We, the lovers of the heart, in order to form a more perect kiss, enable the mighty hug, and to promote to whom we please,but please the one we kiss.
Article#1 Statement of Love-The Kiss
1. on the hand-I adore you
2. on the cheek-just friends
3. on the neck-I want you
4. on the lips-I love you
5. on the ears-just joking
6. anywhere else-Don't get carried away!
7. looking into your eyes-kiss me
8. hands on waist-I love you too much to let you go
Article#2 The three steps
1. Girl-If a boy gets too fresh, you have the right to slap him
2. Boy-If a girl slaps you, kiss her
3. Boy or Girl-Close your eyes,it's rude to stare
Article #3
1. Thou shalt not squeeze too hard
2. Thou shalt not ask or a kiss, Thou shalt take one
3. Thou shalt kiss on every opportunity
Your favorit color is the key to your sexual life....
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings, and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your possesions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite color, but look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and decor. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently. It's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists, speaking at the 1975 Home Interior Design Forum, explained the association between color and sexual patterns...
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in everyway imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make lady chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.
YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow...Don't panic not everyone who wears is queer. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.
PINK: Pesons who like pink show reluctance to mature in sexual matters. Women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity--but they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three different dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.
PURPLE: Lovers of puple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like-in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fullfillment than anyone's gratification.
BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex(not necessarily meaning black partners) These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out eachother in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature.They are moody people and often perform at their peek when under stress and during uhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of molestors and teenage gangs are black attire.
ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward fantasies.The sex act is regarded as a dramatic-one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. orange people often do not experience orgasm--but they put on a darn good act. men tend to pull their partners hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partners back.
BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure to the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of brown. they need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.
GREY: The color grey is preferred by people who are indecissive. They can't get excited about anything-including color-so they choose a noncommital shade. men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of releiving tension- but nothing more, nothing less. It'sIt's whan bam thank you ma'am. women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons: to accomodate their mate, or to get pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroon ceiling until the sex act is over and done. But when teamed up with another color, the grey spouse considers the others infidelity a blessing. When grey marries a grey it is a marriage made in heaven.
BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. they are sinners, affectionate, and sensitive to their partners needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are the concert painists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. they are partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than a firery aggression. Both men and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate, never seekng outside intrests.
WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissig is obscene and to make love in the daylight is unheard of. women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act.These people still use pet names for their genitals.
I hope you found this info some what helpful. Helpful as in how? I dont know. I thought it was interesting. Oooh. and if your wondering....Blue is my fav. color
