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[Locked on the BJWC Tron.]
[Tyrone Alguard delivering the Total Annihilation to Blitz
[Tyrone Alguard delivering the Total Annihilation to Blitz.]
Trek: I am going to find out just who did this here tonight. And whoever did this, will pay.
Edgebrook: Ugh, OK, lets head right to the ring to kick off this ACTION PACKED HEATWAVE!! Edgebrook: It is time for a four man battle royal to determine who is the #1 contender for the Riot title. Timmons: I'm not sure if I've ever seen a four man battle royal before. Edgebrook: Johnny Smokes, James Knight, and the Conquor are in the ring. {{The Lights dim and barley anything is visible. The tron turns on to show you a Screen of white static}} Let the bodies hit the floor {{The tron goes blank again and the arena falls silent once more for about 5 seconds before a Huge pyro explosion is let off filling the entire arena with light as the rest of Bodies By Drowning Pool begins again. Pyros continue to light the arena As Super Stu makes his way down the ring. The crowd roar with cheers.}} Edgebrook: And here he is! Super Stu. My personal favourite to win this match. He out to regain his Number One Contender spot. It seems that he has new entrance music too. Timmons: He has a poor taste in Music… Beaten why for Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor!!!! One - Nothing wrong with me Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor!!!! Let the bodies hit the floor! {Stu hops over the top rope and walks around the ring. He stops in the and raises his arms as the lights come back up. [DING! DING! DING!] Edgebrook: James Knight takes the early initiative and fires across the ring tackling Johnny Smokes. Being the only two on their feet, Super Stu and the Conquor lock up. Timmons: Knight is putting a serious pounding on Smokes and all he can do is cover up. Edgebrook: Stu doesn't waste any time with Conquor. He wins the lock up, hip tosses him, and follows with a quick elbow drop before Conquor can react. Timmons: Knight sends Smokes to the ropes and delivers a superkick that surprising didn't remove Smokes head from his shoulders. Edgebrook: Stu already has the Conquor in a camel clutch and is pulling back on the hold for all he is worth. Timmons: The Conquor is tapping out. Unfortunately for him, this is a battle royal, and he has to hop over the top rope to quit. Edgebrook: Rather then taking the time to eliminate Smokes, Knight see's an opertunity and walks up to Stu and easily slips on a sleeper hold. Timmons: Well what do you make of that. The Conquor is in a camel cluth by Stu, who is in a sleeper by Knight, and Smokes probably, has a broken neck and is taking a long nap. Edgebrook: We could have three people taking naps if things don't change here quickly. Timmons: Stu gives up the camel clutch and impressively manages to get to his feet. [Stu lets his feet fly in front of him, dropping him to the ground, in turn smashing Knight's jaw on the top of his head. Knight repels back tripping over Smokes.] Timmons: All four men are down James. This isn't supposed to be how battle royals work. Edgebrook: It took a couple of seconds, but Stu is the first up and he charges Knight. Timmons: I guess he didn't really care for that little sneak attack sleeper. [Knight and Stu exchange blows for a while, but Stu gets the upper hand with a knee to the midsection. He sends Knight to the opposite turnbuckle and follows him in with a running elbow.] Edgebrook: Conquor is on his feet, but holding his back. Timmons: And don't worry folks. Smokes just got to his feet. It is official, he is not in a coma. [With a surge of energy Conquor charges across the ring and clotheslines the dazed Johnny Smokes clear over the top rope to the cold hard concrete below.] Timmons: And the first man eliminated is Johnny Smokes by the Conquor. Edgebrook: Knight and Stu continue to rage a furious battle on the other side of the ring. Timmons: It looks like Stu stays one up on him though when it gets too heated. [ Stu sends Knight to the ropes. Picture perfect hurricarada by Super Stu. Stu rises only to get caught in another vicious clothesline by the Conquor sending him over the top ropes. Conquor turns to finish of Knight.] Timmons: Beautiful clothesline there sending Stu over the top. But Stu managed to hold on to the top rope and flips himself back in the ring. Edgebrook: Conquor is laying the boots to Knight, who was stunned by that hurricarada. Suddenly Stu fires himself off the ropes and catches Conquor with a flying head scissors. His momentum takes him over the top rope flipping Conquor over and to the unforgiving concrete head first. Stu lands on the apron and rolls under the bottom rope. Timmons: Battle Royals are no place for high flying tactics James. Edgebrook: Never the less, they put Knight down, saved him from elimination, and eliminated Conquor. So you be the judge. Timmons: Knight up now, but caught in a quick arm drag by Stu, who is on fire. Knight up again, hip toss by Stu. Edgebrook: Knight getting up a little slower. SUPERKICK BY SUPER STU!!!! Timmons: A taste of his own medicine I guess. Edgebrook: Stu up to the top rope quickly. He launches himself. Timmons: He likes to refer to this five start frog splash as The Super Slash. Look at that height! Edgebrook: Stu nails it, it is all over except getting him over the top rope. Timmons: Super Stu pulls James Knight over to the ropes by his arm and then puts him in the fire mans carry to toss him over the rope. Edgebrook: Knight grabs on to the top rope and hugs it for all he is worth. Timmons: I don't know how he figured out where he is after that super splash. Edgebrook: Stu is frustrated and starts laying the boots to Knight, but Knight won't let go of the top rope. Timmons: Stu slips a sleeper on the stuborn Knight. That will surely get him to let go. Edgebrook: Right on que Mike. A couple elbows from Knight gets Stu to release the hold. Stu slings Knight to the ropes. Timmons: Stu going for another one of his picture perfect Hurricaradas. Edgebrook: Not so picture perfect Mike. Knight turns the hurricada into a tossing version of a power bomb over the top rope. Timmons: Stu was just eliminated? [DING! Ding! Ding!] Timmons: Hold crap. Stu had all the momentum and then suddenly it was over for him. Edgebrook: And James Knight goes on for a Riot title shot.
Eric: Well, here I am, the biggest night of my BJWC career. It appears as
though someone has it out for me as I am defending my BJWC Riot title
tonight. On top of that, I have to fight Harry "The Masked Popcorn Vendor"
to put an end to this feud over whom carried whom to the BJWC Tag Team
Championships. I think that we will find that I am the only productive
member of the Tag Team Championship. But right now I have other things on my
mind. It seems that Logan Outlaw has his mind set on taking my BJWC Riot
Title. There is also the problem of "The So Cal Kid" Jordan Banks, but he
isn't much of a problem. I proved that a couple weeks ago on Riot. Banks,
you ain't nothin but a bitch. Outlaw, I have never seen your work but I'm
assuming that you are probably one of the people in BJWC who can't wrestle
their way out of a wet paper bag. Oh well. I need to prepare for my match so
get this camera the fuck out of my locker room.
{With that said, Eric pushes the cameraman out of the locker room and we go
back to ringside.}
MIke Timmons: So intense that man. He is the greatest.
James Edgebrook: You call it intensity, I personally think it is fear.
Mike Timmons: And what the hell would you know?
James Edgebrook: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a scene from earlier today
when "The So Cal Kid" Jordan Banks was arriving at the arena.
{The scene opens up and we are treated to a scene from earlier today. "The
So Cal Kid" Jordan Banks is making his way into the arena through a crowd of
fans. Suddenly he falls to the ground and a fan wearing a black hooded
sweatshirt is kicking him repeatedly. The "fan" takes off his sweatshirt to
revealt that it is none other than Eric Bruce. He is laying the boots to
Jordan Banks untill security comes running out. They seperate the two of
them and Eric grabs his bags and continues to walk into the arena while the
trainer attends to Jordan Banks.}
James Edgebrook: That was disturbing. Eric Bruce, posing as a fan of Jordan
Banks attacked him and knocked him out.
Mike Timmons: Disturbing, that was fricking hilarious.
