard
Karn]::. Time is running out..
what is your answer? .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Hold your
horse ya jackass.. my answer is a SIX PACK OF BEER! ~/~ As
the family looks up to the board.. the host Richard Karn smiles as
right before the noise comes.. you hear a BEE BOW.. with a huge
cross appearing on the television sets at home! Stone Cold is
stunned he can not believe it.. as he gets in Karn's face! ~/~ 
.::[Richard
Karn]::. That isn't on the board
so play passes to the Corinstians.. do you want to play or hand it
over to the Austin family?? .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Son what
the hell do you think your doing? For majority of my CWO career I've
had to put up with lil JACKASSES like yourself.. from Corino to
Christian to Triple H! Well do you think Stone Cold is happy with
the decision? [Looks around]
EHEH.. and that means you got one hell of a rattlesnake to deal
with! .::[Richard
Karn]::. Austin please.. we are
on television.. .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Do you
that matters to Ol' Stone Cold? I put son of a bitches like you into
the ring post every day on television.. think another one is going
to make a difference? .::[Corinstians
Captain]::. We'll give play to
the Austin's..
~/~ Stone
Cold gives a weird look as he lives the host alone and stands behind
his family table! Richard Karn shows some sigh of relief as Stone
Cold can not believe what just went down he's still pissed! ~/~
.::[Richard
Karn]::. Well let's go to Mary..
Mary what do you think you'll find in a woman's purse? .::[Mary
Austin]::. Well
Richard I'm going to go with lipstick.. .::[Richard
Karn]::. Steve
Austin as the captain you can make a choice of your own if you
wish.. .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Leave
it you little son of a bitch.. lock the damn answer in.. ~/~ The
Austin family looks up at the board as you hear a good buzzing sound
showing up 78 points for the number one choice! The audience claps
as Austin smiles till he sees the host.. and he gives the finger as
Karn quickly looks away! ~/~ .::[Richard
Karn]::. Well now Julia.. what
is your answer? Are we going to get it on the board.. .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. If I
detect any slight of a screw job on the AUSTIN family.. you can bet
I'll be opening up a can of whoop ass just like I got 2 cans waiting
for Pandemonium! .::[Richard
Karn]::. Julia? .::[Julia
Austin]::. I'm
going to go with purse.. .::[Richard
Karn]::. Let's lock in purse
unless (Looks at Steve and ignores the
Question) Let's just lock it in! ~/~ The
Austin family and Richard Karn both look up at the board as it
strikes on there as the 3rd choice.. registering 55 points for the
Austin team! The audience claps once again as the camera focus on
Stone Cold once again as Richard Karn isn't far by! ~/~ .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Aren't you
the jackass off Home Improvement? The guy who liked to live with his
mother.. yeah.. your the guy the world likes to make fun of and now
look atch' ya! Your a damn host for family feud.. just as bad as
Christian trying to go one on one with an TEXAS RATTLESNAKE!
.::[Richard
Karn]::. Well Steve let's take a
minute to talk about " STONE COLD " as that is the only
person you seem to care about.. .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Did you
actually think Austin 3:16 would give a damn about a chubby game
host? Do you actually think Stone Cold can wait to get in the ring
on Sunday? I've waited my life for this day.. the hunting.. the
killing it's all about to come! The rattlesnake has found his prey
and come Pandemonium the only thing walking away alive is OL' STONE
COLD that's who..
.::[Richard
Karn]::. You've beaten Steve
Corino the World Champ but you also lost to Christian.. .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Look at
me.. think Ol' Stone Cold cares? Think Austin 3:16 gives a damn
about the past? Hell I should be at the top of the mountain
already.. but people like YOU keep people like ME down! That's why I
have the right mind to put this FOOT up YOUR ass! .::[Richard
Karn]::. Well that is very nice
Steve.. let's go to a commercial break and continue this round when
we come back.. ~/~
Richard Karn sends the show off to a
commercial as Stone Cold doesn't move.. Karn calls for the producer
as he approaches Stone Cold Steve Austin! They didn't think Austin
would act the way he has so far.. the guy gets in Austin's face
being very brave! ~/~ .::[Family
Feud Producer]::. Mr Austin you
need to shape up your act.. your language is unbelievable.. your
attitude is unbearable and this isn't a wrestling ring.. it's a GAME
SHOW! .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Who the
hell do you think you are? You honestly think you can tell Ol' Stone
Cold what to do? I'm the toughest SOB in the business.. not even the
CWO staff can tell OL' STONE COLD what to do! So how about you get
your head out of Karn's ass before my foot joins it! 
.::[Family
Feud Producer]::. I am aware you
got a huge title match this Sunday at the PPV but we need you to
co-operate wit us Steve.. .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Chubby get
rid of the pancake inside that mouth before you try and order Stone
Cold around! Huge title match? You don't know a damn thing about the
rattlesnake.. this Sunday is going to be a walk in the park.. I'm
going to march my way through and become the NEW CWO WORLD HEAVY
WEIGHT CHAMPION! DTA.. Don't Trust Anybody.. and definitely don't
trust a rattlesnake ya JACKASS! .::[Family
Feud Producer]::. Steve don't
make me talk to the CWO.. .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Who the
hell do you think you are? Do you not understand.. no body controls
Stone Cold.. not you.. not the network and not Christian! Sunday.. Pandemonium..
I will STUMP a mud hole in there asses and walk it dry just like I'm
going to do all over this set if you don't get out OF MY FACE! .::[Richard
Karn]::. We are back on the air
in 5.. .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Your a
piece of garbage.. just like Corino.. your not worth a dime and when
I drop you on your neck you won't be worth crap to anyone! But you
look like the JACKASS of the year to me.. but come Sunday I might
lie there in a headlock for five minutes or I might just knock there
damn lights out just like that.. .::[Richard
Karn]::. Welcome to family feud
once again.. we are here with the Austin family and the Corinstians!
We have a great match as it's now John Austin's turn! .::[John
Austin]::. Well I'm going to
have to lock in.. TISSUES! .::[Richard
Karn]::. Let's see if that's on
the board.. ~/~ The
Austin family waits as the lights shown and it comes up as one of
the lower orders but still an answer! It registers like 8 points for
the Austin family.. ~/~ .::[Richard
Karn]::. Well Steve things are
back to you.. you can take it or give the shot to someone else!
There are 2 answers left just like your facing 2 guys at the
PPV! .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. 2
Answers.. think Ol' Stone Cold cares? 2 Guys.. well Richie boy..
seeming how it's the World title it's gone personal so don't expect
AUSTIN 3:16.. but expect AUSTIN 6:66.. OHH HELL YEAHH.. .::[Richard
Karn]::. Your answer Steve? .::[Julia
Austin]::. (Cough)
Foundation Steve.. (Cough) .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. Foundation
JACKASS! ~/~ It
highlights on the board as like the fourth answer for 35 points as
it adds to the Austin total but Richard Karn cuts it off as he has
something to say. ~/~ .::[Richard
Karn]::. You can't assist in
that way.. that's cheating.. .::[Stone
Cold Steve Austin]::. What the
hell you trying to say? That the AUSTIN family cheats? You got a
problem with the family.. you got a problem with OL' STONE COLD! I
have the right to kick your ass right now you little bastard! You
will treat Stone Cold like a Champion or I will bury your ass like I
will bury Corino and Christians ass into the ground come PPV and
that's all I GOT TO SAY about that too.. and that's the BOTTOM
LINE.. CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO..
~/~ The
CWO television network fades out as the Family Feud show continues
to go on.. who knows what happened? Did Richard Karn walk out with 2
legs and 2 arms? Who knows.. ~/~
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