We used to drive up to Aaron's apartment and honk to get him to look out the window. His landlord didn't like it because I used to get pretty excessive with my honking, so we decided two quick honks every Wednesday wouldn't disturb the peace. Aaron always kept his window cracked when he knew we were coming. It was a great system.
But one day Dylan pulled up and did the double-honk and ended up meeting a new friend. A woman was standing on the corner, unbeknownst to Dylan, and when he honked, she got in his car. I guess she was quite disapointed to find out that Dylan was only honking for his buddy and that she wasn't going to make any money off of him. That was Dylan's first and only hooker and she didn't even get to hook up with him. Too bad for her, too. Everyone knows that Dylan's quite a score.
