Timmons: This is the last event before Wrestlebowl.
Edgebrook: You'd think it would be difficult for anyone to top the last episode of Storm, but I think we might just do that tonight.
Timmons: You said it James. We have an NeWA tag title match. Along with a stable war, and two hard'core matches, along with a Minnesota State title defense.
Edgebrook: We have a lot of ground to cover tonight folks. So we are going to go right down to the action.
Timmons- Great that’s all we needed is a drunken Irish man in our federation.
Edgebrook- Anyways Tonight he will be going up again Chris Harley, a man that came from the HWF under high regard, but since his debut here in the BJWC he has been quite lack luster.
Timmons- Lack luster? He has done nothing! He and the HWF can burn for all I care.
Edgebrook- Like you care anyways Mike.
{Big Brat by Phantom Planet starts to play through out the arena as Shamos O’Hanlon walks out through the entry ramp, green strobe lights start to flash on and off, Shamos is wearing a Green Robe and the words “Irish Pride” written across the back}
Announcer- Now on his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds and standing at 6 feet tall, here is Shamos O’Hanlon!
Timmons- Great we have a wanna be boxer now, this is wrestling buddy! Go drink some more
Edgebrook- You notice Mike, the BJWC has a lot of alcoholics in it.
Timmons- True.
{Grindin by N.O.R.E. starts to play as pyro explodes from the entry way, Chris Harley walks out from the back, the crowd does not respond well}
Announcer- Now on his way to the ring weighing in at 284 pounds and standing at 6 feet and 1 inch, here is Chris Harley!
Edgebrook- And it looks like we are about to get ready in this single fall match up!
Timmons- This might actually be not half bad
{Ding Ding}
{Harley is quick on the attack and locks up with Shamos, Harley gets Shamos into a head lock, But Shamos throws him off into the ropes, and meets him with a devastating clothesline.}
Timmons- Whoa the Irish boy had some power behind that one!
Edgebrook- That was nothing but brute force! Chris better check his fillings after that one!
{Shamos picks up Harley and puts his head under him, lifts him up and hits a Pile driver}
Edgebrook- Wow haven’t seen a classic move like that in a long time!
Timmons- Shamos going for an early cover! What is he thinking?
1…
Kick out
Edgebrook- I agree, way to early for that.
{Harley is picked up again by Shamos, but Harley starts to sink the forearms into the gut of shamos and than performs a dropkick, Shamos goes backwards but not down. Harley dashes toward Shamos but Shamos picks him up and sidewalk slams him to the mat.}
Timmons- What Impact! Harley had some offense going, but Shamos quickly put an end to that!
Edgebrook- This is going to be a short match if Harley doesn’t start doing something worth while
{Shamos starting pummeling Harley on the mat, the ref starts the five count and shamos breaks. Harley rolls outside to catch some wind}
Timmons- looks like Harley is rethinking his strategy
{Shamos quickly dives out after him and starts to chase Harley around the ring, the circle the ring twice and Harley dives back in the ring, Shamos dives in as well but is met with an elbow to the back}
Edgebrook- Harley had that figured out from the get go, Shamos fell for that one.
Timmons- He may be strong but not to bright.
{Harley spins around and gets shamos into a camel clutch, but shamos puts his foot on the ropes. Harley breaks the hold}
Edgebrook- a mistake from Harley, Shamos just got in the ring! Harley now continuing the attack
{Harley start to pick up Shamos and than hooks him up and lands a suplex, Shamos grabs the small of the back as Harley starts laying the boots to Shamos.}
Timmons- There we see some fire out of Harley, he might actually try to win this match!
Edgebrook- I don’t know shamos looks like he is getting pumped up, the crowd is getting behind him!
{Shamos grabs the foot Harley he starts to get up Harley goes for an Enziguri Kick but Shamos ducks it, Shamos locks on for a German Suplex and bridges it}
1
2
thr…. KICKOUT!
