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[Locked on the BJWC Tron.]
[Tyrone Alguard delivering the Total Annihilation to Blitz.]
[Flash.]
[Kid Ego Getting the 3 count on Brandon Lloyd!!]
[Flash.]
[Dante Calavira raising the BJWC Heavyweight title!!]
[Flash.]
[Cyris Raven hitting Twisted Minds on Nightmare!!]
[Explosion.]
[The screen illuminates.]
[Inside the arena.]
Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!!
[Panning around the arena.]
Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!!
Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!!
[Signs everywhere.]
[**I’m a Green Family Cousin**]
[**Cyris Raven is God**]
[**Bring back HA!!**]
[**I know KAHN’s Grandfather**]
[**I am the real Legacy!**]
Timmons: You forgot about the carreer match
Edgebrook: OH yeah, how could I forget that.
Timmons: Let us go see what is going on in the locker rooms.
Trek: I refuse to wear some faggish tights.
Edgebrook: Oh boy.
Timmons: You aren't kidding.
Diamonds: You didn't have a problem wearing them in the past.
Trek: Well I do now.
Diamonds: What are you going to wrestle in then?
[Trek stands there thinking to himself for a bit before giving Diamonds his answer as he looks at what he has on...]
Trek: I can just where what I have on now.
Edgebrook: Nothing wrong with wearing some good ol' fashioned street clothes to the ring.
Timmons: And I suppose there is nothing wrong with just being old like you too huh?
Edgebrook: Oh shut up!
Diamonds: Don't be silly. You won't get around as good as you will in your wrestling attire.
Trek: You are looking at the new Triple Five Trek.
Diamonds: Five?
Edgebrook: He can hardly remember his name still. How will he be able to make it through tonight in the battle royal?
Timmons: I don't know. This is going to be interesting.
Trek: What?
Diamonds: You are Triple Six Trek.
Trek: Whatever, but I am not wearing that crap. I got a rumble in Iowa to win.
[Trek steps aside of Diamonds and heads for the door...]
JASON: Good evening ladiews and gentleman. To those of you who have not been properly introduced, I am Jason Stallion. Some of you may know me from my early days, wrestling for the WFW...
[A couple fans shout and hold up WFW posters of Jason, but for the most part the crowd exchanges confused looks.]
JASON: Well if you did forget EVERYTHING you learned up until now! Because i'm not the evil, beer-drinking prankster I was in my youth. I'm a changed man, and hopefully, if you'll let me, i can change every one of you too.
[The crowd gives him a mixed reaction.]
JASON: Now before we start, i'd like to say a little prayer for the safety of both myself, and my opponents. Even if some of the good men i will fight tonight are a little...weird..you all definately need this.
[Jason bows his head and closed his eyes, waiting for some fans to follow bewfore beginning.]
JASON: Our father in heaven, may you bless this ring and the competiutiors that work in it, and may you protect us from injury tonight. May you bless us with quick feet, strong bodies, and clear minds. And father, please bless these fans. It's not their fault they have to live in a place like Iowa City, they need your help as much as any father.
[The fans start to boo at Jason's little dig, but the wrestler just smirks and continues.]
JASON: Father, we believe in you and hope that you will heal us of our sins, weither we may be vain, arrogant, ambitious, or even in Trek's case, disturbed, we trust in your guidance. In Jesus's name we pray...amen.
[Jason lifts his head and drops the mic, grinning to the fans at ringside who are trying to figure out if this was genuine or not.]
EDGEBROOK: Well there you go, we knew we didn't know what to expect with Jason Stallion's debut. Now that we've seen him, we still don't.
TIMMONS: He's got a mystique about him James, I feel spiritually uplifted just being in his presence.
EDGEBROOK: *mumbling* Spiritually uplifted indeed...
Timmons: Well here come two men with alot at stake.
Edgebrook: Yeah ok stop being sarcastic. ONe has to leave. One gets to go back to school.
Timmons: Yeah WOOHOO!
Edgebrook: Well both of our competitors have made it to the ring lets start the match.
Timmons: WHAT THE!
Edgebrook: What is this stuff falling from the rafters?
Timmons: Its dollar sign confetti. Whats this all about.
Edgebrook: I THINK I KNOW!
Timmons: The Green Invasion Treker head?
Edgebrook: Its a green invasion alright but one of a different sort. ITS THE MONEY MAN BRIAN STEELE!
Timmons: Oh great that no talent hack.
Edgebrook: Hes on the verge of being a legend deal with it.
(Brian Steele stpes out behind the curtain and the crowd exploded with cheers as the dollar sign confetti rains down on them.)
Edgebrook: I've been waiting for this moment for along time. BJ himself would be proud to see one of his favorite competitors back.
Timmons: Ok BUT why is he coming to the ring.
Edgebrook: Well he has just picked up a mic and is sliding into the ring I guess he will tell us.
Timmons: Psychomania and The Conquer are standing back like to whipped dogs.
Steele: WELCOME ME BACK ONE AND ALL!
Timmons: Oh that cocky sonuvb..
Edgebrook: WOAH!
Steele: Its great to be back in the BJWC.
(Cheap pop.)
Steele: You are all probably wondering why I have come down here.
Timmons: Yeah well duh!
Steele: Its because I didnt think any of you REALLY wanted to see either of these guys win. So I figured I'd beat them both and reign in my return as BJWC NUMBER 1 WRESTLER!
Edgebrook: YEAH!
Timmons: Please.
Edgebrook: Steele throws down the mic and kicks Psychomania in the gut he flips around GAMBLER'S RUIN!!
Timmons: The COnquer is trying to run away. HAHA Steele grabbed him by the waist band of his tights and is dragging him back in kicking and screaming.
Edgebrook: Steele lays the fists to The Conquer as Psychomania is still laying flat on his face after that bulldog ddt Steele calls "The Gambler's Ruin". Steele has Conquer back in the corner with lefts and right followed by a few kicks. He is on fire!
Timmons: Conquer blocks a punch. POKE IN THE EYE BY STEELE! CHEATING ALREADY!