[The loud speaker begins to blare "Phenomenon" by Limp Bizkit.] ("Don't... Think you know what the hell I'm all about. Phenomenon, something like a Phenomenon Don't... Think you got my shit all figured out. Phenomenon, something like a Phenomenon)" [Eric Bruce steps out onto the stage, he is wearing a pair of biker short tights and his BJWC Riot Title around his waist. He has his BJWC Tag Team Title slung over his shoulder.] James Edgebrook: Here comes a man who thinks he's the greatest thing in wrestling today. "The Phenomenon" Eric Bruce. Mike Timmons: Hey, he doesn't think he is the greatest thing in wrestling today. He KNOWS he is the greatest thing in wrestling today. They don't call him "The Phenomenon" for nothing you know. [Eric begins walking down the ramp. He reaches the bottom and slides in under the bottom rope. He then takes his BJWC Riot Title off of his waist and goes over to the turnbuckle and raise both title belts high in the air. Receiving a chorus of boos.] [b]James Edgebrook:[/b] These fans sure don't seem to think he's so great. [b]Mike Timmons:[/b] They are all from Wisconsin. Fricking cheeseheads, what do they know? [Eric walks over to the ring announcer and hands him a card that he had in his hand. The ring announcer begins reading from it.] [b]Ring Announcer:[/b] Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing at this time. He is the reigning and defending BJWC Riot Champion. Hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota. Weighing in tonight at Two Hundred and Twenty pounds. Standing Six Feet, One Inch tall. He is "The Phenomenon" Eric Bruce. [The fans boo like crazy as Eric steps into the middle of the ring and raises both of his titles high in the air and gives them to the referee. He then backs into his corner and watches on...] [Eric Bruce, Logan Outlaw, and Jordan Banks all size each other up in the ring. Outlaw and Banks quickly run at Bruce taking him down to the mat. The two continue to punch at Banks.] [b]Edgebrook:[/b] It looks like the two challengers are going after the champion here. [b]Timmons:[/b] They are! And it bothers me! This is a triple threat match! Not a handicap match! [Banks pulls Bruce to his feet and whips him into the ropes. When he comes back, he gets hit by a double spine buster. Banks covers.] [b]1… Outlaw pulls Banks off[/b] [Banks stands up and starts to argue with Outlaw. Outlaw slaps Banks across the face. Banks retaliates by punching Outlaw in the face. Outlaw punches Banks and the two begin to trade blows.] [b]Timmons:[/b] This is what I like! These two are going at it! [Banks begins to get the upper hand on Outlaw and whips him into the ropes. Banks hits a huge powerslam and stays covered.] [b]1… 2… Bruce makes the save[/b] [Bruce pulls Banks to his feet and gets him up on his shoulders. Outlaw is up and bounces off the far ropes before coming back and hitting a spear on Bruce, forcing him to drop Banks. Banks lands on top of Bruce covering him, but Outlaw pulls Banks off before the referee begins to count.] [b]Edgebrook:[/b] Interesting pinning predicament there. [Outlaw pulls Banks to his feet, but Bruce is right there to hit him with a stiff right. Bruce whips Outlaw into the turnbuckle. Bruce runs forward and hits a clothesline, sending Outlaw over the turnbuckle onto the steel steps.] Edgebrook: Ouch! Outlaw just landed on his head on the steel steps! WOW! He’s going to be out for a while. Timmons: Yah. He looks like he’s unconscious! [Bruce turns back to Banks, but Banks is there to hit him with a kick in the gut. Banks lifts Bruce, and drops him on his knee with a gut buster. Banks grabs one of Bruce’s legs and locks Bruce in a one legged Boston Crab.] Edgebrook: Bruce could be in trouble here! He’s in the middle of the ring away from the ropes. [Bruce slowly begins to crawl to the ropes. He gets to the ropes, but Banks drags him back into the middle of the ring. Bruce is about to tap, but Outlaw is back in the ring and he hits a running dropkick into the chest of Banks.] Timmons: WO HO! What a move! That could have broken some ribs! I love it! Edgebrook:It could have broken ribs and you like it? What are you? Some kind of violence freak? Timmons: You bet! The violence freak. That’s me. [Outlaw pulls Banks to his feet and whips him into the ropes. When Banks comes back, Outlaw his a huge tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Outlaw covers.] 1… 2… Bruce makes the save Edgebrook: This one was almost over right there. What a move by Logan Outlaw! [Outlaw gets up, despite Bruce on him punching away on him. Bruce is on top of Outlaw with a sleeper hold locked in. Outlaw flips Bruce over his head back first onto the mat. However, Bruce holds onto Outlaw’s head and hits a stunner as he is flipped.] Edgebrook: What a counter! Bruce just took Outlaw out! Timmons: Tell me about it. Outlaw is out cold! He isn’t moving. [Bruce pulls Banks to hits feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Bruce pulls Banks up to the top rope and then climbs up himself. Banks punches Bruce once in the gut, stunning him. Banks wraps his hand around Bruce’s throat and hits a chokeslam off the top rope.] Timmons Holy Shit! What a move! [Both men are out after that high impact move. Logan Outlaw slowly starts to stir. He crawls over to Eric Bruce and drapes his arm over Bruce’s chest.] Edgebrook: No! Not like this. 1… 2… 3!!! Edgebrook That’s it! Logan Outlaw is the new BJWC Riot champion!
Trek: You sick fucker! How can you eat and shit at the same time!
WHOP! WHOP! WHOP!
Edgebrook: What the hell? Who is that he is beating?
Timmons: I don't know, but ol' Trek is teaching them a lesson!
[We then cut back...]
Edgebrook: This is bizarre. Why didn't the camera man show who it was?
Timmons: Fatality my friend.
Edgebrook: What?
[Trek then trudges forward to the arena...]
KAHN vs Tyrone Alguard
These two battled fast and furious and took things a little more hardcore then the rules of the match allowed. In the end, Tyrone didn't seem to have the same taste for pain as KAHN and was pinned after successive face drivers.
