INFAMOUS
[Smoke fills the entrance ramp and a blue strobe light begins to play as finally Jamal appears from the curtains, and makes his way down with an arrogant strut.]
Edgebrook: These fans certainly don’t seem to like Brooks too much
Timmons: They wouldn’t know talent if it hit them in the face.
{Never again by Nickelback hits over the P.A system and out walks
Jackson Dane, wearing his usual ring attire}
Edgebrook: Dane is now making his way to the right now
Timmons: I'd hide my face if I was him, always answering to his
mother...drop a set of balls man!
{Dane runs into the ring and signals to the ringside help, the ring
hand gets a boom box from outside the ring and hands it to Dane}
Edgebrook: What the?
Timmons: Is he gonna sing for us? Oh lord I hope not
{Brooks stands in the center of the ring, Jackson hits play on the boom
box and Polka starts to play, Dane starts dancing....badly}
Edgebrook: What the heck is he doing? Has Dane lost his mind, he's
dancing in the ring....
Timmons: I think he's trying to have a dance off with Brooks.....He
Just served brooks!! Polka style what the hell is going on here?
{Brooks walks over to the apron and snaps his fingers for Cash to hand
him a tape, as he looks back at Dane Jackson tosses the boombox to
Brooks and as Brooks catches it Dane nail the box into Brooks face with a
Dropkick and Brooks is down and bleeding}
Timmons: Ok now he got served......right in the face
Edgebrook: Dane just laid out the Impact player with a dropkick.....and
Brooks is starting to bleed early in this match.
(Dane jumps on Brooks, peppering his face with rights and lefts. He then picks Brooks up by the hair and drops him with a DDT)
Edgebrook: Dane carrying over that serious promo into the ring tonight
(Dane lets Brooks get up, but Jamal quickly counters with a kick to the nuts)
Edgebrook: What a PUNK!
Timmons: You gotta do what you gotta do my friend
(Brooks takes the offensive, hitting a jawbreaker on Dane. Brooks then drops a knee across the face of Jackson. Jamal plays to the crowd as Dane gets to his feet)
Edgebrook: Jamal and Jackson are standing toe to toe throwing hay makers. Jamal with a right and Jackson falls back against the ropes….CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP BY JAMAL.
Timmons: Brooks is wasting no time in taking the advantage as he to is heading to the outside and is laying a few boots to the back of Dane.
Edgebrook :Brooks pulls him to his feet. Brooks just smashed Jackson shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Look at Jamal he is posing. What an arrogant ass.
(Brooks picks up Dane and drops him chest first on the guard rail. He then grabs his legs and puts The Main Event in a boston crab as Dane is screaming)
Edgebrook: Brook is backing up all of his smack talking for the week so far Mike
Timmons: Like you’re surprised Jimmy Jams!
(Brooks throws Dane into the ring and takes his sweet time getting back in. He grabs Jackson by the hair, but Dane counters with two quick jabs to the mid-section, staggering
Brooks. The Main Event throws himself at Jamal, hitting a flying forearm)
Edgebrook: Dane finally having some offense in this match
(Dane picks up Brooks, hitting two quick knee lifts in the chest. He picks up Jamal in a firemen’s carry, directly into a Samoan drop.)
Edgebrook: The main event is getting some steam behind him
(Jackson puts Brooks in a leaning arm bar, Brooks screaming in pain)
Edgebrook: That can’t feel to good
(Dane breaks the hold, laying the boots to Brooks.)
James Edgebrook: This has been an absolute war. Jackson now in control however and he just planted Jamal with a ddt. Jackson is heading to the top rope now.
Mike Timmons: NO! JAMAL BROOKS SPRINGS UP!!
James Edgebrook: Jamal is on the top rope now as well and him and Jackson are exchanging right hands. No Jamal with an eye poke…TOP ROPE BELLY TO BELLY.
THAT HAS GOT TO BE ALL!!
1
2
Kickout
Edgebrook: Not yet!! Dane still has some life in him
(Brooks stays on the offensive, dragging Dane to his feet and drilling him with a heart punch as Dane falls, clutching his chest. Brooks heads to the top rope)
Edgebrook: Brooks is going to FLY!!
Timmons: Stand still Jackson, this could HURT!
(Jamal connects with a leg drop off the top rope! COVER!)
1
2
Thr…..No!!
Edgebrook: THIS close
(Brooks is frustrated yelling at the ref. Dane begins to stir, Brooks quickly ends that by nailing Jackson with a spine buster. Brooks struts around the ring, boos raining in from the stands)
Edgebrook: Dane getting his crazy ass handed to him as Jamal is building even more momentum
(Brooks Irish whips Dane into the ropes, Dane bounces back, ducks the clothesline)
Edgebrook: Dane possibly turning this match around….
(Jamal smacks Dane flush in the face with a superkick)
Timmons: Nope
(Brooks stays on the advantage, dropping an elbow, then two. Dane staggers to his feet then drops Jackson with a piledriver. Jamal brings Dane to his feet, once again sending him into the ropes. Jackson counters with a flying cross body)
Edgebrook: Jamal ducks!! THE REF IS OUT COLD!!
(Brooks picks up Dane, front face lock…)
Edgebrook: STREET DREAMS!! He hit it!!
Timmons: But no referee!
((Brooks is beating Dane senseless. The Impact player
throws his arms in the air as the boos rain down on
him))
E: They hate this guy here in Minnesota…..WHAT THE
HELL??
((‘Kid Ego’ Diesel Warren and Joey Numbers are
sprinting towards the ring))
E: It’s the Hardcore Annihilation! Why are they
here???
T: Stupid Alguard flunky’s
((Ego grabs Brooks and spins him around. Brooks is
surprised as hell, but that is short lived as Diesel
kicks him in the gut and then….))
E: EGO BOOST!!!! He hit his finish!!
T: Crap!
E: Brooks isn’t moving too much.
T: The only impact he is making is becoming an oil
spot on the mat!
((Numbers is looming over Brooks….))
E: Numbers game!!! Jamal is screaming in pain!!!