Edgebrook: Well yeah I wont condone that. Steele whips Conquer into the corner. He bounces off with the tremendous force. GAMBLER'S RUIN! Steele is standing over both men, .Psychomania is stirring. He stumbles to his feet. He turns to face Steele. GAMBLER'S RUIN. Steele outs one foot on Pscho's chest.
1.....
Edgebrook: This is all over Mike!
Timmons: Wait a minute James, someone else has entered the ring.
2....
Timmons: It's Joey Numbers, and he brought a chair.
WHACK!!!!!!!!!
Edgebrook: Numbers just nailed Steele with that chair.
Timmons: WHOOOOOOO!!! And he is going for a cover.
Edgebrook: The ref doesn't know what to do, neither of these men were scheduled to fight.
[The ref shrugs and goes for the count.]
1.......
2.......
3.....
Edgebrook: And the winner of the career match is Joey Numbers?
Timmons: Does this mean that Steele is retired again?
Edgebrook: I hope not.
Staff: I have Logan Outlaw here.. and I believe he wants to say something. Logan.
Logan: I have a message for Cyris Raven.
(The whole crowd oooh's)
Edgebrook: What does he have to say to The Hardcore Legend?
Timmons: Maybe he doesn't remember losing to him a couple day's ago.
Edgebrook: Now, that was a close call there at the end. He's never pinned Logan!!
(We go back to Logan)
Logan: Cyris! I've got a present for you..
(Logan turns to his right)
Logan: I'm getting there, shut up! I got it! Fu--OK!!! CYRIS!!! I've got something your gonna LOVE!!! I'll see you.. tonight.. good luck flower boy..
(Logan walks off with a wicked look on his face. The commentators seemed stunned)
(OOC: All the intro's would have taken up several pages, so I felt it was prudent to drop them.)
Edgebrook: And now for the battle royal.Timmons: Don't forget, the winner gets to name his own match for the pay per view.
Edgebrook: And they are all ready to go head to toe here.
Timmons: Are they really?
Edgebrook Just shut up!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Edgebrook: Yoshima goes to an quick attack on Jackson Dane with a roundhouse kick!
Timmons: He ducked it! HAHA!
Edgebrook: A hard right handed take down by Jackson Dane on Yoshima!
Timmons: NO!
Edgebrook: And Jackson Dane has just been planted into a spine buster by Eric Bruce. Bruce is now on top of him pummeling him with a hard right hand!
Timmons; Stu and Knight are beginning to go at it now as they are getting into each other's face and beginning to do some pushing back and forth.
Edgebrook: They are beginning to swing now as Stu gains the upper hand landing Knight back into the turnbuckles as Stu continues his assault with some kicks to the midsection!
Timmons: It is Stallion and Banks now as Trek stands off in the corner just watching everyone destroy each other!
Edgebrook: Stallion is wasting no time as a wild swing is missed by Banks as Stallion places Banks upon his shoulders with a back body drop!
Timmons: This match is beginning to get out of hand here folks!
Edgebrook: As Bruce lets up on his assault and begins to be pulled up by Bruce, Dane gives Bruce the low blow dropping him to his knee's. He gets back up with a smirk as he begins hammering on the head of Bruce!
Timmons: But not for long!
Edgebrook: Yoshima has just put Dane into a headlock here!
[As Yoshima has Dane in a headlock, he begins to turn in a way and starts giving Yoshima some elbows to the gut as Yoshima releases the hold as he falls back into the corner. Dane then takes a running stab with his elbow and plants into the face of Yoshima. Trek then walks over as he looks to get into this mix...]
Edgebrook: Finally, the Trekster looks like he is going to get his first piece of action here tonight! BUT
ON WHO!?
Timmons: Get Bruce, Dane is on your team.
Edgebrook: Oh get real. There is no team in this battle royal!
Timmons: Well alright. Just kick someone's ass!
Edgebrook: And Trek has just began to lay into Eric Bruce with some hard right handers as this is rocking Eric Bruce! He then puts Bruce into the ropes and whips him around connecting him with a drop kick to the ground!
[Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Knight has began to reverse what Stu was doing to him as he has him backed into the corner now swingly wildly. Knight then pulls Bruce out of the corned as he sets him up for a suplex and plants it.
Timmons: That suplex just took all of Stu's wind!
Edgebrook: Right now, Banks is seeing the rougher part of this match facing Stallion as Stallion has body slammed Banks and has him in a chin lock as Banks is yelling out.
Timmons: And I hope no one helps that kid out. Jackson Dane should go beat him up now for siding with Kid Ego.
Edgebrook: Oh, what the hell is your problem with the So Cal Kid?
Timmons: He is nothing but a twerp!
Edgebrook: Whatever you say Mike, back to the action. Trek now has Bruce in a right arm lock while Dane has had his tides reversed with Yoshima's kicking assault.
Timmons: Stallion has decided to leave Banks alone now as he sneaks up from behind Yoshima and levels him hard as he falls down through the ropes. HE IS ON THE VERGE OF BEING ELIMINATED!
[Jackson Dane then begins to help Stallion eliminate him as they are both now kicking Yoshima relentlessly as Yoshima then lets go of the ropes and is now eliminated...]
Edgebrook: And Yoshima falls to the floor as Dane and Stallion are giving each other some high fives now!
Timmons: A little teamwork is going to go along way if they continue to do it!
[Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Knight and Stu are still just brawling it out Knight has him from behind as he raises him up and lands him with a german suplex. As Stu lands on his neck devistatingly...]
Edgebrook: Folks, Stu is holding his neck on this one. I think he may seriously be injured!
Timmons: That was a wicked german suplex that he did take there!
Edgebrook: Knight is checking up on Stu as Stu then grabs him by his tights whirling him over the ropes eliminating him!
Timmons: Stu taught him a lesson.
Edgebrook: Why that was just wrong. James Knight was only checking up on Super Stu and he whirled him out of the ring!
Timmons: It is a fair game when it comes to these type of matches!
[Meanwhile on the other side of the ring as Stallion and Dane are looking to make an impressive team to where they can get it just down to themselves and duke it out, they have walked over to Jordan Banks as they whip him into the ropes but is met up with a returning flying clothesline by him...]
Timmons: DAMN!
Edgebrook: I knew it would be just a matter of time before Jordan Banks would snap out of this and relentess some offense with his speedy power!