Edgebrook: It’s time for the Minnesota state title to be put on the line, two men, Dan Bastille and Dane Black, will do their best to take out the champ who has been on a roll lately, Triple Six Trek Timmons: A freaking weird roll to boot Edgebrook: None the less, Bastille is already in the ring, awaiting the arrival of….. [Screeching guitars resound through out the sweaty packed arena] [The pallid white lights dim down, and the once rambunctious crowd dies down into a hush] [Anticipation. Everyone’s attention is fixated directly on the curtains ,awaiting the return of Dane Black] ARE YOU READYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? [The steel ramp spits beautiful uncontrollable pyrotechnetics in disoriented fashion. The heavy riffs to the song ‘Blind’ bellows through out the arena.] MT: Can you feel it, ladies and gentlemen? The return of a former NWA star, and the crowd doesn’t seem to mind it! [Parting the curtains aside, out comes Dane Black as the pallid light pours over his sculpted-like figure. His long untidy dreadlocked hair suspends to his broad shoulders. His tanned sculpted chest is exposed, as it seems to glisten by the throbbing white light that mimics his every move. The samedark tights are worn as usual, with the crimson red ‘XTC’ etched in the back.] JE: Dane appears pretty focused, as he begins to saunter down the ramp With a smug look on his face. [Silence overtakes the Milwaukee crowd, as they eagerly anticipate their next matchup... before a flood of dumbfounded looks sweep through their collective faces. Music blasts from the loudspeakers...] Edgebrook: Looks like there wont be any waiting around…. (Bastille and Trek nod towards each other and bull rush Black, clubbing him with punch after punch.) Edgebrook: The former Green Family is quickly working together Timmons: Like a green grandpa and grandson? (Black still being pummled in the corner. Dan sends him into the corner across the ring, then sends Trek across as well, crashing into ‘XTC’ with a running splash. Bastille follows as well, crushing Trek into Black yet again) Edgebrook: Dane Black is in a world of hurt to start this match off Timmons: Kind of like an XTC pancake….mmmmm……pancakes Edgebrook: You are SO weird (As Dane crumples to the mat, Bastille and Trek raise their arms together as the fans boo) Edgebrook: It will be almost impossible for Dane Black to overcome two men fighting as one for the Minnesota title Timmons: Are they going to just split the belt or what? (As Dan turns, Trek drills a forearm to the back of his head, knocking him to the mat. Trek pounces quickly, connecting with an elbow drop, then another) Edgebrook: Or not (Staying on the attack, Trek grabs Bastille to his feet, hitting a vertical suplex and dropping Dan to the mat. Trek gets to his feet, only to be met with a bulldog from the now standing Dane Black) Edgebrook: XTC is turning the tables on Tripe (Black is a ball of fire, hitting a scoop slam on Trek. He then turns and hits the rising Bastille with a drop kick) Edgebrook: Black is leaving no doubt that he should be included in this match. Timmons: He is a former NWA TV champ (Black grabs Trek, pulling him to his feet. Trek counters with a low blow, doubling Dane over) Edgebrook: Former TV champ or not, that has to hurt (With his head already down, Trek slaps Dane with a DDT, shaking the ring posts with the contact) Edgebrook: WHAT IMPACT!!! Timmons: COVER 1 2 Kickout Edgebrook: Bastille with the save, dropping the hammer across the back of Trek (All three men are on their feet, once again, Bastille and Trek lock arms, sending Black to the mat with a double clothesline) Edgebrook: Stick with what works I suppose (Dragging Dane by his dreads, the terrible twosome pick him up and drop with a double vertical suplex) [Bastille and Trek are showing some great teamwork here early on as Trek whips Black into the ropes as it met up by a barging Dan Bastille to his mid section with a spear take down. Dan then hoists Black up pushing him into the corner. Trek then out of no where comes creaping up and drop kicks Dane's face as his back ricochet's off the turnpost and just collapses to the ground...] Edgebrook: It has been all Trek and Dan so far in this match, working well together Timmons: Black is up, somehow [Trek had got Black in a headlock as Bastille has finally had enough of the tag team situation. Bastille then creaps up behind with a hard right to the back of the head of Trek. With another hard right to the back of the head, Trek breaks the hold holding the back of his head. He then nails Black with a hard right as he falls to the mat. Trek then turns to face Bastille who swings another punch but misses. Trek then grabs ahold of him after ducking and does a belly to belly suplex...] Edgebrook: Teamwork once again out the window with these two Timmons: Look who is back up (Dane Black is on his feet and doesn’t look to pleased. Trek gets up from the suplex attempt, only to be caught with a Lou Thez press, as XTC follows it up by unloading right and left hands on Trek) Edgebrook: Black is up and he is pissed Timmons: So would you say, that Black is back? Edgebrook: Why oh why am I punished like this? (Black drops a knee across the face of Trek before turning his attention to Bastille, who is starting to get to his feet. Bastille catches a kick in the gut for his trouble, before getting introduced to the mat with a rocker dropper) Edgebrook: XTC is on an absolute out rage here Timmons: Do you think they have like generic XTC at Wal-Mart with a stupid name, like Sam’s XTC Edgebrook: Are you asking if they have an illegal drug at Wal-Mart with a different name Timmons: Yea Edgebrook: God help me (Black is on his feet still, almost pacing, waiting for someone to get on their feet. Bastille reaches first, and Dane charges at him, hitting a leaping forearm smash, sending Dan back to the mat) Timmons: Where is Rose at? She would SO put an end to his beatdown Edgebrook: Interseting point Mike and….. Timmons: Plus she is just smoking hot Edgebrook: When I keep thinking it won’t get any worse….. (Trek is on his feet, swings a wild right haymaker at XTC. Dane ducks, and does a go behind. He grabs the waist of Trek, german suplex with bridge) EdgebrooK: COVER!!! 1 2 3……….NOO!!! Edgebrook: Bastille with yet another last second save Timmons: We would have had a new Minnesota champ without him (Black quickly shakes off the ax handle, and rushes wildly at the superhero want to be Bastille. Dan uses Dane’s momentum against him, picking him up and dropping him with a hot shot) Edgebrook: Very nice counter by Bastille Timmons: This is like eight seconds since he’s been on his back, a new match record (Bastille finishes off the move by hitting a running knee lift, sending Black crashing to the mat. Dan turns, quickly ducking a Trek clotheslines) Edgebrook: Friends turned Family, well Green family, turned opponents Timmons: I think I saw this on a Springer episode (The two Green family members lock up with Trek quickly applying a headlock. Bastille counters with a textbook belly to back suplex) Edgebrook: Dan throwing the book at Trek and Black in this matchup Timmons: That’s odd, I never would of pegged Dan as much of a reader Edgebrook: Black is up! Timmons: You mean back? Edgebrook: SHUT UP!!! (Bastille turns and has a nice meeting with the back of Dane’s elbow, sending Dan stumbling back a few steps. XTC takes advantage….) Edgebrook: CRYSTAL CLEAR!!! That is his superkick finisher Timmons: COVER!! 1 2 3…….NOOOO!!!! Edgebrook: SAVE BY TREK!!! Timmons: At the last possible second too Edgebrook: The champ almost lost his title without his shoulders touching the mat (Trek, realzing how close he was to being titleless, is connecting with right hand after right hand, opening a cut above the right eye of XTC) Edgebrook: The first drops of blood have fallen here in Miller Park Timmons: Red right, not green? Edgebrook: Honestly, who do you have pictures of to keep this job? (Triple Six drags Dane to his feet connecting with one, then another kicks to the gut. Trek goes for a piledriver, but Dane counters, back flipping the champ) Edgebrook: Too close for comfort there for Black (Bastille is up and charging, but Dane counters that as well, hip tossing Dan through the 2nd and 3rd ropes, outside to the floor) Edgebrook: Looks like Bastille isn’t the only master of the counter attack in this match, Dane showing he can hold his own as well Timmons: And he is licking his chops at the sight of a fallen Trek [Trek is in a boston crab by Dane Black as Dan Bastille is weary getting to his feet outside the ring. The ref continues to check up on Trek to see if he wants to tap out. Trek is still refusing. Finally Dan slides into the ring kicking Dane in the face as he falls back holding his jaw. Dan then pulls Dane up as he suplex's him. Trek is trying to get to his feet. Dan then tosses Dane out of the ring as he turns to Trek as he is met up with a kick to the gut. Trek then hoists him onto his shoulders and plants him in the Intant Replay. Dan is out like the lights on a stormy night. Trek goes for the cover...] Edgebrook: COVER!!!! 1 2 …….. 3!!!!!! Edgebrook: HE DID IT!! TREK HELD OFF TWO MEN AND RETAINED HIS TITLE!! Timmons: He is proving to be THE most dominant Minnesota champ in recent memory