Timmons: Brooks is out cold
(HA jumps out of the ring as Dane regains his senses. He grabs the legs of Brooks, wraps them around his knee)
Edgebrook: 15 minutes of fame!! His new move!! Jamal isn’t moving
Timmons: Oh sure, NOW the ref comes back
Edgebrook: Hes checking Jamals arm
1
2
3!!
Edgebrook: HES OUT COLD!! DANE WINS!!!
[EGO]:” Tonight, everyone here in the Target center is
the live witness to a revolution. The Annihilator has
moved into full time suit mode, Numbers and I
understand the business aspect of it. But where does
that leave the HA?”
((Grins and throws his arm around The Main Event))
[EGO]:” Stronger than ever!!”
E: WHAT??!!!??
T: Jackson Dane is the newest member of the Hardcore
Annihilation!!
[EGO]:” What Tyrone Alguard and Cyris Raven started,
I’m gonna make stronger. Raven pulled the old switch
aroo with Letner and Alguard was pulling double duty,
the Annihilation was toeing that line of mediocrity. Butwith this new cast and crew we have now”
((Numbers and Dane exchange a handshake as Da Ego tands there beaming as the crowd goes bonkers))
[EGO]:” That line will be so far gone it’ll look a lot like Jamal Brooks, just a spot on the mat miles away from the new and improved Hardcore Annihilation. Numbers, Dane, and Ego, the murders row of the youngblood of the BJWC. Dehart, Andrews, Lloyd and Letner,we are coming to get you, you don’t need to fear the Ego…”
((Dane takes the mic as Ego and Numbers strike a pose))
[DANE]:” Fear the Annihilation!!!
E: What a moment here in Minnesota!! The Golden Boy my now be running the show, but his protégé is taking the ball and running with it!!
T: God I hate that cocky prick….
Nightmare: I've been doing a lot of thaught on my carreer here in the BJWC. I've been wrestling now for over three years in countless different federations. I've been bloodied and beeten, but still I've gone on. Here in the BJWC I was the hardcore champion for a month before loosing it to Brandon Lloyd. I put my body on the line, and was barely able to walk out on my own. But later that night I competed in the ultamite bowl. And my body was damaged even more. And quite frankly, my body can't take much more. I've dislocated my shoulder, broken bones, even gotten a cuncussion. But I;ve always kepty fighting. And now, I can't fight much more. I just can't take being beeten like this. So I have decided, after a lot of thought...
Nightmare pauses for a second.
Nightmare: ...That I'm going to stop being beeten. That I'm going to step up my game and start destroying my competition. I'm not going to give up. Hell no. I'm going to step up. And after I win the hardcore title back, I'm going to go straight to the TOP! First Brandon Lloyd and then Dan Dehart. So boys, better start polishing up those title belts because soon, your worst nightmares will become realities!
E: Time for the triple threat match to name the #1 contender for the Hardcore title, which will be decided by the Calavira/Warren match later in the card.
T: Warren sucks, Go Dante!!
E: Anyway, Floyd and Nightmare are already in the ring, we just waiting on the arrival of Super Six Trek
The lights turn out as the BJWC arena is now a pitch black...]
Timmons: The lights are out!
Edgebrook: It's time for the man who claims he is the greatest wrestler to ever walk to come out!
[Suddenly a shear of light hits the ramp as mist of smoke comes about in the entrance way...]
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure, of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Timmons: It's the shit gobblin himself! Triple Six Trek!
Edgebrook: And he is coming out with the precious Diamonds, his personal trainer.
[Trek is wearing a black pair of tights and boots. He is wearing his new t-shirt that just came out, "The $10,000 Move" that helps support the kids down at the ICU for burned victims. Diamonds is wearing a silver top with silver wrestling tights that have the diamond cut outs go up and down the sides of her pants...]
Timmons: I am going with a slobber knocker here tonight!
[Chorus:]
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart, right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
An' every second I waste is more than I can take
[Finally the eight time world champion appears through the mist. For so many years the fans have screamed and yelled for him. Most of them still do even know he is a heel. As the crowd erupts, Trek begins to walk down the aisle with his vengeance attitude...]
[Chorus:]
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me
With someone disappointed in you
[As Trek approaches the ring he stops and awaits at ringside to kneel down and pray as Diamonds stands behind him...]
Timmons: When your a God, why worry about praying!?
Edgebrook: What an entrance! This is amazing.
Timmons: Let's get this match going, I can't wait to see it!
[Chorus:]
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
I've
Become so numb
I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
I've become so numb
I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
[Trek then stands up and leaps onto the apron snagging the ropes quickly as flames burst from the ring post and the lights come on...]
Timmons: That was amazing! Do it again!
Edgebrook: I highly doubt he wants to do that again for you.
(Doesn’t take Trek long as if he starts the match by hitting a flying lariat that just about takes Floyds head off. Nightmare picks Floyd up and drops him with a DDT)
Edgebrook: Looks like some Lost Soul teamwork going on early in this match
((Nightmare whips Floyd into the ropes, leap frogs him and Floyd runs right into the waiting powerslam of Triple Six. Trek stands up and drops an elbow across the throat of Floyd)
Edgebrook: It’s been all Trek and Nightmare so far in this match T-Bone
Timmons: Did you just call me T-Bone??
(The team work doesn’t last long as Nightmare spins Trek around, hitting a right hand, then another. Trek is stunned, but is thrust to the mat with a short arm clothesline.)
Edgebrook: The former hardcore champ Nightmare is showing that he won’t be denied to get that title of his back!
Timmons: He was a fluke!
[Trek is backed up in the corner. Nightmare tries to whip him to the other corner but it is reversed as Nightmare hits the turnbuckle. Trek goes running and does a splash into him. Nightmare staggers out as Trek grabs a hold of his head and hops up on the mid turnbuckle. Trek then leaps off and does a hurricanrana. He then pulls him up by the hair and pulls him to the ropes and attempts to toss him over the top...]