Edgebrook: Eric Bruce and Trek are laying it into each other over in the corner with rights and lefts.
Trek now has the upper hand as he has Bruce backed into the corner leveling him with all of his
might!
Timmons: Well that is what the dummy gets for messing with Trek!
Edgebrook: Trek is now setting him up onto the top turnbuckle!
Timmons: Get him Trek! He is trying for a top rope suplex!
Edgebrook: NO! He pushes Trek off of him as Trek lands hard on the mat! Bruce dives off of the
turnbuckle with a elbow drop!
Timmons: HE MISSED! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Edgebrook: Trek pulls Bruce to his feet as he squabbles on the ground about his elbow!
Timmons: HE HAS JUST PLACE ERIC ON HIS SHOULDERS!
Edgebrook: MY GOD! IT COULD BE TIME!
[Trek then whips him around stunning him with the Instant Replay...]
Timmons: INSTANT REPLAY! INSTANT REPLAY!
[As Mike Timmons was standing up he throws his papers all over the place as Edgbrook gets
mad...]
Edgebrook: Why you idiot, sit down!
Timmons: Shut up fruit loop!
Edgebrook: Trek's celebration is short lived as Stu dropkicks him from behind.
Timmons: Banks was able to hold back Stallion and Dane for a little while, but the two have managed to battle back.
[Stallion has Banks in a full nelson as Dane pummels away on him. They send Banks to the ropes and this time delivers a clothesline that sends him over the top rope crashing to the concrete.]
Edgebrook: Impressive showing by Banks. But the two on one eventually overtook him.
{{Bruce whips Stu off of the ropes and bends his back}}
Timmons: No you idiot! Never do that!! He’ll Kick you in the face or something
Edgebrook: Golden Opportunity for Stu Here…
{{As Stu rebounds off of the ropes, he runs at Eric Bruce, instead of kicking him, Stu does a leap frog sort of thing over him and catches Jackson Dane with a Bulldog}}
{{The crowd erupts}}
Timmons: What was that?
Edgebrook: Stu is laying into the helpless "main event" Jackson Dane
Timmons: It looks like the short lived alliance has ended. Stallion turns his back on the fallen Dane and goes after Trek.
Edgebrook: If he hits Trek too hard, there's a special someone who could be back on the market!
Timmons: James! It's not like you to talk like that. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Edgebrook: I'm just saying.....
Timmons: I'm the sick one on this team, now call the match.
Edgebrook: Bruce has slipped from behind and started attacking the unsuspecting Super Stu. Meanwhile Trek has gotten the upper hand on Stallion and sends him over the top rope. Stallion is out!
Timmons: Wait! He landed on the apron and rolled back underneath. We are still at five competitors here. Stallion is reborn!
Edgebrook: That was weak Mike.
{{Dane rushes in and goes right after Eric Bruce, tossing lefts and rights into the tag champs face}}
Edgebrook: Looks like Dane has something to prove here to Eric
Timmons: Kick his ass Jackson!
{{Dane tosses Eric off the ropes and nails him with a Spear....}}
Timmons: He broke him in half! Oh my god Dane is going all out on Eric Bruce! He picks him up......YES!!!
Edgebrook: Dane has just tossed The Phenom out, Bruce is gone! And we are down to four men, Super Stu, Jason Stallion, Trek, and that turncoat Jackson Dane
Timmons: Oh can it James, Dane is the man!
(Dane is pummeling Stu in the corner, raining right and left hands. Trek grabs Reborn, and connects with a lighting quick DDT. Trek follows with a quick leg drop across the throat of Stallion)
Edgebrook: The two members of DI are on full advantage here, taking over the ring
Timmons: Just like they are gonna take over the entire BJWC, just wait til Andrews get back!!
(The Main Event is a man possessed, laying the boots into an already fallen Super Stu. Jackson drags Gibson to his feet, hitting a hanging suplex on Stu. Trek is staying on the offensive as well, as he has a triangle choke hold cinched in on the newly acquired Stallion.)
Timmons: It is all DI, ALL THE TIME BABY!!!
Edgebrook: I think I am gonna be sick
(Dane plays to the crowd as the boo, Stu shows some life, hitting an uppercut into the Dane family jewels, bending over Jackson. Stu springs to his feet, connecting with a piledriver and quickly falling back to the mat, exhausted)
Edgebrook: A last ditch effort for Super Stu, but it took as much energy out of him as it did Dane
Timmons: When are they gonna learn, they can’t take out awesome group that is DI!!
Edgebrook: Mike, you got some shit on your nose…..
Timmons: Where???
(Trek grabs the waist of Jason, attempting a german suplex, but Stallion counters with a incredibly athletic move, flipping through before hitting a bulldog, smashing Triple’s head into the mat)
Edgebrook: WOW!!! What an AMAZING move by the BJWC newcomer
Timmons: Maybe he could join DI….they would be unstoppable!!
(Stu and Dane are both up, Jackson goes for a big boot, but Gibson sweeps the leg, knocking Jackson to his feet. Stu kips up, hitting a splash onto the Main Event. Stallion and Trek are in the corner, The Reborn is trying to lift Trek over the top rope)
Edgebrook: Trek is tettering on rope, his title shot hanging in the balance
Timmons: POOP ON HIM!! DO SOMETHING!!!
(Trek gives the ‘ol eye poke, forcing Stallion to break the hold. Stu puts Dane’s head between his legs, going for another pile driver. Dane counters by flipping Gibson back over him, both men fall again to mat)
Edgebrook: This is just an all out brawl
(Stallion takes back the offensive, hitting a quick toe kick to the mid section, then drilling Trek with a clothesline. Dane is on his feet first, pulling Stu in and connecting with a belly to belly suplex)
Edgebrook: Where are these four men getting this energy?
Timmons: This is what DI does for someone James, you just wouldn’t understand.
Edgebrook: And as a fat announcer you have a much better vantage point?
Timmons: Shut up Richard
(Stallion drops an elbow, but Trek rolls out of the way. Trek begins kicking Jason, then dropping a knee across the throat of Jason)
Edgebrook: Trek was playing possum
Timmons: It’s because he is…..