Edgebrook: As we already have Eric Bruce in the ring right now, we now await the arrival of Harry to OOC: Sorry for not editing this match, I ran out of time. Prez Malice
EDGEBROOK: And here we go folks. It’s time… {The camera cuts away from Timmons and Edgebrook, to look at the Pure Hell Match cage} TIMMONS: This match has destroyed men. And hopefully tonight…it will destroy someone else. EDGEBROOK: It pits the current Hardcore Champion Nightmare, against former friend and Hardcore Legend…Cyris Raven. And of course, the Hardcore Title is on the line. {Slowly the lights fade out in the arena and the sound of rain drops began to echo throughout the arena} KID: It's...it's a man. WOMAN: No...it's...it's a monster. {The teletron shows a face with closed eyes} MAN: No...it's neither...who is that? {The eyes open and we see the whites of the eyes} RAVEN: I AM THE TRUE HARDCORE LEGEND!!! {The lights pop on as 'Anxiety' by Black Eyed Peas begins to blare over the speakers} #I feel like I wanna smack somebody Turn around and bitch slap somebody (bitch) But I ain't goin' out bro (no, no, no) I ain't givin' into it (no, no, no) {Cyris Raven steps out of the back and the fans pop. He is wearing a t-shirt that reads ‘GOODNIGHT, SWEET NEVAEH’} #Anxieties bash my mind in Terrorizing my soul like Bin Laden But I ain't fallin' down bro (no, no, no) I won't lose control bro (no, no, no) {Cyris raises his hands into the air, then brings them down as pyros shoot off from each side of the ramp} #Shackle and chained My soul feels stained I can't explain got an itch on my brain Lately my whole aim is to maintain And regain control of my mainframe {Cyris walks down the entrance ramp and stops for a second, smiling at the cage. He then walks into the door and slides into the ring under the ropes} #My bloods boiling its beaten' out propane My train of thoughts more like a runaway train I'm in a fast car drivin' in a fast lane In the rain and I'm might just hydroplane. {Cyris walks over and stands on the bottom rope, looking out towards the crowd. Flashbulbs pop all over the place} #I don't fear none of my enemies And I don't fear bullets from oozies I've been dealing with something that’s worse than these That'll make you fall to your knees and that’s the The anxiety the sane and the insane rivalry Paranoia’s brought me to my knees Lord please please please Take away my anxiety {Cyris gets down off the rope and turns back into the ring. The music fades away and Cyris begins to get ready Nightmare} EDGEBROOK: Raven looks ready to wear that Hardcore Title once again. TIMMONS: Well, I don’t think Nightmare will let go of it that easy. Suddenly Let it Out by Hoobastank begins to blare throughout the arena. #This is ours, we made it with our everything Something real, as real as it could ever be You gave me all of yourself, I gave you all of me Now set it free from yourself, for everyone to see EDGEBROOK: Here comes Nightmare to his new entrance music. #I’m not afraid to let it out I’m gonna show you how I feel I’m not afraid to let it out (Who cares if you don’t like it) (If you don’t like it.} [Nightmare steps out from behind the curtain with Eric Bruce following him. The two make their way to the ring where Nightmare] NIGHTMARE: Cut the damn music! [The music dies.] NIGHTMARE: OK. I have one thing to say so I’ll keep it short. As the new BJWC commissioner I am also in charge of everything hardcore. [The fans boo, not wanting to see Nightmare in charge of anything.] NIGHTMARE: You guys won’t be booing after what I say next. Tonight’s Pure Hell match is now best two out of three falls! [The fans cheer at the prospect of even more carnage than usual.] EDGEBROOK: Wow! This match is going to be crazy! Each fake title can only be used for one pinfall too! {DING, DING} TIMMONS: Eric and Nightmare walk down the entrance ramp. Is this going to turn into a two-on-one battle? EDGEBROOK: I don’t know…but Nightmare just went around to the side opposite of the door. What is he doing? TIMMONS: Don’t know but…HERE COMES YOSHI KAWAZUGHI. Him and Bruce enter into the cage door and slide into the ring. They instantly attack, Raven. Bruce attacks Raven with a right hook. Raven ducks, grabs Bruce in a full-nelson….RAVEN-BOMB ON ERIC BRUCE!!! EDGEBROOK: Bruce looks hurt as he rolls to the side. Now both Yoshi and Cyris are staring at each other. TIMMONS: These two could light up the ring, if they wanted to. But right now…Yoshi is just trying to keep Cyris away from Nightmare. BTW, where is he? EDGEBROOK: He is…up on top of the cage…climbing up on the ladder. He is pretty damn high. He reaches up…HE GRABS A FAKE TITLE. Now he has to climb all the back down. TIMMONS: Yoshi charges Raven and goes for a clothesline…but Raven ducks. Yoshi turns around…kick to the gut. Raven grabs Yoshi and picks him up…TWISTED MINDS ON YOSHI!!! Raven is not here to play tonight folks. EDGEBROOK: He is stomping his large boot into Yoshi’s ribs now. But he better watch out…Nightmare just slid into the ring. Cyris is just standing there…breathing heavy already. TIMMONS Come on Raven! Get your head into this match! EDGEBROOK Nightmare really caught him off guard with the best two out of three falls announcement. [Nightmare runs toward Raven and hits a dropkick through the ropes on the back of Raven’s head, driving his face into the barbed wire cage.] EDGEBROOK: Nightmare just hit the Darkest Dreams through the ropes onto the barbed wire cage! [Cyris wobbles himself out from the ropes…steps backwards and falls out cold in the middle of the ring, Nightmare slides out of the ring.] TIMMONS: What is he doing? He grabbed one of those tables that are surrounding the ring. EDGEBROOK: Aren’t those supposed to be lit? Stupid crew didn’t light them. Will someone come and… {Nightmare pulls something out of his pocket after he sets the table up} TIMMONS: What the hell is that? EDGEBROOK Oh my God! I think it’s a lighter! Nightmare did this to Jae’ Sensation and almost saved London Freemantle the trouble of having to behead him! [Nightmare lights the table on fire and turns back to Raven] TIMMONS: Raven has risen to his feet and catches Nightmare with a stiff right to the jaw. Raven attempts to whip Nightmare to the table, but Nightmare reverses it and Raven goes face first into the table. Raven remains up against the burning table as Nightmare gets a running start, and hits The Darkest Dreams!] EDGEBROOK: My God! Raven’s face has just been driven through that burning table! Nightmare’s covering Raven and he’s got that fake title around his waist! <b>1… 2… 3!!! EDGEBROOK: Nightmare takes the first fall! Nightmare uses the help of Eric Bruce and Yoshi Kawazughi…to take the first fall. TIMMONS: But if he would have left the match alone, he would still be champ. EDGEBROOK: True. Well, Nightmare just tossed off the fake title and is out of the ring and already trying to reclimb the cage. But wait…Raven is up. He charges the cage side AND DROPKICKS IT, SENDING NIGHTMARE INTO THE CROWD. Nightmare landed hard on those steel chairs the fans are sitting in. TIMMONS: Look at Raven’s face. You can see the burn marks…and he even has a few gashes. EDGEBROOK: But I bet you he loves it. He climbs out of the ring…and starts HIS decent up the cage side. Nightmare is still not moving. {Fans cheer as Raven finally gets to the top} TIMMONS: Well here comes a ring crew member. He reaches in and tosses a match on the surrounding tables. WOOSH!!! EDGEBROOK: There we go…flames