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(( The camera slowly fades to a hopping bar in downtown Minneapolis where the fans are watching the Minnesota Timberwolves attempting to make this a series against the heavily favored Los Angeles Lakers. The fans are boozing as the Wolves seem to be falling from the waist side. As we make our way past the boozed fans, we see our very own Jeph Phillips standing by..)) Jeph Phillips: Good Evening BJWC fans I am here at the bar that T.A. and Malice will be starting their famed “Drinking Match” at. T.A. is already here and I am going to get a word with him before the event starts. (( Jeph walks up to the bar Where T.A. I sitting already drinking an MGD)) Jeph: T.A. Drinking already? Shouldn’t you conserve yourself? T.A.: What the hell for? Malice’s piddly ass can’t out drink me. Im just drinking now to make the match a little more fair. Jeph: What is your take on this match? T.A.: it’s a bunch of shit, this match was for a promotion and I thought it was just a joke but now its really happening. This is stupid. Andrews is gonna pay for this I guarantee. Jeph: So T.A. when you gotta drink tonight what are your drinks of choice? T.A.: I choose for shots, Jack and Absolut. And if I have to Keg it, my choice of course is MGD Jeph: Nice very nice, but my next question is after tonight, what are your plans for the BJWC? (( T.A. looks down at his bottle of MGD, he finishes off the drink and sits the bottle down )) T.A.: My Title… I want it back… Jeph: Well that’s all the time we have for, now lets get to this weeks Riot. [The BJWC logo fades up from the sea of darkness.] [5] [4] [3] [2] [1]
[Locked on the BJWC Tron.] [Cyris Raven pushes David Dunn and Wrec Hannibal over the top rope.] [Flash.] [Kid Ego Getting the 3 count on Brandon Lloyd!!] [Flash.] [D.I. Raising their arms up in triumph!!] [Flash.] [A close up shot of the BJWC title around the waist of Dan Dehart.] [Explosion.] [The screen illuminates.] [Inside the arena.] Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! [Panning around the arena.] Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! [Signs everywhere.] [**We want Tyler back**] [**Cyris Raven is God**] [**I'm the real ICON KILLER!**] [**R.I.P. Jae Senastion**] [**I am the real Legacy!**]
Edgebrook: Hello BJWC Addicts, I am your host James Edgebrook and sitting alongside of me is the man, the myth, the legend, “Mad Dog” Mike Timmons..
Timmons: CHUG CHUG CHUG !!
Edgebrook: Um, right, well fans where do we begin…
Timmons: In your mom’s bedroom ??
Edgebrook: You sonnuva bit….
(( WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT THE PREVIOUS PRECEDING HAD TO BE EDITED, WE KNOW ARE ABLE TO REVEAL THE FOLLOWING SELECTION ))
(( Timmons is sitting next to Edgbrook with a bandaid over his nose and his left eye is slightly swelled as Edgebrook is sporting a neckbrace with a dap of blood under his left nostril..))
Edgebrook: Hello, again, for the second time BJWC Addicts…I am as always your host James Edgebrook, and besides me as always is the Mad Dog, Mike Timmons..
Timmons: Your Mom sucks at giving head…
Edgebrook: YOU MOTHER FU…….( BLEEP )
(( WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU AGAIN THAT THE PREVIOUSLY AIRED PORTION OF THE SHOW HAS NOT BEEN EDITED, WE NOT TAKE YOU BACK TO OUR SCHEDULED PROGRAM ))
(( Edgebrook and Timmons are now separated by a huge black man wearing a shirt that says “Jamal” on the front and black sunglasses. The man sits there with his arms crossed and doesn’t move like a stone…))
Edgebrook: Ok, you know who we are and what you are watching…Where do we start…Last week a lot went down, none more interesting than the fact that our president Shane Andrews went ahead and lobbied a popcorn vendor to team with Eric Bruce in the place of the fallen Cyris Raven….Mike, your thoughts…
(( Timmons is prepared to come back with a hurtful remark, but Jamal looks down on him and Mike just smiles and waives…))
Timmons: Yea I don’t know what our president was thinking but Bruce is going to have his hands full this evening…
Edgebrook: Right, let’s not forget about also our event that kicked off this show. A BJWC first as we see the battle of ex presidents in Malice taking on T.A. Alguard in a drinking match….which will end up here tonight with both men in the ring…odd huh ??
Timmons: To say the least, Malice may have a slight advantage here since he is the BJWC boozer but rumor has it he has been on the wagon and Andrews has been pimpign out Alguard so he may be boozing to take away the pain…
Edgebrook: Pimping …huh ??
Timmons: I dunno, a little birdie told me..
Edgebrook: Well some other notables, such as the team of Calavria and Moreno moved onto the second round as they somehow worked together and got the win with a little help from some outside interference. Also Dan Bastille proved he was the real deal last week helping he and Trek pull off the big win…which reminds, me, who is that in the front row…
Timmons: Your mo….um, I dunno..
Edgebrook: I can not believe who is sitting in the front row here.
[The camera pans acrossed the ring to see Rose Bastille with what looks like three open seats around her. Until we get a better view to see Mr. Aloe, Slimy and Greenish all sitting in the seats beside her. Rose does not look happy...]
Timmons: And Rose does not look happy. Haha.
Edgebrook: Well I don't think I would be either if I had to sit with some stinky artillery such as they are.
Timmons: Speaking of Trek, let's see what is going on in the back.
[We come in on Trek as Diamonds walks up to Trek...]
Diamonds: I can finally see that you have gotten rid of your nasty little friends.
Trek: Excuse me?
Diamonds: You heard me. But anyway, this is what we...
Trek: No no no.
Timmons: She done messed up. You don't say that to Trek.
Edgebrook: He is one sick individual.
Diamonds: No what?
Trek: You know here lately you have pushed your lucky with me. You continue to make fun of the Green family.
Timmons: That she has!
Diamonds: Well they are nasty.
[Trek pauses for a moment with anger...]
Trek: Well since they are so nasty to you, your fired as my manager.
Edgebrook: HE JUST FIRED HER!
Timmons: That's what she gets for talking about the beloved BJWC Green family.
[Diamonds gets all bent out of shape now...]
Diamonds: WHAT!? YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME!
Timmons: He just did, haha.
Trek: Oh yes I can.
[Trek begins to laugh as he walks off then turns back around with a smile...]
Trek: Get your shit out of my house too, I am dumping you.
[Diamonds then stands there with her jaw wide open as we head back to ringside...]
Edgebrook: This is very bizarre. What will happen next?