(Edgebrook cuts him off)
Edgebrook: If you mention DI I’m gonna cut your weiner off!!
Timmons: Trek sees his opening and leaps up attacking Dane. A double ax handle to the back of the head almost sends him over the top.
Edgebrook: Looks like it is every man for himself after all.
Timmons: They will still win, just watch.
Edgebrook: Stu hammers a couple hard chops into the chest of Jason Stallion. Stu sends Stallion to the ropes. He comes off, Stu with a high cross body. Stallion catches him in mid air and performs a fall away suplex sending Stu over the top rope to the floor.
Timmons: Stu eliminated again bacause of high flying tactics. Those just don't seem to work in battle royals.
Edgebrook: Dane has finally started to fight Trek off with some well placed elbows shattering his nose. As Trek's head snaps back, Stallion catches it and delivers a monstrous neck breaker.
Timmons: OUCH, could that be the move that ends Trek's career?
Edgebrook: Trek looks to be unconscious, this could be serious.
Timmons: Seeing that Trek is of no worry, Stallion attempts to finish off Dane.
Edgebrook: Dane has his eighth wind though as the two begin to exchange blows.
Timmons: What the? Trek just leaped up and is charging the other side of the ropes. He comes back with a double dropkick.
Edgebrook: He nailed Dane and Stallion sending them both over the top rope simultaneously!
Timmons: Trek has won!
Edgebrook: I can't beleive it! Trek has won it!
Timmons: Oh, I can't beleive it!
Edgebrook: He is asking for a microphone right now ladies and gentlemen! But who does he want at the PPV!
Timmons: I can't wait to find out!
[As Trek leans over the rope receiving his microphone and his Minnesota title from Diamonds, he moves to the middle of the ring. The fans begin chanting now...]
Crowd: Green Invasion! Green Invasion!
[Trek looks at them with a stern look wondering what the hell they are chanting about as he speaks with an abrupt yell...]
Trek: Live from Iowa City, the Trekster moves forward!
[As the fans are now screaming at the top of their lungs, Trek smiles as the refuse to let up. They then finally die down as he goes to speak again...]
Trek: There wasn't much of a memory in me a week ago, let alone the memories I have now. The
experience to get to stand her in this very ring and call myself any kind of champion, is unheard of.
Edgebrook: Okay, where is he going at with this.
Timmons: I don't know, but this should be good.
Trek: Not knowing merely of who it was I beat for this BJWC Minnesota title, kind of makes me lose
my feel for it. But before I do anything, I want to thank my father and Diamonds for pulling together
and helping me find my place here in this ring again.
[The fans begin applauding...]
Edgebrook: I may not care to much for his father, but he was a well respected wrestler many years
ago.
Timmons: How could you not care for the man, he is absolutely a hall of famer to this sport.
Edgebrook: Oh just shut up already. You are nerve racking.
Trek: Relearning history is what I have been doing while trying to live the future that lays ahead of
me. And from what I have heard is, I have had a lifetime of many accomplishments. Who else could
have shared all of them with me other then you the fans?
[The crowd cheers again...]
Trek: But what eats me the most, is not knowing what I should know.
[Trek holds the belt up a bit staring at it...]
Trek: Even the peices of life that you would think I could remember.
[He then tosses the belt on the mat of the ring as he cracks a little smile...]
Trek: That is why I am handing the title back to the BJWC.
Edgebrook: WHAT!?
Timmons: WHAT!?
Edgebrook: Never in all of the BJWC history, have I ever seen someone give up a title!
Timmons: I think the man bumped his head to hard now!
[As Trek then turns around with a look as the fans are in shock as a few cheer for him but not many
on this note. With a very toned voice, he begins to yell out again...]
Trek: Because at the PPV...
[The crowd starts screaming now...]
Trek: Whoever has that BJWC world title around their waste...
[The fans explode as they are about to blow the top off of the arena...]
Edgebrook: I THINK I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!
Timmons: You bet your ass!
Trek: I will be facing, whoever you are.
[As Trek smiles really big laughing, the fans refuse to let up as Trek climbs through the ropes
hopping down off of the apron leaving the BJWC Minnesota title laying behind. As "It is good to be
green" by Kermit the Frog plays, Trek's smile turns into a look of disgust as Trek and Diamonds
make their way back up the aisle to a arena filled of screaming fans...]
Edgebrook: You have heard it folks, it will be Trek versus the current BJWC world champion at the
time of the PPV for the world title!
Timmons: And I can't wait to see that explosive event!
EDGEBROOK: Our first Main Event of the night is coming up. ‘The Hardcore Pizan’ Dante Calavria will defend his title against "Kid Ego’ Diesel Warren.
TIMMONS: Malice is already in the ring, dressed in his nice and whiskey-stained referee shirt.
[VOICE]:"Are You Ready?"
((Crowd is buzzing, knowing what this means))
EDGEBROOK: The match up we’ve been waiting for….again
[VOICE]:"DO YOU know what’s coming?"
((Crowd is stirring with anticipation, people scream as they recognize the voice))
TIMMONS: Go Dante!!!
[VOICE]" The FUTURE is here and now"
((The fans get on their feet, waiting to see their favorite superstar))
EDGEBROOK: All the attacks from the back, their shattered reign as NeWA tag team champions…..
[VOICE]:" Prepare for the EGO!!!!
##I like your pants around your feet##
((The crowd absolutely EXPLODES in a face pop as they know whos coming))
ANNOUNCER: Now coming to the ring, representing the BJWC, from MILWAUKEE WISCONSIN!!!
((HUGE pop))
ANNOUNCER: Your challenger, ‘KID EGO’ DIESEL WARREN!!!!
##I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favorite damn disease##
((Diesel strolls out to a HUGE reaction from the fans. He is wearing red tights with ‘KID EGO’ down the sides in white and ‘BJWC’ across the butt in black. He is wearing shinny black boots with ‘KEDW’ down the sides in gold font. He has white tape on each wrist and a black armband around his left forearm. ))
##And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose##
EDGEBROOK: What kind of mindset must Da Kid have, knowing his former best friend Jackson Dane is lurking
((He is wearing no shirt exposing the tribal tattoos covering both shoulders, and a cross on the base of his neck. His clean shaven head glimmers from the spot light))
##Ooooh
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out
And now I know who you are
It wasn't that hard
Just to figure you out##
((He slides into the ring, and heads to the nearest turnbuckle. He throws his arms in the air as the crowd goes BONKERS. ))
EDGEBROOK: This one is for all the marbles
TIMMONS: Look at him…all smug and everything. Where’s Dante?