galore. Meanwhile…Cyris has a fake title around his waist and has just crawled down the ladder and off the tables. He is now standing on the cage roof. Wait…what is he doing? TIMMONS: He is just staring at Nightmare…who is still lying in the crowd. Wait…Cyris takes a step back…HE RUNS AND JUMPS. {Flashbulbs pop} EDGEBROOK: THIRTY FOOT DROP AND CYRIS JUST HIT A FROG SPLASH ON A HURT NIGHTMARE. Cyris is rolling around but he moves towards Nightmare and drapes his arm over him. 1… 2… 3… TIMMONS: And the ref is signaling. Raven took the second fall. The score is even and the first man to get the next fall is our winner. EDGEBROOK: Raven is back up. He takes the fake title from around his waist and tosses it to the ground. Raven climbs over the fan-rail…SUPERKICK BY YOSHI KAWAZUGHI and Raven is out cold. TIMMONS: Those sneaky bastards. Yoshi is over the rail, trying to wake Nightmare up as Eric Bruce has climbed the cage and grabbed a fake title. {Bruce begins to climb down as the fans boo} EDGEBROOK: Yoshi has Nightmare up and they climb over the fan-rail as Bruce makes it down the cage and hands Nightmare a blood covered title. I guess he cut himself climbing on the bared-wire cage. TIMMONS: This can’t end this way. Nightmare wraps the title around his waist and drops for the cover. 1… 2… 3… EDGEBROOK: And Nightmare is STILL…NO…the ref said Cyris kicked out. Cyris is quickly back up to his feet, looking at the three members of Lost Souls. Eric Bruce charges Raven…but Raven ducks down, picks him up…SAMOAN DROP ONTO THE OUTSIDE. Bruce is twitching as Raven is back up to his feet. TIMMONS: Look at the sudden fear in Nightmare’s eyes. Raven points at him and steps…but no…Yoshi gets between them. EDGEBROOK: Yoshi and Raven begin to trade punches. Raven blocks a blow from Yoshi and grabs his arm…IRISH WHIP INTO THE BARBED-WIRE CAGE. Yoshi pulls away, bleeding from several spots. TIMMONS: Yoshi turns around and sees Raven…he charges him. Raven drops down, BACK BODY DROP. AND YOSHI LANDS ON THE FAN-RAIL. Yoshi falls off, grabbing at his back. EDGEBROOK: Raven turns around to see Nightmare running up the entrance ramp. TIMMONS: This match is starting to get interesting. EDGEBROOK: Raven follows him up and into the back. Raven goes through the black curtains. WHACK!!! EDGEBROOK: TWO BY FOUR TO THE FACE. Cyris’ left eyebrow is busted open. Nightmare drops for the pin. 1… 2… KICKOUT!!! TIMMONS: Nightmare is up after Cyris kicked out…and he is mad. What is it going to take to take out Raven? EDGEBROOK: Maybe another car wreck like last week. Nightmare runs over and grabs one of the popcorn machines that are in the hall. He pushes it over to Raven…AND THEN PUSHES IT ON HIM. The glass shatters everywhere. TIMMONS: Not going to stop this monster. Raven pushes the machine off of him and is slowly up onto his feet. Nightmare is running scared now. He begins to run down the hall, with Raven quickly running after him. EDGEBROOK: Nightmare turns the corner and runs into Kid Ego, knocking a cup of water all over Ego. EGO: What the HELL?!?!?! {Kid pushes Nightmare away} NIGHTMARE: Screw you, Kid. TIMMONS: Nightmare swings on Kid Ego, but the Kid moves, grabs his arm and whips him in the direction in which he came. EDGEBROOK: Nightmare goes flying after the whip by Kid Ego…AND RAVEN IS THERE WAITING FOR HIM. Cyris Raven grabs Nightmare by the throat…CHOKESLAM ONTO THE CONCRETE. Raven reaches down…and removes the fake title from Nightmare’s waist. RAVEN: Here. {Cyris smirks as he tosses the title to Kid Ego} RAVEN: Give it to Dante after he loses tonight. It’ll make him feel better. {Kid Ego smiles} TIMMONS: Was that a sign of things to come? EDGEBROOK: Don’t know, but Raven is pulling Nightmare through the hall by the collar of his shirt. WAIT…Nightmare wiggles free. Raven turns around and sees Nightmare run off…into the parking garage. TIMMONS: Raven looks hesitant…but…there he goes, after Nightmare. EDGEBROOK: Raven walks in and instantly Nightmare appears out of nowhere and grabs him by the head. HE JUST SLAMMED RAVEN’S HEAD THROUGH A SIDE WINDOW OF SOMEONE’S LIMO! TIMMONS: The license plate says ‘PIZAN’ on it. I don’t think the Heavyweight Champ is gonna be happy. EDGEBROOK: Nightmare pulls Raven’s bloody head out of the window. He climbs to the top of the limo…and pulls Raven with him. He grabs him around the waist…this looks like it is going to hurt. TIMMONS: Nightmare goes to pick Raven up…NO!!! Raven hit Nightmare with a low blow. Raven is up, kicks Nightmare in the gut. He picks him up…TWISTED MINDS ONTO THE TOP OF THE LIMO. Nightmare is bleeding from a huge cut on his forehead. EDGEBROOK: Raven hops off the car. He pulls Nightmare off the top and pushes him into the limo through the broken window. Wait…now where is RAVEN going? TIMMONS: Don’t know. But Nightmare looks hurt. He could of broken his neck on that move. {The rumble of a loud engine echoes through the arena} EDGEBROOK: What…the hell was that? TIMMONS: I don’t…HOLY SHIT!!! Here comes Raven…IN A SEMI-TRUCK. Raven and putting the gas pedal to the floor and that truck is charging the limo. {Fans explode} EDGEBROOK: The truck picks up speed… WHAM!! SMASH!! TIMMONS: CYRIS RAVEN JUST SLAMMED A SEMI-TRUCK INTO THE LIMO THAT NIGHTMARE WAS IN!!! The limo is a crumpled mess. Raven is out of the truck and manages to pull… {The door falls off the limo as Cyris tries to open it} TIMMONS: Cyris just pulled the limp body of Nightmare, out of the limo. EDGEBROOK: Is Nightmare dead? TIMMONS: I don’t know…but…here comes Cyris with Nightmare over his shoulder. {After a couple seconds, Cyris Raven steps out from behind the black curtain…onto the entrance ramp} EDGEBROOK: Nightmare looks like a rag doll. Cyris has managed to drag him down the ramp and into the ring. Wait…Nightmare is standing on his feet. Cyris whips him. Nightmare comes flying back…BACK BODY DROP OVER THE ROPES AND THROUGH A BURNING TABLE!!! TIMMONS: Nightmare is quickly up and back into the ring, grabbing at his back. Cyris walks over and exits the cage. He is now starting to climb the cage. This could be it for Nightmare, folks. EDGEBROOK: Cyris is halfway up the cage…and now Nightmare is up and starting up the other side. TIMMONS: Well…Cyris is up there…he climbs onto the tables and onto the ladder. HE’S GOT A TITLE. EDGEBROOK: He climbs down and Nightmare is there to meet him. Nightmare swings and Raven moves. Nightmare turns around…FACE PLANT INTO THE STEEL CAGE BY RAVEN. But…Raven walks away from Nightmare. What is he doing? TIMMONS: Well…Raven takes down the ladder. He reaches into his pocket…and…pulls out a bag. Oh no, this doesn’t look good. He spills the bags contents all over the two tables…THUMBTACKS!!! EDGEBROOK: Raven stands the ladder up and then grabs Nightmare and tosses him onto the tables. Nightmare obviously flinches at the pain of the tacks. Raven climbs to the top of the ladder. TIMMONS: NIGHTMARE IS UP. He dropkicks the ladder and Raven falls face first…THROUGH ONE OF THE TACK COVERED TABLES. EDGEBROOK: Nightmare sets the ladder back up. He climbs to the top. He jumps up for a title…HE’S GOT ONE!!! Nightmare yanks it down and falls down onto the top of the cage. TIMMONS: Now this is about to get fun. EDGEBROOK: Nightmare grabs Raven and pulls him to his feet. BUT CYRIS IS READY FOR NIGHTMARE. He smashes Nightmares face into the other table. And he keeps smashing as the fans are counting. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9. 10.. TIMMONS: Nightmare stumbles backwards….Raven measures him up. SUPERKICK AND NIGHTMARE FALLS BACKWARDS OFF THE… SMASH!!! EDGEBROOK: NIGHTMARE JUST CAME CRASHING DOWN THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!!! Cyris meanwhile…has set up the table…and is putting the ten foot ladder on top of it. What the hell? TIMMONS: He’s climbing it. He better be careful…that’s a good…fifty foot drop. That’s a fifteen-foot ladder. EDGEBROOK: Cyris …points to his shirt…then up to the sky. HE JUMPS… {Flashbulbs pop} EDGEBROOK: A SENTON BOMB ONTO THE UNCONSIOUS NIGHTMARE. CYRIS RAVEN JUST JUMPED FIFTY FEET OFF THE TOP OF THIS MONSTROSITY CALLED THE PURE HELL CAGE. TIMMONS: Both men lay in front of us, broken. Neither man is moving. EDGEBROOK: Wait…Raven has some movement. He crawls over and hooks Nightmare’s leg for the cover. 1… TIMMONS: This could be it folks! 