[KKKKKKKKAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!]

James Edgrebrook: Welcome to the BJWC's Love Hurts.

Mike Timmons: Things keep heating up week after week and we are about to witness the culmination of all that.

Edgebrook: I've been told to expect some surprises in tonights events.

[Suddenly all the power in the arena flickers and fades.] Edgebrook: What the hell is this? Timmons: The power is out? [The power comes back on] Timmons: That was a close call.

{Joey Number’s is walking down a the corridor in BJWC arena, but suddenly a masked man holding a chair runs up behind him, and hit’s him over the head. Joey falls to the ground, holding his head.}

Edgebrook: This masked man, is attacking Numbers!

Timmons: Hahaha.

Edgebrook: This is heinous!

{The masked man is concentrating on Joey’s arm.}

Timmons: It appears he’s trying to injure Joey, he succeeded Joey is holding his arm, urgh… it seems misshapen.

{The masked man walks off with Joey Numbers on the floor clutching his arm.}

Timmons: This Minnesota State Championship tournament has me pretty dam excited.

Edgebrook: You are not kidding.

The entry way explodes the length of the ramp in one sudden jolt of white light. Stillborn blasts through the arena. To a mix of booing and cheering, out walks Blitzkreig. A smug grin covers his face while decending slowly towards the ring in his cocky demeanor. ***

Once in the ring Blitzkreig stands on the far right turnbuckle, points at himself on the wide screen atop the ramp watches the entryway explode once more with the bright white pyro.

[Blitz and Thunder lock up in the middle of the ring. Thundercat slips on a headlock. Blitz goes for a counter, but Tcat shifts his momentum and slips it into a chickwing arm lock. Blitz quickly drags himself to the ring ropes not wanting to damage his arm this early in the going. Tcat breaks the hold on the 2 count.]

Edgebrook: Nice technical, clean wrestling by Thundercat in the early going here.

Timmons: He must not have scouted his opponent, because Blitz won’t return the favor.

[The two lock up again. This time Blitz fires a quick knee to the midsection to gain the advantage. Blitz quickly applies a front face lock and drops to his knees for leverage. Tcat is kicking attempting to get any kind of leverage. The ref investigates the hold. Blitz adjusts his hold slightly and the ref determines it is OK. Blitz adjusts again and Tcat starts kicking wildly. The ref checks the hold again, another quick adjustment by Blitz.]

Edgebrook: How long are we going to play this game. Blitzkrieg is obviously choking here.

[Thundercat manages to maneuver himself to his feet now, but Blitz still has a good cinch on the hold. Thundercat counters the hold. Thudercat has Blitz back into a chickenwing arm lock. But this time tcat drops to the mat so that Blitz cannot make a quick escape to the ropes.]

Timmons: All this wrestling non sense is starting to bore me.

[After several moments of screaming in pain, Blitzkrieg manages a couple of summersault tactics to relieve the pressure of the hold and then break loose entirely.]

Edgebrook: That was kind of impressive, I’ve never seen Blitzkrieg pull off a move like that.

[The two men jump up. Tcat is quick to apply a headlock. Blitz counters with some elbows to the midsection to break the hold. Tcat sends Blitz to the ropes and catches him with a hip toss followed by a quick elbow drop. Blitz springs up, only to be sent to the ropes and nailed with a flying elbow smash. Blitz rolls out of the ring to catch his breath. But Tcat dives through the second rope with a suicide lunge, determined not to give Blitzkrieg that break.]

Edgebrook: There’s your action Mike, and it is all Thundercat.

[Tcat up slowly from absorbing some of the fall, he quickly rolls Blitzkrieg back into the ring. Blitzkrieg still has enough left in him that he tries to take advantage of tcat entering the ring, but tcat fires a side kick through the ropes catching Blitz in the midsection. Tcat then hops over the top rope delivering a round house kick dropping Blitz to the canvas in shock. Tcat off the ropes. Rolling thunder.]

Timmons: Thundercat with a Rolling Thunder there.

Edgebrook: Doesn’t he have his own name for that.

Timmons: Hmmmm... I can’t remember

[Suddenly the lights in the arena flicker and almost go out.]

Edgebrook: Not again

Timmons : This is getting rediculous

[ASAI MOONSAULT by Tcat! Blitz is in trouble. Tcat lifts him up and sends him into the turnbuckle’s hard. Thunder Cat charges towards the corner he runs up the ropes and he reaches the top rope and pushes of as he does this he kicks Blitzkrieg in the face and flips backwards landing on his feet.]

[Tcat follows up with a clothesline, but Blitzkrieg manages to lift his foot and Tcat collides at full momentum with it. Blitz is still hurting, so Tcat makes it to his feet first, but Blitz manages to jam a thumb in his eye.]

Timmons: That will slow down those show off tactics.

[Blitz with a firemans carry/reverse slam. He picks tcat up and sends him to the ropes, powerslam.]

Timmons: Oh quick the momentun changes.

[German Suplex by Blitz, Belly to belly suplex]

Cover by Blitzkrieg

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kickout...

[Blitz performs a reversed Irish whip and turns it into a running spine bustbuster.]

[Thundercat is slow to get up. BLITZBURGH!!!!]

Timmons: Blitzkrieg just nailed his finisher it is over!!!

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3NO, KICKOUT

Timmons: Slow count, Slow count. No one can kick out after a Blitzburgh.

[ Blitzkrieg can’t believe it. He picks Thundercat up and goes for a powerbomb.]

Edgebrook: HURRICARADA BY THUNDERCAT!!!!

Timmons: I can’t believe this!

Edgebrook: Blitzkrieg can’t believe it either.

[Blitzkrieg is still up much faster then Thundercat and sets up in a three point stance.]

Edgebrook: He is going for another Blitzburgh

Timmons: This will definately be the end of Thundercat

Timmons: BLITZBURGH

Edgebrook: NO, THUNDERCAT USED BLITZ’S MOMENTUM AND NAILED A DDT!!

[Thundercat stumbles to the top rope. BEAUTIFUL 360 FROG SPLASH]

[Thundercat sets Blitzkrieg on the top rope and the Thunder Cat is on the middle. Thunder Cat jumps off pulling Blitz with him and giving him a Diamond Cutter.]

Edgebrook: He calls that move the “Eye of the Storm”

Cover

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Edgebrook: It is over. Thundercat advances to the finals of the Minn State Title tourney.

Timmons: I still think that was a slow count after the Blitzburgh.

Edgebrook: We are being told to go Jack Trades.

Jack Trades: How are you Joey?

Joey Numbers: Been working all week, it's time to use that training. The elbow is a little tender from that cowardly attack earlier though.

Jack Trades: Any last words before your bout?

Joey Numbers: Yeah, this match won't be the last time you see me tonight.

Jack Trades: Huh? What do you mean?

(Joey smiles.)

Joey Numbers: You'll see.

(Joey gets up and leaves the locker room as Jack has a confused expression on his face.)

MT: This match is definitly going to be a great one, two superstars that are dying for the prize, the MS Title!

*The lights dim and go out*

MT: Here we go!!

*Fireworks go off and Headstrong hits the PA System as Joey Numbers emerges from the backstage area*

JE: And here is the first wrestler in the match, Joey Numbers! He has already impressed the people backstage with his wrestling style and ability to overcome any deficit!

MT: All I know is he's impressed me!

*Joey makes his way down the ramp looking hyped for the match. He sees a JN sign in the crowd and points to it with a grin on his face*

JE: He might be nervous, but it doesn't show.

MT: Hell, even I would be nervous! It's a title shot, I wouldn't want to lose that!

*Joey rolls into the ring and waits for his opponent*

{The lights dim to almost complete darkness, the mood darkens. Out of the abyss launches a sound, not of this earth…}

#Get up, get up, get up.

Get up, get up, get up.

Get up, get up, get up.#

{Bombshell hits the crescendo as the rest of the song is playing the announcer begins his introduction…}

Announcer: Weighing in at 207 lbs, from Japan… Yoshima “The One” Kawazughi!

{The crowd is on its feet to welcome the upcoming BJWC superstar… The crowd is curious to see if he can improve against Riot’s showing against Joey Number, being a relative unknown here, Yoshima Kawazughi appears from the Jumbotron he looks pumped up. What’s this Yoshima is wearing a mask, it’s same one from the one Number’s attacker wore, surely not.}

DING !!! DING!!! DING!!!

[Joey Numbers realises it was Yoshi who attacked him and comes out a ball of flame. Yoshi manages to block the first couple of attacks before Numbers just plain tackles him. Numbers is on top wailing away. Yoshi manages a reverse and takes turns with shots of his own. Numbers manages to hook his legs under Yoshi’s arms and roll him over for a pin.]

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[Numbers is up first and hits with a knee lift.]

Timmons: This is starting out much faster then the last match, I’m loving it.

[Numbers with a Russian Leg Sweep to maintain the advantage. And follows suit with a couple of elbow drops before Yoshi can recover.]

Edgebrook: It appears that Yoshi attempting to get an early advantage with a back stage sneak attack has backfired. He has only motivated Numbers so far.

[Atomic drop on Yoshi who spins around in pain only to get caught by a superkick!]

Numbers goes for a cover.

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Kickout!

[Numbers up quick and attempts to send Yoshi to the turnbuckle. But Yoshi maintains his grip on the arm. That is the arm he attacked backstage. Numbers falls to his knees from the pain of the pressure put on his arm.]

Timmons: What were you saying about the sneak attack James?

[Yoshi has Numbers arm in a chickenwing on the mat now. Numbers is screaming in pain. Yoshi makes sure that Numbers is flat on his stomach so that he can’t get any leverage. He slowly rises up, while maintaining pressure on the arm. He lifts his knee up behind him and drives it into the arm of Numbers. Joey kicks violently with agony and manages to get close enough to the ropes to grab on. Yoshi breaks the hold at the count of 5.]

Edgebrook: And Yoshi goes in for a clothesline as Joey gets up. Woah!

Timmons: Joey ducks! He just ducked!

Edgebrook: Indeed, here comes Yoshi off the ropes and he just got a mighty spear by Numbers!

[Joey drags Yoshi to his feet and whips him to the ropes going for a clothesline. Both men nail the clothesline.]

Edgebrook: Well it looks like both men are down after a double clothesline. They seem motionless since this has been a hard fought bout.

Timmons: Exactly...the fighting is wearing both men down. But look at this! Joey Numbers just flips up!

Edgebrook: You can see the fierceness in this man's eyes. He is not going to give up now, he wants this title shot!

[Joey drags Yoshi to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Yoshi reverses it, SUPERKICK BY YOSHI]

Edgebrook: Joey is down after a superkick from Yoshi. He makes his way to the turnbuckle and laughs in delight.

Timmons: Yeah, but Yoshi doesn't see this! He just sat up and is staring at Yoshi. He still doesn't even notice!

Edgebrook: Looks like Yoshi is going to get a rude awakining!

[Yoshi spins around, but Numbers is already charging and hammers Yoshi with another Spear. Numbers up quickly, sending Yoshi to the ropes and nailing him with a picture perfect dropkick.]

Edgebrook: Can Number’s mai ntain this momentum?

Timmons: I doubt it James!

[Numbers has Yoshi up in suplex position. NO! BRAINBUSTER!!!]

Cover

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3NO!! Yoshi kicks out

Edgebrook: Amazing kickout by Yoshi. I didn’t think he’d make the count that time.

[Numbers drags Yoshi to the middle of the ring and applies a figure four.]

Rfhrntpplz’: This will definately slow down Yoshi’s attacks if he allows this hold to be maintained very long.

[Yoshi attempts to reverse the hold, he manages to get half rolled over, but Numbers rocks back and applies more pressure. Yoshi screams in agony, and at the same moment, Numbers screams in effort, rocking back even further, threatening to snap Yoshi’s knee in peices!!!]

E: How much more pressure can Yoshi handle! How much more pain can he stand?!!!

[Yoshi pounds the mat before trying to roll over and reverse the hold, he makes it about half way, before Numbers puts a stop to it. He shifts his momentum and rolls the other way. This time succeeding in reversing the hold. But Numbers uses the same momentum to continue the roll back in his favor.]