Edgebrook: Tony Floyd finally making an appearance in this match
Timmons: The Jekyll and Hyde of the BJWC
(Floyd breaks it up, drilling a forearm into the back of Trek. Floyd grabs Trek and hits a stalling vertical suplex. Nightmare is finally on his feet, not for long as Floyd hits him with a knee lift to the stomach)
Edgebrook: No one has really taken a big advantage in this match
Timmons: Don’t worry, Trek will choke it away soon!
Edgebrook: Floyd is starting to pull away here
[Floyd nails Trek with a right. Trek drops down as Floyd tries for a power bomb. In mid air Trek wiggles out and lands on his feet. Right when he lands he brings his knee up and guts Floyd in the mid section. He sets him up on his shoulders and then BANGGGGGGGGGG!. Trek just nailed the Instant Replay...]
Edgebrook: HE HIT IT!!! It’s over!!!
Timmons: Cha-Ching baby!!!
1
2
Thr…..NO!
(Nightmare breaks up with a double axe handle to Trek. The two stable members start throwing haymakers as Nightmare gets the advantage, puts Treks head between his legs and jumps)
Edgebrook: Piledriver, jamming Triple’s spinal cord together, never a fun feeling. Nightmare is gaining some steam here
(Nightmare his a leg drop on Floyd, who hasn’t moved too much. He then drops to his knees and begins pummeling Floyds face, busting him open. Trek has Nightmare by the hair and slams his face into the turnbuckle. He does it four times before quitting. Nightmare breaks out into blood as he is staggering around now. Trek pushes him into a corner as he begins whaling away on his face as the blood splatters into the air...]
Edgebrook: Business is going to pick up for the Red Cross here in the Gopher state!
Timmons: During this losing streak, Trek couldn’t beat a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!!
Edgebrook: What is Trek doing?? He is taking the turnbuckle cover off!
Timmons: Health insurance companies LOVE the BJWC
((Trek picks up Floyd, launching him into the exposed steel. Trek spins him, so Floyd is facing the turn buckle, smacking two forearms into the small of Tony’s back. He then steps back and puts his arms in the air as he is bombarded with boos)
Edgebrook: Nightmare is up, sneaking behind Trek.
Timmons: If anyone liked Trek they would be worried about this
(Nightmare dropkicks the back of Treks head, smacking him into Floyd, who then smashes his head into the exposed turnbuckle!)
Edgebrook: Darkest dreams!! He hit his move
(Floyd is on the ground, he isn’t moving. Trek is stumbling around, but Nightmare hits him with a running bulldog. He attempts to pin Trek, rather than Floyd)
1
2
Kickout
Edgebrook: Nightmare made a BIG mistake there, he should of finished Floyd
Timmons: If he stopped driving so fast in cars and trained some more he wouldn’t have this problem
(Trek whips Nightmare into the ropes as he comes back and ducks a clothesline. He flys into the next set of ropes and comes flying back off of them with a attempt to do a cross body landing on Trek but Trek set up for a superkick and connects right to the face of Nightmare. As Nightmare lands on the mat hard Trek goes sailing back from the impact as well...]
Edgebrook: Good GOD!! What a sequence there!
Timmons: Trek will blow it
(Floyd has finally risen to his feet, Trek sees this and goes to greet him. Trek kicks Floyd in the gut. Floyd staggers back a bit as he falls against the ropes. Trek moves closer to him as Floyd low blows him making Trek hold his groin. Suddenly Nightmare comes at him from behind with a big swing making him spit up some spit from his mouth. Trek and Nightmare then work as a team pounding on his head. They then stand him up and whirl him into the ropes as Floyd comes back to meet up with Nightmare who tosses him up into the air as Trek catches him with his face on his shoulder for a stunner...]
Edgebrook: Floyd has been NOTHING more than a speed bag in this match as Trek and Nightmare work him over!
(Once again the team work is short lived as Trek whips Nightmare into the ropes. Nightmare is charging at Trek, who drops his shoulders and…)
Edgebrook: WHAT A BACK BODY DROP!! Trek flipped Nightmare over the ropes AND ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!
Timmons: Holy crap! Nightmare isn’t moving!!
(As Nightmare lays prone on the floor, blood coming from his ears, Trek picks up Floyd, pulls him into a firemen’s carry….)
BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!
Edgebrook: INSTANT REPLAY!!! Another 10 grand outa the bank!!
Timmons: Goodnight Irene
v
1
2
v
3!!!!
Edgebrook: Trek wins!!! Trek Wins!! He is the NEW number one contender for the hardcore title!
Timmons(Stunned): Trek…..won??
Edgebrook: Trek has done it! But he doesn't seem to be done.
Timmons: He is calling for The Instant Replay on Floyd!
[Trek pulls Tony Floyd up by the hair and hoists him up onto his shoulders. With a swing around...]
Edgebrook: AND BAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Timmons: THE INSTANT REPLAY! OH MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING!
Edgebrook: Triple Six Trek is a man not to be denied!! I wouldn’t want to hold that hardcore title next week!
Jay Morano is already in the ring awaiting the arival of Joey Numbers.
The lights go out.
Timmons: And now it is time for the advancement match for the chance to represent the BJWC for the NeWA title!
Edgebrook: That's right...whoever wins takes the opportunity and the MS title!
Fireworks go off and Headstrong blares on the PA system. Joey Numbers emerges from the backstage area. He walks down the ramp, giving the fans high fives along his way.
Timmons: What a fan favorite!
Edgebrook: He sure is...but that isn't going to help him win the match tonight. He needs to capitolize on mistakes and do what he can to win!
Jay and Joey tie up. Jay gets a headlock on Numbers, but Numbers whips him into the ropes. Jay comes back and attempts to dropkick Numbers, but Numbers moves out of the way and Jay lands on his back. Numbers begins to stomp on the back of Jay's right leg.
Timmons: Good job by Joey Numbers. He's wearing down Jay's leg for that ankel lock.
Edgebrook: It is a smart move Mike.
Numbers grabs Jay's leg and twists it in a standing leg lock. Jay fights to his feet only to have Numbers hit a dragon screw. Numbers keeps Jay's leg locked and pulls him to his fett. Jay swings his other leg around looking for an enzigouri, but Numbers ducks and flips foreward onto Jay covering him.
1...
2...