{Everyone looks towards the curtain but nothing happens. Suddenly the fans go wild as the camera’s cut to the ring where Dante jumps over the fan-rail}
TIMMONS: THERE HE IS!!!
EDGEBROOK: Dante Calavria slides under the ropes and as he is up to his feet, he spins Kid Ego around.
{DING, DING}
TIMMONS: Dante catches Da Kid off guard and whips him into the ropes. Kid comes flying back…
EDGEBROOK: CROSS-BODY BLOCK AND KID GOES FOR THE EARLY PIN.
1…
KICKOUT!!!
TIMMONS: FAST COUNT, MALICE!!!
EDGEBROOK: Oh come on. He kicked out after one.
TIMMONS: It was fast.
{Malice can be seen taking a flask out of his pocket and taking a drink. He quickly closes it as both men find their way to their feet}
EDGEBROOK: The two titans of the BJWC, nose to nose, arguing back and forth.
TIMMONS: Ego is just a fly compared to Dante, this is gonna be a cake walk.
(The two lock up as the flashbulbs fly, Dante quickly gains the advantage, pushing the smaller Ego into the corner. Malice asks for a clean break and Dante slaps the face of Diesel Warren)
Edgebrook: How cocky! He is trying to intimidate the challenger.
TIMMONS: And why not, Dante is the champ.
(Diesel rubs his jaw for a moment before SPEARING Dante out of his boots as the fans EXPLODE. Warren continues the assault, laying into DC with right and left hands. Calavria is dragged to his feet, sent into the ropes where Ego hits him with a belly to belly suplex)
EDGEBROOK: Look at the fire in Diesel’s eye, DC really woke him up.
TIMMONS: Come on Pizan, lets get out of this.
(Warren grabs the stunned DC, connecting with a stiff Russian Leg sweep as Dante rolls out of the ring to collect his bearings)
EDGEBROOK: Veteran move by Dante, trying to slow this match down.
TIMMONS: Everything about Dante is veteran.
EDGEBROOK: EGO IS UPSTAIRS!!
TIMMONS: Oh crap.
(Dante turns around, only to be CLOBBERED with a missile dropkick as both men tumble to the ground and the crowd ERUPTS)
EDGEBROOK: This kid is has that championship stare in his eyes!
TIMMONS: Oh shut your filthy mouth. Malice is starting to count them out.
1…
2…
3…
4…
5…
6…
7…
8…
9…
EDGEBROOK: Wait…Malice stopped the count and he pulled that flask out again.
{Malice walks over and sits on the top of a turnbuckle}
TIMMONS: HOW CAN HE BE DRINKING AT A TIME LIKE THIS????
EDGEBROOK: Well, Ego is up. He slowly climbs back into the ring. Dante is right on his tail though. Look at your champ now.
{Dante runs over and starts yelling in Malice’s face}
TIMMONS: This would have been considered a count out and Dante would of kept his title.
EDGEBROOK: Well Timmons…talk to the Prez about it.
{Malice turns his back to Dante and hops down off the turnbuckle}
TIMMONS: LOOK OUT DANTE!!!
{Flashbulbs pop}
EDGEBROOK: KID EGO JUST HIT A BEHIND THE BACK SPLASH ON DANTE, CAUSING MALICE TO GET SLAMMED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS WELL!!!
TIMMONS: Malice and Dante are still up, but woozy. Malice also has dropped his flask to the outside. Look at the fire in his eyes now. Uh-oh, don’t take away that man’s whiskey.
EDGEBROOK: Kid Ego grabs Dante by the arm…NO…Dante reverses it. Kid Ego comes flying back from the ropes…KNEE TO THE GUT and Ego is bent over in pain. Dante grabs him…MASSIVE powerbomb and the challenger is rolling around in pain. Dante drops for the pin.
1…
2…
KICKOUT!!!
TIMMONS: There we go champ. Dante is quickly up and pulls Kid Ego to his feet. He is going to crush Da Kid.
EDGEBROOK: Dante sets Kid Ego on the top turnbuckle. He grabs him around the…NO!!! Kid Ego pushes Dante to the ground. Instantly he is on the top rope as Dante is up to his feet. He jumps…lands on Dante’s shoulders…HURRICANRANA.
TIMMONS: GET UP CHAMP!!!
EDGEBROOK: Kid is back up and goes back to the top. MOONSAULT ONTO DANTE AND KID GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
1...
2...
KICKOUT!!!
TIMMONS: Now that was a fast count.
EDGEBROOK: Maybe because Dante caused Malice to drop that flask.
TIMMONS: Well both men are up. Kid charges Dante, but Dante moves…grabbing Kid from behind…GERMAN SUPLEX. Wait…Dante gets back up, still holding Kid Ego….ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX AND EGO IS DOWN!!!
1…
2…
KICKOUT!!!
TIMMONS: OH COME ON!!!
EDGEBROOK: Actually…I don’t think he is doing it on purpose. Malice’s eyes look sort of glassy. I think he drank more then that flask before he came out here.
TIMMONS: Well he better sober up soon. Because here comes Jackson Dane and Shane Andrews.
{Fans boo as Shane and Dane walk down to outside the ring. They just stand there watching the match}
EDGEBROOK: Well it looks like they have pulled Kid Ego’s sights away from this match. Ego is caught with a backbreaker.
TIMMONS: This evens things out greatly.
EDGEBROOK: Evens things out? Three on one is even?
TIMMONS: In my books it is.
EDGEBROOK: Anyway…Dante picks Kid Ego back up…
Edgebrook: Dante has really taken advantage in this match, just beating the tar out of the smaller Ego.
TIMMONS: Couldn’t happen to a littler turd.