Timmons- Close one there, Great move from Shamos
Edgebrook- that was text book! Harley is in a bad way again!
{Shamos starts to pick Harley back up and the lock up again, Shamos gets around behind Harley and lands a Russian Leg sweep. Shamos steps back a few feet and drops a fist to the face of Harley, the ref warns Shamos about keeping his fist open.}
Timmons- What a cheater! You cant punch people like that in the BJWC!
Edgebrook- Oh come on Mike you are all for violence
Timmons- Yea I am but not when I am the one giving out the punishment.
{Shamos now picks Harley back up and tosses him into the rope, Shamos lowers his head, Harley stops and DDT’s Shamos to the mat. He rolls him up for the pin..}
1
2
KICKOUT!
Edgebrook- Good move by Harley, but it wasn’t enough,
Timmons- I think Harley is starting to get pissed off here James. Look at the frustration!
{Harley lands a leg drop, and than starts to pull Shamos back to his feet. But Shamos hits him in the gut. Harley offers a fist back. They start to trade blows}
Edgebrook- Welcome to a slobber knocker! Both men are now just beating the hell out of each other.
Timmons- Come on ref what are we paying your for!
{Harley lands another fist, and Shamos staggers. Shamos answers back, and Harley falls to a knee, he gets up slowly and fires back. Harley with another, and another, Shamos is starting to become weary}
Edgebrook- I Think Harley is getting the momentum he needs he keeps landing the those punches and Shamos looks like he is going to go down in the center of the ring!
Timmons- Here comes another right, Shamos wont fall! Harley now goes to the ropes
{Harley bounces off the ropes and heads straight for Shamos, all he meets is a fist square to the face. Harley falls straight down to the mat}
Edgebrook- The Golden Shot! That was Shamos’s move!
Timmons- But how it was a blunt punch to the face!
Edgebrook- I think it was open fisted I couldn’t tell, never the less the ref starts the count
1
2
3!!!
{Ding Ding}
Announcer- Your winner via pin fall, Shamos O’Hanlon!
Timmons- What a crock of crap! Of course something like that would be allowed, with Alguard and Blitzkrieg in charge now.
Edgebrook- That had nothing to do with it! Shamos was the better man tonight.
Timmons- I don’t know about his opponent though, Chris Harley doesn’t seem to have much fight left in him.
Edgebrook- I heard from Vinny Risso, that he might be going back to the HWF but who knows!
Timmons- I for sure don’t.
Timmons- What is Edgebrook?
Edgebrook- How the hell should I know? If I knew, it wouldnt be much of a surprise.
**Numb comes over the PA system as Tyrone Alguard starts to walk out to the ring, he is wearing a pair of windpants and a muscle shirt. He is wearing his sunglasses as always. The crowd seems excited for him to be out here**
Timmons- Oh this is great this asshole is out here.
Edgebrook- That asshole is one of the guys singing your checks now you better be careful
Timmons- Vice Prez, World Champ it doesnt matter, Alguard is nothing to this federaton and never will be
**T.A. receives a mic and walks to the middle of the ring, the crowd starts to chant T.A....T.A....**
T.A.- Welcome everyone to Storm!
**The Crowd explodes into cheers**
T.A.- Now ya'll prolly want to know what i am doing out here right in the beginning. Now i would have taken care of these things backstage, but something like this, i believe all of the Loyal WC fans need to witness. So i would like to Invite Blitz out here to join me in the ring so that we can "discuss" a few things. So Blitzkrieg bring your piddly ass out here.
Edgebrook- Well...Here comes the BLITZ!!
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*KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
"The feelings I once felt are now dead and goooone. I've waited here for you for so very........loooooong.. Oh, waited here for you........for you"
* Blitzkrieg climbs into the ring with a mic in hand, his music quickly fades away*
Edgebrook- I do think business is about to pick up here Timmons.
Timmons- I hate agreeing with ya, but i think your right.