Kickout
Edgebrook: Numbers almost gets the early win there.
Numbers pulls Jay to his feet and whips him into a turnbuckle. Numbers grabs Jay's right leg and puts it between the top and middle ropes. Numbers picks Jay up and throws him over the top rope twisting his foot in the ropes.
Timmons: What a move by Numbers using the ropes to his advantage.
Jay hangs on the outside of the ring as Numbers bounces off the far ropes. Numbers comes back and slides under the bottom rope with a dropkick to the face of Jay. Jay's foot shoots itself out of the ropes and Jay slams into the ring barrier. Numbers drags Jay over to the steel steps and slams Jay's leg into them. Numbers grabs Jay's leg and slides into the ring with it, keeping Jay on the outside. Numbers slides out of the ring on the other side of the turnbuckle twisting Jay;s leg around it. Jay is Tapping! But he's outside the ring.
Timmons: It's over! Jay just tapped out!
Edgebrook: No Mike! Jay's outside the ring. This won't count as a fall!
Numbers releases the hold and slides Jay into the ring. Numbers applies an ankle lock on Jay. Jay slowly crawls to the ropes and then slides under them clotheslining Numbers on the bottom rope. Jay jumps up from the outside the ring and fropkicks Numbers in the face between the bottom and middle ropes.
Edgebrook: Jay just jumped a good five feet up to dropkick Numbers!
Jay climbs to the apron and hits a sunset flip on Numbers
1...
v
2...
Kickout
Timmons: Numbers kicked out!
Edgebrook: He didn't really kickout Mike. He just got his shoulder up!
Jay runs and bounces off the far ropes. He comes back and leapfrogs Numbers. Jay stops running and hits a reverse dropkick sending Numbers stumbling into the ropes face first. Jay bounces off the far ropes again and bulldogs Numbers's throat into the top rope. Jay lands on his feet outside the ring. He climbs to the apron and dives through the ropes hitting a spear on Numbers. Jay lands on Numbers and covers him. jay puts his feet on the ropes, but the referee doesn't see it.
1...
2...
3!!!
Edgebrook: He did it! Jay wins! We have a new Minnesota state champion!
Timmons: His feet were on the ropes! He cheated!
Edgebrook: As you always say Mike, it's only cherating if you get caught!
Suddenly Number gets up and runs at Jay knocking him down with a clothesline. Numbers continues to stomp om Jay. Suddenly Jay's voice over man runs out of the crowd and takes down Numbers! The v/o man continues to pound Numbers. He helps Jay to his lockerroom.
Edgebrook: This next one should be awesome! Kid Ego against the
Hardcore
Pizan for the Hardcore Title and a spot in the Championship spot
finals.
Huge...
Timmons: You got that right, I think Dan....what the???
[ David Dunn comes
out of
the back wearing a referee's shirt.]
Edgebrook: Great, just great. Dunn refereeing this match. I bet he's
going to be VERY fair.
Timmons: You got that right! And...uh...I'll change my pick for this
match
to Kid Ego.
[Dunn walks down to the ring, showered with boos. He grabs a mic and
heads
into the ring.]
Dunn: SHUT THE F[BEEP]K UP! YEAH YOU HEARD ME! SHUT IT!
[Crowd boos him loudly.]
Dunn: I'm the referee here and here are the rules.
Edgebrook: This is a Hardcore Match, there are NO rules.
Dunn: There's only one rule, no one touches me. You hear me Ego? You
hear
me Pizza Boy? NO ONE TOUCHES ME! If you do, the match is over, and
YOU
LOSE. It's that easy.
[A couple of fans throw some garbage into the ring.]
Dunn: I'll tell you another thing, no one is safe with me back. Not
Dehart, not Joey Numbers, not Dante Cal...
[Cue up: "It's Over" by Run DMC]
[Opera music starts and white pyros fizzle down from the rafters onto
the
ramp.]
[Jermaine Dupri]
Uh huh
ah hah
ah hah
See when y'all heard that
All I'm doin is laughin' at all y'all niggers that been frontin'
On my man's in there man, these niggers started this shit man
[Green pyros fire up from underneath the stage and Dante walks out onto
the
ramp, wearing his NWA Tag Title, carrying his Hardcore Title, dress
pants, a
sport coat, and his DI T-shirt.]
[Run]
When I come to the show that I rock
And the flow that I drop
Y'all know Run kills the mic
Can't forget about the olds that I got
And the rolls in the spot
Ya'll know I'm still the right
How ya gonna take an old song been around so long
So so def the name is tight
Done went from a DJ to an MC to the REV like overnight
Everybody lookin' players get shook when
Rev Run walk up in the spot
Even though the crooks that
Be livin' up out in Brooklyn
Just can't help but point and laugh
Everywhere I go now
People say "oh wow"
Cause they know how I get
It don't matter if it's motown
All the way to your town
You can't slow down my game
[Dante's walking down to the ring slowly, clearly taking his time,
letting
the fans go nuts and he's playing it up to them, showing off his
titles.
Also, as you can tell by now, he has his White Aluminum bat with him.]
[Jermaine Dupri]
Can't slow it down man
Think about this
From 1983 to 2000, its 2001
And these niggas are still on the run
Y'all niggas just crazy
Ya'll out here tryin' to front
Like y'all niggas went and bought a pair of shell toes
The f*ck is wrong with y'all
[Dante gets down to the ring and circles it. He hands the NWA Tag
Title to
the time keeper and tosses the Hardcore Title and baseball bat on the
ground. He circles the ring, setting up tables. Then he grabs a few
chairs
and throws them around at ringside.]
[Run]
People wanna hear Rev Run say
Cuz I got dough that I must be a type of fraud
But you know that the thing that's funny
This garden ain't money, how rich is the lawn
Went and got JD , made me crazy play me up in the club
Got a brand new mercedes for my lady
Bustin me I'm older
To a Bentley and all that come out the garage
On the side of a grand prestigious home
Y'all ask if I'm blessed,
By God player what you thought, what Rev do you see on
Gotta make these dollars, comin outta Hollis
Got my collar on two, I got the rhyme on the beat
and the vibe in the street and now the rest is on you.