2… EDGEBROOK: HERE COMES ERIC BRUCE DOWN THE ENTRANCE RAMP!!! 3… TIMMONS: The ref is up… {DING, DING} EDGEBROOK: CYRIS DID IT!!! CYRIS RAVEN IS ONCE AGAIN…OUR BJWC HARDCORE CHAMPION!!! {Raven stands to his feet as Eric Bruce drops to his knees at the bottom of the ramp. Raven is handed the title from the ref. He holds it high into the air as the fans pop} TIMMONS: Wait…Nightmare is moving. His eyes are open and he can now hear ‘Anxiety’ playing through the arena. He must know that he lost his title. {Nightmare stands up to his feet. Raven turns around and both men stare each other down} EDGEBROOK: Here comes another battle. No? Nightmare just offered his hand. Raven takes it and both men shake hands…patting each other on the back. Such a show from two great athletes who both are covered in each other’s blood and both gave all. {Nightmare raises Cyris’ arm into the air. The fans applaud more. After a few seconds Nightmare lets go and walks with Eric Bruce up the ramp} TIMMONS: And now…Cyris Raven is the TRUE Hardcore Legend! ((From backstage emerges Michael Buffer)) Edgebrook: Oh wow, we’ve got Buffer!! ((Buffer enters the ring and stands in the center)) Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen......Welcome to BJWC Heatwave!!! ((Huge pop)) Buffer: The next match is the Main Event for the Heavyweight title, and is scheduled for one fall with a fifty minute time limit....Milwaukee, are you ready? Ladies and gentlemen around the world and in the millions of television set, are you ready? ((Huge pop again)) Buffer: Then let’s get ready to RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ((Huge pop!)) ((Dante’s music hits, he makes his way to the ring with the BJWC World Heavyweight title strapped around his waist)) Edgebrook: Here comes the champ, he’s gonna be defending his title for the first time here at Heatwave, in Ego’s hometown. Timmons: Kinda unfair advantage for Ego, but I get the feeling it won’t help, Da Kid sucks and D.I. is gonna keep putting him back in his place. ((Dante enters the ring and holds up his title to some massive heat, he just flicks the crowd off and hands his title to the ringside time keeper, threatening him if anything happens to the belt)) [MUSIC]: Let me do my thing...let me do my thang...
[Flash.]
[Kid Ego Getting the 3 count on Brandon Lloyd!!]
[Flash.]
[Dante Calavira raising the BJWC Heavyweight title!!]
[Flash.]
[Cyris Raven hitting Twisted Minds on Nightmare!!]
[Explosion.]
[The screen illuminates.]
[Inside the arena.]
Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!!
[Panning around the arena.]
Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!!
Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!!
[Signs everywhere.]
[**I’m a Green Family Cousin**]
[**Cyris Raven is God**]
[**Bring back HA!!**]
[**I know KAHN’s Grandfather**]
[**I am the real Legacy!**]
Edgebrook: WELCOME BJWC ADDICITS!!! As always, I am James Edgebrook along with my partner Mike Timmons
Timmons: James it appears that we already have something going on backstage.
[We come into veiw as we see Trek hopping out of his Blazer. He has the corn and peanut from Riot
in his hand...]
Edgebrook: It is time for a four man battle royal to determine who is the #1 contender for the Riot title
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor!!!!!!!
Can't take much more (Here we go Here we go Here we go Here we go)
One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now !!!
Let the bodies hit the floor
Push me again
This is the end (Here we go Here we go Here we go Here we go)
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now !!!
Let the bodies hit the floor
Skin against skin blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in now you're here
Driven by hate consumed by fear
{The scene opens up in the back of the arena. Eric is seen sitting on a
bench in the locker room. He looks up at the camera and begins talking.}
[We can see a door kicked open as Trek stands there which is apparently the guy who kicked the
door open. He then leaps onto someone off the camera pounding on them...]
DARK MATCH!!!!
Edgebrook: It’s time for the Minnesota state title to be put on the line, two men, Dan Bastille and Dane Black, will do their
Ring Announcer: Now coming to the ring. He is the man behind all the green critters who lurk around this very world. He stands in at 6'3 and 273 pounds. He is the BJWC Minnesota Champion!!!...
It's not that easy being green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold...
or something much more colorful like that.
[From the entranceway, the mist erodes the way. Green sparkles and papers fall from the ceiling of the arena. The lights dim the arena as green flames burst from the turnbuckle posts. Trek then comes through the curtain as he stands there in his green king attire. On the back of the cape it says "King of Aloe". He is also wearing some green undie tights with some green laced boots that read "T6T" up the side of them. As he wears a crown on the top of his head, he marchs with his royal
stick to the ring...]
Ring Announcer: Triple Six Trekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!
Edgebrook: The man is on a roll. And he has come here to Milwaukee to try and pull off yet another stunt in beating Dane Black and Dan Bastille.
Timmons: And you best believe that, if Trek is going to lose his title or any match at all, it is a cause for a ass whooping from himself first.
It's not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ord'nary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
or stars in the sky.
Edgebrook: I really wish this green invasion ordeal would come to an end already.
Timmons: Oh you are just jealous.
Edgebrook: Far from jealous.
[Trek continues to march to the ring as he looks on about at Dan and Dane...]
But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain,
or tall like a tree.
[Trek reaches the ring finally as he places his crown onto the ring side. He then dives into the ring hopping up onto his feet. He unbelts the BJWC Minnesota title off of his waist hoisting himself up onto the middle turnbuckle holding the title up in the air with all his pride.
Edgebrook: Ladies and Gentlemen this is for the BJWC Minnesota title.
Timmons: I think they already knew that you dummy.
When green is all there is
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be.
[Trek then hops down off of the turnbuckle as he looks to Dan and Dane pointing at the BJWC
Minnesota title talking...]
Trek: I'm not leaving here without it.
Edgebrook: Cocky isn't he?
Timmons: Nope, just telling the truth.
[Trek then looks over the rope as he forks over the BJWC Minnesota title to a ring side person. He then unsnaps his cape and twirls it around laughing as he then tosses it over the top rope...]
OOC: Sorry for not editing this match, I ran out of time. Prez Malice
fly through them curtains with his popcornizer 7000.
Timmons: I can't wait to see which one of these goons win these titles for full custody here tonight!
((The circus music that is Harry hits, the fans start to react with cheers as Harry emerges from the
backstage area, as the pyro’s go off Harry pushes his Popcornizer 7000 toward the ring, fans slap
Harry on the back as he tosses popcorn to everyone, some even rub his Neon green mask for good
luck))
Edgebrook: Here we go for the tag titles, this should be a good one.....
Timmons: Eric just doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into, Popcorn for everyone!!
((Harry climbs through the steel door and the cage is closed.....))
Edgebrook: As we are all ready to square this off in the ring now.
Timmons: This is looking very intense.
Edgebrook: The two men stare each other down, Eric and Harry the tag champs fighting for sole
possession of the belts.
Timmons: In a steel cage, this should be pretty damn bloody! YES!
((Eric charges Harry, but Harry sidesteps him and delivers a punch to the back of Eric’s head, with
Eric stunned he nails him with a neck breaker))
Edgebrook: Big impact there!
Timmons: Seems like Eric is pretty hot at Harry, this could get bloody quick.
((Harry picks up Eric and tosses him into the ropes, Eric slams off the steel cage, taking a step back,
stunned))
Edgebrook: Harry with a dropkick to the back of Eric’s head!
Timmons: Eric’s head goes into the cage again!
((Harry goes to pick up Bruce, but is met with a low blow, Eric drops Harry with a double armed
DDT))
Edgebrook: Eric making his way out of the cage now, he’s halfway up......