Blitz- Wow the show just kicked off and you already made two mistakes here tonight Alguard. Number one, nobody calls me out. And number two, I dont care who you are, you dont step foot in this damn ring, and make fun of Blitzkrieg.. you got me boy?
**T.A. takes off his sunglasses and folds them and clips them to his shirt**
Edgebrook- Oh my! T.A. is taking off his glasses! He has moved right to the face of Blitzkrieg!
T.A.- Listen here boy, you may think you are big stuff, but you are nothing to me, just like everyone else in this federation. But i have nothing against you, in fact i can see great talent in you. And i know that you and i have something in common. We both hate Malice...
Timmons- Wait a second. Alguard seems to be backing off a bit. Maybe he sees potential in Blitzkrieg.
Edgebrook- If he does, I know i dont see it.
Blitz- Ok, you got my attention Alguard. I admit that I am not exactly a fan of Malice, Hell I been telling people that since I got here. But that still doesnt explain why the hell you called me out here.
T.A.- See i understand you want at Malice, and i dont know if you are just riding on my shoulders ya know using the most dominant wrestler in the WC right now to do your dirty work. Malice is a bug to me like a lot of people. But see There is a problem with this little contract.
T.A.- You see in the past Prez's and VP's have always been nice to their wrestlers, they screw them over in matches and make their lives living hells. Hell even Malice told me to just back off and let you play this all mighty act. But you know Blitz, this whole you cant hit me until i hit you shit. Ya know it may effect Malice but it sure as hell doesnt make me sweat a drop
Edgebrook- Oh wait a second, I knew it, I knew this wasnt a friendly visit by T.A.
Timmons- Oh shut up you idiot. Pay attention
Blitz- Well, "Golden Boy", you see I dont care who you are. I dont care that your the champion. Fact is Alguard, I dont care who Malice is fighting just so long as I can be involved. Unfortunatly your the person involved...But uhh... your right. the stipulation doesnt mean a damn thing between you and me
Timmons- Oh no dont be stupid Blitzkrieg, he'll knock you out.
**T.A. turns his head with a smirk on his face. Than in a flash he rushs Blitz but stops right before making contact. Blitzkreig does not flinch. T.A. starts to laugh in his face**
Edgebrook- Oh I thought T.A. had finally had enough! I Thought he was going to take it to teh next level!
T.A.- Blitz, you are not worth my time. I just came out here to let you know that. So you deal with Malice the way you want to, i dont care. But if you even think of messing with me than it will be the end of all the residents of Blitzburgh
Edgebrook- I dont think you can get anymore to the point than that Timmons. T.A. just let Blitzkrieg know not to be stupid in that ring.
Timmons- Oh come on, you know that Blitzkrieg isnt that smart. He listens about as good as your deaf dog "Lucky"
Blitz- I'll tell ya what, you smug son of a bitch, I'll stay out of your way, if you stay out of mine. That work for you? Think you can handle it? Or does the best wrestler in the WC see a problem with that?
Edgebrook- I honestly dont think Blitzkrieg realizes who he is talking to.
T.A.- Wow im Surprised that you wised up finally Blitz. Deal. From this point on i wash myself of your stinky, piddly ass.
**T.A. starts to walk away he puts his leg through the ropes, but stops.**
T.A.- Oh there is one more thing Blitz. I know i could give 2 shits about you. But there are 2 people that want to shit all over you.
Edgebrook- Wait a second! Joey Numbers and Kid Ego have both entered from behind Blitzkreig! they came through the crowd!
Timmons- They are attack Blitz! Both Numbers and Ego are laying it to him. T.A. is getting a good laugh out of this, But he is not laying a finger on Blitz!
Edgebrook- T.A. now directing traffic! I think Blitz is out cold he is barely fighting back! its a 2 on 1! How unfair!
Timmons- Ego grabs Blitz! COCK BOTTOM! Thats one of T.A.'s moves!
Edgebrook- i Guess that training at T.A.'s mansion did them some good!