E: So close, and now Yoshi is stuck back where he started. There is no way he can continue to sustain this damage.

[Tears run down the side of Yoshi’s face, he is foaming at the mouth, he screams out with all the anguish of a man that can take no more punishment. Yoshi lifts his hand.]

Edgebrook: He is tapping. Yoshi is tapping.

Timmons : WAIT, THE REF DIDN’T SEE IT!

[A man has entered the ring and thrown the ref to the outside. He has a chair and he smashes Joey numbers in the head. The lethal figure four is broken.]

Edgebrook: Who the hell is that?

Timmons: I believe his name is Nomad.

Edgebrook: Who the hell is Nomad.

Timmons: He is the guy that is destroying that perfectly well crafted steel chair over the head of Joey Numbers.

[Nomad lays waste to Joey Numbers until the Steel Chair is lying in peices. Blood is everywhere. Nomad kicks what is left of the steel chair out of the ring and grabs Yoshi by the hair and drags him over the unconcious carcus of Joey Numbers and exits the ring.]

Edgebrook: First Joey gets attacked back stage by Yoshi, and now Nomad intereferes on his behalf. What is this place coming to. Can’t Malice spend a little money on security?

Timmons: This is the big leagues James, quit crying. Yoshi just figured out a way to advance in the Minnesota State Championship.

[The ref has shaken off the cobwebs and climbs back in the ring. He goes for the count.]

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Edgebrook: Yoshi advances to the final round of the Minnesota State championship tournament to take on his tag team partner Thundercat.

Timmons: We are being told to to back to the parking lot.

James Edgebrook: "Hey, there's a limo rolling up, who is it?"

[A black Caterpillar-brand boot steps out, shining in the near-blinding spotlights the cameramen use. Up the blue jean leg it pans, until the worn shirt is seen. The logo reads...]

[ [Z3r0] ]

[Jeph Phillips is, of course, on the scene. He almost assualts the one-half of the tag-team, bound together by the lethal lottery.]

Phillips: "Merlin! Do you have a moment for the BJWC fans and addicts?!"

[You can tell the eyes behind the Gargoyle shades that the g wears are narrow and perturbed. His tone of voice removes any doubt as he more thoroughly shoulders his Raiders duffel.]

Merlin: "Speak."

Phillips: "Well, it's no big secret you've been all but silent coming into this PPV, your return to the BJWC all but a mime's--"

[The cruiserweight sighs heavily, interrupting the balding, kissup of a reporter."

Merlin: "There's a point. You're getting to it, right?"

[Jeph returns the attitude shown to him, becoming the hard-edged, gruff man we've seen him become in the past.]

Phillips: "Nice to know some things never change... and before you say it, no, there's no Dan Dehart to pester, as you so eloquently have put it before."

[g unnerves the suited BJWC spokesman with an unexpected smile... almost too cheezy for words.]

Merlin: "What can I say? I've been damn busy trying to formulate some ideas, thinking of ways that me and Derek won't get slapped around the mat like newbies. I'm going in there, and I'm gonna give the fans exactly what they want to see... a good-old fashioned ass-whoopin to some undeserving punks, whom I have Zero Tolerance for..."

[He wiggles his eyebrows at Jeph, lowering his trademark shades with a fingerless-gloved hand, saying the next part quietly.]

g: "...and that's a Billy Jay Guarantee... Heyaz BJWC... The g... is back."

Timmons- Quite a mouthful, but the rules are easy enough, We have bolted a ladder to the middle of our ring and on top of it, is the BJWC hardcore championship. Whoever gets up there and brings the title back down with him is the new champion!

Edgebrook- Sounds easy enough but there are 7 men looking to get that title, and this match is going to be pure mayhem

Edgebrook- and there is the bell we are underway, everyman is standing still they are trying to see who is going to make the first move.

Timmons- How do you attack this? 7 Men 1 title its hard to say even where to begin!

Edgebrook- Nightmare seems to have had enough though as he runs over to Harley! TSO runs over and levels Blake with a clothesline! Viper and Floyd lock up as well!

Timmons- Iron Clad has no one to fight! He starts to go up the ladder! No one is paying attention to him! Iron Clad has a hold of the belt already! This one could be over!

Edgebrook- Viper starts climing the other side of the ladder, wait! TSO has grabbed a chair that was on the mat, the throws it at Iron Clad! He droops over the top of the ladder.

Timmons- Nightmare is over on TSO now and brings him down with a DDT! Blake now getting back up! Viper has a hold of Iron Clad they are both atop of the ladder!

Edgebrook- Viper smashes Iron Clads face off the ladder and tosses him off! Face Buster! From the top of the ladder! This is crazy!

Timmons- What a move! So much is going on! Viper is now up and he sees Chris Harley over by the ropes! From what we have heard these two are not the best of friends!

Edgebrook- Viper charges, but Harley Saw it coming he dodges out of the way and Viper spears nothing but the turnbuckle and falls to the outside, Harley climbs onto the top rope!

Timmons- High risk manuver coming up! What Tony Floyd comes up from behind and pushes Harley off the top rope! He goes face first into the safety barrier outside, Harley is motionless!

Edgebrook- Meanwhile in the ring Nightmare is working TSO, he picks him up and performs a beautiful standing dropkick. But right behind Nightmare is Blake he grabs him for a full Nelson Suplex! Down hard

Timmons- Outside Viper is back up he is holding his arm though he walks over and grabs a chair from ringside! He takes it over to Harley and starts smashing it into his midsection!

Edgebrook- What ferioucos blows! Back in the ring it appears that Tony Floyd and Nightmare have started to team up!

Timmons- Well they used to be Tag Team Champions, so they have a chemistry together. They go over to Blake who is fighting the still dazed Iron Clad. Nightmare grabs Blake and picks him up for a powerbomb!

Edgebrook- Floyd grabs on as well! Double Powerbomb! Iron Clad now starts backing off he doest want any of those two he climbs under the ladder and out the other side where TSO is standing. TSO tosses him outside of the ring head first!

Timmons- Outside of the ring Viper is still working on Harley, Harley has been pretty immobile since he got pushed off the rope, Viper the masked man continues to work on the midsection of Harley, he has him up in the air and is slamming him off the steel pole at ringside.

Edgebrook- Now Iron Clad is getting his from Nightmare and Floyd, A double suplex! Wow these two do make quite a good team! TSO is up outside of the ring, and he grabs a table from underneath the ring! He tosses it back in the ring and hops back in himself. But Floyd meets him and throws him into the Ladder!

Timmons- And normally a ladder would just fall over, but that one is bolted to the ground! The ladder doesn’t budge and TSO falls to the floor! Nightmare walks over and puts the table up, He motions to Floyd to climb and he goes up! Blake is starting to come too though.

Edgebrook- Nightmare puts TSO on his shoulders he is trying to lift him up to Floyd! KAAAABBBBAAAAAMM!!!

Timmons- That was amazing! Before Nightmare could lift him up Blake came up behind him and chop blocked him! TSO Fell face first into the table Breaking it in two! Nightmare is also down! Floyd continues to go to the top he is going for the belt, but wait a minute..

Edgebrook- Floyd just stopped at the top of the ladder. Its yours for the taking Tony.. Go for the title.

Timmons- Oh wait, whats this idiot doing?

Edgebrook- Oh my god.. Tony Floyd just leaped off the top of the ladder.. He just wiped out Viper and Harley. Neither one of them saw it coming. Now three men are on the outside with bodies broken and mangled. What in the world was Tony Floyd thinking about? He had the match won.

Timmons- But it doesnt end there Edgebrook. Look!!

Edgebrook- Oh my god.. Iron Clad is standing on shakey knees, but has managed to find a 2 x 4 with barbed wire wrapped around it. What the hell is he going to do with that?

Timmons- Whatever it is, it doesnt look goooooood.....

(THWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK)

Edgebrook- Iron Clad just assaulted TSO in the face with that damned barbed wire. He has been sliced open like a stick of butter. Blood is flowing out the top of TSO's face. But iron Clad isn't done yet. Now he has his sights set on Blake who is slowly trying to regain himself. Look out Blake...

Timmons- Blake ducks the swing.. And counters with a drop kick. Oh sweet evil jesus.. That had to hurt.

Edgebrook- Blake just drop kicked the barbed wire right back into the face of Iron Clad.

Timmons- Oh my god. Iron Clad is shrieking in pain Edgebrook.. That just looks nasty.

Edgebrook- EMT's are racing out here to the aid of Iron Clad. It appears that a prong of the barbed wire has lodged itself in the right eye socket of Iron Clad. You hate to see this fans, but the match nonetheless continues here as EMTs are working to get him out of the ring.

Timmons- Now Blake is taking advantage of everybody being laid out here. I think he is going to try for the belt.

Edgebrook- Blake now is climbing the ladder. He sees an oppertunity here. Can he do it?

Timmons- Oh No, nightmare is climbing the right turnbuckle Edgebrook. I think he might be trying something here.....

Edgebrook- Blake can feel it, the title is tickling his fingertips... OH GOD!! Nightmare just launched a spear from the top rope. He lunged his body shoulder first right into the ladder.

(CRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH)< p> Edgebrook- Blake just flew over the top rope as the ladder tipped completely over. He just landed through the spanish announce table. His body has just been busted in half here Timmons.

Timmons- Nevermind his body.. Look at the poor Spanish guys. Once again their table is gone. Does it ever last an entire show?

Edgebrook- The flying body attack on the ladder looks like it took its toll on Nightmare as he is down again. He may have seperated his shoulder right there Timmons.

Timmons- Yeah, but look Floyd and Viper are back to their feet on the outside.. Looks like they are aiming their aggression at Harley now.

Edgebrook- Harley is trying to fend off two attackers, but to no avail. Viper sneaks behind Harley and grabs him.. He's holding him for Floyd. Floyd has a chair. This is going to be brutal. Floyd has already left a mark on Harley with that jump off the ladder, this could be the finishing blow. Floyd swings with the chair.

(THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU D)

Edgebrook- Oh my god, Harley ducked right in the nick of time. Viper just got laid out with that steel chair. Viper's plan of attack just came back and bit him in the ass there. We have another bleeding body now as a huge gash has just been opened on Viper's forhead. Floyd turns Harley attempts a back kick, he misses wide right.. Floyd shuffles the chair...

Timmons- Oh wow, right in the chest. Floyd just drove the tip of that chair into the mid-section of Harley. That injuried chest of Harley cant be feeling any better after that shot.

Edgebrook- Now Floyd standing over a battered Harley. OOOHH MY!!! Another sickening thud with that chair. He just slammed that chair into the spine of Harley. Look at the dent he left. And now we have bodies lining the building. Iron Clad is gone, Blake is down, TSO is a bloody mess, Nightmare is down, Viper is down, and now Harley appears to out. Right now, Floyd is the hardcore king of this match up.

Timmons- You speak too soon my friend. Even though he's bleeding like a stuck pig, TSO has found his way back to his feet in the ring. He's setting that ladder up.

Edgebrook- TSO is starting to climb the ladder, but he's nowhere near the title. What the hell is he doing?

Timmons- I dont like this. TSO, use your head. You idiot, your hurt enough as it is. AHHHHHH!!!

Edgebrook- TSO dives off the ladder's top, landing on an already broken Blake. The impact has knocked both men out. This is the craziest thing I have seen in all my years as a color man in this business.

Timmons- Hey check out Floyd.. He is back in the ring now still sporting that chair. He leans in over Nightmare who is still reiling from that shoulder assualt.

Edgebrook- Batter up..... NOOO....Nightmare just went down stairs on Tony Floyd, and now he's got a slight advantage. Nightmare to his feet. He grabs the chair just as quickly as Floyd drops it. Floyd tries to squirm out of the way, but he's not in time. The chair catches him in the back of the leg. Now Nightmare is focused on the right leg of Floyd. Nightmare with a dragon screw leg whip. He holds on, and applies a variation of a figure 4 leg lock.

[Suddenly the lights in the arena flicker and almost go out.]

Edgebrook: Not again

Timmons : This is getting rediculous

Timmons- Oh Edgebrook, Floyd's leg is getting twisted and contorted. That cant be good. He looks to be in a great deal of pain. The submission hold is taking a lot out of him.