Timmons: I believe we are about to get a visit…
((...don’t think you know what the hell i’m all about
(phenomenon, something like a phenomenon)
...don’t think you got my shit all figured out
(phenomenon, something like a phenomenon)
Edgebrook: Here comes Eric Bruce…that cocky S.O.B…
{Eric Bruce grabs the microphone from the ring announcer. The fans are booing the hell out of Eric as he leans over the ropes. He has a breaking smile on his face. It looks as though he enjoys the boos that the fans are throwing at him. Some of them even begin yelling various insults, such as:
"Faggot"
"Fucker"
"Asshole"
and one even goes so far as to say:
"I'll Kick your fucking ass you stupid faggot." Eric looks at the one who yelled
that and begins talking}
Eric: You want some of this bitch? Get your fucking ass in here.
{The fan tries coming over the guard rail but security is on him right away and they tackle him down. They push him out of the arena as Eric has an even bigger smile on his face. The fans begin chanting: "Asshole" at him. He puts the microphone up to his mouth and the fans chant even louder. He lowers the microphone and they chant a little bit quieter. This process repeats itself a couple of times. Eric rolls out of a ring and grabs a chair. He slides it in the ring and goes in after it. He sets the chair up and sits down.}
Eric: Allright, keep chanting. But I'm not leaving untill I say what I
came
here to say and I ain't saying it untill you shut the hell up.
{The fans let out a last couple rounds of the "Asshole" chant and then they
quiet down.}
Eric: Thank you. Now, tonight I have to face a couple of "Legends" from around here in BJWC. You know, the people here put a little too much emphasis on legends. It isn't about Legends. It's about the ones who can still get into the ring and work. Granted, some legends haven't lost a step.My partner from last week, Cyris Raven, for one. He really impressed me with his skills. I thought he was just going to be some washed up piece of
shit. But Cyris, you impressed the hell of me. It's just too damn bad that you got injured last week. Now I am forced to team with the guy out there shilling popcorn in the thirteenth row.
{Eric points out to the crowd and the spotlight switches and we see Harry "The Masked Popcorn Vendor" handing out popcorn to all of the fans. He sticks his arm up in the air and waves like a retard.}
Eric: You know, I'm glad it's a Hardcore Match, because if it was a wrestling match, we would be fucked. You see, I am the most gifted technical wrestler to ever step foot into a BJWC ring. But Mr. Harry over there, well, I really don't know what to think. Hopefully you are right and you can hold your own in a fight.
{The spotlight switches back onto Eric, still sitting in the ring.}
Eric: Now, onto another topic. Last week, after my match at Riot, Nightmare asked me to join his stable. Well, actually he didn't ask me. He more or less gave me an ultimatum. If there is one thing in this world that I hate it is ultimatums. Nightmare, you will get your answer. But not right now. Right now I'm going back to prepare for my match tonight.
{Eric gives the microphone back to the ring announcer and walks out of
the arena.}
{{The camera shows Eric Bruce emerging from his locker room and heading towards the Ring. Soon after emerging Bruce seems to be alerted to some ones presence. He stops walking and turns his head. There is no sign of anyone following him. He shrugs and continues walking. Again he hears someone behind him and soon turns round again}} Eric: Look here fucker. I know you're there! Now show yourself! Voice: Sure.. {{Super Stu emerges from the shadows and hits Him over the back with a sledge hammer. Bruce lets out a little cry and falls to the ground. Stu picks Eric up and throws him, back first into the wall. He drives the Sledge Hammer into the Gut of Eric Bruce}} Stu: You are NOT gonna Screw me over again! {{He drives the weapon into Erics' gut once more then throws him to the ground}} Stu: Hope you like hospital food. {{Stu walks off}}
Edgebrook: WOW, this rivalry is really heating up… Timmons: Yea after this whole tag team thing is said and done…these guys are sure to clash… Edgebrook: Well let’s skip ahead to a brief over view of our dark match..
Kain (( The match was an impressive one for the newcomer in Kain. Nomad put up a valiant effort but Kain showed the BJWC alumn and the fans that the big guy is here to cause some serious damage. Kain wins by pinfall..))
Edgebrook: Well Kain sure looked impressive in his first outing Mike.. Timmons: Yea but I promise you next week, the competion will increase. It is going to take some skill to impress me and think you got the guns to hang around with the big boys… ##Everybody's got their problems Everybody says the same things to you It's just a matter how you solve them And knowing how to change the things you've been through## Edgebrook: What the hell is that Timmons: Please don’t let it be Kid Ego, please don’t let it be Kid Ego ##I feel I've come to realize How fast life can be compromised Step back to see what's going on I can't believe this happened to you This happened to you## ((As the guitar rift kicks in, out strolls ‘Kid Ego’ Diesel Warren to a HUGE fan reaction. The fans are going bonkers. Da Kid is wearing a white Milwaukee Brewers #5 Geoff Jenkins Jersey, carpenter blue jeans, and black and blue Nike cross trainers. )) Timmons: Crap! ##It's just a problem that I'm faced with am I Not the only one who hates to stand by Complications that are first in this line With all these pictures running through my mind## ((Warren has a mic in hand and is making his way to the designed rings. A couple leather couches, a TV in the middle. The mat is covered in Brewers, Bucks and Packers logos)) Timmons: What a crappy set ##Knowing endless, consequences I feel so useless in this Get back, Step back, and as For me I can't believe Part of me, won't agree Cause I don't know if it's for sure Suddenly, suddenly I don't feel so insecure Part of me, won't agree Cause I don't know if it's for sure Suddenly, suddenly I don't feel so insecure Anymore## ((Da Kid gets in the ring, ascends the turnbuckles as the crowd is SCREAMING their support)) [EGO]:” Thanks everyone and welcome to the PREMIERE episode of my new show, ALTER EGO!!” ((HUGE crowd pop)) Edgebrook: BOY they love this guy Timmons: (Mumbles)Stupid Idiot [EGO]:” I’ll waste no time in introducing my first guest, the most hated man in the BJWC today. He ran away to he wouldn’t have to get in the ring with me and he’s been a thorn in my side every day of my BJWC career. Former Axis of Evil member, former NWA tag champ, and all around piece of crap, feel free to boo….Shane Andrews” (( Let the bodies hit the floor)) (( Let the bodies hit the floor)) (( FLOOR !!)) (( Then a huge explosion as “Step Up” By Drowning Pool blares over the audio system..)) (( 1, 2, 3 - Go! )) (( Broken, Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream. Nothing, Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me. )) (( I'm never gonna stop, I'm never gonna drop, Ain't no different than it was before. ))
(( Timmons stands up and starts to clap )) Timmons: There he is, the man.. Edgebrook: Shut up and sit down Mike..