Timmons- Now Numbers grabs Blitz from Behind, He lifts him up! Total Annihilation! Another Alguard move!
Edgebrook- Blitz has been laid out! What is going on!
T.A.- Listen here you piece of shit, i am not going to touch you, that doesnt mean that you wont feel the effects of my handi work. Just remember you can jump me at any time. But it will be to no avail... When you are dealing with Hardcore Annihilation, and The Annihilator
**Until I Die by Story of the Year blares over the PA system as The Team of Hardcore Annihilation leave the ring.**
Edgebrook- All we were missing was Cyris Raven and this would have been a Massacre by Hardcore Annihilation
Timmons- Dont say that Edgebrook, enough has happened already.
*Suddenly Blitz starts rolling around in the ring working his limp body towards the ropes. He uses the ropes to slowly try and pull himself up.*
Edgebrook- Even with the beating that Blitzkrieg has just taken from the hands of Hardcore Annihilation, it looks like he is going to try and get up here.
Timmons- My god, the entire crew just took him on a ride, and he's dumb enough to get back to his feet before they have completely made their way up the ramp. What a moron.
Edgebrook- Well folks he's leaning against the turnbuckle here, but I dont think he has had enough..
Blitz- HEY!! HEY ALGUARD!! Hold on you son of a bitch. I'm not done with you yet. Get your ass back here..
Edgebrook- WHAT? is he insane?
Timmons- It would appear so. He just got his ass kicked by two men from behind, and now he wants the ring leader back in the ring with him.
T.A.- DO we really have to come back down there right now? AS you can see you are nothing Blitz, And just like you said i am staying out of your business, Take it up with Numbers and Ego
Blitz- Fine with me Alguard, but I think you might be interested in this. You see that little piece of paper you signed last week got me involved in a little bit more than just your match.
Edgebrook- What? whats he talking about?
Timmons- I have no idea, this must be that announcement we had heard about.
* Blitzkrieg pulls out a copy of the same contract from his back pocket, and holds the now crumpled paper in front of his face.*
Blitz- Part 3, article 12... You and Malice signed it. You agreed to it. You both agreed to make me Commissioner of the BJWC. Thats why you should read what the hell your signing before you sign it.
Timmons- Oh my gosh.. No way.. haha.. what a genius Edgebrook.
Edgebrook- Look at H.A. they are all pissed off! Number and Ego are advancing to the ring!
Timmons- Wait T.A. is holding them back
T.A.- I hate paper work. So congrats you got one by the brass of the WC. Like i said you are a quick one. But remember one thing, I am still the Champ, and Your Boss, and most of all I Am The Annhilator!
**T.A. puts the mic up in the air, the crowd starts to chant. T.A... T.A... T.A....**
Edgebrook- If its one thing, no matter what T.A. does he always has the crowd at his back
Blitz- I promise you this Alguard. My boss or not. H.A. just made the biggest mistake possible.
Timmons- We got to take a break Edgebrook. Blitzkrieg the new Commissioner?
An out of the darkness,
The zombie did call,
True pain and suffering he brought to them all,
Away were the children to hide in their beds,
For fear that the devil will chop off their heads.
Then announcer says over the p.a. system.
The announcer: On his way to the ring, weighting in at 355 lbs. From Tombstone, Nevada. “the Nightmare” Tony Floyd
Shriek the lips
Across ragged tongue,
Convulsing together.Sing
violently, Move the jaw
Cry aloud. Bound up the Dead
Triumphantly
Then 43 seconds in to the song Super beast the pyros hit the stage and ignites it on fire. Then Tony Floyd comes out of the middle of the flames, almost as if he is stepping out of hell itself.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
You pray so hard on bloody knees.
The ragged they come and
The ragged they kill!
Down in the cool air I can see.
Then the flames die down on the stage and then the walkway burst in to flames, which form a path to the ring that Floyd walks down to with a pissed off look on his face.