[Dante's music ends and he stands outside of the ring, now holding a
mic,
staring at David Dunn.]
Dante: Yo!
[Crowd pop!]
Dante: Yo, I'm back. I got Gold and I'm ready to pay off some
contracts.
Yeah, some hits.
[Dunn's in the ring, staring back down at him.]
Dunn: Shut up! No one interrupts me. Like I was saying...
[Dante smiles and looks back at Dunn.]
Dante: You weren't sayin' nothin' Dunn. Just shut your freakin' trap
and
pretend you're a referee. Referee's don't talk. So be a good little
employee and go stand over there.
Dunn: No way, a[BEEP]hole. I'm tired of you, always have been. You
think
you're so great, walking around with a couple of titles. You're just
another bitch that hasn't been beaten down by me. And trust me, that's
about to happen.
Dante: Oh yeah, you wanna make it happen?
Dunn: Bring it...
[Dante drops his mic and slides into the ring, with the Hardcore Title
in
his hands. He drops the title and charges Dunn, like he's going to hit
him,
and Dunn doesn't budge.]
Dunn: WHOA NOW! Don't f[BEEP]king hit me! I'll end this match before
it
starts. I'M the referee here. You do as I...
[Dante reaches over and rips the mic from Dunn's hands, without
touching
him.]
Dante: I'm not doing ANYTHING you say. After I get done with Ego, you
better get the hell outta here. Because no one's safe after the damn
bell
rings. And you know what?
[Dunn says what, but he no longer has a mic, so we can't hear him.]
Dante: You can FORGET ABOUT IT!
[HUGE POP FOR DANTE!]
##I like your pants around you feet##
Edgebrook: Here comes the Ego!!!
Timmons: God I hate this f[BEEP]g song!!
##I like the dirt thats on your knees##
(('The Future of Pro Wrestling' 'Kid Ego' Diesel Warren bursts through
the
curtain, the fans scream and cheer their heads off))
##And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me
you're like my favourite damn
disease##
((The Future is decked out in black tights with 'Da Kid' in gold print
down
the sides and 'EGO' across the butt in neon green tights. His shinny
black
boots have 'KEDW' down the sides in gold. He slaps hands with as many
fans
as he can, but never taking his eyes off Dante))
Edgebrook: Finally the time has come for Da Ego to get his hands on the
DI,
after all the cheap shots and beatdowns.
Timmons: Hes biting off more than he can chew, Dante is the hardcore
champ!!
[Dante turns to face Ego, as Dunn picks up the Hardcore Title.]
Edgebrook: Ego slides into the ring and exchanges some words with
Calavria,
I'm sure nothing pleasant was said there. It's no secret that Da Kid
hates
Da Pizan!
Timmons: Hey, why does Dunn still have the Hardcore Title there?
Edgebrook: Dunn calls for the opening bell.
[Ding-ding-ding......]
Edgebrook: Dante is still yelling at Ego. Ego talks some trash back.
And
Dante SPITS at Ego. Da Kid is pissed!
Timmons: Here we go!
Edgebrook: Ego runs at Dante, HUGE forearm smash, sending the Pizan to
the
mat. Dante gets up fast, DROPKICK BY EGO! Dante up quick again,
ANOTHER
DROPKICK!
Timmons: This kid is HOT!
Edgebrook: Dante up to his feet again, Ego charges and tries for a
clothesline, Dante ducks under.
Timmons: Dunn still has that Hardcore Belt.
Edgebrook: Ego comes off the ropes Dante ducks down for a
backdrop...kick
to the face by Ego, that snaps Dante's head back. Knee to the gut by
Ego...he grabs Dante...RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP. Dante is down again!
Timmons: Ego is ON FIRE!
Edgebrook: Ego is calling Dante up to his feet! Dante gets up...EGO
TRIP?
NO!!! Dante ducks under!
[Dunn charges at Dante from behind.]
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Edgebrook: DAVID DUNN JUST HIT DANTE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE
HARDCORE TITLE! DANTE IS DOWN AND OUT!
Timmons: Why isn't Ego covering? Is he stupid?
Edgebrook: Ego finally makes the cover.... 1....
2.....
3.....NO! DANTE GETS A SHOULDER UP! THAT WAS A QUICK COUNT!
Timmons: It was a very fair count.
Edgebrook: These fans are really behind Kid Ego. They wanted him to
pull
the upset over the Pizan.
Timmons: I want him to pull the upset over the Pizan.
Edgebrook: Ego pulls Dante to his feet by the hair. Diesel grabs
Dante in
a front face lock, kicks his
leg in the air and plants Dante with a vicious DDT. Ego may have put
his
head through the mat with that DDT. OH BOY! He's heading upstairs!!
T: Fall,Fall,FALL!!
[Ego leaps amongst a sea of flashbulbs]
Edgebrook: HUGE ELBOW DROP ON DANTE! Dante is gasping for breath!
[Ego pops up to his feet to celebrate. Dunn drops down, ready to count
already, screaming at Dante as he lay on the mat.]
Timmons: COVER HIM! DUNN IS ALREADY WAITING FOR YOU ON THE MAT!
Edgebrook: Dante's rolling out of the ring! Smart move by the
veteran.
You can't get pinned if you roll away from the possible cover. Dunn
follows
Dante to the outside, where he's laying, as he tells Ego to get out
there to
cover him.
Timmons: Yeah Ego! Get out there! Dunn's a vet, he knows what's up!
Edgebrook: Ego is heading UPSTAIRS AGAIN!
Timmons: NO WAY!
Edgebrook: This is going to be some sort of suicide dive!
Timmons: OH CRAP!
[Dante reaches over under the nearest table that he surrounded the ring
with
and grabs his bat. Ego can't see it.]
Edgebrook: OH NO! DANTE HAS HIT BAT! HERE COMES EGO's SUICIDE
SPLASH!
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Edgebrook: EGO LANDED RIGHT ON THE BAT THAT DANTE HELD UP! HE'S
HURTING!
Timmons: Both guys look like they're dead.
Edgebrook: Dante is slowing trying to get up to his feet, ball bat
still in
his hands.