Before you take your first step, Out that door. If you wanna step up (step up), You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down). If you wanna step up (step up), You're gonna get knocked down. ))
Live to see another day. If you wanna step up (step up), You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down). You're gonna get knocked down... Aaaaah... Suffering, Yeah, that's the only thing here that's left for you. Nothing, Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever gonna – do )) [EGO]:” I must say Shane, you coming out here is quite a shock to me ((Andrews looks confused)) Andrews: As much as a shock to me that you are still here in the BJWC [EGO]:” You’re not one to go face to face with people, you usually do your best work jumping people from behind like the coward that you are” ((Crowd screams their approval)) Edgebrook: WHOA!! Da Kid not pulling any punches here Andrews: The fact is Ego, I do what wins and if it means by taking someone by surprise then so be it. I mean we leveled you with relative ease. ((The eyes of Da Kid narrow a bit)) [EGO]:” And I’m still here Shane, you can’t get rid of me, like it or not ((Crowd pop)) [EGO]:”Did you really think that it was going to work Shane, you shipped off Jackson and Numbers, tried to make me face my mentor, but I’m still standing Shane, finally looking you eye to eye. You’re nothing but a failure Timmons: Kick his ass Shane!! Andrews: Ego, I wouldn’t call my career a failure. You put our two stats together and yours are barely a blip on the map compared to mine. You are still trying to make your bones here kid and by trying to one up the president, you are going to be treading in the jobber pool your entire career. (( Crowd boos…)) Andrews: Listen, get this right Ego. You can win all the matches you want, garner all the fans approval but if you remember one thing here, remember this. I am the one who controls your destiny. I am the one who decides whether your career flourishes or if your ass gets shipped off like your punk friend Dane. ((Warren is pacing in the ring, never taking his eyes off El Presidente)) [EGO]:” So why did you do it Shane? Why trade Jackson, one of the best the BJWC has to offer, for a guy who has never done anything to prove himself?” Andrews: Cause Dane had it coming. The day he put his grimy hands on me, I told him he would learn a lesson. So I traded the momma’s boy away for a seasoned veteran. As far as Dan Bastille goes, I am sure he will prove himself just fine, hell he may even prove it by beating your worthless, loud mouthed, no talent ass. (( Crowd stars to chant….ASSHOLE !! ASSHOLE !!! ASSHOLE )) (( Andrews flails about the ring in an attempt to shut up the crowd as Kid Ego watches and laughs, before finally calming the crowd..)) [EGO]:” Maybe you can pull your head from your ass to answer this one Shane ((Crowd ERUPTS as Shane glares)) [EGO]:”How do you feel about the fall of DI Shane? Dehart flat out quit on you, you ran like a little girl upstairs, Kearns went AWOL, Trek can’t carry my jock. DI has turned to D-U-N done Shane!” Edgebrook: Kid Ego just verbally UNLOADING on the Prez. Andrews: I am sorry Ego, do you mean the same Trek that beat your ass and took your hardcore title. The same Trek that owns you and the same D.I. you can’t see to get past. Don’t you worry about D.I. Sure Dehart has upped and gone, he was an overrated punk and he was delt with. Kearns, the guy practically begged me to come in but he is out as well. Dante and Trek, they are the anchors to this team. Keep talking to me in that tone son and you will be pulling this size 13 president shoe from your Ego ass. [EGO]:”Kid off the street, popcorn vendor, any other brilliant ideas there Mr.President, what other thought provoking actions do you have planned for the BJWC?” Andrews: Yea I got an idea, how about we go to your mom’s house, let Trek aloe her wrinkly ass out and pass it around and then toss it in the ring. I am sure that that used up piece of crap will be of more use to me than your no respect ass. (( Ego a bit perturbed at the mere mention of his mother, calms himself, then continues..)) [EGO]:” So here is the deal Shane, as much as I hate to put an end to making you look so damn foolish” ((Da Kid grins a bit)) [EGO]:” Here is the reason I invited you on Alter Ego, time after time, I’ve beaten everyone you’ve put in front of me Shane. Trek, Joey Numbers, and twice I’ve beaten the heavyweight champ, Brandon Lloyd.” Edgebrook: I think I know where this is going Mike Timmons: To Malice and TA’s bar? ((Da Ego gets nose to nose with Andrews, neither one of them giving an inch)) [EGO]:” At Slamfest Shane, I want Lloyd…..and I WANT THAT BELT ((Crowd ERUPTS)) Edgebrook: WHOA!!! (( Andrews smiles…..)) Andrews: Ego, you may be number one in the hearts of these fans but in my book you are number 5 at best. Guys like Dante, Trek, Moreno, hell even Bastille have more stroke in my book than you. You prove to me that you can do something and I mean DO SOMETHING, then I will think about it. Until then shut your mouth and know your role… (( Andrews gives the camera a little wink..)) Andrews: But I will tell you this Ego, I will be watching closely now and be careful for what you wish because you just may get it… Ego: Are you saying yes Andrews, stop avoiding the question, do the thousands of Egomaniacs get what they want ?? Andrews: Right now, as long as I am the president of the BJWC, you will NEVER get a shot at the World Title. I don’t care what you do, what you accomplish or who you beat. SO keep chugging along, wrestle who I say you wrestle and shut your mouth. ((The two superstars get nose to nose)) [EGO]:”Thanks for coming on Alter Ego Shane, and for every guest, I have a little going away present” ((Steps away, turning his back to Shane before quicking spinning and….)) Edgebrook: HOLY CRAP!!! HE JUST LEVELED THE PRESIDENT OF THE BJWC WITH THE EGO TRIP ((Ego steps over Andrews fallen body. The prez is seeing stars from that superkick still. Ego kneels down staring at Shane)) [EGO]:” I’m getting that shot Shane, I’m going to the BJWC champ….So Deal With it!!” ((With that he drops the mic on Andrews and starts walks to the back)) Timmons: That is not going to be a smart move (( Andrews finally drags himself up and grabs the mic…)) Andrews: Ego, you’re a dead man. You have crossed the line and now your ass belongs to me. I will get you and you will never see it coming… (( Andrews drops to his knees and staggers out of the ring up the walkway, holding onto the rails for support as his sneer can be seen on the BJWC tron..)) Edgebrook: Whoa, this rivalry is growing intense.. Timmons: I would say that Ego just tossed some fuel onto the fire… Edgebrook: Wow, how do you follow that up…easy another great match…