Edgebrook- Yeah, but Nightmare needs to keep on eye on Viper, who somehow has managed to get back to his feet. He's staggering on the outside. Not much of a threat at the moment. Nightmare continues to grind the leg lock on Floyd.

Timmons- Oh My god, TSO is standing up again as well

Edgebrook. I thought he was dead after that aerial assualt earlier. TSO wanders towards Viper who still hasnt collected himself.

Edgebrook- I dont know where he got it, but TSO has somehow found the kitchen sink. He's got a kitchen sink for god's sake.

Timmons- Oh look out look out look out.....OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

Edgebrook- I never thought I would actually say this, but Viper has just been knocked out by the kitchen sink.

Timmons- Knocked out? More like crushed. TSO just shattered the damn thing over Viper's head.

Edgebrook- It appears that TSO isnt done yet though. Where ever he got that sink from, it looks like he found a can of gasoline as well. What the hell is he going to do? Floyd is screaming in pain as Nightmare releases the hold. Nightmare is just standing in the ring trying to figure out what the hell TSO is doing.

Timmons- Is he putting that gas on the surface of that table Edgebrook?

Edgebrook- Thats what it looks like to me. TSO has just soaked one of our ringside tables with an entire can of gasoline. Nightmare slowly sneaks up behind him. TSO turns just in time. YOUR DARKEST DREAMS...YOUR DARKEST DREAMS.. Nightmare just connected with his finishing move on the outside sending TSO through the gas soaked table.

Timmons- Hold on a second.. No Nightmare dont do this.. dont do this.. OH MY GOD!!!!

Edgebrook- Nightmare has just set the table on fire. TSO has become engulfed in flames here. His skin is burning. Nightmare is a sick twisted monster, why? why would a human being do such a thing? TSO is burning in the flames of hell, hell that was created by Nightmare. That Sadistic son of a bitch.

Timmons- Nightmare has truely lived up to his name here tonight. And again EMTs are rushing towards the ring. The charred body of TSO is being treated as Nightmare makes his way over to the mamed body of Harley.

Edgebrook- Floyd is still clutching his legs in the center of the ring while Nightmare now goes to work on Harley. Nightmare tosses Harley into the ring, and starts searching for a weapon on the outside. Floyd slowly rises to his feet in the far corner. Wait a minute, Nightmare has found a trash can. He tosses it over the top rope into the ring. The can lands on the face of Harley. Nightmare slides into the ring picking up Harley in the process. Floyd prepares himself in the corner.

Timmons- Haha.. Look Edgebrook, Nightmare just put the garbage can on Harley. He's taking out the trash. This is great.

Edgebrook- Oh wait a second, here comes Floyd from one side, and Nightmare from the other....

(CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUNK)

Edgebrook- a double spear on the trash can. My god that just destroyed the body Chris Harley. Nightmare speared him in the back, and Floyd hit him from the front at the same time. Harley has been busted in half here.

Timmons- Well what started with 7 men, has come down to two. Nightmare and Floyd is all that is left.

Edgebrook- But the collision from the double Spear has knocked down both men. Nightmare hit his shoulder again. We thought the attack on the ladder would have taught him a lesson. But instead he used the same arm to attack a trash can. There are bodies everywhere.

Timmons- Look at the carnage Edgebrook. Iron Clad might have lost an eye, TSO was burned alive, Blake's body was crushed by a table, Viper's brain was scrambled by a sink, and Harley's torso might not be attached anymore.

Edgebrook- Whats your point?

Timmons- All that destruction, and we still have two guys left. What more could happen? This match is insane.

Edgebrook- I'll agree with you there. Both men are slowly getting to their feet. They have given the fans everything they have, and still have to continue so that one can be crowned champion. Floyd regains himself quickly and goes on the offensive. Hitting Nightmare with several hard body shots to the chest and abdomin. Irish whip far side, tries to clothlines, Nightmare ducks, bounces off the ropes Floyd turns. Nightmare dives and connects with a Flying Lariate. Nightmare tips himself back to his feet with a sudden surge of energy. He picks Floyd up quickly....DDT. Nightmare just planted Floyds head into the canvas like a nail to hard wood.

Timmons- But look at Floyd.. I think he liked it, he bounced right back up. Both men know whats on the line. neither man is feeling pain suddenly.

Edgebrook- Kick to the stomach by Nightmare. STUNNER!!!!

Timmons- Floyd isn’t bouncing up so quick from this one.

Edgebrook- Nightmare turns his attention to Chris Harley

Timmons - What the hell. Harley is not even hardly alive

Edgebrook: Nightmare sets the corpse of Harley on the top rope and he climbs up after him.

Timmons - Nightmare and Harley are both standing on the top turnbuckle. What can Nightmare be thinking?

Edgebrook - BULLDOG FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! NIGHTMARE JUST BULLDOGED CHRIS HARLEYS HEAD RIGHT INTO TONY FLOYD’S HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timmons- Kids, Mad Dog Mike Timmons strongly recomends you don’t try this at home.

Edgebrook - Nightmare has dragged the corpses of Viper and Blake back into the ring and has stacked all four men atop each other as he holds his hand up in what he believes is victory.

Timmons - Nightmare begins to climb the ladder. But this match has taken its toll on him also. His legs are barely supporting him at this juncture as climbs rung by agonizing rung. But no response from the mass grave below yet.

Edgebrook - Nightmare has reached the top of the ladder, he is standing on top. He is exhausted. All he has to do now is reach up and snag that belt.

Timmons- NIGHTMARE DIVES OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!!!!!!!!

Edgebrook - HE PERFORMS A 1,080 DEGREE FROG SPLASH!!!!!!!

Timmons - A triple flip that would have made Greg Louganis jealous.

Edgebrook - This is insane. The mat is covered with Blood. Carreers have been ended because of this match. Maybe seven carreers.

Timmons - Nightmare scampers back up the ladder and claims his much earned prize.

Edgebrook - This is finally over. Nightmare wins the HWF memorial hardcore ladder battle royal match for the hardcore championship!

Timmons - James you sound like your losing your voice

Edgebrook - Mike, I might need a hug after that match. I feel lucky that even I survived it.

Timmons - The crowd has gone insane. This match has taken a little bit from everyone that has watched it. Oh, and scoot a little in the other direction please.

(Cut to Kid Ego getting ready for his match. A shadowy figure wearing a white robe, with some sort of multicolored headdress. enters the dressing room and sneaks up behind him. The figure spins him around and kicks him in the gut.)

Edgebrook: What in the hell is this? Who is this guy?

Timmons: Who in the hell would be wearing this - this stupid looking robe? With that stupid head dress?

Edgebrook: Is this? Is this one of the guys from the Axis of Evil?

Timmons: It's the terrorists!

(The Axis of Evil member grabs Kid Ego by the head and drops him with a DDT!)

Edgebrook: No! DDT! DDT! Kig Ego is down and hurting!

(The Axis of Evil member grabs the chair that he was sitting on...WHACK...WHACK....WHACK....and cracks him across the back with it three times.)

Edgebrook: This has got to stop! He has a match - NEXT!

Timmons: I hate terrorists!

(Just then, the camera cuts to Malice's Office. Two more figures enter his office. Malice has his back turned, taking a drink of some Jack.)

Edgebrook: No! Not again! Turn around Mr. President!

Timmons: Oh man, not Malice!

(The larger figure grabs the bottle of Jack out of his hand.)

Timmons: Oh no he didn't! You don't mess with his alcohol.

(As Malice turns around...CRACK...he cracks the bottle over his head. Sending Malice to the floor and alcohol and glass all over him.)

Edgebrook: OH MY LORD! Malice is hurting...and the Axis of Evil is here.

(They pick Malice up off of the floor. The crowd is booing. The third man walks into the office. Malice has a small table set up next to his desk. The two bigger men grab Malice by the throat and pick him up. They carry him by the throat, it's going to be a double choke slam, THROUGH THE TABLE!)

Edgebrook: DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM ON THE PRESIDENT! OH MY LORD! MALICE IS HURTING! No. No! Not this!

(The smaller man grabs Malice's desk and tips it over on top of him. They all stand over him, then the smallest of the three men faces the camera. All three men turn to the camera and are wearing white robes with multi-colored head dresses. They are also wearing white covers over their faces. The smallest member begins to speak, with a thick arab accent.)

Smallest Axis of Evil Member: You stupid Americans. With your love of excess. The big egos and the drinking. You are not worthy of looking at our faces. We are here in the BJWC to purify all of you. We are going to hijack the BJWC. You will all be worshipping Allah. We will be in paradise.

(The three men walk straight by the camera and out of the lockerroom.)

LETNER: Come on man, don't worry.

{Letner is talking to someone behind the corner that we can not see}

LETNER: I promise you, TA is hurting Hardcore Annihilation. I need BOTH of you to come down and prove to him that Hardcore Annihilation will stand tall.

{You can hear the man talking, but you can't make out what he is saying}

LETNER: Good, then I will see you both in the ring.

{Scene fades out to the announcers}

Timmons- Yeah, but you forgot to mention, that now its time to see Malice be the god we al know he is.

Edgebrook- Your such a kiss ass.

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2...................................

1.......................

*KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

"The feelings I once felt are now dead and goooone.

I've waited here for you for so very........loooooong..

Oh, waited here for you........for you"

Edgebrook- Now wait just a damn minute here. That's Blitzkrieg's music. What the hell is he doing out here?

Timmons- I don't know, but you know its never good when he just randomly appears.

* Blitzkrieg climbs into the ring with a mic in hand, his music quickly fades away as he doesn’t seem wanting to waste any time.*

Blitz- Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, Malice and Kid Ego are scheduled to meet in this ring here tonight. And I know that your all waiting to see that very match happen, so I wont take up too much of your time. Before their match starts however, I have to once again call Malice out here.

Edgebrook- Oh come on Blitzkrieg. This is the third show in a row he has done this. Its getting really old really fast. Hasn't he learned anything at all?

Timmons- I Like it when he does this. You never know what he's gonna do.

Blitz- Come on out Malice, lets not make a scene here. Just let's get this over with.

*Malice limps out slowly, looking a little worse for the wear from the beeting he just took, on to the ramp in his wrestling gear with an indifferent sneer on his face. The sneer quickly turns to disgust as he halts at the top of the entrance ramp.*

Malice- Blitzkrieg, you better have a good explanation for this. Your ruining my pay per view. What the hell do you want now?

Blitz- Well, it's real simple. Last week on Storm I signed a contract with the BJWC Executive Committee. In the contract it states that for your match here tonight, and, your match against the Golden One Tyrone Alguard, there is to be a special guest referee. That referee can change the match type of tonight’s match if he wishes.

Edgebrook- Oh my god. Don’t tell me....

Timmons- Who do you think the referee is Edge?

Blitz- So by the power invested in me by the Executive committee, I'd like you to meet your referee for this match tonight...... ME!!!!!

*The Crowd erupts in cheers*

Blitz- Tonight’s match has also changed.. Now it's a Hardcore Match. Falls.....count anywhere.

Malice- You Cant do that.

Blitz- Sound the bell time keeper.. Your match Malice, starts right now.

*DING DING DING*

Edgebrook- Oh my god from behind, theres Kid Ego. He just assaulted the boss from behind with a blow to the spine. And now these two men are fighting their way slowly down the ramp.

Timmons- Wait a minute.. Did I hear right? This is suddenly a hardcore match? Blitzkrieg has the authority to do that?

Edgebrook- I guess tonight he does. And now Kid Ego continues the attack on the upper back of Malice. Malice still hasn’t shaken the shock of the announcement made just moments ago, not to mention the Axis of Evil beating.

Timmons- Ego with an Irish whip into the barricade, Malice reverses it... Oow, Ego's back just met the steel siding there, and now Malice looks like his head is back in this one.

Edgebrook- Malice, connecting to the midsection. The punches to the chest and gut can wear a man down. Malice is an expert with his hands.

Timmons- Wait a second Edge, look, Ego fighting his way off the barricade here. You don’t wanna get in a boxing match with Ego. He can hit just as hard as Malice.