(Calavria grabs Diesel, swinging and connecting with a swinging neck breaker. Dante stays up, dropping a fist across the forehead of Diesel)
EDGEBROOK: Everything with Dante is so calculated, no wasted movement
(DC grabs Warren, trying to pull him up to his feet. Da Ego quickly counters with a back elbow to the gut of the Pizan, then another, staggering Dante back)
EDGEBROOK: Still some fight left in the challenger
TIMMONS: Oh goody
(Diesel takes quick advantage, drilling a knife edge chop that echoes through the arena. DC is in the corner where Diesel is pummeling him with right and left hands. Warren leaps to the top turnbuckle)
EDGEBROOK: What is he gonna do now???
TIMMONS: DIE!!!
(Da Kid connects with a bulldog off the top rope as the crowd oohs and aaaahhs)
EDGEBROOK: What INNOVATION!!!
TIMMONS: DC could do that in his sleep
(The Pizan still has some fight in him, quickly bouncing up to his feet. Diesel charges, ducking a DC clothesline. Warren turns, plants….)
EDGEBROOK: EGO TRIP!!!! SUPERKICK!!! EGO TRIP!!!
Timmons: COVER!!!
1…
2…
TIMMONS: WHAT???
EDGEBROOK: MALICE PASSED OUT AND KID EGO IS FUMING!!!
TIMMONS: And her comes the calvary.
{Dane and Andrews both climb into the ring}
EDGEBROOK: This is outrageous. Someone has to stop this. Kid tries to fight back, but Shane grabs him from behind. DANE HAS THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AND HE SLAMS IT INTO KID EGO’S FACE. Ego goes down like a sack of bricks. Oh god tell me this isn’t happening.
TIMMONS: OPEN YOUR EYES…IT’S REALLY HAPPENING!!! This is great. Shane, Dante and Jackson are all stomping the hell out of Kid Ego. This could get no better.
VOICE: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!!!
{Cameras cut to the entrance ramp as the fans see Cyris Raven at the top of the entrance ramp}
TIMMONS: What’s he doing here?
RAVEN: You know Ego…I’ve sat back and plotted my own revenge on you.
{Fans boo}
RAVEN: Ever since Tyrone Alguard turned on me with Joey Numbers and you, I’ve wanted to spite you down like a little maggot.
{Raven walks down the aisle and climbs up into the ring}
TIMMONS: Is that a DI shirt he has on?
EDGEBROOK: oh good god no.
TIMMONS: IT IS!!!
RAVEN: Trek offered me a spot on Devastation Inc. before he lost his memory. And I’m sure Dante, Shane or even Jackson Dane would mind having the seven-foot one Hardcore Legend on their side.
{Shane, Dante and Dane smile}
TIMMONS: I surely wouldn’t.
EDGEBROOK: Kid Ego has backed himself into a corner, surrounded by these four monsters.
RAVEN: But you know what Ego. A lot of stuff has happened to me lately. And I’ve come to one conclusion.
{Shane and Jackson Dane lean against the ropes smiling as Dante walks over and sits on a turnbuckle}
RAVEN: Let bygones be bygones.
{Raven rips off the DI shirt to reveal a shirt that reads ‘THE CORE’ on it}
TIMMONS: WHAT????
EDGEBROOK: RAVEN TURNS AROUND AND CLOTHESLINES BOTH DANE AND ANDREWS OVER THE TOP ROPE. Kid Ego is up and cuts Dante Calavria off before he can get to Raven.
TIMMONS: Raven grabs the ropes…AND SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE…SLAMMING INTO BOTH ANDREWS AND DANE!!!
EDGEBROOK: All this commotion must of woken up Malice…because he is starting to stir. Kid grabs Dante…whips him into the ropes…Dante comes flying back…EGO BOOST! EGO BOOST! KID EGO DROPS FOR THE COVER AS MALICE CRAWLS OVER TO THEM!!!
1…
TIMMONS: Raven is stomping both Dane and Andrews, stopping them from getting in the ring.
2…
EDGEBROOK: LISTEN TO THESE FANS!!! THEY ARE GOING WILD!!!
3…
TIMMONS: Did he kick out?
EDGEBROOK: Malice is up…HE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!
{DING, DING}
EDGEBROOK: HE DID IT!!! HE DID IT!!! KID EGO IS THE NEW BJWC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
{Raven slides into the ring, handing the Heavyweight Title to Ego. Raven then grabs Kid Ego’s arm and raises it into the air}
TIMMONS: I can’t believe this is happening.
EDGEBROOK: Well just like you told me, Timmons. Open your eyes and look at our NEW Champion. Move over Devastation Inc…it looks like there is a new team in town.
{Flashbulbs pop all over the arena as Ego’s music blares over the speakers}
EDGEBROOK: Look at your Devastation Inc. now. All three of them are walking up the entrance ramp, cursing out the Hardcore Champ and our NEW Heavyweight Champ.
TIMMONS: Shut up.
ANNOUNCER: And now coming to the ring…standing at seven foot-one and weighing in at three-hundred and thirty-five pounds…he is the CURRENT B-J-W-C Hardcore Champion…Cyris….Raaaaaaaavvvveeeeeeennnnnnn.
{Fans pop}
{The lights in the arena flicker and then go out, but quickly come back on in sort of a black-light type light. The teletron lights up, showing a graveyard. Rain can be heard all around the arena}
KID: It’s a monster…
WOMAN: No…it’s a man.
MAN: No...it’s …it’s…
RAVEN: I’m the HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!
# I feel like I wanna smack somebody
Turn around and bitch slap somebody (bitch)
But I ain't goin' out bro (no, no, no)
I ain't givin' into it (no, no, no)
EDGEBROOK: AND HERE HE COMES!
{Cyris walks out of the back. He is wearing the Hardcore Title around his neck like a necklace, sporting his new 'HARDCORE LEGEND' shirt. He walks out to the top of the ramp and raises his hands into the air}
#Anxieties bash my mind in
Terrorizing my soul like Bin Laden
But I ain't fallin' down bro (no, no, no)
I won't lose control bro (no, no, no)
{Cyris throws his arms down as pyros shoot off. The added affect of the black-light, add an enhanced view to the pyros}
# Shackle and chained
My soul feels stained
I can't explain got an itch on my brain
Lately my whole aim is to maintain
And regain control of my mainframe
{Cyris walks down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans as he goes past}
#My bloods boiling its beatin' out propane
My train of thoughts more like a runaway train
I'm in a fast car drivin' in a fast lane
In the rain and I'm might just hydroplane.
