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American
Express Financial Advisors Tower
Human
Resources departments are taking over the skyline. How so,
you ask? They've decreed that the workplace is more
productive when more employees share each floor. The
gigantic corporation that bought the big local company
that brought us the soaring IDS tower has erected a new
building with roughly the same amount of office space,
but in a shorter, wider package. It looks like a hotel. |
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AT&T
Tower
The
goofy Big Artichoke is the most prominent part of the
unfortunate International Center, which would look right
at home beside a freeway interchange in Bloomington.
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Baker Block
The
Baker block is the no-nonsense heart of downtown
Minneapolis. You will find no shoppers or tourists here.
I'd wager that almost everyone in Minneapolis knows
somebody who works in one of these four buildings. Then I'd
make it double-or-nothing that they couldn't tell me
where the Baker block is. |
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Dain
Rauscher Plaza
Competent
skyline filler.
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Foshay Tower
Minneapolis' most beloved building |
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Hennepin
County Government Center
Our
local home for bureaucrats and ne'er-do-wells. The
Hennepin County Government Center is about as ugly as can
be on the outside. Inside, however, is a soaring 20 story
atrium that one can admire while waiting, and waiting,
and waiting for those license tabs.
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IDS Center
For several years in the 1970's, the IDS tower
stood lonely, yet proud, over the city of Minneapolis. A
common joke among kids at the time was to extend one's
middle finger while sassing "Minneapolis skyline".
Twenty years later, the IDS has plenty of company up high,
but, due to economics and deference - not statute, as
many believe - this stunning tower remains the city's
tallest building. Good for it. |
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LaSalle
Plaza
I love LaSalle Plaza. The classy tower. The
Funky fountain. The grand grand stairway. The soaring
arcade. The stone, the plants, the benches. Love it.
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Medical Arts
Building
Once
upon a time, it was possible to design a boxy building
that was interesting to look at up close or from blocks
away. |
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Andersen
Consulting Tower
Already
on its third name in twelve years, the former
Metropolitan Center and Lincoln Center is a wonderful
building that should be around long enough to get re-named
about 450 times.
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Norwest
Center
Cesar
Pelli's design was an instant classic when it was built
in the late '80's. The Norwest Center is truly a great
building, possibly the best of its kind anywhere. The
only bad thing about it is that it makes people overlook
our old classics, the NW Bell and the Rand. |
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Multifoods
Tower
This is not the ugliest building downtown. It is,
however, the ugliest skyscraper. I once lived in Denver
for three years, where the tallest tower is a nearly
exact copy of this thing, but bigger. Most of the rest of
Denver's buildings are equally uninspired. I missed
Minneapolis. I moved back here.
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Midwest
Plaza
If you
ask me, unbroken vertical lines can make any building
good. |
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Northwestern
Bell Building
This old
warrior has lots of really cool exterior details, but no
public lobby or skyway connection. I guess the phone
company is afraid of its customers.
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Northstar
Block
Here, it is possible to get lost without
crossing the street. The Northstar block consists of five
buildings that seamlessly meld together at the skyway,
street, basement, sub-basement, second sub-basement, and
third sub-basement levels. It's a twisted, three-dimensional
labyrinth of corridors, stairways, elevators, and
unmarked doors. M. C. Escher would love it. |
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One
Financial Plaza
Minneapolis'
one and only pure International style tower. A truly
handsome work of glass and steel.
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Pillsbury
Center
I think this building is underrated. Sure, it is not
pretty or dramatic, but it does have some very strong
points. The trapezoid shapes are ideal for a two tower complex. The lobby is excellent. |
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Fifth
Street Towers
It seems
to be impossible to take a bad picture of this building.
It looks good from any angle, crisp and clean but never
boring.
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Piper-US
Bancorp Center
To be fair, Piper Jaffray doesn't design, build,
or own the buildings that it occupies. Still, they bear
the Piper name, and I'm sure that at some point some
executive from Piper has some input in their design. For
the second time in just over a decade, that guy should
have sent a note to the architect simply asking "please
try harder." He didn't. |
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Piper
Tower (old)
Even
Piper has given up on this monument to the Reagan era. It
is slick, gee-whiz building, utterly without soul; a big
shiny assemblage of cheap parts.
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US Bank
Place
My opinion of this building
depends entirely upon the angle from which I am looking at it. |
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Rand
Tower
Life got you down? Try the Rand Tower's suicide
ledge. On it you can sit, despondent, two-hundred-plus
feet off the ground, with cops and clergy at your side,
just like in the movies. Then you'll realize that your
life can't end with a dramatic plunge to the sidewalk
because it's on the other side of the building. You'd
merely crash, without dignity, into a parking ramp. You'll
feel better tomorrow.
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Plaza VII
While the Multifoods tower may be the ugliest
skyscraper in downtown Minneapolis, Plaza VII is the
worst. The Multifoods tower was obviously done on a
budget. The architects for Plaza VII were far more
ambitious, making for a much more gruesome failure. |
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TCF
Tower
This plump little cockroach
is a fitting home for Minneapolis' #3 bank.
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U.S. Courthouse
Except for the truck-bomb-proof blank wall on the 3rd Street side,
it's a pretty handsome building. |
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Soo Line Building
What was once the city's tallest skyscraper now
anchors the corner of 5th and Marquette with quiet dignity.
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100 Washington Square and
111 Washington Avenue
Great big white blocks
on stilts. Could be worse. |
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