Edgebrook- These two men thus far look like they are fighting a 12 rounder at the moment. So far all we have seen is punching. OHHHHHH.... Spoke too soon there. Ego just went down stairs. A low blow on the boss, and Malice went down hard. You could tell he didn’t see that one coming. You can tell that both men are still rare from the beatings they took early today from the Axis…

Timmons- And Ego is being smart here Edgebrook, he isn’t letting up. This stuff is basic but it still hurts a lot!

Edgebrook- Your right Timmons. And finally these two men have found their way inside the ring. Ego rolling Malice in. Ego wasting no time. Climbing the right turnbuckle.

Timmons- He looks like he's waiting for Malice to get up..........

Edgebrook- OH MY.... Malice playing the dead dog there. Ego leaped off the top rope but was met by a clothesline from hell. And now Malice is staring down Blitzkrieg.

Timmons- Don’t do anything stupid Malice.. There you go, focus on Ego.

Edgebrook- Malice now pulling Ego up to his feet. Irish whip far side, Malice grabs Ego mid-run....Released Belly to Belly Suplex. Malice with a quick cover..

1...............

2....Kick out.

Timmons- Ego has a lot more fight left in him. But look at this, Malice just dropped out of the ring. I think.....I think..... Yes he is... He's going to take advantage of the hardcore rules stipulation here.

Edgebrook- Malice just grabbed a chair on the outside. Now he is stalking Ego who is slow to his feet.

Timmons- Turn around Kid, Turn around.. Theres a mean man with a chair behind you.. This is gonna be ugly.......Wait a minute.....

Edgebrook- Oh what the hell is this? Our "special guest referee" just pulled the chair out of Malice's hands mid swing. I knew this wasn’t going to be fair.

Timmons- It's not fair at all. Malice was about to deck Ego with that chair.....and..

Edgebrook- OH MY GOD....MALICE AND EGO BOTH JUST DECKED THE REFEREE.... Blitzkrieg just got what was coming to him, and now we don’t have an official in this match.

Timmons- Oh this is about to get good Edgebrook. Now they can kill each other.

Edgebrook- Ego, with a quick advantage. Another low blow on Malice. Ego now mounting the boss with fury of punches to the head. I think Ego is dialed in now. He just needed a chance to get his shot in.

Timmons- Look at this Edgebrook, 22, 23, 24, 25.... 25 punches to the skull. and now Malice has been busted wide open.

Edgebrook- It didn’t take too long ladies and gentlemen. We knew this was going to be ugly. Ego now has the chair. He's setting it up far side into the turnbuckle. Now focusing on Malice... Irish Whip.....OHHHH!! Malice just went Spine first into that chair.

And now Ego is taking over here.

Timmons- What’s this Kid doing now?

Edgebrook- I don’t know Timmons. Kid Ego is searching under the ring for something... Oh no... Oh god no.. He has found some toys ladies and gents.

Timmons- We got a table... and... another table... and.... another table. how many tables we got under there?

Edgebrook- I count 3, but the tables aren’t what I'm worried about. Look at that ladder he just pulled out from underneath there.. Its got to be at least a 25 footer. And now all the toys are in the ring, as Malice has slowly managed to get back to his feet. Ego sliding back into the ropes. Charging towards Malice.. I think he's going for a spear............

(CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK)

Timmons- Oh my gosh.. That’s gonna leave a mark.

Edgebrook- Malice jumped out of the way. Kid Ego just went head first with that spear into the chair still wedged in the ropes. And now Ego has been busted open Timmons. That was just a wicked deafening thud. And now Malice is setting one of the tables up in the opposite corner. I think the boss is getting a little wood here

Timmons...

Timmons- I think your right.....We're going corner to corner........

(CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK)

Edgebrook- Malice just sent Ego through that table with authority but there still isn’t a referee. These two men have come out of gates quickly. Punishing each other. But without a referee they are forced to continue. And now Malice picking up Ego out of the frame of the table. Malice hoists Ego on the top rope. I think he's going for a superplex..... And....no wait.. no...no no no no.......OHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Timmons- Oh my god I think he's dead...

Edgebrook- Ego reversed the Superplex.. and just sent Malice over his head to the outside. I think Malice’s head bounced off the steel steps on the way down.. Now Ego is setting that ladder up in the middle of the ring. Its a 30 foot drop if he dives out of the ring.. What’s he thinking here?

Timmons- I dunno, but look. Blitzkrieg is slowly getting back to his feet.

Edgebrook- Ego now, sliding Malice back into the ring. Both men are a bloody mess. Malice is stunned....here comes Warren behind him...German suplex with Authority! Now a quick cover by the kid..

1................................................

2........................................................................................

KICK OUT!!!

Timmons- How the hell did Malice kick out of that?

Edgebrook- I think he is running on emotion at this point.. Pure adrenaline. Ego doesn’t appear to be giving up though. Malice in a front face lock....Da Kid Plants him to the mat with a DDT. But he isn’t done.. Ego not going for the cover... I think.. yes.. he's going to climb. He is climbing the ladder. He wants to finish Malice off once and for all here.

Timmons- Don’t do it kid. Don't do it.......oooooooooooooooooooh!!!!

Edgebrook- Malice rolled out of the way. Ego just dropped 25 feet, and hit nothing but canvas. and now both men are down. Neither one of them are moving. But look Blitzkrieg is setting up those two tables. He's stacking them up on each other. No standard 10 count here. He wants somebody to leave in an ambulance here tonight.

Timmons- I've counted to 10 twice already. This match should be over Edgebrook. Both of these guys are out. No wait Malice is rolling around. Ego still isn’t moving though.

Edgebrook- Malice has officially won the "getting back to his feet" race here Timmons. Even though the match should be over. And look at Malice, he's getting into Blitzkrieg's face. I think he's had enough of the bad officiating here. Blitzkrieg isn’t backing down. Both men are jawing at each other here. I think business is about to pick up..

Timmons- Wait a second.... Kid Ego is stalking Malice from behind.. It looks like he is ready.. Looks like he is measuring Malice up....

Edgebrook- Kid Ego, spins Malice around to face him........EGO BOOST!!!! That’s his finisher.. I think the kid just finished this one off. I cant believe I am saying this, but I think the kid might win this.

Timmons- But he hit it out of desperation. Both men are down again. Ego looks too far out of it to even attempt a cover here. But look he is crawling over to Malice who is clearly out!

Edgebrook- Ego throws his arm over him.

1

2

thr…. KICKOUT!

Edgebrook- Ego took way to much time in the cover and Malice has the energy to kick out!

Timmons- He has really gotten in shape for this, I thought the only thing he ever lifted was the bottle to his lips!

Edgebrook- Apparently not! Both men have been through so much and now They are both starting to get back to a vertical base.

Timmons- Ego goes for a punch but its blocked by Malice, another, blocked again, he tries one more time! Malice dodges out of the way and kicks Ego in the gut! DDT! Malice rolls back to the outside he grabs yet another chair!

Edgebrook- Malice seems to want to try and finish this off! HE rolls back into the ring and waits for Ego to stand back up.

Timmons- This is going to be brutal, Ego stand up Malice Chargers… HE MISSES Ego whips behind him and grabs his waist! Back Body Drop!

Edgebrook- An Excellent counter, the chair falls to the floor. Ego now picks our Prez up and tosses him into the corner. Ego climbs up to the top rope and starts punching Malice!

Crowd-1…2….3…..4…..5……6…..7…..8……9…..10!

Timmons- 10 punches to the skull of Malice! Ego steps down from the rope and Malice falls to the floor! Ego runs into the turnbuckle but Malice rolls out of the way. Ego slams hard into the turnbuckle. Malice grabs the legs out from underneath Ego he brings his legs into the turnbuckle!

Edgebrook- Oh my! That is going to leave a hell of a mark! Now Malice is trying to put on a sharpshooter around the turnbuckle!

Timmons- What pain he must be going through, Ego is screaming! He has a hold of the ropes but this normally illegal maneuver is perfectly legal in this match! This might be the end of Kid Ego!

Edgebrook- Blitz is looking on trying to see if Ego will tap or not. Ego is in a lot of pain! Wait Blitz rolls outside he grabs a trash can lid! He walks over to Malice!

CCCCCRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!

Edgebrook- Well that will make you let go of a hold! Malice is down, Blitz interferes again, he really hates him doesn’t he?

Timmons- But the damage has been done to Kid Ego! He is still holding his legs! Blitz picks Malice back up and throws him in the ring. Both men are on their backs!

Edgebrook- Malice starts coming too and slowly gets up. Ego is still in a great amount of pain. Malice picks him up! Suplex!

Timmons- Malice is still looking crisp I think he has this match!

Edgebrook- Malice goes back to the legs of Kid Ego, but Ego pushes him off! Ego trying to come back! Malice comes back over again to try and pick Ego up! LOW BLOW! Malice down to a knee!

Timmons- Desperation move again by The Kid. Kid getting up trying to get those legs moving! HE bounces off the rope and gives Malice a Big Boot! Malice down hard. Ego goes over and grabs the steel chair again. He lays it across the head of Malice. He starts going to the ropes!

Edgebrook- Ego now on the top rope he is signaling for a top rope head butt. But no! his legs give out and he falls on top of the top turnbuckle! He is still hurt from before!

Timmons- Malice now is now getting up he tosses the chair off of him he sees Ego sitting on the top rope. Malice climbs up again! Oh my two shots to the midsection of Malice! Ego is fighting back again! Ego now back up he grabs Malice and lifts him up for a front face suplex!

Edgebrook- Were is Ego getting this energy from? He comes off the top rope with an elbow drop and it hits in the middle back of Malice. Malice is in a bad way now but Ego is still hurting.

Timmons- Ego stand up again and goes over the back of Malice, he grabs his chin and starts to wrench back! And nasty reverse chin lock! Malice is in pain!

Edgebrook- Blitz must be loving this, he is in the face of Malice screaming at him to give up! I cant believe it! Its almost a 2 on 1 in there. Malice reaches out to the ropes and grabs them! But this is a hardcore match That doesn’t matter!

Timmons- Blitz kicks Malice’s arm off the rope! Ego pulls back even more malice is looking like he is going to tap! Wait no he grabs the chair that was laying there he throws it back!

SSSSSMMMMMMAAAASSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!

Edgebrook- Malice breaks the hold! And Ego falls back hard! Malice had to dig for that one, Malice lays the chair down close to the turn buckle! Malice now lifts Ego up to the ropes again!

Timmons- Malice Grabs ego into a fireman’s carry! Wait no! HANGOVER!!! Onto the chair! Hangover on the chair!

Edgebrook- Malice with a vicious move! He goes for the cover!

1

2

3!!!!!!!!!!!!

Timmons- No one could have kicked out of that! Blitz is in shock! He just awarded the match to Malice!

Edgebrook- Malice wins the match! I can’t believe it! These guys have gone through hell and back! What a Pay Per View

Jerome- Tyrone, your never going to believe this, Malice screwed up.

T.A.- What are you talking about? **

Jerome hands him the paper, a long line is highlighted**

Jerome- Read it, you aint going to believe it. **

T.A. reads through the article, it has written… … Tyrone Alguard shall become Vice President at the time of Love Hurts on February 22, 2004 and challenge for The BJWC World Heavy Weight Title…

T.A.- What in the world?

Jerome- Basically when malice made up the stipulations for tonights match he messed up he must have been drinking again.

Jennifer- That means your…

**An evil smirk comes over T.A.’s face**

T.A.- Vice President of the BJWC right now…Jerome find me a referee, Jennifer, hand me the chair.

**Jennifer grabs the Hardcore Foundation Chair and hands it to Tyrone, Jerome takes off out the door.**

Mike Timmons: He's right, only a draw-names-out-of-a-crust-rimmed-tophat method like this could have put together this gigantic group of winners. That, or an anime convention. Hey... isn't g-Crusher's hair green?

["Slither" by Earth Crisis blares over the PA. The crowd already on their feet to give this guy the proper reception as BISHOP flashes over the BJWC-Tron.]

Edgebrook: I don't think I've ever heard this many boo's before!