Timmons: Harry rocks the cage and Eric falls back to the mat!
Edgebrook: Eric is laying there squabbling from the impact if the landing.
Timmons: This is going to be really messy tonight.
Edgebrook: You aren't kidding me Mike.
[Harry then begins to pull Eric up to his feet as he then whips Eric into the ropes again as he drills
the cage hard this time. We can then see a nice little cut on the forehead of Bruce...]
Timmons: HE'S BEEN OPENED UP!
Edgebrook: I have a feeling that this match is just getting started here.
Timmons: I think Harry just wants to beat the hell out of him.
Edgebrook: With the tag titles on the line, you are going to have to beat the hell out of someone
before climbing that cage.
[Harry now runs over to Bruce and does a back body drop. He then goes for a cover as the ref comes
over shaking his shoulder and pointing out that he has to climb the cage to get out and win. Harry
then hops to his feet and runs over to begin to climb the cage...]
Edgebrook: Does Harry even know the rules of this match.
Timmons: I don't think he does, haha. He just wants to win.
[As Harry now tries for an attempt to climb the cage, Bruce is slowly getting up. Harry trying to place
every foot in every spot of the cage, slips up. As he now dangles there, Bruce runs over shaking the
cage. Harry falls to the mat hard from about fifteen feet in the air...]
Edgebrook: My god, Harry would have had this match won if he had only not slipped up on the
climbing of the cage!
Timmons: This is madness!
Edgebrook: Harry isn't looking his best after that fall folks.
Timmons: And Eric Bruce isn't going to let up quite so quick on Harry!
[Bruce now runs over to Hary and begins pummeling his face with some hard right hands. As he
throws a ton of wild punches to his face, Harry just lays there and takes them. The blood on Eric
Bruce's face is now dripping all over the place...]
Edgebrook: I think that cut on Bruce's forehead could use some medical attention here.
Timmons: I think Harry is tasting Bruce's blood!
Edgebrook: This is just sick.
[Bruce now pulls Harry up as whips him into the ropes to watch Harry springboard into the cage...]
Edgebrook: That cage is very affective.
[As Harry laggers around turning to look at Bruce, he is met up with a running powerful clothesline.
Harry lays on the mat as if he wants no more now. Bruce now pulls up Harry by the mask. He now
sets him up and plants him back into the ground with a suplex...]
Edgebrook: Harry has got to be feeling every bit of this match here tonight folks.
Timmons: This is what PPV's are all about, excitement.
Edgebrook: Bruce is looking at the cage again, but he insists on giving Harry more of a beating
instead.
Timmons: Is he crazy. Harry looks as if that cage has done him in.
[Bruce now pulls Harry back to his feet again. He decides to whip Harry back into the cage as Harry
goes running into it again and stops holding out his hands placing them into the cage. He turns
around and looks at Bruce slowly...]
Edgebrook: Harry says that he has taken enough of this beating. It is Eric Bruce's turn.
Timmons: You better run, that face on Harry is looking mad
Edgebrook: You can't see his face, he is wearing a mask.
Timmons: Well, you win some, and you lose some.
Edgebrook: You are out of your mind.
[Harry now charges after Bruce as he leaps onto the cage trying to climb it as quick as he can. Harry
comes over and tries to pull him down by the leg, but Eric kicks him in the head. Harry stumbles
back and realizes that Eric is to far from him to grab again. So he begins to shake the cage now.
After a few shakes, Eric loses his balance and comes sliding down it smacking his head on the cage
again. He falls back landing on the mat...]
Edgebrook: What a devistating fall!
Timmons: That did not help the cut on Bruce's face! He is layed wide open now.
[As the cut grows even longer and looks to be about 4 inches wide at this point. There is blood all
over this ring now as Bruce has lost alot of it. Harry runs over and pulls him up. He then steps back
and drills him with a savate kick. Bruce falls down in a dieing heap. Bruce is now scrambling to try
to get to the ropes to pull himself back up, but Harry runs over and drills him with a boot to the
head...]
Edgebrook: My God! Will this madness ever end?
Timmons: Not tonight! I think they are far from being done as the tag team champions together!
[Harry goes and pulls up Bruce as he wings him into the ropes again...]
Edgebrook: NO! IT WAS REVERSED!
Timmons: HARRY JUST DRILLED THAT CAGE HARD! HIS RIGHT ARM IS BLEEDING!
Edgebrook: WHAT A AWESOME DISPLAY OF WANTING SOMETHING SO BAD HERE!
Timmons: It don't get any rougher then this!
Edgebrook: These two men have been back and forth, Harry and Eric hate each other, both men are
bloodied and lyin on the mat.
((Harry stirs first, he gets up and as he does so does Eric))
Timmons: Ohh I love this crap! Their gonna kill each other!
Edgebrook: Harry’s up and so is the phenom, Eric looks a little woozy, he turns....
Timmons: Spare Change! It’s over!!
Edgebrook: Wait what is Harry doing......he’s in the center of the ring....the lights just went out!
Timmons: Hold me!
((The lights come back on and Harry is gone, on top of a unconscious Eric Bruce lay both tag titles
and Harry’s green mask))
Edgebrook: Where’s Harry?
Timmons: He vanished! His mask is on top of Bruce!!
((The camera pans in on the mask and we see a tag on the inside, the mask is handed to
Edgebrook and Timmons))
Edgebrook: There’s a name tag.......
Timmons: What's it say? What's it say?
Edgebrook: Property of J.D..........
Timmons: Who the hell is J.D?!
Edgebrook: I don’t know folks, but I get the feeling we'll find out in due time.
((From backstage emerges Michael Buffer))
[VOICE]:"Are You Ready?"
((Crowd is buzzing, knowing what this means))
Timmons: Oh for the love of God
[VOICE]:"DO YOU know what’s coming?"
((Crowd is stirring with anticipation, people scream as they recognize the voice))
Edgebrook: Here comes the resident Ego of the BJWC.
[VOICE]" The FUTURE is here and now"
((The fans get on their feet, waiting to see their favorite superstar))
Timmons: I’ll pay the bastard 100 dollars to change the song
[VOICE]:" Prepare for the EGO!!!!
##I like your pants around your feet##
((The crowd absolutely EXPLODES as they know who is coming))
Timmons: Can we call the FCC?
##I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease##
Edgebrook: Here comes the EGO, all he has been thinking about is getting the shot at the heavyweight title!!!
Timmons: Yada, yadda, yada, he’s gonna lose!
((Diesel stolls out to a HUGE reaction from the hometown fans. He is bright yellow tights with ‘KID EGO’ down the sides in green and ‘BJWC’ across the butt in
. He is wearing shinny
black boots with ‘KEDW’ down the sides in gold font. He has white tape on each wrist and a black armband around his left forearm.))
##And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose##
Edgebrook: Diesel is starring down Dante, he points at the belt then at himself, no love lost between these two after Wrestle Classic.
((He is wearing a Brewers Jersey with the number 00 on the back and the word Ego in Blue across the top, he removes the jersey exposing the tribal tattoos covering both shoulders, and a cross on the base of his neck. His clean shaven head glimmers from the spot light))
##OooohAnd now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out##
((He slides into the ring, and heads to the nearest turnbuckle.he goes wild pumping his fist in the air as the crowd goes BONKERS. ))
Edgebrook: Here we go, both men sizing one another up......
((The two combatants circle each other......Ego goes on the offensive first getting Dante in a side headlock))
Edgebrook: And here we go!
((Dante nails Da kid in the gut with a couple of elbows and tosses him off the rope))
Edgebrook: Da kid off the ropes......he ducks the clothesline!
Timmons: Cross body block off the ropes, Da kid nails Dante.....get up Dante!
((Ego goes on the offensive picking up Dante and slamming him down with a huge powerslam, Huge pop by the fans))
Timmons: Can’t they keep quiet, I’m trying to watch a match here!