{Slowly Cyris climbs up the steps and climbs into the ring. He goes around to each side of the ropes…and stands on them, raising his hands into the air as the fans get louder}
# I don't fear none of my enemies
And I don't fear bullets from oozies
I've been dealing with something thats worse than these
That'll make you fall to your knees and thats the
The anxiety the sane and the insane rivalry
Paranoias brought me to my knees
Lord please please please
Take away my anxiety
The sane and the insane rivalry
Paranoias brought me to my knees
Lord please please please
Take away my anxiety.
{The music fades out and the lights go back to normal as Cyris stands in the middle of the ring, waiting for Nick Jeffries}
["Sugarbuzz" by Marvelous 3 hits, and the crowd begins to jeer.]
Edgebrook: And here comes the North American Champion!
Timmons: Yeah, and what a great champion he is, huh? All I see on RW TV is
him getting his ass kicked over and over again. It happened again this last
week at their crappy PPV. Sam Smith busted him up so bad, he passed out!
Edgebrook: He did win that match, I should point out.
Timmons: Yeah, well he could have lost just as easy.
Edgebrook: Not to mention he beat Ace Member and Mercenary here just a
couple weeks ago.
Timmons: Bah. It was lucky.
[Nick Jeffries comes out wearing a black WICKET 3:16 T-shirt, a pair of jean
shorts, combat boots and black fingerless gloves. The NWA NA title is
strapped around his waist. He makes his way down to the ring, acknowledging
the fans, but for the most part keeping his eyes on his opponent in the
ring.]
Announcer: Now entering the ring, hailing from Blaney Park, MI and weighing
in at 220 pounds, the defending NWA North American Champion -- NICK
JEFFRIESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
[Jeffries hands the North American title to a ringside attendant as the ref
calls for the bell.]
[DING! DING!! DING!!!]
[ Cyris Raven charges Nick Jeffries, catching him offguard with a quick Lou Thesz press, and begins pummeling him with a flurry of stiff lefts and right, peppering him in the jaw and in the face. Cyris Raven rolls off, and a welt has already been raised under Nick Jeffries right eye. Cyris Raven picks him up, shoots him across, and catches him in a fireman's carry on the rebound, slamming Nick Jeffries to the mat with a HUGE Samoan Drop. Cyris Raven doesn't waste any time, as he quickly picks Nick Jeffries back up, and presses him high over head, pumping him up and down with ease as he walks calmly around the ring.]
Edgebrook: What a show of power by Cyris Raven.
Timmons: Nick Jeffries will rebound, he is the true champ here.
[Cyris Raven pumps him up and down again, slowly this time for show, then calmly walks to the ropes and throws Nick Jeffries to the outside. Cyris Raven smiles, then runs to the opposite ropes, comes off, and gets a full head of steam as he vaults the top rope, nailing Nick Jeffries on the outside with a suicide dive!!!!]
Edgebrook: Cyris Raven is really taking it to the champion here this evening!!!!
Timmons: Well he's certainly come out like a man possessed!
[Cyris Raven picks Nick Jeffries up by the back of the neck and the tights, rolling him under the bottom rope into the ring, then following in himself. Cyris Raven reaches down for a pickup, but Nick Jeffries grabs his arm and rolls over in a modified arm drag before staggering to his feet. Cyris Raven rolls up quickly, stunning Nick Jeffries with a big haymaker, then grabs the hand of Nick Jeffries and sends him into the turnbuckles. Nick Jeffries stops just in time and turns around, then ducks a Body Splash by Cyris Raven. Nick Jeffries summersaults to his feet, and Leap Frogs over Cyris Raven when he goes for a Spear.]
Timmons: Cyris Raven can't catch Nick Jeffries.
[Nick Jeffries charges and leaps up into the air, going for a Dropkick to the face but Cyris Raven bats his legs away. Cyris Raven lifts up Nick Jeffries and boots him in the gut, then goes for a DDT, however Nick Jeffries nails a forearm to the ribs, then hooks up Cyris Raven, and delivers a beatiful Northern Lights Suplex, bridging for the pin.]
1....
KICKOUT!!!!
Edgebrook: Too early in the match for that to take hold.
Timmons: Hell of a move though.
[Nick Jeffries up quickly, bouncing to the ropes, hopping up on top, and comes off with a nice moonsault, catching Cyris Raven full in the chest. Nick Jeffries rolls off, kicks up, and waits a brief moment before drilling Cyris Raven with a short-range dropkick. Jeffries picks Raven off the mat, and takes him over with a snap-over into a headlock, but Raven quickly kicks out. Both men return to the vertical base, but Jeffries is quicker, catching Raven with two quick knifeedge chops, then backs him into the ropes. Jeffries looks for the whip, but Raven reverses and sends Jeffries across instead. Jeffries comes back, ducking a Raven clothesline, but can't avoid the boot to the gut, and subsequently gets drilled with a gutwrench suplex. Raven follows up with a pickup and another gutwrench, adding emphasis to the second as he nearly throws Jeffries clear through the ring!]
Edgebrook: And Raven with another power move! Let's see if he can take some of the wind out of Jeffries sails.
T: If there was any gambling in Iowa City, I would put it all on a Jeffries comeback.
[Raven picks up Jeffries, then kicks him in the gut and slings him over his shoulder. He takes Jeffries to the corner, and sets him on top.]
Edgebrook: What does Raven have in mind here?
[Raven mounts the second turnbuckle, wrapping his arms around Jeffries waist, and steps up to the top rope before flying off with a twisting overhead belly-to-belly suplex!!! Raven rises, wipes his hands, and picks up Jeffries legs, shooting an arm through and turning him, locking him in the Miami Cloverleaf!!!! He pulls Jeffries to the center of the ring!
Edgebrook: RAVEN HAS HIM LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!
[Jeffries tries to push up on his arms, and manages to get to a raised position, but Raven rocks back and applies more pressure. Jeffries screams in agony, and at the same moment, Raven screams in effort, rocking back even further, threatening to snap Jeffries back in half!!!]