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast
Hey, Yeah - I'm the one that you wanted
Hey, Yeah - I'm your Superbeast
Then Floyd steps in to the ring, and as he does so the flames totally die out as if on command. Then he grabs ahold of the ropes and give them a strong pull. After he gets done doing that he then makes a gesture to his opponent to bring it on.
[The Saint is already in the ring as the bell sounds.]
[Saint goes for a lock up and is met with a knee to the stomach, followed by a vicious round house sending him through the ropes and to the floor. Floyd doesn’t waste any time jumping out after him. Floyd picks up the dazed Saint and presses him over his head.]
Edgebrook: Amazing display of strength by Tony Floyd
[Floyd throws Saint like a dart straight into the corner post. Blood squirts all over the place. He quickly snatches up the bloodied Saint executes a perfect powerbomb onto the railing.]
Timmons: Who pissed in this guys Weaties this morning.
Edgebrook: Floyd has been on a bit of a losing streak lately. Apparently Saint is going to be the one to pay for it.
[Floyd picks up Saint and tosses him over the top rope. He climbs in after him and Irish Whips him to the ropes. On his return Floyd nails a vicious lariet that nearly takes the Saints head off.]
Edgebook: This is getting ugly Mike.
Timmons: Saint is covered in blood. That shot to the cornerpost did some serious damage.
Edgebrook: Tony Floyd is now BITING the forehead of the Saint causing him to blead even further.
Timmons: Do we know his blood type? Because he going to need some. The ring looks like we slaughtered a cow in there.
[Floyd nails the “The Bomb from Hell”. Four consective power bombs without ever releasing his opponent.]
Floyd goes for the pin.
Edgebrook: And mercifuly this match is over.
1.....
2.....
Edgebrook: NO, FLOYD PULLS HIM UP. Floyd interupted his own pin.
Timmons: Floyd going for a tombstone pile driver.
[The Saint falls limply to the mat. Floyd presses the unmoving Saint over his head and hurls him over the top rope crashing him into the steel railing again.]
DING! DING! DING!
Timmons: The referee has determined that the Saint was no longer fit to continue.
Edgebrook: Thank god, we don’t need any deaths occuring in the ring.
Timmons: The medical staff is being very careful as they load the Saint onto the stretcher.
Edgebrook: [Back at Ringside] It's Joe Raper... One half of The Twisted Union.
Timmons: We'll see him later tonight when he teams up with Raven... Err Robert Letner to defend the NeWA Tag Team Titles against the Axis Of Evil.
Edgebrook: Here's BJWC's very own Jack Trades meeting Raper to get a few words about his match tonight.
[Trades appears at the edge of the shot and is just able to get the microphone into the shot before Raper Pie-faces him with a open hand pushing him out of the way.]
Raper: Parlez vous de francais... [Do you speak french]
[Slight Pause]
Raper: Didn't think so..!
[Another Pause]
Raper: Micheal [Prounced Me-shell] Mon ami [My Friend]
[Acadian Wrestling Bi-lingual Reporter Micheal Thibeault steps into the shot.]
Micheal: Bon soir Mon chums... [Hello my friends.] I'm here to let everyone know that Joseph Rapier... Is How you say. Going to speak publicly about his opponents The Axis of Evil.
[The camera focuses on switches focus from Micheal to Joe.]
Raper: Bosoir Popol... [Hey Buds] [Reverts back and forth from English to French] I gotta say... I'm not happy with the Axis. They're different... They look different, They talk different, Que tu es emmerdant... [It pisses me off.] And who is this Allah guy they keep talking about. Casser la gueule ŕ quelqu'un [When I meet him, I'll kick the shit out of him.]
[Both Joe and Micheal laugh, probably at the fact that they just tore into the AOE for being and talking different, and then did so while talking in a different language.]
[Joe stops laughing, and becomes serious.]
Raper: Tonight we face off against the Axis... Tonight I show the Billy Jay why...