Timmons: What're you talking about? Malice has WAY more booze than this!

Edgebrook: Somehow I don't think we're talking about the same thing...

[Fire jets up from the ringposts as CHECKMATE! flashes over and over, Jerry taunting the crowd.]

Edgebrook: He's loving this!

Timmons: Wouldn't you? This is his only real way to get into a PPV... it doesn't hurt at all either that he's about to be stomped by that returning punk, either.

[Lights out.]

[KABOOM! BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!]

["Last Resort" now comes in loud and clear, by Papa Roach, in case you've been living under a rock for these past few years.]

Timmons: Jeezus! This is the umpteenth damn time someone's used this song! I'm getting sick of it!

[Brian Knox makes his way out in his attire, white leggings with his name written up and down them. He gives a mean-spirited look to the cameras, showing off his physique and his green eyes.]

Edgebrook: It grates on me too, Mike, but the crowd's giving this guy a little better reaction. Oh, hey, look, he's going from turnbuckle to turnbuckle to show off.

Timmons: Don't forget that little happy-face sock, there. Hmm... wonder where he stores that during the match?

Edgebrook: Oh, shut up, man! This is a family show!

Timmons: Yep, and every last one of 'em are disfunctional!

[The lights slowly flicker on, then begin sputtering again as a black Swastica appears on the 'Tron. The flickering lights give a grey hue as the symbol goes out of focus again and again.]

Edgebrook: What the...

Timmons: Wow, nice to see fascism is alive and well in the Billy Jay Wrestling Company, don't you agree, James?

Edgebrook: ...no, no I don't...

[A man that damn near fits the bill to the guy in American History X, only more beefy, matches down the ramp to Battle Cry's "Never Give In", taking his time. Derek Mitchell, dressed so stereotypically like a skinhead it almost hurts. A drink sails out of the crowd and splashes against his bare, tatooed chest. He grits his teeth and roars.]

Timmons: Now, kids, don't tease the Nazi! Ha ha!

[He makes it into the ring, slipping under the middle ringrope and sizes up the waiting team. Knox and Bishop are already whispering in their corner, pointing at Derek and laughing.]

Edgebrook: Derek does not look pleased.

Timmons: He's not the only one. What about me? I have to endure--

[As soon as the lights go down and the green spotlights hit the air, the crowd lets go with everything it's got. Banners fly out of nowhere, proclaiming everything from 'WELCOME HOME, MERLIN!' to 'DAN DEHART POSTERBOY' to 'g-WHO?' to 'I WAS G-CRUSH'ED AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS DUMB SIGN!' as the big screen flashes over several hard falls and punishing pins given and recieved to the returning superstar.]

[The noise-level is massive enough to cover up the song blaring over the speakers, OgHr's "Water", the steady bass thump and the sounds of green sparks going off down the ramp just topping the packed audience. Merlin really lives it up, taking a moment to remove his Gargoyle special-issue shades and sling them into the audience.]

[Using the top rope as a springboard, he hops over and into the waiting ring as cannon-like explosions rock the arena, the pyrotechnics working their magic while g throws "I love you" signs!]

Timmons: Well, I wasn't expecting that...

Edgebrook: Merlin didn't even wait for the bell, he just ran over and laid Knox on his duff with a hard right hand!

Timmons: Oh, and a left for Bishop!

Edgebrook: g is back, and he's on FIRE! Already on the top rope... DOUBLE GUILLOTINE LEGDROP on both of them!

[The crowd goes bananas! g lays the books on Bishop as the ref tries to move a dazed Knox into his corner. Knox is shoving the ref back! I don't even think he knows where he is right now!]

Timmons: Hammer whip from g sends Bishop into Mitchell's occupied corner.

Edgebrook: Not too much speed on that one at all.

[Derek capitalizes on the lack of referee by pulling a headlock and then leaning back as far as he can off the apron, using his weight as leverage.]

Edgebrook: That's disgusting!

Timmons: Tell me about it! You ever wrestling against a man that's been soaked in Dr. Pepper? How vile!

[Suddenly the lights in the arena flicker and almost go out.]

Edgebrook: Not again

Timmons : This is getting rediculous

Edgebrook: You know exactly what I mean, Mike. That's low!

[It seems Merlin thinks it's pretty seedy too. The ref's still trying to get Knox into his corner, and is still occupied, but now the g's walking toward his own corner. Derek just smiles and applies more pressure...]

Timmons: Wow, I think I heard a crack from over here.

Edgebrook: That's not funny, man.

Timmons: Does it look like I'm laughing?

Edgebrook: No, but you're sure smiling.

Timmons: Can't blame a man for enjoying himself, can you?

[Merlin walks up, tapping his partner on the shoulder, then open-slapping, then punching. Derek lets go, and there's a staredown! Neither one is backing up. Knox has slumped a bit, leaning on the ropes, then falls to his knees, getting a low blow off on g-Crusher!]

Timmons: How's the jewels, g?

Edgebrook: Brian's not very greatful for Merlin saving his neck, literally.

[Sidewalk slam, nicely executed by Knox. Now Brian measures g up...]

[...]

[BAM!]

[Drills both knees into the chest of the cruiserweight! Reynolds doubles up, gasping for air, while Knox pulls him by his hair to his feet. Northern Lights Suplex! g is bridged!]

[1!!!!]

[Kickout.]

Timmons: Big shock there. Try pinning him when you've worn him out, cheezewit!

Edgebrook: Merlin's already on his feet. Knox whips him to the ropes...

[...g comes off... Cross body block! Brian tries catching him, but with that much momentum, they both tumble off the top rope!]

[Ref's count --- 1!!!!]

[Derek gets in on the action, grabbing Brian's head, making it meet the steel steps! What a crunch!]

[Knox looks at him... SMILING.]

Edgebrook: What's he doing? Headgames?

Timmons: No, I think he's just into pain.

[Derek tries again! NO! REVERSE! A quick block by Knox, and now it's Mitchell who's met the stairs personally!]

Edgebrook: Woah, that's a bleeder.

[2!!!!]

[Looks like Knox gets first blood on the skinhead. Derek's almost foaming at the mouth. g's digging under the ring for something...]

[3!!!!]

[4!!!!]

Timmons: Knox is just going to town on Mitchell!

[Brian whips Derek into the guardrail so hard, he sails head-over-heels into the crowd! Landing right on his back across some steel chairs.]

[5!!!!]

[Knox makes his way back to the ring, pausing one moment to headbutt the ringpole.]

Edgebrook: Yep, he's a little masochist.

Timmons: I see that dictionary I got you for Christmas is paying off.

[6!!!!]

[Merlin's set up a table! He hops on it and thrusts his fists at the crowd! They roar their approval!]

Edgebrook: Someone's going through that thing.

Timmons: Nawww... Y'don't say? Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[Using the table, he leaps on the top turnbuckle, propping there as Jerry is tagged in.]

Timmons: Where was Bishop during that whole thing? Taking a nap?

Edgebrook: I'd say he was going out of his way to not help his partner, but he could've been conserving his strength.

Timmons: I'd just say he was lazy and be done with it.

[g-Crusher hops down from his perch. Both fighters square off. Both are about the same height as one another, but the cruiserweight give up about 30 pounds. It doesn't seem to matter, though, as he drops, letting his legs scissor in on Bishop, sending him face-down on the mat! He hops up, stomping into the inside of Jerry's knee.]

Timmons: How do you rank that particularly chivalrous move by your boy in there?

Edgebrook: Merlin's not my 'boy', first off, and second, he's never been known for subtle tactics. He tears people apart. He's fair, but he's certainly no saint.

[Now g slips on an indian deathlock. The skinhead has made it to his feet and is climbing back over the guardrail, albiet slowly. He finds his way back into his corner, rubbing the wound on his head and talking to himself.]

Timmons: What's he wining about? Baby got a boo-boo?

Edgebrook: I think he's not too happy with anyone in this match right now.

Timmons: Well, if he was expecting help from the guy he was pulling his little showdown with, he's not exactly the brightest tool in the basket.

[Camera cuts to the two again, as Edgebrook looks like he's going to say something, then closes his mouth.]

Timmons: What? ...what'd I say?

[Bishop reaches out to the far rope and the ref signals Merlin to break the hold. He does, and Jerry comes out of his crouched position with a closeline from hell!]

Edgebrook: That one waffled the green-haired one!

Timmons: Did you see how he bounced backwards and came to like a skipping stop?!

[Knox tagged in! Double-team time! Derek begins to enter the ring, but is cut off by the referee! They argue! Knox applies a Boston Crab while Bishop falls from the second turnbuckle, nailing Merlin square in the face!]

Timmons: ...and now Team Merlin is a bloody mess. Look at that nose just go!

Edgebrook: Blatant move to bust g-Crusher's nose like that. Damn, he's just struggling to breathe! Double-team powerbomb coming up!

Timmons: Big rookie mistake by two big rookies! Merlin, half-drowning over there -still- manages to overcome!

[While raising up Reynolds, he slips free and drives both opponents into the canvas with a faceplant built for two! Knox quick to rise, catches g by the arm and flings him to the ropes. Merlin baseball slides between his legs and comes up the other side. NICE SUPERKICK! Jerry now up and charging, g leapfrogs, is caught by Bishop and---FRANKENSTEINER from g-Crusher for his trouble!]

[OVER THE ROPES!]

[BOOM!]

Edgebrook: RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE OUTSIDE! g held on the entire way!

Timmons: Oh, boy, yet another little lovely snippet to be added to his gigantic collection of 'look how cool I am!' filmshorts.

[Merlin slides back into the ring! The pin on Knox!]

[1!!!!!]

[2!!!!!]

[3---NO! Kickout!]

Timmons: Took too long to finish off Bishop!

[The g takes to fisticuffs, slamming lefts and rights into Knox, peppering him with blows.]

Edgebrook: A lot of good that's going to do him...

[An 'instant replay' window pops up, showing the footage of Knox just winding back and headbutting the ring post earlier.]

Timmons: Exactly.

[Brian grabs Merlin for a Double-arm DDT, just planting him into the mat.]

Timmons: A quick thumb to the eye escapes the ever-watchful referee there.

[Merlin winces, holding a palm over his left eye, face set in a grimace. He raises a shoulder, then turns and lets Brian taste a knee under the chin as he attempts to pin Reynolds. g-Crusher half-crawls over for the tag to Derek, but the skinhead just looks away, suddenly finding the crowd more interesting than being tagged in.]

Edgebrook: Woah, they are -NOT- happy what judgement by Mitchell.

Timmons: Captain Obvious strikes again!

[Knox with a snap powerslam to Merlin. The g looks to be running out of steam.]

Timmons: One too many cheeseburgers in the off-season, I'd guess.

[Brian faces the g, still smiling wide. The paramedics just off-camera shuffle around uneasily, waiting for the match to end to retrieve Jerry Bishop. He's not even moving.]

Edgebrook: BJWC fans and addicts, witness. We don't pre-cut our tables.

Timmons: Yeah, Bishop will damn sure testify to that! Nothing but a little pawn!

[A handful of hair raises Merlin to his feet, and brings him to the corner. He's signalling for something!]

Edgebrook: This's gotta be it, the Knox Cutter! Here it comes!

[Brian begins running for his running diamond cutter, but is stopped short as g wraps his arms around the ringrope, hugging them.]

Edgebrook: A bit of a desperate move, but still good!

Timmons: You mean like all his moves so far in this match?

[Knox edges in and...]

Edgebrook: Where'd that come from?!

Timmons: I believe that's his Russian Roulette, he calls it Negative Withstanding now, I think.

Edgebrook: You mean Zero Tolerance.

Timmons: Yeah, that's about what I have left for this tag-title fight. Let it end!

[Merlin throws his g-sign to the eruption of the crowd! He drops to one knee and straps on the g-Crush, wrenching and contorting Knox's body painfully in that modified half-nelson/camel clutch that is his namesake. They're going crazy out there!]

Edgebrook: What's Derek trying to do now?

Timmons: He doesn't want to be left out!

[The referee looks about ready to hit the canvas to check if Knox will submit, but then glares at g-Crusher's partner and storms off to block. Despite Brian's earlier enjoyment for pain, the feeling of having his neck pulled slowly but surely toward the small of his back is a bit much even for that lover of pain.]