Dante Calavria & Jay Moreno [Cue up: "It's Over" by Run DMC] [Opera music starts and white pyros fizzle down from the rafters onto the ramp.] ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring area, from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, weighing in at 271 lbs., he's the former BJWC Minnesota Champion and one-half of the NWA Tag Champions....DANTE CALAVRIA! [Crowd POP!] [Jermaine Dupri] Uh huh ah hah ah hah
See when y'all heard that All I'm doin is laughin' at all y'all niggers that been frontin' On my man's in there man, these niggers started this shit man
[Green pyros fire up from underneath the stage and Dante walks out onto the ramp carrying his NWA Tag Title, dress pants, a sport coat, and his DI T-shirt.] [Run] When I come to the show that I rock And the flow that I drop Y'all know Run kills the mic Can't forget about the olds that I got And the rolls in the spot Ya'll know I'm still the right How ya gonna take an old song been around so long So so def the name is tight Done went from a DJ to an MC to the REV like overnight Everybody lookin' players get shook when Rev Run walk up in the spot Even though the crooks that Be livin' up out in Brooklyn Just can't help but point and laugh Everywhere I go now People say "oh wow" Cause they know how I get It don't matter if it's motown All the way to your town You can't slow down my game
[Dante's walking down to the ring slowly, clearly taking his time, staring up into the ring. He's mocking the fans as he approaches.] [Jermaine Dupri] Can't slow it down man Think about this From 1983 to 2000, its 2001 And these niggas are still on the run Y'all niggas just crazy Ya'll out here tryin' to front Like y'all niggas went and bought a pair of shell toes The f*ck is wrong with y'all [Dante gets down to the ring and circles it.] [Run] People wanna hear Rev Run say Cuz I got dough that I must be a type of fraud But you know that the thing that's funny This garden ain't money, how rich is the lawn Went and got JD , made me crazy play me up in the club Got a brand new mercedes for my lady Bustin me I'm older To a Bentley and all that come out the garage On the side of a grand prestigious home Y'all ask if I'm blessed, By God player what you thought, what Rev do you see on Gotta make these dollars, comin outta Hollis Got my collar on two, I got the rhyme on the beat and the vibe in the street and now the rest is on you. [Dante enters the ring and he struts around the ring.] Edgebrook: And the mismatch team is ready to go again. ...don’t think you know what the hell i’m all about (phenomenon, something like a phenomenon) ...don’t think you got my shit all figured out (phenomenon, something like a phenomenon) James Edgebrook: Oh god, here comes "The Phenomenon". Mike Timmons: You know, sometimes I gotta think that this guy is too cocky for his own good. {Eric Bruce steps through the curtain and is met with a barage of boos by the fans. He stands at the top of the ramp and looks out over the sea of humanity packed into the arena. Fireworks shoot out of the corners of the stage as Eric raises his hands high into the air. The fans are booing even louder. Eric slowly begins walking down the ramp. He slides into the ring and goes to his corner.} Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, in the ring at this time. Standing 6 feet, 1 inch tall. Weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds. Hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota. He is: "The Phenomenon" Eric Bruuuuuce. {Eric steps out into the middle of the ring and raises his hands into the air as the fans boo the loudest yet.} Edgebrook: You know, honestly, I think he likes pushing these fans to boo him. Timmons: Wouldn't surprise me one bit. Timmons: Oh this is gonna be good! Edgebrook: All we need now it so await the entrance of Eric Bruce’s partner Harry the Masked Popcorn Vendor folks....... (The circus music that has become well known with Harry hits over the P.A., Harry makes his way out from the backstage with a limited amount of pyro wearing a red candy cane striped shirt and black Dockers, he pushes his cart down the entranceway stopping to hand out popcorn Harry parks his cart in the parking space he created and it beeps twice, before entering the ring. Harry adjusts his Bright Green mask and hands Popcorn to Dante, Jay and Eric Bruce) Edgebrook: Seems like he wants to make sure everyone has a bag...... Timmons: Where’s mine? What the hell! {Eric Bruce extends his ring to Jay Moreno.} Edgebrook: What, does he want a handshake before they start the match? Timmons: I don't know. That's sure the hell what it looks like. {Moreno looks at Bruce and hesitantly reaches out to shake Eric's hand. Eric pulls his hand back and flips Moreno off. Moreno looks pissed.} Edgebrook: Wow, that was certainly a cocky move by Bruce. Timmons: What did I Say? He's the Cocky Cock. {Bruce is playing to the crowd and Moreno charges and takes Eric Bruce down.} Edgebrook: Well, that was certainly not a good move on Eric Bruce's part. Timmons: You could certainly say that. (Moreno is peppering Bruce with rights and lefts, he whips Eric into the ropes, and sends him to the roof with a HUGE back body drop as the crowd explodes) Edgebrook: That leg certainly doesn’t appear to be bothering him yet ((Jay tags in Dante as Bruce is starting to get to his feet) Edgebrook: Looks like Dante and the newcomer Bruce will face off (Bruce charges at Dante, who calmly sidesteps drilling the Phenomen with a closed right to the gut) Edgebrook: Rookie mistake by the young Bruce Timmons: Gee shock of all shocks there (DC grabs Bruce, brings him to his feet. Dante hits a ring shaking scoop slam then drops a fist into the face of Eric.) Edgebrook: No wasted movement by the ex-Minnesota champ (Calavira grabs Bruce, mouthing off to Jay the whole time, Bruce hits a back elbow, then another stunning Dante) Edgebrook: Bruce showing some life (Dante drills a knee life, knocking Bruce back down) Timmons: Or not (Dante whips Eric into the ropes, Bruce ducks a clothesline, lunges and tags in the popcorn vendor) Edgebrook: This is what everyone has been waiting for (Dante and Harry go nose to nose, with Dante doing most of the talking. He then SLAPS Harry, who takes a step back, stunned a bit) Edgebrook: WHAT A SHOW of disrespect by Dante, who seems very full of himself) (Dante turns to look at Harry again, but he is quickly sent to the mat with a vicious right hand as the crowd EXPLODES. Dante bounces back up, sent to the mat with an arm drag take down. DC is taken aback) Edgebrook: Dante reaches over and