Timmons: Look at Dunn!
Edgebrook: Dunn is pulling that bat out of Dante's hands, telling him
not
to touch him!
Timmons: Yeah DUNN!
Edgebrook: Dante lets go and runs over to Kid Ego, as he's getting up
from
that VISCIOUS bat shot.
Timmons: Ego is a real man, he gets up from the big shots.
Edgebrook: Dante grabs ego by the arm, pulls him back, Irish
wip...RIGHT
INTO THE RING POST! Ego is down! What's Dante going for now?
Timmons: A chair, Dante is so unimaginative....
Edgebrook: Dante just tossed a chair into the ring.
Timmons: God, who needs a chair to win?
Edgebrook: This is a HARDCORE MATCH Mike.
Timmons: Weak.
Edgebrook: Dante picks Ego up from the floor, and pushes him into the
ring.
Dante slides in next, keeping an eye on David Dunn across the ring.
Dante
makes the cover...
Timmons: Attaboy Dunn!
Edgebrook: NO COUNT! DANTE'S PISSED!
Timmons: Quit crying Pizan. Fight.
Edgebrook: Dante picks Ego up off of the floor again and picks up the
chair, he irish wips Ego into the ropes, Ego comes off...SMACK! Dante
NAILED him with the chair! EGO is busted WIDE open!
Timmons: Wow! Dante's not going for the cover....
Edgebrook: Dunn won't count, so what's it matter? Dante's standing
over
Warren with the chair. He pulls back and...
Timmons: DUNN TAKES THE CHAIR!
Edgebrook: Dante is really pissed off! Dunn threw the chair out of
the
ring!
Timmons: Dunn knows that Ego can win this match if they fight it
straight
up!
Edgebrook: Dante is up in Dunn's face, screaming at him. He's super
pissed
off. Who wouldn't be? Dunn is trying to cheat him out of this match!
Timmonds: Bah...
Edgebrook: This break allows Ego to get back up to his feet. He jumps
out
of the ring, reaches underneath, and pulls out a CROWBAR!
Timmons: Time for some REVENGE!
Edgebrook: Dante is still yelling at Dunn, while Ego comes back into
the
ring. Ego walks right up to Dante, taps him on the shoulder...BAM!
SLAMMED
DANTE RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE CROWBAR! OH MY! DANTE IS DOWN!
Timmons: COVER HIM!
Edgebrook: EGO WITH THE COVER! 1...
2...
3... NO! Dante got a shoulder up! Another quick count from Dunn!
Edgebrook: Dante is using the ropes to get up, as Diesel waits on him.
Dante picks himself up in the corner, but here comes Diesel! He's
running
at Dante! STINGER SPLASH IN THE CORNER! It sends Dante staggering
toward
the middle of the ring.
Timmons: Oh yeah, here we go!
Edgebrook: Diesel jumps up onto the second turnbuckle, as Dante turns
toward him, still staggering. DROPKICK FROM THE SECOND ROPE! Dante
hits
hard, but still has some life as he crawls toward the far ropes. THIS
CROWD
IS GOING NUTS!
Timmons: They should be! You're seeing DA FUTURE in DA KID!
Edgebrook: Dante picks himself up... Diesel is a house of fire here!!
Hes
wanted to get his hands on Dante since he first appeared in a Mask. Ego
is
pummeling the Pizan with rock hard rights and lefts. He picks up the
staggering Dante and quickly plants Calavira with a jumping piledriver.
Ego
is playing to the crowd! They LOVE this guy!! What a SHOW of strength!
Timmons: That makes one of us, if the crowd is behind him this much, I
don't
like him anymore.
Edgebrook: I don't think he likes you either. Ego is going for
ANOTHER
cover...
1...
2...
3...NO!!!! Dante gets his shoulder up again! EGO CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
NEITHER
CAN DUNN!
Timmons: Count quicker Dunn! That one was too fair!
Edgebrook: It was still quick, but not as bad as the last one.
Timmons: I thought this was a Hardcore Match, I want some HARDCORE
action.
Edgebrook: Warren is already bleeding from the head a bit. What more
do
you want?
Timmons: MORE BLOOD!
Edgebrook: Warren gets up in the face of Dunn, telling him to count
quicker
and give him the match. Dunn pushes Diesel back, telling him not to
mess
with him.
Timmons: Don't mess with the best!
Edgebrook: Diesel grabs Dante by the arm as he gets up to his feet,
irish
wip on Dante, NO REVERSED! Ego into the ropes, he comes off back
toward
Dante, Dante picks him up in the air over his head...OH MY GOD! DANTE
JUST
TOSSED EGO OVER THE TOP ROPE THROUGH ONE OF THE TABLES!
Timmons: Are you kidding me?
Edgebrook: Dante falls back down to the mat. Ego is down underneath
what
USED TO BE A TABLE!
Timmons: Dunn doesn't even know what to do!
Edgebrook: Dante is slowly getting up and he's walking back over
toward the
side of the ring where his bat is laying. Ego is moving again, that's
a
plus. Dunn is still standing in the middle of the ring, shocked. I
think
he thought Dante was DONE.
Timmons: I thought he was done!
Edgebrook: Dante's heading back over to Ego with the bat. Ego has had
plenty of time to catch his breath and get up. His hands are on his
knees.
Here comes Dante.
Timmons: This Ego kid is tough.
Edgebrook: Dante's standing right behind Diesel Warren. Ego turns,
Dante
hits him in the stomach with the bat, doubling Warren over. Dante
cracks
him in the back with the bat. Ego's down. Dante grabs him by the
hair,
pulling him OVER HERE!
Timmons: Don't break our table...PLEASE!
Edgebrook: Dante pushes Ego up onto our ANNOUNCING TABLE...he pulls
the
nearest free table close...one of the ones he set up earlier.
Timmons: This looks bad.
Edgebrook: Dante stands on OUR announce table and stares out at the
crowd
as he picks up Warren. He picks him up...points out at the crowd.
Timmons: NO WAY!
Edgebrook: YES! IT'S GONNA BE THE HIT!
Timmons: NO!!!