Edgebrook: He's tapping!!!

Timmons: ...if one calls weakly thumping their leg against the mat to signal their decision, then yeah, he's tapping.

[g-Crusher has yet to feel a tap on his shoulder to declare him the winner and so he keeps applying. Brian's cries go silent as he just slips past his pain threshold one inch at a time. The ref is just shouldered aside as Derek storms up to Merlin, who is in clear view of the advancing Nazi. Begrudgingly, he lets go, giving Brian a sharp push to the canvas for good measure, then, again, stares down his 'partner'. Mitchell stiff-arms Reynolds...]

Edgebrook: I bet he's wishing he didn't do that now...

Timmons: ...and where was Merlin hiding that?! No wonder he didn't let the referee pat him down before the match! Cheater!

[WHAM!! One-time across the jaw! Merlin lets Derek have it with a shot from his brass knuckles. Full-on right-hand slug with the metallic weight just knocks Derek's lights out. The ref just stands there, not even sure how to call that one. Merlin shrugs and tosses the weapon from the ring and does a half-hearted, single-legged pin on the near-unconscious Brian Knox...]

[1!!!!! 2!!!!! 3!!!!]

Timmons: That's the ball-game!

Edgebrook- I hope this is why all these lights are going out all of the time, pretty bad on the night of our PPV that we have electrical problems.

**Backstage** **

Cyris Raven is in the back and is seeming to be preparing to warm up for his match, doing some stretching, he has the BJWC world title around his waist, and the NeWA Tag Title over his shoulder. Stephanie Perkins walks up to Raven she has a camera crew with her.**

Stephanie- Excuse me Cyris? Can we please get a word with you on tonights main event match, which we are half way too!

Raven- Well Stephanie…

**he stops short, Tyrone Alguard has entered into the other side of the camera frame, the camera zooms back to see that Tyrone is holding his famed Hardcore Foundation Chair, A golden chair wrapped in Barbwire. Both men looks at each other with an intense glare.**

T.A.- Cyris good old buddy I am happy to see that you are here right now, I wanted to talk to you.

Cyris- What is it Alguard

T.A.- First I never got to congratulate face to face for winning that NeWA title… And another thing about tonights match…

Cyris- We are out here doing business Tyrone, we knew it would come to this someday.

T.A.- Well no matter what Hardcore Annihilation is going to stand firm even after tongiths match

Cyris- Damn right buddy.

**Both men grasps hands and give a hearty handshake. T.A. starts to Turn around but he quickly stops and turns back around his index finger pointing in the air**

T.A.- Cyris I just wanted to let you know I am not going to hold back tonight, and after tonight Robert Letner will be destroyed.

Raven- I know T.A. I am not going to go easy on you as well, I want to keep my title streak.

**T.A. smirks and starts to let out a little laugh as he walks past Raven patting him on the shoulder.**

Stephanie- Well I guess that just about answered all of my questions, so what is your mind set right now Cyris?

KKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAM MMM!!!!!!!!!

**Cyris falls to the ground like a ton of bricks as a golden flash comes down as well, Tyrone has just leveled Raven with the chair! Stephanie drops the mic on the ground, a BJWC referee runs up from behind and stands overlooking**

T.A.- Hey Raven I don’t know if you heard, but I am now the BJWC Vice President, so I decided to make a change in our match… IT BEGINS NOW

Edgebrook - We are being told something is happening backstage

Timmons - We are already on location backstage.

Edgebrook - No actually, the parking lot

Timmons - But the heavyweight championship match just started and we have to more matches to cover.

Edgebrook - I think this has something to do with one of the matches.

[The scene opens up in the parking lot. The Axis of Evil are triple teaming someone. It is Eric Kidel. Chair shots, steel bar shots. Even one of our backstage camera’s has been implanted into the head of Eric Kidel]

Edgebrook - Kidel is scheduled for the next match?

Timmons - I don’t think Kidel was ever good at keeping appointents.

Edgebrook - This is crossing the line Mike. Somone needs to get rid of these guys, they are ruining our pay per view.

[Finally the beeting ends. Kidel lays in a pool of his own blood. Both legs are contorted in an unnatural fashion, one rib portrudes through the skin, and his nose is hanging off the side of his face.]

Edgebrook - I can’t explain to you the disgust I feel that this was allowed to happen.

Timmons - I have some thick skin, but that just was not called for. Havn’t enough carreers been ended tonight?

Edgebrook - Axis of Evil needs to be dealt with. Hell they attacked our president. There will be hell to pay.

Timmons - Well, needless to say, there will be no #1 contenders match tonight. We go straight into The Minnesota State Championship match.

Edgebrook - What about the heavyweight title match?

Timmons - I guess Malice got hit in the head too hard. He has decided that if his new VP wants to pull strings around here, he can do it on his own time, the card will continue as scheduled.

Edgebrook - Well I guess we'll check back on the match as time allows

Timmons - Let's check back on them real quick before the Minnesota State Championship match starts

Edgebrook- T.A. has thrown Raven into the bathroom!

T.A. follows in! he keeps on yelling at Raven to have Letner come out!

Timmons- I have noticed one thing besides that Chair shot Tyrone has not done anything to take Raven out of commission, he has been smacking him around trying to piss him off

Edgebrook- Most definitely he is trying to awaken Robert Letner!

Timmons- T.A. now has Raven by the hair! He throws him into a stall his head smashes off the wall, and Raven falls to a knee!

Edgebrook- T.A. now is behind him he grabs a hold of his head and puts it in the Toilet?

Timmons- Alguard has stooped to an all new low tonight here James.

Edgebrook- A swirlie and another swirlie! How humiliating, T.A. is trying to piss Raven off!

Timmons: Back to the ring

TIMMONS: Two former HWF members, who BOTH teamed up together at the NeWA’s Lou Thesz Tournament for the Tag Team Titles, only to fall short to the AW’s Raper and our own Cyris I mean Robert Letner.

EDGEBROOK: Okay, well let’s get ready for our match.

THUNDERCAT vs. YOSHI KAWAZUGHI

MINNESOTA STATE TITLE MATCH

{The lights dim to almost complete darkness, the mood darkens. Out of the abyss launches a sound, not of this earth}

#Get up, get up, get up.

Get up, get up, get up.

Get up, get up, get up.#

{Bombshell hits the crescendo as the rest of the song is playing the announcer begins his introduction}

Announcer: Weighing in at 207 lbs, from Japan Yoshima “The One” Kawazughi!

{The crowd begins to cheer Yoshi Kawazughi as he comes out. Pyros explode and he begins to walk down the ramp. Suddenly the music cuts out and Yoshi turns around, only half way down the ramp}

EDGEBROOK: What’s going on?

(Break On Down hits, as the arena fills with darkness and blue beams of light. A lightning bolt strikes in front of the entrance and out of the back comes ThunderCat}

TIMMONS: HES STARTING THE MATCH EARLIER!

{ThunderCat spears Yoshi into the fan rail, then grabs his arm as the lights come back on and the music stops}

EDGEBROOK: TC starting early as he takes Yoshi and whips him into a ladder that is sitting on the side of the entrance ramp. Yoshi looks hurt already.

TIMMONS: This TC guy looks fierce.

EDGEBROOK: Yeah. ThunderCat picks the hurt Yoshi up and carries him down to the ring. He rolls Yoshi in and goes under the ropes himself.

{DING, DING}

EDGEBROOK: ThunderCat going for the quick pin.

1

2

KICKOUT!!!

TIMMONS: Yoshi BARELY got that little arm up.

EDGEBROOK: ThunderCat is quickly up and he is stomping a mudhole into Yoshi’s ribs. Yoshi rolls away, grabbing at his side. I think ThunderCat may be mad because Yoshi was the one pinned at the NeWA’s Lou Thesz. Joe Raper of the AW pinned Yoshi, for the win.

TIMMONS: I would be mad too. After Malice put both of them together and Yoshi complained about it. Then he gets PUNKED??? If I were ThunderCat, I would of destroyed Yoshi long before tonight.

EDGEBROOK: Well Yoshi is slowly back up his feet and ThunderCat is waiting for him. Yoshi looks up at TC, SPEAR! Holy sh*t, TC just broke Yoshi in half.

TIMMONS: ThunderCat goes for another count.

1

KICKOUT!!!

EDGEBROOK: Both men to their feet. ThunderCat swings, but Yoshi ducks and then grabs ThunderCat around the waist. GERMAN SUPLEX. Wait Yoshi isn’t done. ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX.

TIMMONS: Wow.

EDGEBROOK: Yoshi and TC back up, Yoshi goes for a third…but no. TC stops the motion and grabs Yoshi’s arm, TC whips Yoshi into the ropes. Yoshi comes flying back and TC drops for a body drop, but Yoshi stops. TC looks up, SUPERKICK AND THUNDERCAT IS DOWN. Yoshi runs over and climbs up onto the top rope.

TIMMONS: This is what this little guys is built for.

EDGEBROOK: Yoshi jumps

{Flashbulbs pop everywhere in the arena}

EDGEBROOK: MOONSAULT!!! The fans are going wild after that move. Yoshi hooks TC’s leg.

1

2

TIMMONS: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! 3....NO!!! EDGEBROOK: ThunderCat kicked out at the last possible moment. Wow, was that close. Yoshi grabs ThunderCat around the neck. TORNADO DDT and ThunderCat is down again. Yoshi has gained control of his match. Yoshi runs over to the ropes, hops onto them, LIONSAULT! NOOOO, THUNDERCAT MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND YOSHI SLAMMED INTO THE MAT.

TIMMONS: Ouch, that looks like it hurt.

EDGEBROOK: ThunderCat waits for Yoshi, as Yoshi stands back up. Yoshi turns and TC grabs him TOTAL CHAOS!!! HE HIT IT!!! YOSHI IS DOWN AND HE IS SHAKING. I think Yoshi is dead. Wait a why isn’t ThunderCat pinning Yoshi?

TIMMONS: He is in it for the pain.

EDGEBROOK: ThunderCat climbs up onto the top turnbuckle. He jumps…leg drop on the already hurt Yoshi. ThunderCat turns Yoshi over…SHARPSHOOTER! YOSHI IS YELLING IN PAIN.

TIMMONS: Look at the tears coming out of his eyes. ThunderCat is just leaning back more, making it hurt. He’s going to break Yoshi’s back.

EDGEBROOK: Wait…ThunderCat let go and he…slides out of the ring. He’s GRABBED A CHAIR. The ref runs over and stops TC though.

TIMMONS: The ref is telling him to drop the chair.

EDGEBROOK: And he does so. Wait…Yoshi is up and he runs over, PUSHING THE REF OVER THE ROPE. ThunderCat catches the ref…and sets him to the side. Wait…TC looks back over…AND HERE COMES YOSHI OVER THE TOP ROPE. YOSHI JUST KNOCKED TC DOWN. Yoshi is back up and so is TC. Yoshi grabs ThunderCat, he whips him…INTO THE STEEL STEPS. TC is grabbing at his lower-back.

TIMMONS: They are BOTH in this to hurt each other.

EDGEBROOK: Yoshi climbs into the ring and stands on the opposite post, looking out at the fans.

TIMMONS: And they are booing. I love it.

EDGEBROOK: TC climbs back into the ring, as does the ref. TC walks over and climbs up onto the ropes as well. Wait...Yoshi turns around. THEY ARE PUNCHING EACH OTHER, barely able to keep their balance. TC stops it, grabs Yoshi up into the air…SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE.

BAM!!!

EDGEBROOK: YOSHI AND TC ARE BOTH HURT. The ref is up and counting them out. They have to get up before that ten count, or the MS Title will still be vacant.

1…

2…

3…

4…

EDGEBROOK: ThunderCat is up and he stagers over and leans against the turnbuckles

. TIMMONS: Yoshi is moving. Barely that is.

EDGEBROOK: ThunderCat runs over and grabs Yoshi again….SHARPSHOOTER AND THUNDERCAT IS APPLYING THE PRESSURE.

TIMMONS: Yoshi’s back is already hurt. I told you he was going to break Yoshi’s back.