tags in Moreno. It seems like they are really coming together as a team! Timmons: I don't want them to be a team. I want Dante to bust his kneecaps with a ballbat! [Moreno enters and grabs Harry. He sends him into the ropes, but it is reversed by Harry. Moreno comes off and Harry lands a back body drop.] Edgebrook: A textbook move by the popcorn vendor! [Harry gets up irish whips Moreno into the ropes again, toward Dante. Dante slaps Moreno on the back to tag in. Harry takes a swing at Moreno, an attempted clothesline, but Moreno ducks under and stops, pointing at Dante who is standing behind him.] Timmons: I love it when this happens. [Harry turns to see Dante, then looks back at Moreno who hits him with a two-step Savate!] Edgebrook: IDIOT SAVATE!!! Harry stumbles back into Dante! Timmons: It's over! Edgebrook: What's Dante doing now? [Dante bends down and puts Dante on his shoulders. He picks him up and Jay heads up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top and clotheslines Harry off of Dante's shoulders.] Edgebrook: DOOMSDAY DEVICE! The....PERFECT STRANGERS...used the Doomsday Device! Timmons: Did you just call them the Perfect Strangers? Edgebrook: Can you think of anything better!? Dante with the pin! 1.... 2.... 3....NO! Kickout! {Dante Calavria is down on the mat and Eric picks him up. He pushes him over to the corner and props him up on the top rope. Eric goes to the outside of the ring and grabs a Table and a Chair. He slides them in and smacks Dante to keep him straddling the top rope. He then sets the table up near the corner of the ring.} Edgebrook: Oh god, what is he going to do here? Timmons: I don't know but it looks like it will be cool. {Eric grabs the chair and smacks Dante in the head with it so he stays on the top rope. Dante almost falls off with the momentum of the chair shot but Eric makes sure he stays on the turnbuckle. Eric then climbs the turnbuckle and gets him like he is going to superplex him.} Edgebrook: Oh My god, he's going to Superplex him through the table. This is sick. Timmons: This could be the end of the match. {Eric picks Dante up and puts him over his shoulders into a cradle suplex position and steps up to the top rope. He then jumps backwards and drops Calavria between his legs, through the table. Both men are down and out.} Edgebrook: OH MY GOD! '99 KRUSHER FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH A TABLE! Timmons: HOLY CHRIST THAT WAS AMAZING! {Eric slowly makes his way over to Calavria and drapes his arm over his chest. 1 2 3NO Moreno makes the save.} Edgebrook: NO, Moreno just made the save. This match isn't over yet. Timmons: I can't imagine that Dante could continue much longer in this match. Edgebrook: You might be right. ((Harry sits on the ring apron waiting for his chance to get in, he’s pacing back and forth, finally he jumps down, he grabs a folding chair, walks over to the opposite side, on his way over he hands off some popcorn, finally making it to the other side he whacks Dante from behind and throws his arms up for the crowd)) Edgebrook: Wow he just laid out the hardcore Pizan..... Timmons: What the hell is that fruit doing? ((Harry gets the tag from Eric Bruce, he charges in and stops he holds his hand up for Moreno to stop and Jay does, Jay looks around puzzled and when he turns his attention back to Harry is met with a kick to the gut and “Spare Change”)) Edgebrook: He hit it!! Timmons: Get in there Dante! ((All men are in the ring now, Dante Irish whips Harry to the corner sending him out of the ring, Harry slides over and leans against the ring..Dante follows, Dante is met with a kick to the gut and Harry tosses him through the popcorn cart)) Edgebrook: Ouch man Ouch......into the cart! Timmons: No not the popcorn! ((Harry then picks up a handful of popcorn and shoves it into Jay’s mouth, he runs back and takes a running start and BOOM kick to the gut as the Jayster is down)) Edgebrook: Oh my god Dante is spewing popcorn....... Timmons: Old faithful the Jayster! ((All four men are in the ring, Dante and Bruce going back and forth.....Jay and Harry are the legal men, Jay goes for a swing with a garbage can lid, Harry ducks it, he kicks Moreno in the gut and picks up Jay)) Edgebrook: What the....... Timmons: Did he just? Edgebrook: Harry just nailed Moreno with his own version of the STUNNER!! Timmons: Jay is down!!! Edgebrook: And the count.......... 1........... 2.................. ((Dante goes to break it up but is met with a Spear by Eric Bruce......)) 3!!!!!!! Edgebrook: WHAT A SHOCK FANS !!! ERIC BRUCE THE NEWCOMER AND A POPCORN VENDOR KNOCKED OFF POSSIBLY THE TWO MOST SKILLED ATHLETES IN THE GAME !! Timmons: James, I am at a loss for words..
Edgebrook: What an amazing match up that was. Timmons: Oh God, Eric Bruce has got the microphone again. {We go down to the ring and Eric Bruce does, indeed, have the microphone again. The fans are on their feet. Some are booing, some are cheering for the fantastic match they just saw. Eric Bruce looks incredibly tired. He holds the microphone up to his mouth and the fans quiet down.} Eric: Nightmare, I'm going to keep this short and sweet. I accept your offer to join The Lost Souls. Edgebrook: WOW, Eric Bruce has just joined the Lost Souls !! Timmons: Yea this is no doubt they are a major player now James with Nightmare, Yoshima and now someone who in the future could lead this federation in Eric Bruce…huge move.. (( Eric Bruce goes over to the turnbuckle and raises his hands in the air. The fans are booing the hell out of him and some are even throwing things into the ring. He gets down off the turnbuckle and goes over to another one and gets the same reaction. He then steps down and rolls out of the ring and leaves the arena, middle fingers raised high in the air )) Edgbrook: Wow, that was some match.. Hey wait…Look at this! Dante is helping Moreno up! Timmons: It's a trick! Edgebrook: No...Dante is helping Moreno up, out of respect. This is strange. Moreno caused Dante a shot at more gold, all Dante wants and Dante helps him up. Timmons: Now Dante is leaving. He helped him up, now he's leaving! What's going on here!? Edgebrook: This has definantly been an odd night Mike thus far..we gotta go to the back, something with Trek… Timmons: Always interesting…
[We cut to the back in which we are now in the locker room of Dan Bastille and Trek. They are both hovering over the mirror as they plant some green face ain’t onto their face...] Dan Bastille: We are the Big Green Machine. Edgebrook: My lord, don't tell me that Trek has converted Dan into a green lover too! Trek: And we are invincible. [The two snicker a bit as the scene cuts back to Edgebrook and Timmons...]