Edgebrook: Kid with another slam he’s taking it to the champ....
((Low blow by Dante ends that quickly and the kid is in pain, the crowd gives major heat to Dante))
Timmons: Yes! Make sure he never has kids....rip em off!
Edgebrook: Dante’s being warned by the ref......
((Dante walks over to the downed Kid and raises him up, he nails him with a few lefts and rights before dropping Ego with a massive DDT, Ego goes limp))
Timmons: YES!!
Edgebrook: Cover!
1...........
2.................
Kickout!
Edgebrook: Kid kicks out with authority!
Timmons: Faster ref! Faster!
((Dante kicks Ego while he’s down and goes to lift him up off the canvas, Dante is met with a elbow to the gut and the crowd pops))
Edgebrook: Here we go.......Ego off the ropes.......SPEAR!!
Timmons: That can’t be legal!
((Kid almost breaks Ego in half.....he lifts up Dante and nails him with his own version of the Jackhammer))
Edgebrook: Ego to the top rope! He’s gonna fly!
Timmons: No No No!
((Ego sets off with a big elbow and nails his mark))
Edgebrook: Cover by Warren........
1...............
2...................
3! NO Kickout!
Timmons: Whew........
((Ego lifts Dante up off the mat and tosses him into the corner, Dante slumps against the corner and Kid climbs up.......))
Edgebrook: He’s got him cornered.....
((Da kid lands punches to Dante’s head......the crowd gives a huge pop and counts along.))
1...........
((Big left by the kid))
2..........
((Right hand))
3................
((Ego lands another left and is pushed off by Dante, Ego springs back to his feet only to be met with a kick to the gut))
Edgebrook: Here we go now, the champ back into it........
Timmons: Hit him! Put out a hit! Kill him!
((Dante nails Ego with a kick to the head.....the Hardcore Pizan goes to nail a double armed DDT, Ego reverses and nails the Ego Boost , Kid Ego goes for the cover))
Edgebrook: He’s nailed it!! Ego’s our new champ!!
Timmons: No No ! Wait…….
Edgebrook: Cover!
1!!!
2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((Huge pop as Ego is about to get the victory))
Andrews: Stop that count!!
((The ref and Ego look up at the entrance))
Andrews: You heard me if you want your job I said stop that damn count!
Edgebrook: No damn it!
((With that the crowd is a buzz, out from the backstage area rushes Dave Blitz, Triple Six Trek, Dan Bastille and the president of the BJWC Shane Andrews))
Edgebrook: No damn them!
Timmons: Yes here comes Devastation Inc. to the rescue!
Edgebrook: The Kid can’t hold them all off, he had the title won!
((Ego makes a valiant effort nailing Triple Six Trek with a Ego Boost, but eventually the numbers are too great as Bastille and Blitz over come the man. They begin pounding away and Trek rolls out of the ring, tossing Andrews a mic, Dante nails Ego with the title))
Andrews: Ego you idiot you really think I was going to sit by and let you win the match? Let you get the belt! You're dumber than you look, it's time you understood who's the real man around here.....get him up boys!!
((Trek and Dante pick up Ego by his arms, Prez Andrews delivers a big slap to the face and then hits Da Kid with a Ego boost of his own))
Edgebrook: Those bastards!
Timmons: I Love it!
((Suddenly over the P.A. it’s the circus music of Harry the Masked Popcorn Vendor hits, Andrews and the rest of D.I. stop cold, they look at the entrance and the fans have a mixed reaction, out walks Harry pushing the popinator 7000 and tossing bags of popcorn to the crowd at the top of the entrance ramp))
Edgebrook: What the hell is he doing here?
Timmons: A show and some snacks!
((Suddenly "Keep Away" by Godsmack hits over the P.A system and the crowd begins to murmer))
"Sickness spilling through your eyes"
"Craving everything that you thought was a lie, yeah"
"Stab me in my heart again, ah yeah"
"Drag me through your wasted life, are you forever dead"
Voice: You thought I was gone……
"Do like I told you"
"Stay away from me"
"Never misunderstand me"
"Keep away from me"
Voice: Well guess who’s back! You can't get rid of me!
((Harry rips off his vendors outfit, and reveals a pair of black wrestling tights with the words "Main Event" up one leg and "Jackson Dane" down the other, Harry slowly pulls his mask over his head))
Edgebrook: Oh my god! It’s Dane!! He’s Harry!! Jackson Dane is back!!
Timmons: No! Damn him NO!
Andrews: No! You're not supposed to be here, I got rid of you once and for all! If you think you stand a chance, come get some of this!
Dane: Gladly!
((Andrews and company look on stunned as Kid Ego lays on the mat clutching his stomach, the fans erupt and Dane grabs a baseball bat out of the popcorn cart and sprints to the ring, he slides in and nails Dante in the gut with the bat, then Dan Bastille tries to attack him, he’s met with a Spear from Dane and rolls out of the ring, all that’s left is Trek and Andrews, Andrews pushes Trek into Dane and escapes the ring))
Edgebrook: Spotlight!! Dane hit Trek with the Spotlight!!
((As Trek rolls out of the ring Dane calls for a mic, he catches it and helps his friend up, Ego rests against the ropes staring in disbelief at Dane))
Dane: I’m BACK!!!!!!!!
((Huge pop by the crowd!))
((Shane is irate tossing around chairs outside the ring))
Dane: Aww someone looks happy to see me? What’s wrong Shane? Miss me?
((Shane tosses a chair into the ring at Dane, but Dane simply sidesteps it, Ego is screaming at Andrews and leans over the ropes trying to grab the prez))
Dane: Easy Kid, we got them, don’t worry. Ya know something Kid, all this time I was gone and I watched every night. I saw you fight for your survival every night, i saw Shane toss everything at you and you just kept going....
((Ego Nods to Dane and flips off Shane))
Dane: ...and it got me to thinking, the BJWC can’t be without it’s "Main Event". Then every night I saw you asking for your title shot and I got to thinking even more…..
Timmons: Think too much and you'll hurt yourself Dane! Moron!!
Edgebrook: Shut up you sore loser! Jesus Timmons, just shut up!
((Ego is still yelling at Andrews, trying to lure him into the ring))
Dane: Andrews didn't do it right, he didn't throw EVERYTHING he could at you.....So...
((Warren looks at Dane puzzled))
Dane: So that got me to thinking Kid…..that you just needed to SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Edgebrook: What the….
Timmons: Oh My God!
((Ego turns around shocked and is met with a Spear from Dane, Dane lifts up Ego and slams him down hard with a "Spotlight" right onto the steel chair, he receives massive heat from the crowd))
Edgebrook: Dane turned his back on Kid Ego!
Timmons: Yes! Yes! I knew he had it in him! Dane just shut the Kid up!
((Dane hovers over Ego’s unconscious body))
Dane: You want a title shot? Then you go through me Diesel! Go through me!
((Dane tosses down the mic and slides out through the ropes, the fans are booing him like crazy, he walks over and is met by Andrews with a great big hug, the rest of Devastation Inc. gathers round as "Keep Away" hits over the P.A. system and they all make their way to the back hands raised at the top of the entrance triumphantly.))
Edgebrook: I can’t believe this……I am at a lose for words…..He did it in Ego's hometown, In Miller Park!
Timmons: It’s the greatest day of my life, Andrews has won! Dane has turned his back on Ego! I take everything back I ever said about Jackson Dane! This is going to be the feud of the century!
Edgebrook: We gotta go folks we’re out of time……
((And with that as the camera focuses in on a bloody, unconscious Kid Ego….we fade out to the BJWC logo))
Credits:
Battle Royal: Malice
Riot Title: Nightmare
MN Title: Kid Ego
Main Event: Jackson Dane
Alguard/KAHN: Jordon Banks
Harry/Bruce: Trek
Nightmare/Raven: Cyris Raven
Hours of html: ;) Malice
