*Practice the art of limp handshakes
*Tell the ending of movies
*Give little kids clothes for their birthdays
*Leave the toilet seat up
*Take more than 10 items to the express checkout lane
*Turn on your brights for oncoming traffic
*Finish other people's crossword puzzles
*Tailgate the elderly
*Drum your fingers during other people's presentations
*Blow out other people's birthday candles
*Don't leave a message at the beep
*Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
*Block the entrances of elevators, buses, and subways
*When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
*Toss things out the window: tissues, cigarettes, cellophane food wrappings and those sorts of things
*Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
*Serve corn on the cob to people with dentures
*See if you can be the first one off the plane, even if you are sitting by the window
*Put a title like Senator or Doctor before your name when making dinner and hotel reservations
*Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
*Go up the down escalator
*Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
*Snap your gum
*Squeeze the toothpaste from the top, and while you're at it, leave the cap off
*Open umbrellas in crowded hallways
*Announce when you're going to the bathroom
*Pinch all the chocolate candies until you find the one you want
*Chew other people's pencils
*Lie to your therapist and sit in her chair
*Let doors slam behind you -- in other people's faces
*Hold the elevator until you have finished your conversation
*Pee in the swimming pool
*Ride on the shoulder until you pass all the jammed traffic; then cut in
*Wear large hats during the movies
*Forget the pooper scooper
*Race the old woman for the last bus seat
*Cause gridlock
*Serve TV dinners, wine coolers, and cherry Twinkies on Thanksgiving
*Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you
*Touch strangers
*Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
*Bite your dentist's finger
*Fart in cramped places
*Leave lipstick prints on people's cheeks and foreheads
*Be "in conference" all the time
*Buy it, wear it, return it
*Tell people they have bad breath
*Smell smoke often and announce it
*Eat out with friends and "forget" your wallet
*Put everyone on speakerphone
*Step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you
*Make scary faces at babies
*Flirt with a friend's spouse
*Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
*Pretend you're listening