[Wink]
[Smile]
Raper: I'm not your Average Joe Raper..!
LANIER RILEY VS TRIPLE "666" TREK
These two battled feircely. Trek showed talent that we have not seen from him in a while. Lanier came out the victor with his three count pin winning just one second before the time expired. A great dule that we hope to see again.
Timmons: “This should be good! Let’s see some blood!!”
[“Hit That” by Offspring blares over the PA system. Psychomania walks out and down the ramp with a purpose, his new manager trails behind.]
Edgebrook: “Wow, this kid looks like he’s ready to kick some ass, eh Mike?”
Timmons: “Indeed.”
[The crowd gives Psychomaina a mixed reaction as he climbs in the ring. He stands there and awaits his opponents.]
Edgebrook: “Wait, whats that!?”
[Crack!!]
Timmons: “Nomad jumped out of the audience and just smashed Psycho with a chair!!!”
[Lights go out, the arena is in pitch dark.]
[“Du Hast” by Rammstein blasts throughout the arena, the fans rise to their feet as Nightmare bolts for the ring, title in hand.]
Edgebrook: “Here comes the Hardcore champ!!
[Nightmare slides in the ring and charges toward Nomad.]
Timmons: “clothesline by Nightmare! Nomad is sent tumbling over the top rope to the outside!”
Edgebrook: “Psycho is up! Nightmare turns!!
[Crack!]
Timmons: “Pyscho just leveled Nightmare with a chair!”
[Psycho looks to the outside at Nomad. Psycho runs for the turnbuckle and climbs it, he waits for Nomad to get up.]
Edgebrook: “Nomad turns! Cross-body on Nomad!!! NO!! Nomad with a dropkick to Psycho’s face in mid air!”
Timmons: “You know that hurt…”
[Nomad starts to put the boots to Psycho as Nightmare runs at him from behind with a forearm to the back of the head.]
Edgebrook: “Nomad and Psycho are down! Nightmare looks to take advantage, hes rooting under the ring apron.”
[Nightmare pulls out a pair of table, he slides one in the ring and sets the other one up outside. He continues to walk over to the Psycho and Nomad, both of them starting to get up. Nightmare grabs Psycho by the back of his mask.]
Edgebrook: “Low blow by Psycho!”
[Nightmare’s knees buckle and he cringes in pain. Psycho begins to unload punch to Nightmares face.]
Edgebrook: “Double clothesline by Nomad!!
Timmons: “Nice!”
[Nomad stumbles over to the table that is set up on the outside of the ring. He folds it up and slides it in the ring. He grabs a chair and walks over to Psycho and Nightmare.]
Edgebrook: “Psycho the first to get up! He turns!
Timmons: “Uh oh..”
[Crack!!!]
Edgebrook: “HOLY SHIT!! What a blow by Nomad! Psycho’s forehead is busted WIDE open!!”
Timmons: “Hahaha. I love it!!!”
[Nomad grabs Psycho and throws him in the ring. He turns to tend with Nightmare.]
Edgebrook: “ Nightmare is in the ring!! PIN!!”
1!!
2!!!!!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!
SAVE BY NOMAD!!
[Nightmare gets up quickly, obviously pissed off.]
Edgebrook: “Reverse DDT by Nightmare!!”
[Nightmare looks over to the table laying in the ring, he picks it up and unfolds it.]
Edgebrook: “He picks Nomad up and lays him on the table! Nightmare climbs the tunbuckle!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON NOMAD THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! NIGHTMARE PINS!!”
1
2!!!!
NO!!!!
Edgebrook: “ PSYCHO BREAKS TO PIN WITH A FROGSPLASH FROM THE OTHER TUNRBUCKLE!!!!! WOW!!”
Timmons: “Not bad, not bad..”
Edgebrook: “All three of them are laying side by side motionless!!! Psycho’s blood is everwhere!!”
Timmons: “The ref is checking the three of them to see if they’re still breathing.”
