Greg's Car Totaled: Anger Mounts Within Greg's Head
Greg's Car Totaled: Anger Mounts Within Greg's Head
"Why if I ever...." The trailing and angry mutterings of Greg Reierson, Spry's drummer, could be heard inches away from his mouth Wednesday night at the rehearsal. Greg reportedly uses his mouth to eat food as well as angrily mutter.
"Why that little..." confessed Greg early in the night before the band began to play. We were unsure of what he meant exactly, but likely it had something to do with the crushed back end of his 2000 Porshe.
Jeff Siegfried, possibly in order to fill space in this article, gave his comments: "I offered Greg $100 for that piece of crap. But he was just too distraught to even hear me speaking. Wait, he looked this way...maybe he reconsidered my offer! No, that was just his nervous twitch. Or was that his evil twitch? I can't keep up with all the band's twitches anymore. Aaron has a special twitch when he's hungry. Steve has a happy twitch. Pete just twitches whenever I talk to him. I can't remember any of the other ones. I know someone has an uncontrollable bladder twitch, but maybe that's me. I can probably tell you in about an hour."
Later that night, Greg gave us his true thoughts on the car: "Actually, I don't know what Jeffy was telling you: I should be getting a nice big check pretty soon. I was mad earlier because Jeff keeps trying to ask me what my twitch means. I don't have a twitch, but try telling that to Jeff. He's obsessed or something.
Is he?
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