Timmons: I am breathless! Who will be able to touch The Big Green Machine with them this close? Edgebrook: Well, it is time for our next tag team event…
Super Stu & Damien Phoenix [All My Life I've Been Searching For something] [Something Never Comes] [Never Leads to nothing] [Nothing Satisfies but I'm Getting Close] [Closer to the Prize at the End of the Rope] [All Night Long I Dream of the Day] [When it Comes Around and it's Taken Away] [Leaves Me With the Feeling That I Feel the Most] [Feel I Come to Life When I Feel Your Ghost] {{All My Life by Foo Fighters blares out of the P.A. and pyros are set of at the top of the ramp. Super Stu appears at the top of the ramp with his arms raised. He turns around and Damien Phoenix walks out with him… }} Edgebrook: And here comes Super Stu and Damien Phoenix.. and they look ready for action. Timmons: Woo Hoo Edgebrook: After a few Upsets these past weeks. Is Stu gonna leave a winner tonight? {{ He makes his way down to the the ring and Slides under the ropes as Phoenix jumps over the top. He walks around the ring with his arms raised and the settles in a corner}} Edgebrook: I believe we are about to see the return of a former BJWC superstar in his first match back with us; Ive been waiting for this. I wonder if there been any changes in his wrestling game. Timmons: Im just having trouble getting over the name, its damn long! And here he is! 1 2 3! Go! [The lights flash in red and white, as Yoshima appears at the top of the ramp with his arms in celebration, this is first match back in the BJWC and the fans are loving it. His manager is by his side, waving the Japanese flag; he looks to him smirks, and continues walking to the ring..] Announcer: At 221lbs, all the way from Tokyo, Japan. Yoshima “The One” Kawazughi! [Yoshima continues to walk down to the ring; he steps up to the second rope on the outside of the ring and lifts his arms, amidst a huge pop. He might be evil, but the crowd are cheering for him. Yoshima lies in wait for his opponent, with Kenji giving his flag to the ring announcer.] [The match starts out with Nightmare and Super Stu in a challenge of strength, Nightmare clamps tight down on Stu's fingers and and snaps them hard as if it were a game of mercy. Yoshima screams from the outside for Nightmare to stop toying with Stu.] Edgebrook: If Nightmare wants this team to advance in this tourney and to further his chances of being a double champion, then her better get serious in a hurry. [Nightmare converts from the challenge of strength to a standing arm-bar hold, he applys the pressure tight as a vice grip as Super Stu starts to hiss in pain. Nightmare quickly moves into a front Rusian leg sweep crashing Stu into the canvas. Nightmare showboats a bit then lifts Super Stu up and whips him into the corner and starts to trash Stu's chest with razor sharp chops.] 1....Woooooo ! 2....Woooooo ! 3....Woooooo ! 4....Woooooo ! 5....Woooooo ! 6....Woooooo ! Timmons: Whoa. Nightmare might knock this guys heart through his back ! Edgebrook: Nightmare unloading those chops like cannonballs at the Boston Tea Party...Nightmare tags in Yoshima ! [Yoshima hop in and gives Super Stu a few hard knees to the gut and then whips him out the corner and charges him with a clothes line. Yoshima stays on top of Super Stu dropping three consecutive knees to his mid-back and following with a amazing stalling suplex.] Edgebrook: Yoshima looks amazing in his BJWC return. If he keeps this up he could have BJWC gold in no time. Timmons: Yeah, and if you keep up that brown nosing you'll have Yoshi's brown all over your face in no time. Edgebrook: Yoshi whips Super Stu off the ropes again...and conects with a backbreaking clothesline ! [At this point the Lost Souls are dominating the match and Damien Phoniex is yelling desprately for Stu to get to the corner for the tag. But Yoshi is to content with winning to give Super Stu any kind of slack. When Stu tries to scramble to his corner, Yoshi stops him quickly by throwing him to the outside.] Edgebrook: Yoshima is taking Super Stu out of the ring, hes laying into him with the right hands, oh thats got to hurt, Yoshima just Irish whipped him into the ring stairs. [Yoshima walks back and begins a run up. Super Stu knows this and is playing possum.] Edgebrook: Yoshima is going for it here, while Nightmare and Damien trade blows in the ring. [Yoshima tries to dropkick Super Stu, but he dives out the way. He ends up dropkicking the stairs.] Timmons: I must admit, thats GOTTA HURT! [Super Stu makes it back into the ring , Phoniex and Nightmare are trading blows when Stu comes in and clotheslines Nightmare from behind. Phoniex and Stu take the advantage in match and are able to get the tag, they set up for a 'leap of fate' type of move. Once Super Stu goes up for the leap, Yoshi comes from his blindside with a devestating spear !] Timmons: Whoa ! That had made hell of an impact. Edgebrook: We might need Red Cross out here for Super Stu ! [The Ref breaks up the wrestlers and sends Yoshi and Super Stu to each teams respective corner. Leaving Nightmare and Phoniex as the legal men.] Edgebrook: Smart move by Ref. Mike Paris, if these men can't respect the rules, he going to make them. Timmons: He can't decied the legal men himself. Edgebrook: He's the Ref. Whatever he calls fair is the law. [Phoniex begins to unleash a beating on Nightmare, who is still suffering from the double team by, Stu and Phoniex. Phoniex hits a snap suplex on Nightmare, and tries the quick cover...] ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! Timmons: That was a slow count by the ref. Edgebrook: Can it Timmons, that was fair and sqaure. Edge brook: Nightmare is being hurt by Damien Phoenix, Irish whip and a double takedown, both men are grounded here. The referee begins to count. [Nightmare and Damien Phoenix star to stir.] Edgebrook: Nightmare tags in Yoshima, hes go to Damien who is about a foot away from Super Stu, here. German Suplex! Here comes Super Stu ! Timmons: Phoniex still got the tag. [Yoshima gets on a turnbuckle, and starts to celebrate. But unbeknown to him, Super Stu landed on his feet, and slowly walks up to Yoshima Kawazughi, the crowd roar with anticipation.] Timmons: The Japanese guy; just felt the might of a Scottish backdrop! Its an international affair here tonight! [Yoshima and Super Stu begin to throw blows...Yoshima ducks a left from Stu and counters with a kick to the stomach. Yoshi signals for the Japan Slam !] Edgebrook: JAPAN SLAM COMMING UP ! [Yoshi takes Super Stu up...] Timmons: Reversed by Super Stu ! Edgebrook: Super Stu countered into a roll up pin. ONE ! TWO ! KICKOUT ! [Yoshi jumps up fustrated and begins to complain, but when Stu goes for a dropkick, Yoshi quickly ducks the move.] Edgebrook: Irish Whip, by Yoshima. Stu grounded. Yoshima is going up top here! Timmons: Lets see what skills he really possesses. [Yoshima executes a perfect 450 splash. The flashbulbs go off, as Yoshima is in mid air.] Edgebrook: 450 Splash! That is great move. Timmons: Yoshi for the pin ! ONE ! [Phoniex runs in to break the count...] TWO ! [But he's dropkicked by Nightmare !] THREEE ! Edgebrook: The Lost Souls win in impressive fashion !