Edgebrook: DANTE PICKS WARREN UP...FALLS BACK!!! THE HIT OFF OF OUR
ANNOUNCE TABLE ONTO THE FREE TABLE!
Timmons: OH DEAR GOD!
Edgebrook: Wow! DANTE WITH THE COVER ON THE OUTSIDE!
Timmons: And NO count from Dunn!
Edgebrook: UNBELIEVABLE!
Timmons: Yeah Dunn!
Edgebrook: Dante is really pissed off... Dante picks Da Ego up,
pushing
him back into the ring. Dante grabs a chair and slides it into the
middle
of the ring. He grabs Ego and puts him on the top rope...
Timmons: Two more tables standing on the outside. Two of the SMASHED.
They're in the corner near both of them! Can you say CARNAGE?
Edgebrook: Dante has Ego up on the top as Dante climbs, looks like
he's
going to SUPERPLEX him onto the char!
Timmons: That'll KILL HIM!
Edgebrook: That's why they call him the HARDCORE PIZAN.
Timmons: Yeah, whatever.
Edgebrook: Dante picks up Ego...NO...BLOCKED... They're BOTH STANDING
UP
ON THE TOP ROPE! Ego PUSHES DANTE, BUT DANTE HOLDS ON!!! THEY'RE
FALLING
TO THE OUTSIDE...
CRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Timmons: HOLY SH[BEEP]T!!!!
Edgebrook: THROUGH THE TABLE! THEY BOTH WENT THROUGH THE TABLE!
[Crowd starts to chant: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!]
Edgebrook- what is this? Shane Andrews is running out! Everyone is a mess!
Timmons- What does he have to say?
Andrews- What the hell has happened here? This is the last time Dunn, learn to keep some control around here, Holy shit, gets some medics out here. Dunn you better head over to Alguard Office, he is pissed back there.
Edgebrook- What is going on?
Andrews- Well anyways, i am calling this match off right here right now, And the Winner of this match by default is Dante!
**The crowd starts to cheer and boo, very mixed reaction**
Timmons- DI looking out for each other.
Edgebrook- What a piece of crap! how unfair, oh wait, here comes Alguard!
T.A.- Hold on a second there Mr. VP, we just dont end matches that way.
Andrews- Well i do, Dante is the winner!
T.A.- Over my dead body!He didnt pin Ego!
Andrews- Than what are you going to do? You going to cheat and give the match to Ego? I know how you work.
T.A.- No, this is match is a no contest, and next week, we are going to have a triple threat match, Dante vs Kid Ego vs David Dunn. With special guest referres, Shane Andrews, and Tyrone Alguard!
**The crowd starts to cheer**
Edgebrook- Look at Shanes face! The power struggle has begun!
T.A.- Oh yea and one more thing, this upcoming match, with Lloyd vs Letner, is now the Number 1 contendership match, for the BJWC not DIWC Heavyweight title at Goldfest!
Timmons- A couple of huge moves by the new Prez, the jackass...
Edgebrook: This is the hardest of the hardcore!
Edgebrook: It is time for our main event of the evening. Robert Letner versus Brandon
Lloyd.
Timmons: Letner is coming off of a huge victory by getting the Wrestle bowl ring, where
Lloyd just lost his Hardcore title.
Edgebrook: Letner might be favored, but I think Lloyd is coming into this match with a
huge chip on his shoulder and cruel intentions.
Timmons: And what role will the special guest referee Dan Dehart play?
Edgebrook: We will soon find out. Both men are in the ring and it is time to get this one
rolling.
T: It looks like we have a special guest announcer joining us for this match.
[Malice grabs a headset, setting his bottle of whiskey down, and joins the crack
announcing duo.]
Malice: Hello gentleman. I thought I would get a front row seat for this one.
Malice: I wanted to make sure that sob Dehart doesn’t ‘ t try to screw my boy out there
also.
M: The last time we crossed paths, I was throwing him off of a balcony. But yes James,
our paths have crossed quite a few times.
[Letner with a low blow to change the tide. Dehart laughs as Lloyd’s eyes roll into the
back of his head as he collapses into the fetal position.]
M: Well gentlemen, I think I’ve already seen enough, it’s time to cross paths with Dehart
again.
[Malice sets down his mic and creeps his way around the ring with his bottle of Jack
Daniels in hand.]
[Letner has applied a figure four. Lloyd screams out in agony. Dehart asks him if he
wants to quit. Malice is in the ring! He shatters his bottle of Jack Daniels over the head
of Dan Dehart. Dehart collapses limply to the mat. Before Letner can break the hold,
Malice lands a devastating knee right into his face, shattering his nose.]
E: Looks like Malice might be a little upset over not being the president any more.
T: I think we are finding out what kind of business Reckless Endangerment was talking
about taking care of earlier tonight.
[Malice has Dehart in the fireman’s carry position, and Lloyd has Letner in same position.
DOUBLE HANGOVER!!!]
[Shane Andrews has entered the ring. He catches Malice with a clothesline from behind
then Andrews and Lloyd began to trade blows.]
T: I think we can say our special guest referee has lost control of this match.
[Sidewalk slam by Andrews. JACKSON DANE is in the ring and gets the jump on
Andrews who was just getting things sorted out in his favor. Dane’s attack is short lived
as DAUNTE CALAVRIA enters to even the odds. Dante is hurled over the top rope as
Andrews and Calavria turn there attack on Malice. But what is this? KID EGO DIESEL
WARREN is in the ring now.]
E: What business could Ego possibly have in this mess.
T: Ego is still a little torqued about the Axis of Evil tyrade I believe.
[Ego taking it to the Destruction Inc. members until TRIPLE “666” TREK enters the ring
with a chair and starts cleaning house on anyone standing.]
E: I’m lost, tell me why Trek involved himself.
T: I think this is just for attention. Or he just didn’t want to miss out on another
opportunity to fight tonight.
[JOEY NUMBERS ends Trek’s assault with a chair shot of his own. But he doesn’t
notice Brandon Lloyd standing behind him. As he turns, Lloyd grabs him by the throat
and choke slams numbers right on top of his own chair. Dane is back in the ring attacking
Andrews, but Lloyd ends his attack with a pump handle slam.]
