Zombies and Commies

Stephen: I will split in two and start arguing with myself.

Stephen: No we won't. I refuse.

Stephen: But it will be funner this way.

Stephen: Ok....

(Stephen SPLITS in two AGAIN and starts ARGUING with himself.)

Stephen: Ok, now we have to get the Zombies part of this title in here.

(Stephen KILLS Stephen. Stephen turns into a ZOMBIE.)

Stephen: And now the Commies part.

Stephen: You're a Commie.