Edgebrook: Well that is two teams going into the finals next week, only one left…and it is going to be a doozy of a match.. Timmons: Oh Team Trek has them dead to rights… Edgebrook: Wha…ok, I am just getting word…ok, quick to the back… {Backstage we see Super Stu walking down the hall after his match Eric Bruce comes up behind him and grabs him by the head. He throws Stu into the lockers and sits on top of his chest and begins punching him.)) Bruce: YOU WANNA SNEAK ATTACK ME BITCH! HERE'S A SNEAK ATTACK FOR YOU! (( He is pummeling the living hell out of Stu's face until finally a group of BJWC officials come and pull him off of Stu. Stu tries charging after Bruce but he is also being restrained by officials.}
Edgebrook: Well, it looks like Eric Bruce has had enough of Super Stu. He just beat him senseless. Timmons: You mean he had senses to begin with? Edgebrook: You know, you really need to watch who you insult. Timmons: I ain't afraid. Edgebrook: Well ladies and gentlemen, it looks like this rivalry between Super Stu and Eric Bruce is far from over. (( Just then Shane Andrews comes over the BJWC tron….and the fans boo…)) Timmons: Should we be standing and pledging allegiance ?? Edgebrook: Sit down you tool… Andrews: You know what, I don’t know about the rest of the BJWC, but I am getting sick and tired of watching Eric Bruce and Super Stu kick the crap out of each other week after week. I mean if you guys had any talent, then at least THAT would be interesting, but you both suck and I am going to end it here right now. After next week’s Riot since Eric Bruce is already in a match you two morons will be scheduled for a ladder match… Edgebrook: Oooo, a ladder match.. Andrews: And the prize is the vacant BJWC Riot title….so gear up boys, it is time to show us if your actions can back up your words…. Timmons: WHOA !!!, two weeks from tonight, Eric Bruce versus Super Stu in a BJWC Ladder match for the vacant BJWC Riot title….that is HUGE !! Edgebrook: Andrews, always around to surprise and impress… and also for impress, our last tag team match to decide who takes on Bruce and Harry and Nightmare and Yoshi for the vacant BJWC tag team titles…
Kid Ego & Jordan Banks [Silence overtakes the Los Angeles crowd, as they eagerly anticipate their next matchup... before a flood of dumbfounded looks sweep through their collective faces. Music blasts from the loudspeakers -familiar, but not in the wrestling context...] (( It's not that easy being green; Having to spend each day the color of the leaves. When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold... or something much more colorful like that. )) [From the entranceway bursts Triple-Six Trek, and Dan Bastille - looking a bit odd, to say the least. Trek is dressed in all green, wearing the type of clothing you might expect to see royalty in -- emblazoned across the back with the words "King of Aloe". Dan didn't quite compare, attempting to show his 'green spirit' through wearing a green Tshirt, and a pair of black jeans.] Edgebrook: Where is Dan's manager, Rose? Timmons: Maybe she got fired, too! (( It's not easy being green. It seems you blend in with so many other ord'nary things. And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water or stars in the sky.)) Edgebrook: This music... what is it? I know I've heard it... Timmons: It's Kermit the Frog! Edgebrook: These two have lost it, completely. [Waving excitedly towards the fans, who continue to stare blankly at the two stars, Trek and Bastille begin their journey to the ring... pointing out any "green" sign that they can find, with massive smiles across their faces.] (( But green's the color of Spring. And green can be cool and friendly-like. And green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain, or tall like a tree.)) [Trek slides inside the ring, continuing his celebration inside -- while Dan works his way around, to the seating behind the ring.] Edgebrook: Is that? Timmons: Ha! [Rose Bastille sits, looking rather uncomfortable, about a massed army of green. To her right, sits Mr. Greenish -- and further over, Mr. Aloe. On her right, lies Mr. Slimy, and the nefarious Mr. Bean.] [She is not pleased.] (( When green is all there is to be It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why? Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful! And I think it's what I want to be.)) [With a quick kiss on the cheek, Dan says farewell to his wife - who merely returns a nasty glare. Sliding into the ring, Dan and Trek begin their warmup rituals, as they await their opponents...] [VOICE]:”Are You Ready?” ((Crowd is buzzing, knowing what this means)) Timmons: Not this frigging kid [VOICE]:”DO YOU know what’s coming?” ((Crowd is stirring with anticipation, people scream as they recognize the voice)) Edgebrook: Here comes the resident Ego of the BJWC. [VOICE]” The FUTURE is here and now” ((The fans get on their feet, waiting to see their favorite superstar)) Timmons: Please don’t be that stupid song, please have changed that song [VOICE]:” Prepare for the EGO!!! ##I like your pants around your feet## ((The crowd absolutely EXPLODES as they know who is coming)) Timmons: (Softly) He kept the frigging song ##I like the dirt that's on your knees And I like the way you still say please While you're looking up at me You're like my favorite damn disease## Edgebrook: Here comes the EGO!!! Timmons: Oh goody ((Diesel stolls out to a HUGE reaction from the fans. He is wearing red tights with ‘KID EGO’ down the sides in black and ‘HA’ across the butt in white. He is wearing shinny black boots with ‘KEDW’ down the sides in gold font. He has white tape on each wrist and a black armband around his left forearm. Around his waist is the NWA tag title, and Jordan Banks follows)) ##And I love the places that we go And I love the people that you know And I love the way you can't say no Too many long lines in a row I love the powder on your nose## Edgebrook: Diesel is starring down Trek ((He is wearing no shirt exposing the tribal tattoos covering both shoulders, and a cross on the base of his neck. His clean shaven head glimmers from the spot light)) ##Ooooh And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out And now I know who you are It wasn't that hard Just to figure you out## ((He slides into the ring, and heads to the nearest turnbuckle. He unhooks his tag title, thrusting it in the air as the crowd goes BONKERS. )) Timmons: Rub the poo in his face!! Edgebrook: Bastille and Kid Ego are ready to lock up, this should be interesting Mike. Diesel blames Bastille for his partner, his best friend, Jackson Dane for being traded. Timmons: Who cares, Dane sucks (Bastille