EDGEBROOK: Wait…Yoshi is showing some strength. Yoshi is reaching for the ropes and he is only INCHES away.

TIMMONS: The ref is asking Yoshi if he gives, but Yoshi Kawazughi is refusing to give up.

EDGEBROOK: YOSHI GRABS THE ROPE! The ref tells TC to let go and he complies. TC is up and so is Yoshi. ThunderCat turns around…YOSHI GRABS THUNDERCAT…

{Flashbulbs pop again}

EDGEBROOK: JAPAN SLAM…JAPAN SLAM!!! YOSHI HIT HIS FINISHER!!!

TIMMONS: Yoshi barely able to move. He used all his energy and he can’t even pull himself together to pin ThunderCat.

EDGEBROOK: Yoshi, slowly pulling himself to ThunderCat. He puts his arm over TC.

1…

2…

TIMMONS: THIS IS IT!!!

3…

EDGEBROOK: YOSHI WI…NOOOOO! THUNDERCAT THREW HIS ARM UP AND THE REF IS SAYING IT WAS ONLY TWO AND A HALF!!!

TIMMONS: Wow, this kid is cutting it close.

EDGEBROOK: Yoshi is mad…he is back up to his feet. He grabs ThunderCat by the hair and picks him up to his feet. He gets TC into the middle of the ring. He grabs him for a suplex…NOO. TC stops it and hit’s Yoshi with a double-arm DDT.

TIMMONS: Yoshi is busted open now.

EDGEBROOK: ThunderCat steps over Yoshi, grabs his legs. BOSTON CRAB AND YOSHI IS REELING IN PAIN. Can he make it to the ropes this time?

TIMMONS: He’s reaching…trying to pull himself to the ropes.

EDGEBROOK: Yoshi reaches, HE IS PULLING HIMSELF TO THE ROPES. NO, TC JUST PULLED HIM INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND APPLIED THE BOSTON CRAB EVEN HARDER.

TIMMONS: The ref is on the ground, AND YOSHI IS TAPING!!! YOSHI IS TAPPING!!!

{DING, DING}

EDGEBROOK: ThunderCat is our NEW Minnesota State Champion. Wait,the ref is telling him to let go, but TC is just applying more pressure.

TIMMONS: Here come about three more refs. They are running to the ring.

EDGEBROOK: The refs slide into the ring and pull TC off of Yoshi. Our main ref hands TC the Minnesota State Champion. AND HE DRIVES IT INTO THE BACK OF YOSHI'S SKULL! Yoshi is now bleeding from his head as ThunderCat slides out of the ring.

TIMMONS: I think he got his revenge.

EDGEBROOK: I don't think this is over yet, Timmons.

TIMMONS: Look at them in the back. It's like they hate each other. Tyrone grabs Cyris and goes to whip him into the machines but wait Cyris reverses it, he grabs Tyrone and picks him up, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ONTO THE CATERING TABLES.

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone is just laying there and the table is barely cracked. Wait, what is Cyris doing. He climbs up on top of the soda machines. HE JUMPS AND HIS A SWANTON BOMB ONTO TYRONE THROUGH THE TABLE.

TIMMONS: Wow, that had to hurt.

EDGEBROOK: Both men are laying on the ground, broken in half just like the table they went through.

[the camera pans over the BJWC audience everyone is hyped about the title match, the light cut off. you can hear that catholic mass choir type of singing. horrid images of various infamous events flash across the screen. World War II, September 11, Pearl Harbor. The screen dims in unison with the footage. the is left puzzled]

Timmons-What the hell was that?

Edgebrook- I don’t know. Could this be the apocalypse?

Timmons- Well never the le-

[Booooooooommm. the crowd goes into frenzy as "Megalomaniac" by Incubus blast through the arena speakers]

I hear you on the radio
You permeate my screen
Its' unkind, but if I met you in a scissor fight
I'd cut off both your wings on principle alone
On principle alone

You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no fucking Elvis
Special, As you know yourself
Maniac
Step down
Step down
Timmons- Hey that’s that new Incubus song.

Edgebrook- Don’t worry about the damn song. What’s this frenzy all this about ?

[The song continues to play through out the arena. To the surprise of many the youngest BJWC title holder ever Jae’ Sensation emerges from the curtains and fog. Dressed in a black blazer to a suite, with a yellow Billionaire Boy’s club t-shirt, some ashy faded blue jeans, and a pair or Black/Yellow Golden Rod Nike Dunks]

Edgebrook- WHOA ! We did not discus this at the meeting today !

Timmons- I didn’t even know this guy was in the building.

[Sensation hops on the ring apron and gloats across the ring bathing in the spot light. As the Sensation-Nation chants his name constantly .Sen-Sat-ION ! Sen-Sat-Ion ! over and over again. the atmosphere is crazy. Sensation grabs the microphone]

Sensation- A new year has passed. The Patriots win the Super Bowl again. Janet exposed herself and still there have any weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq. Well duh’ G.W. Bush it’s because the only weapon of destruction is here in Minneapolis at ‘The Dungeon’ !

Timmons- He’s still one arrogant sob.

Sensation- ‘The Future’ is back to lead his Sensation-Nation to glory. I see some things have changed. Of course that bastard Marcus Staples is out of office. Malice thought it was genius to sign the HWF’s leftovers and most important the Minnesota Championship is not around my waist.

[Sensation runs his fingers through his braids and stares out into the crowd.]

Sensation- I’m not going to bitch over a little spilled milk. I’ll just take back what’s mine. Even if I have to cripple every last single bastard in that tournament…I will reclaim what is rightfully mines.

Edgebrook- What’s he pissed about. He’s the one who walked out after we wouldn’t givehim that outlandish contract.

Timmons- Sensation is just a damn Pre-Madonna.

“I am here… because I have no other place to be.”

Camera pans up in a darkened room. Only a silhouette can be made out against a blue glow. The light source is blocked out by a large humanoid figure. We can see the man, assuming this is a man, breathing heavily as his large shoulders rise and fall. We can hear the hot fumes of hatred and spittle blowing from between his lips and a slight smoker’s wheeze pushing it past. “He” rocks back and forth and we can make out the sound of the stool that supports him creaking under his mass.

“I am here because it all fell apart. I’m not here to tell you a sob story. When you know who I am, and see what I’ve become, you will know what I have lost. It has taken me months to get to this point. I didn’t want the world to see. I didn’t want the world to know. The thought of the world seeing me for what I am has eaten at me night and day. I am a failure. I have nothing left to lose. I have no high-horse to ride. All I have left is a chance. I have been given a chance to return to the BJWC and give it one last shot.”

“He” stands from his stool and strafes to the side. A glowing regal set of yard high initials emblazon the dark wall. Two simple letters illuminate the room and show us a vague glimpse of a weary face, beaten down by events we can’t begin to guess. The letters read “RF” for just a moment, as the stool is lifted from the floor, and swung with a loud growl into them. Sparks cascade to the floor and the room has gone dark.

“I am here to make a noise so loud that it will be heard by every man woman and child on this planet. I have returned to shove my hatred down the throats of every man who has never had to feel what I feel every morning when I reluctantly crawl out of bed. The BJWC is going to hell in a hand basket and I will be the man carrying it there. Everything will be Fyne, trust me.”

Footsteps can be heard leaving the area.

Camera fades up the shocked faces of our announce team.

Timmons: I almost forgot, these two have been fighting it out for a good half an hour and they are just now making it to the ring

Edgebrook: We have seen so much tonight, I’m not sure if my heart can take what we are about to see with the BJWC’s two finest here.

Timmons: The two already battered warriors are in the ring.

EDGEBROOK: Cyris and Tyrone are putting up one hell of a fight here tonight. Cyris and Tyrone are both exhausted. Tyrone turns around to look at Cyris, SUPERKICK. Tyrone stumbles back in to the ropes, bouncing back off of them, Cyris charges Tyrone, CHAOS THEORY!!! CYRIS JUST HIT A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL ON TYRONE.

TIMMONS: Look at Tyrone’s forehead, it’s busted up. The was monstrous.

EDGEBROOK: Cyris is too tired to pin him though. Cyris could of already had a pin by now.

(The Crowd counts, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.}

TIMMONS: Cyris is moving.

EDGEBROOK: He pins Tyrone and the ref drops to count.

1

2

KICKOUT!!!

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone kicks out at the last second. That was close.

[Cyris lifts Alguard up. He SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE.]

TIMMONS: A little payback from the bathroom there.

Edgebrook: He slaps him again, this is pure insult.

Timmons: TA through pure humiliation is starting to recover. Cyris throws him out of the ring.

TIMMONS: Look at the fire in Tyrone’s eyes. Cyris is sliding out of the ring, but Tyrone has a chair.

WHACK!!!

EDGEBROOK: THE HAREDCORE FOUNDATION JUST LAID OUT THE HARDCORE LEGEND!!!

Cyris is in the floor and is gushing blood from a gash above his eye. Tyrone sets the chair up around Cyris’s bad right knee.

TIMMONS: This can’t be good.

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone climbs onto the apron. HE JUST JUMPED ONTO THE CHAIR AND THE CHAMP IS ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN.

TIMMONS: I think Tyrone just tore every ligament in Cyris’s knee.

[Tyrone grabs Cyris and rolls him into the ring and quickly follows.]

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone goes to attack Cyris, but wait, he sees the BJWC Heavyweight Title on the outside. Tyrone slides out of the ring and grabs it. Look at how he is looking at it.

TIMMONS: There is that green eyed monster.

EDGEBROOK: Cyris is back up on the inside of the ring. He sees Tyrone and makes a mad dash for the side. Tyrone turns around, BASEBALL SIDE TO THE FACE. Tyrone stumbles back and Cyris grabs him. Wait, Tyrone reaches around Cyris and tries to suplex him.

TIMMONS: Yeah right. Cyris is a monster.

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone tries again, but nothing. Wait, Cyris grabs Tyrone by the throat and Tyrone let’s go. He picks Tyrone upCHOKESLAM THROUGH THE SPANISHER ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!!!

Timmons: When did they put that back togeather?

Edgebrook: Mike, you know I can’t talk about this subject. I get too wound up.

[Cyris picks up his belt, dusks it off and gives it a quick kiss before returning it to the time keepers table]

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone is walking up the ramp, keeping this match outside of the ring. Cyris is quickly following him. Tyrone walks through the curtains, Cyris is quickly after.

WHACK!!!

TIMMONS: DAMN!!!

EDGEBROOK: TYRONE JUST LAID CYRIS OUT WITH A GARBAGE CAN. Cyris falls to the ground and is bleeding more profusely.

TIMMONS: Look at Tyrone now, he is just laying the boot into the ribs of the champ.

[Tyrone grabs Cyris by the hair and starts dragging him to the ring. It takes a while, well Cyris is attempting to get his footing. When they get there, Tyrone tosses him in.]

EDGEBROOK: Cyris and Tyrone are back in the ring and both men are bleeding bad. I’m surprised either of them have the energy to even move. But, they keep on wowing us.

TIMMONS: This is a great Main Event. Gotta love it. Cyris lands a low blow to change the momentum. Wait, what is Cyris doing.

EDGEBROOK: Cyris slides out of the ring and goes under it. He is starting to throw weapons into the ring.

TIMMONS: HERE WE GO!!! Trash can, fire extinguisher, a bag of something, anad a nine-iron, AND NOW A KENDO STICK AND CYRIS SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH IT.

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone is up and Cyris swings the kendo stick. AND WITH A LOUD THWACK, TYRONE IS DOWN AND CYRIS IS RELENTLESSLY BEATING HIM WITH THE STICK.

TIMMONS: HIT HIM HARDER!!!

EDGEBROOK: Cyris steps back like he has no idea what he did. He drops the stick and grabs the bag. What,s in there? Cyris is opening the bag. Wait, he,s opened it and turned it over.

TIMMONS: TACKS, .THAT WAS A BAG FULL OF TACKS.

EDGEBROOK: Cyris walks over and grabs Tyrone, NO, Tyrone just hit Cyris with a knee to the gut. Cyris bends over. Tyrone bounces of the ropes FACE SLAM INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!! CYRIS IS REELING AROUND, PULLING THEM OUT OF HIS FACE

(THE LIGHTS GO OUT IN THE ARENA!)

