The Least Dangerous Game
Robin Hood! King Arthur! St. George! Why, every schoolboy knows the legends
of these fabulous heroes...and every schoolboy has attempted to emulate
them.
Now, a group of three young, rich, and unbelievably stupid young
men are attempting to do so on a grander scale. They save young maidens
from danger...and, well, if there's no danger around, they'll simply have
to create a bit.
Bernice Summerfield, unwilling, unsuspecting, and bloody-well-pissed-off
damsel-in-distress, must navigate fields of lethal assassins, lost artifacts,
hallucinogenic dream sequences, and killer transvestite nuns in order to
keep her precious body parts intact--and stop the resurrection of an ancient
megalomaniac along the way.
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Chapter 1, "Make Your Own Damsel In Distress
With Things You Find Around the Home", by John Seavey
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Chapter 2, "In Which Things Become Much Clearer
(This Is A Lie)", by Bruce Greenwood
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Chapter 3, "When the Going Gets Tough", by Susannah
Tiller
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Chapter 4, "Emancipation and Emasculation. Sort
Of.", by Gregg Smith
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Chapter 5, "Fight or Flight", by Ron Murphy
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Chapter 6, "Up, Up, and Away", by Kris Herzog
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Chapter 7, "Headhunters and Assassins", by Will
Howells
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Chapter 8, "The Two Bennys", by Matt Michael
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Chapter 9, "Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home",
by Jon Andersen
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Chapter 10, "She's So High", by Eddie Robson
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Chapter 11, "One of Those Days", by Keith Fletcher
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Chapter 12, "Cards On the Table", by Mark Phippen
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Chapter 13, "All the keys to all the heavens
and their hells", by Richard Prekodravac
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