goes for a collar and elbow tie up but Warren ducks out of the way, hitting a quick jab to the gut, doubling over Dan. Ego takes advantage and PLANTS Dan with a stuff pile driver) Edgebrook: WHAT IMPACT! (Wasting no time, Kid Ego pulls Bastille to his feet, whipping him into the ropes. Diesel plants his face and crisply hits a belly to belly suplex) Edgebrook: Kid Ego is a man possessed out there Timmons: He’ll blow it. (Diesel runs over, nails Trek with a dropkick, knocking him off the ring apron. Warren jumps to the top rope, as soon as Dan gets up, Ego leaps connecting with a missile dropkick) Edgebrook: GOOD GOD!!! (Diesel then picks up Dan and body slams him to the mat, he walks over and tags in Banks) Edgebrook: The kid finally gets to wrestle! Timmons: This is gonna be good! (Banks walks over and goes to pick up Bastille by his hair and he’s met with a low blow, As Banks is hunched over Bastille grabs him and drops him with a DDT) Timmons: Just fodder! (Diesel claps for his partner to get up.....) Edgebrook: Bastille tags in Trek! [Bastille sets up Banks in the corner and whips him acrossed the ring. Trek is standing directly in front of his way as he meets up with him with a spear.Trek hops back to his feet yelling out as he is calling for the Intstant Replay to Jordan Banks. Kid Ego tries to get into the ring and rekindle the fire but is leveled by a hard right punishing hand by Dan Bastille. Trek pulls Banks to his feet setting him up onto his shoulders. The crowd then erupts as Trek twirls Banks in the air and comes down with the stunner. THE INSTANT REPLAY!...] Edbebrook: This may be over already! Timmons: Here’s the count...... 1.............. 2................. (Ego hops the ropes and breaks it up with a kick to Trek’s back, Bastille runs in to get Ego and Warren catches Dan with a Sidewalk Slam) Edgebrook: Ohhhhh that.s gonna leave a mark! Timmons: Damned punk bastard! (The ref regains some control as Bastille and Ego go to their respective corners, Trek is back after Banks, he goes to lift Banks up and Banks throws a elbow into Trek’s gut, Trek is going for the aloe bottle) Timmons: Goody here comes Mr. Aloe! (Banks catches Trek off guard, he nails him in the gut with a kick and a snap mare....Banks is winded and crawls back to his corner) Edgebrook: Banks is struggling in there Timmons: What do you expect? He is facing two far experienced wrestlers (Trek picks up Banks, quickly dropping him with a NASTY powerbomb) Edgebrook: I can feel that impact (Trek plays to the crowd, giving Banks an opportunity to hit a quick low blow, slowing down the King of Aloe. Banks leaps and makes the tag) Edgebrook: Ego is in Timmons: Crap! (Ego sprints, leveling Trek with a clothesline. He runs at Bastille, connecting with a clothesline there as well, knocking him off the apron. Trek is on his feet, but Ego hits him with a dropkick.) Edgebrook: Diesel Warren is on a tear, he’s taking out all his frustration from the Prez out on Trek and Danny Bastille. Timmons: That punk Banks is back in the ring (Banks picks up Trek, throwing him into the ropes. Jordan hits the mat, Trek leaps over him and BAM!!) Edgebrook: EGO TRIP!!! EGO TRIP!!! Timmons: This is not good (Warren hit Trek FLUSH with his super kick, Trek fell as if he was hit by a bolt of lightning) Edgebrook: COVER!!!! 1 2 3!!! NO Edgebrook: Bastille breaks it up! [ Trek is up and Ego comes at Trek as Trek ducks but falls down due to his pants being on backwards. Ego then laughs at Trek as he tries to scramble for the ropes. Ego then kicks Trek to the stomach, then to the head. Trek falls back down against the ropes as he suffers in trying to get back up. Bastille has seen enough so he decides to hop in real quick and save him but falls as well as the crowd begins to laugh at the two mat kissers...] Edgebrook: Oh what are these two doing...... Timmons:............ [Trek is laying on the ground unconscious. Ego is about to try for the pin then suddenly Trek comes to it and smacks him in the face. Ego yells out in pain as the his cheek is blood red. Bastille then comes flying after Ego drilling him in the back of the head with a hard right handed fist. Trek is now on his feet as they pull Ego up. Some team work then become to pull out of Bastille and Trek as they whip him into the ropes waiting for him to come back. As he comes back they both jump into the air dropkicking him down...] Timmons: Kill him! Edgebrook: Da Kid is taking Da beating of his life by Trek Timmons: Couldn’t happen to a nicer punk (Bastille and Trek throw Ego into the ropes, then send him TO THE ROOF with a double back body drop) Edgebrook: WOW!! WHAT height! (They each drop an elbow across the chest of Diesel. Bastille pulls Ego to his feet, holding his arms behind his back as Trek charges, drilling Warren in the chest with a running knee life as Da Ego crumples to the mat) Edgebrook: NO MERCY from Trek and Dan Timmons: Banks is up! (Banks charges at the King of Aloe and Bastille, but they hit a double hip toss sending Banks OVER the top rope, crashing to the mat) Edgebrook: HOLY CRAP!! (Bastille and Trek share a high five, once again shifting their attention back to Kid Ego, who is starting to stir. Bastille charges, to have his momentum help Ego throw him through the ropes, back first into the guard rail.) Edgebrook: OW!!! Timmons: Trek and Ego, facing off again (Ego and Trek are exchanging rights and lefts, Trek gains the advantage, throwing Da Kid into the ropes. Ego bounces back, ducks a clothesline, bounces off, ducks an off balance clothesline. Warren stops, quick kick to the stomach….) Edgebrook: EGO BOOST!! EGO BOOST!!! 1 2 3!!!! Edgebrook: THEY DID IT!!! THEY DID IT!!! Banks and Ego move to the finals!!! Timmons: WOW,. WHAT SHOCK !!! (( In a fit of rage, Dan storms towards Mr. Bean -- throwing him to the ground, and stomping vigorously upon it. Throwing his arms in the air, Bastille will stamp off towards the locker rooms to continue his temper tantrum. )) Edgebrook: WOW, I think Dan Bastille is a bit upset…maybe he didn’t think he would get this much of a challenge as opposed to over there in Arcadian Wrestling… Timmons: Well, can you blame him Jim, I mean Trek did have him all greened out.. Edgebrook: So , next week Ego & Banks vs Nightmare & Yoshi vs Bruce and Harry…WOW a BJWC Tag Team Champion will be CROWNED…FANS WE GOTTA GO …GOOD NIGHT !! (( Screen fades to BJWC logo )) Match writers: Kid Ego – Calavria & Moreno vs. Bruce & Harry Jackson Dane – Kid Ego & Banks vs. Trek & Bastille Jordan Banks – Yoshima & Nightmare vs. Super Stu & Damien Phoenix
Thank you for all your help gentlemen
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