E: This is mayhem. Who is on who’s side here?
[Lloyd and Malice decide to start clearing the ring as they both press Letner over their
heads and toss him to the outside. But when they turn around they find out the hard way
that JAY MORENO has entered the ring as he double clotheslines them over the top rope
right on top of Letner.]
T: Well, not yet, but look at the entrance ramp.
[ TONY FLOYD, PSYCHOMANIA, NIGHTMARE, JAMAL BROOKS, and SHAWN
KEARNS all race to ring and start feasting on the carnage like a pack of wolves.]
E: Dehart is still out. Someone has to do something.
T: Well James. Someone is doing something. In fact everyone is doing something. Just
sit back and enjoy the action.
[Suddenly Edgebrook and Timmons both simultaneously get smashed by chairs from
behind. It’s JACK TRADES and JEPH PHILLUPS!]
[Dante has Psychomania pressed over his head and hurls him over the top rope.
Psychomania smashes into the Spanish announce table.
Jack Trades: It was about time someone destroyed that announce table.
Jeph Phillups: I can’t believe it lasted this long.
Jack Trades: Sorry for the brief pause in the announcing ladies and gentlemen.
Jeph Phillups: Yes, there was a promotion issue that had to take place. But we are back
to business as usual, with new improved BJWC announcing for your entertainment.
Jack Trades: Apparently PACO DELGADO was one of the Spanish announcers. And he
is pissed. I guess his announce booth was destroyed just one to many times for his
liking.
[Paco Delgado is in the ring and is attacking Dante Calavria. Calavria backs up to avoid
the attack and trips and falls over the still unconscious Dehart. Trek grabs Delgado by the
tie and Irish whips him into a stiff clothesline by Nightmare.]
[Jamal Brooks and the Jayster simultaneously irish whip Andrews and Jackson Dane into
each other. Floyd is on the top rope and nails a high cross body on kid ego. Shawn
Kearns leaps from the other turnbuckle performing a brutal bulldog to one Joey
Numbers.]
Trades: People bouncing off every rope, leaping from every turnbuckle. You gotta love
this.
Phillups: Indeed Jack. But I think this might be Dan Deharts very last stint as a referee.
You can’t lose more control of a match then this.
Trades: Look Jeph! TYRONE ALGUARD is finally making his way to the ring.
Phillups: I thought we were missing someone.
[Alguard pulls Andrews from the ring and a very heated conversation takes place. But
after a few moments the two appear to agree with each other. Alguard calls Numbers and
Ego out of the ring and Andrews does the same with Calavria. The five men have a quick
discussion then disperse as one force.]
Trades: It appears that Alguard has created a little riot control force.
[ The five men work as a team and clear the unorganized chaos from the ring until only the
unconscious Dan Dehart remains. They exit the ring and toss the unconscious Robert
Letner and Brandon Lloyd back into the ring as they start herding the brawling mass
towards the backstage area.]
[Suddenly Trades and Phillups receive chair shots from behind and crumple from their
seats. It’s Edgebrook and Timmons.]
Edgebrook: Nice shot Mike.
Timmons: Ditto James.
Edgebrook: Well it appears everything is back to normal. We have our original
announcers and the only people left in the ring are the three that are supposed to be
there.
Timmons: The only problem is that they are all unconscious at the moment.
Edgebrook: Hold on a second Mike.
Timmons: Malice was under the ring and went unnoticed by the corporate union of
Hardcore Annihilation and D.I.’s crowd control force.
[Malice crawls into the ring. He has the unconscious Robert Letner up in the fireman’s
carry position again. HANGOVER!!!]
[Malice pulls Lloyd over on top of Letner and then starts trying to revive Dehart. It takes
a minute, but after a lot of shaking face slapping, Dehart comes to and Malice rushes over
and rejoins the announce team. He takes a look around confused. Blood is everywhere
from people getting slammed on the broken shards of the whiskey bottle and about fifty
chair shots being divide out to the entire roster. The Spanish announce table is destroyed,
Trades and Phillups lay in heap in front of the announcing table. Finally he sees the pin.
Wanting to get to the back for some aspirin seems to be his main concern rather then any
other ideas he might have had. Dan makes the count.
1..........
Malice: How the hell did that happen?
Edgebrook: Somehow, Letner is conscious and he is getting up.
Timmons: Lloyd is stirring also. For the first time in a long time everyone is conscious in
this match.
Edgebrook: Doesn't look good for Lloyd! Letner with a clothesli..
Edgebrook: Letner just clotheslined Dehart to hell! Dehart's down! Lloyd off the ropes!
Malice: What is with Trades and Phillups? Did someone attack them also?
[Lloyd looks at Letner and Dan laying motionless in the ring. He stands up and looks
around to the crowd as he points to the long chain he brought to the ring with him on the
outside floor.]
Malice: Birds of a feather, gentlemen. Birds of a feather.
[Brandon slides under the ropes and grabs the chain off the floor. Letner begins to stir as
Brandon starts to wrap the chain around his hand.]
Edgebrook: Letner is busted WIDE open!!!! Brandon just leveled Letner with that chain!!
[Brandon looks down at the bloodied Letner and smiles with a sadistic, evil grin. Brandon
slowly walks over to Dan and helps him to his feet. Brandon asks Dan if he’s ok, Dan nods.
Brandon turns and picks Letner up, holding him by his throat, Brandon then picks Letner
up on his shoulders as his eye widen with an insane smile.]
Edgebrook: Inverted Spike DVD!! Lloyd just drove Letners head straight to hell!! Blood
is everywhere!!
[Brandon jumps right up with his arms raised in the air and his eyes wide open like he’s a
psycho. Dan grabs Brandon’s wrist to declare him the winner. Brandon pulls his wrist away
and kicks Dan in the gut.]
Timmons: OVERDOSE!!! OVERDOSE ON DAN!! LLOYD JUST CRIPPLED
DEHART IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
Malice: I’d call this night a success.
[Brandon stands over both men, looking into the camera with his evil smile and breathing
heavily like a mad man.]