Edgebrook: THE LIGHTS ARE OUT!?!? What the? Is the power out?

Timmons: No, the lights on the cameras are still on...

Edgebrook: Then what in the hell is going on!?

Timmons: You hear that? Do you hear that?

Edgebrook: It sounds like Cyris Raven and TA are still going at it!

Timmons: No it doesn't, there are too many...chairs?...clanging.

(The SMACK of chairs is very audible.)

Edgebrook: The noise has stopped and the lights are slowly coming up!

Timmons: Huh?

Edgebrook: CYRIS RAVEN, TA ALGUARD, AND THE REFEREE ARE ALL DOWN IN THE RING! TA AND CYRIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HURT!

Timmons: Wait! Look at the top of the ramp, it's the Axis of Evil!

Edgebrook: They have something to say, it looks like...

(At the top of the ramp, all three Axis of Evil members are standing together. Back in the ring, the referee is calling for the bell. Just as the bell rings, one of the Axis members begins to speak in his Arab accent.)

Axis of Evil Member: BJWC.

(FANS BOO!)

Axis of Evil Member: We are REAL weapons of mass destruction. We are something you should fear, because WE can cause real destruction. You have seen the cards. The four of diamonds. The eight of hearts. The ace of clubs. The Axis is here and soon you will find out who we are and who taught us our ways.

(Fans continue to boo and throw garbage at the men on the ramp.)

Axis of Evil Member: We fight for Allah. We fight for our traditions. You have oppressed us for too long. Soon, all of you dispicable women will be wearing veils. All of you men will be wearing hair on your upper lip. You will all respect Allah. We are hijacking the BJWC and turning it into something Allah will respect. We are turning this into our paradise. We will sacrifice ourselves, because that is how it has been written.

(He hands the mic to the only man we have not heard from at Love Hurts.)

Axis of Evil Member #2: Respect Allah! Respect our power! If you do not, we will sacrifice ourselves to make you learn our ways!

(The crowd continues to boo as the men walk out. The cards begin to shower the arena again. The same three cards that always fall. The camera follows them as they walk out of the arena, enter their van and leave. The crowd is shocked. Suddenly, Malice appears on the big screen.)

Edgebrook: It's Malice! What does he have to say?

(In the ring, TA and Cyris are back to their feet and the referee seems to be recovering as well.)

Timmons: Is he too drunk to talk!?

(Malice finally begins to speak.)

Malice: We can't let them stop our show or change our way of living. This match will CONTINUE!

(HUGE CROWD POP! The crowd goes insane as Malice orders the match to continue.)

Timmons: A fresh start! Can these two take anymore?

Edgebrook: They already took chairshots! The chairs are still in the ring, look at them! They're still all bent up!

EDGEBROOK: Cyris and Tyrone are almost empty here. I think they have put their entire lives on the line for this one.

TIMMONS: Well it seems that they have a little bit left. Both men are slowly exchanging blows.

EGDEBROOK: Cyris hits Tyrone and Tyrone returns, NO! Cyris blocks it and grabs the arm of Tyrone Alguard whip into the ropes.

TIMMONS: Cyris stops Tyrone with a kick to the gut. Wait, look, they are over the tacks.

EDGEBROOK: Cyris grabs Tyrone and picks him up into a piledriver position. TWISTED MINDS ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!! OH MY GOD!!! CYRIS JUST SENT TYRONE ON A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL!!!

TIMMONS: I LOVE THIS!!!

EDGEBROOK: Cyris is starting to throw his weight around here, simply throwing Tyrone around. Cyris grabs Tyrone and knees him in the face, sending him to the ground.

TIMMONS: Listen to the crowd. They are going wild over this match.

EDGEBROOK: Cyris picks Tyrone back up to his feet. He whips him into the ropes. Tyrone comes flying back and Cyris goes for Chaos Theory again, NO! Tyrone ducks and Cyris turns around as Tyrone bounces off the other ropes.

TIMMONS: TYRONE JUST HOPPED OVER THE BENT OVER CYRIS RAVEN!!!

EDGEBROOK: Cyris turns back around to look for Tyrone Alguard and Tyrone is standing right there. TOTAL ANIHALLATION!!!

TIMMONS: CYRIS JUST CRUMBLED LIKE A PAPER DOLL.

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone Alguard falls into the corner, he can’t believe what he just did. Look at the horror on his face as his friend sits there, twitching on the ground.

EDGEBROOK: This match is going to hit that hour mark pretty soon here. Both men are barely moving, but they keep wowing this crowd.

TIMMONS: Each of them has hit each other with their finishers and they have done everything but kill each other. Tonight, there no is friendship between these two.

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone is in this for the belt. You can tell he is hungry for it.

TIMMONS: Look, both men are up. Cyris is clinging to the ropes, trying to walk on that bad knee.

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone reaches into the corner and grabs the tipped over fire extinguisher. Cyris turns around AND TYRONE PULLS THE TRIGGER. CYRIS JUST GOT A MOUTH FULL OF FOAM AND HIS SHIFTING AROUND IN THE CORNER. Cyris lunges forward out of the foam AND TYRONE JUST LAID HIM OUT WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone is pounding on Cyris. He picks him up, Wait Tyrone grabs Cyris, SUPLEX!!!

TIMMONS: Wow.

EDGEBROOK: I can’t believe he did that. Tyrone is back up and he raises his hands. Wait Cyris is back up. Tyrone turns around AND CYRIS IS POUNDING ON TYRONE NOW!!! Tyrone stumbles back and trips over his feet.

TIMMONS: Wait, look at this. Cyris with a submission move?

EDGEBROOK: CYRIS HAS TYRONE IN AN ANKLE LOCK. TYRONE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN.

TIMMONS: Look at Tyrone trying to hang on. The pain in his eyes is wonderful.

EDGEBROOK: The ref is down asking if Tyrone gives up. But Tyrone is refusing. He pulls himself reaching for the ropes.

TIMMONS: I love this man. This is great.

EDGEBROOK: Tyrone reaches BUT NO, CYRIS PULLS TYRONE BACK IN. Wait, Tyrone turns onto his back and kicks Cyris off. Cyris flies forward, bouncing off this rope as Tyrone hops up to his feet, CHAOS THEORY!!! CYRIS JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HIT THE CHAOS THEORY AGAIN!!!

Cyris collapses from exhaustion.

Edgebrook- Both men are now in separate corners of the ring! What carnage we have seen!

Timmons- This match has been nothing less than insane, and time is starting to run out! Tyrone is starting to get to his feet!

Edgebrook- What is going on? Tyrone seems to be waving to the back? Is someone coming out?

****Kid Ego Intro****

Timmons- Its Kid Ego! He has come out from the back, he slides into the ring. He is talking to T.A.. T.A. points over at Raven whom is still down but is starting to come too.

Edgebrook- Ego picks up a weary Raven and throws him into the ropes both him and T.A. deliever a nasty Spinebuster!

Timmons- I cant believe it a 2 on 1 T.A. is still dead set on destroying Letner! We have not seen him this fierce in a match for a long time. Wait what now?

**The lights in the arena go out again the power seems cut**

Edgebrook- They still haven’t fixed this? How embarrassing.

Timmons- They are still going at it in the ring!

**The lights start to flicker back on**

**Joey Number’s Intro**

Edgebrook- Its Joey Numbers! Was he the guy that was messing with the power?

Timmons- He is on his way to the ring, both T.A. and Kid Ego stop attacking, Numbers is trying to help Raven up!

Edgebrook- Numbers is helping Raven! These HWF guys are trying to stick together! Numbers goes right at Tyrone with a clothesline T.A. falls down hard!

Timmons- Numbers grabs a hold of Kid Ego and tosses him into the ropes, back body drop! Numbers has laid out the team of T.A. and Kid Ego.

Edgebrook- Hold on Raven grabs a hold of Joey Numbers now! He pushs him back! They are fighting!

Timmons- What is going on? Kid Ego is back up and is standing beside Joey Numbers!

Edgebrook- Ego with a kick to the gut of Raven they toss him into the ropes again, but Raven comes out with a double clothesline! Numbers and Ego are on the ground!

Timmons- T.A. now gets to his feet and grabs Joey Numbers, he pushes him toward Raven, Raven catches him by the throat Chokeslam coming!

Edgebrook- T.A. climbs the top rope! Numbers comes crashing down to the mat! T.A. comes off the rope with The Compton Crackpipe!

Timmons- But Ego is behind the Champ with a steel chair and he swings! Raven ducks out of the way in time, the chair hits Tyrone in the face, T.A. falls over backward!

Edgebrook- What is going on? Who is on whose side? Ego Swings at Raven again, but he catches the chair and throws it outside! Ego now backing away from Raven!

Timmons- T.A. and Raven gotta start focusing on the match! What is all this about!

Edgebrook- Numbers is starting to get up and Ego Falls over him and falls to the ground!

[ Raven reaches for Ego, but is met with a headbut from Numbers. Ego finds another chair. Raven tosses Numbers over the top rope. Ego smashes Raven in the head with the chair.]

[Alguard is back up, he dropkicks Ego’s chair into his face sending him crashing through the ropes. Alguard grabs Raven. TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!!]

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Edgebrook: Alguard scores the first pin of this Iron Man match

Timmons: How much time can be left?

Edgebrook: The time keeper has indicated 20 seconds.

[Ego and Numbers are back in the ring and are double teaming Alguard. They send him to the ropes. Double Clothesline! Somehow Raven is to his feet and delivers a double clotheline to both Numbers and Ego as he collapses limply ontop of Alguard.]

[The Buzzer sounds...]

[The Iron Man match has come to an end]

Edgebrook: It is over. We have a new champion.

Timmons: Cyris’s reign nearly six months has come to an end. But he went out in a blaze of glory. One hour of destruction.

Edgebrook: I don’t imagine this is the last time these team mates will be going at it.
**Kid Ego, Joey Numbers, Cyris Raven and Tyrone Alguard are all standing in the ring all facing toward one another, T.A. has a mic in his hand though**

T.A.- And now ladies and gentleman, I am proud to announce a new chapter in the BJWC’s history, tonight Hardcore Annihilation has become even stronger. For tonight we have two new members.

**T.A. passes the mic to Raven**

Raven- We would like to introduce Joey Numbers and Kid Ego, to the ranks of Hardcore Annihilation! They have proved themselves worthy!

Edgebrook- I cannot believe what I am seeing!

Hardcore Annihilation is now a Stable of 4 people!

Timmons- This is incredible! Two of the BJWC's greatest forces have aligned with two of the BJWC's fastest up-and-coming potential. There have always been some pretty strong coupling's in BJWC history, and this could certainly vie for the number one spot if all goes according to their plans.

Edgebrook- I don't think there's anyone here in the BJWC that could possibly stop these guys...

**The lights go out yet again**

Timmons- Not again *sigh* Well our time is winding down, we're going to have to bid you farewell. I-I hate to leave on such a dark note, but we must. I'm Mike “Mad Dog” Timmons on behalf of the BJWC and..

**Thump Thump**

Edgebrook- ...uh...

*(Thump Thump)*

Edgebrook: Wait, that's so utterly familiar...

*(Thump Thump)*

(The lights kick back on...Hardcore Annihilation stands in the middle of the ring confused, looking around trying to make sense of everything. T.A. and Cyris Raven seem to have really uneasy looks on their faces, for beneath them, the letters "N" and "Y" have been burned into the canvas.)

Timmons: It can't be! I thought he was dead?! Yonce died almost two years ago!

Edgebrook- Look at the face of Tyrone Alguard, he looks as he has just seen a ghost! I have never seen that face of fear in on him his whole career!

Edgebrook: Wait a second, someone else has just climbed into the ring.

Timmons: IT’S TRENT SHANAHAN!!!!!

[Trent hammers a solid chair shot to Cyris Raven. And before any members of Hardcore Annihilation can react, Shanahan is out of the ring and into the crowd.]

Edgebrook: Love certainly does hurt Mike

Timmons: See everyone at Riot