Edgebrook: How much more pressure can Jeffries handle! How much more pain can he stand?!!!
[Jeffries pounds the mat before trying to get to the pushed-up position again, and he succeeds, with his face all twisted in pain, he slowly and agonizingly pulls himself to the ropes.]
[The referee forces the break, and Raven rocks WAAAAAAY back one more time before he releases the hold, maximizing the effect. He stands back as Jeffries rolls to the ropes, using them to pull himself up. Raven quickly moves in before Jeffries can defend his injured leg, kicking him in the left knee hard, then methodically kicking it again and again before landing a chop to Jeffries chest. Raven backs Jeffries in, shoots him across, and measures Jeffries as he hobbles back on the rebound, scoring with a vicious spear to the legs.]
Edgebrook: Raven continuing to work over the legs of Jeffries.
Timmons: Come on Jeffries, go for Raven's hurt knee.
[Raven picks Jeffries up, and shoots him hard into the corner, following it up with a lariat into the corner. Raven grabs Jeffries again, looking to send him across again, but his leg can't hold the pressure of running, and Jeffries crashes into the corner headfirst as he falls. Raven comes over, pulling Jeffries leg outside the ring as he rolls under the bottom rope. He pulls Jeffries over to the corner, draping each of his legs on either side of the ringpost, then proceeds to slam Jeffries left knee into the ringpost!]
Edgebrook: Great strategy by Raven as he continues to work over that weak leg.
Timmons: You always root for the cheaters, this is uncalled for.
[Raven rams the leg in again, and then pick both legs up, flipping himself up and locking Jeffries in a Figure 4 around the ringpost!!! The referee slides out and admonishes Raven, then starts to count as Raven pulls backward with all he has, letting his weight and gravity do further damage to Jeffries leg before breaking the hold and rolling back into the ring. Raven drags Jeffries into the middle of the ring and covers!!!!]
1.....
2.....
KICKOUT!!!!
Timmons: And Jeffries stays in the match with a kickout!
[Raven picks Jeffries up, setting his head between his legs before taking a moment to pose for the crowd. Flashbulbs go off everywhere, and Raven shouts to the picture takers, looking to finish Jeffries off.]
Timmons: The glory hound is wasting valuable time here!
[Raven picks Jeffries up, looking for a powerbomb, but Jeffries counters with a hurricanrana, sending Raven over with a look of shock on his face. Raven up quickly, but Jeffries scrambles and meets him with a deep arm drag, and a second, and then a third. Jeffries stands, and Raven stands and charges, but Jeffries ducks under, hoisting Raven up with some difficulty before scoring with a Backdrop Driver!!!]
Edgebrook: How'd Jeffries get back into this thing?
Timmons: Don't ever gamble with me James, I'll eat you alive.
[Jeffries picks Raven up, cinching him in and taking him over with a T-Bone suplex, and once again mounts the top rope, this time flying off with a huge elbow drop that scores into the center of Raven's chest, knocking the wind from him. The move takes its own toll on Jeffries, as he rolls around the ring for a couple of moments, clutching his left knee, before making a cover.]
1....
2....
ThreNO!!!! NO!!!!! KICKOUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!!
Edgebrook: What a matchup!
[Both men struggle to their feet, Raven up just slightly quicker because of the damage to Jeffries knee. Jeffries ducks a quick Clothesline from Raven and then turns around to boot him in the gut. Jeffries grabs the hand of Raven and pulls him in, short-arm style, and then lifts him up quickly in a Fireman's Carry then keeps it going, nailing a picture-perfect DDT, making Raven land right on the top of his head.]
Timmons: Beautiful short-arm DDT, I must admit.
[Jeffries lifts Raven to his feet, then lifts him up in a Fireman's Carry. He bends his knees a little bit, then throws Raven into the air, making him move in mid-air. Raven starts falling and Jeffries grabs his head, falling down with him in a 3/4 Neckbreaker.]
_WHAM!_
Timmons: Beautiful Fireman's Carry into 3/4 Neckbreaker!
[Jeffries starts climbing the turnbuckles, and he gets up to the very top rope. He's facing the inside of the ring, at the fallen Raven. Jeffries leaps off the top rope, flipping in mid-air, Shooting Star Press style. Then he comes crashing down, but not before flipping one more half so he lands on Raven in a Senton Splash fashion.]
Jeffries goes for the cover.
1.........................
2.........................
3.........................
Edgebrook: Jefferies retains his title.
Timmons: Raven can't believe it.
(All of a sudden, the lights go black. As the crowd ooo's and ahh's, a video reel begins on the big screen. It shows a long shot of Logan facing the camera. He's speaking)
It takes... determination... It takes... a very big heart... It takes... a lot of emotion... It takes a lot to be a professional Wrestler... BUT.. It takes a psycho..to do what I do...
(As soon as that's said, a HUGE orange pyro explodes at the entrance. The video reel continues showing shots of Logan's matches. After this, "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays. As the smoke clears, orange spotlights fill the arena. Finally they fix on the entrance as Logan makes his appearance. Almost simultaneously, another couple of huge orange pyro's explode before the lights come back on. The smoke clears as Logan begins to make his way out. He has a mic in his hand. He stands up at the top of the ramp and speaks)
Logan: CYRIS!!! OH CYRIS!!!!
(Cyris stands, and keeps his eyes pinned on Logan. He speaks)
Logan: CYRIS!!! I have something for you. A gift, if you will. He told me you'd love it. SO... HERE'S YOUR GIFT FRIEND!!!
(The lights dim again, as a video reel comes up. It's the same graveyard we saw in Logan's dream and in Raven's promo. We see the two graves, mother and daughter. Except, something is wrong)
Edgebrook: HE SMASHED THE TOMBSTONES OF MANDREAN AND HIS CHILD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
Timmons: I.. I.. DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!! (Logan is just standing there with a smile on his face)
Logan: HEY CYRIS!!! YOU ENJOY IT MAN!! I KNOW YOU WILL!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Logan drops the mic, and exits the area into the back)
Edgebrook: Well folks, on that bizarre note, we are out of time.
Timmons: See everyone next Riot.