[After a minute Nightmare is the first to get up. He leans back against the turnbuckle in exhaustion as Psycho and Nomad begin to stir.]
Edgebrook: “Nightmare’s up! Pyscho is too! Now Nomad! All three of them are up! looks like they're sizing eachother up…"
Timmons: "fight you pussies!"
[Suddenly the lights go out in the arena. White lights begin to flash throughout the arena.]
#Scalpel#
[The fans erupt.]
#Sponge#
#Wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing!#
#We're gonna have to shock him!#
#We're gonna have to shock him!#
#Oh my God!#
["Brain Damage" by Eminem blasts throughout the arena.]
#These are the results of a thousand electric volts#
#A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!"#
[Brandon Lloyd steps out onto the ramp and the fans go nuts.]
Edgebrook:"It's Brandon Llloyd! What's he doing out here!?"
[Brandon pauses at the top of the ramp for a minute and looks around at the crowd. He looks down to the ring at the three guys and begins to head down the ramp toward them. Brandon stands up on the apron, and takes his time setting foot in the ring.]
Edgebrook: "Look at his arrogance! Who the hell goes he think he it?"
Timmons: "Just shut up and watch!"
[Brandon stands in the ring and looks around at all three of the guys. He gives them an evil grin and sticks his arms straight out on each side, as if saying "come and get it!". Nomad picks up a chair down by his feet and runs at Brandon..]
Edgebrook: "Big boot to the face!! Brandon almost took Nomad's head right off his shoulders!!"
Timmons: "What an idiot."
[Nightmare and Psychomania look at eachother and nod, they charge Brandon with a double clothesline.]
Edgebrook: "Brandon doesnt ever budge! He grabs Psycho!"
Timmons: "OVERDOSE!!! OVERDOSE ON THE CHAIR!!!"
[Brandon gets up and turns around.]
Timmons: "Chair shot to the head by Nightmare!! He busted the big man open!!"
[Blood begins to pour from Brandon's head. Brandon wipes his head and looks at his hand.]
Edgebrook: "The sick bastard is smiling!!"
[Brandon waves his finger at Nightmare and begins to walk towards him.]
Timmons: "Kick to the gut! Oh shit.."
Edgebrook: "GRAVIS ONE-HANDED CHOKESLAM!!! RIGHT ON TOP OF PSYCHO AND NOMAD!!!!”
[Brandon looks around at his destruction as he licks to blood off his lips the drips down from his forehead. He then begins to head back up the ramp as the fans chant "BIG G! BIG G!"]
Edgebrook: "He had no right!"
Timmons: "Sure he did. He was just showing these guys how its done James."
Edgebrook: "Nobody is moving, they're all motionless! Nightmare is on top of the two men! The ref counts!”
1
2!!!
3!!!!!!!!
Edgebrook: “Nightmare wins! He regains his title!”
Timmons: “With a little helping hand. Although, he doesn’t really look like he enjoyed the help to much does he James? HAHA.”
MINNESOTA STATE CHAMPIONSHIP
THUNDERCAT VS BLITZKRIEG
Thundercat took advantage of the beating that Blitzkrieg took earlier in the show and showed his abilities briefly at the onset of this match. But after that Blitzkrieg put on a wrestling clinic and completely dismantled the champion and became the new Minnesota State Champion.
Timmons- Ya know a lot of people are pissed at Jae for what he said, but you know I think he has some valid points, he has done a lot for this federation in a short time.
Edgebrook- Never mind that we have some news from backstage, lets take you back there!
{Jae Sensation is walking up to the back area ramp before his intro, But Jerome Titax is standing the middle of the walkway not letting him pass}
Jae- What the hell do you want suit?
Jerome- Im not here to shoot the shit with you punk, I’m here to deliver a message from Alguard. He tells me to tell you that If you can pin G-Crusher tonight, 1 2 3, than he will trade you away from the BJWC.
Jae- That easy huh. Consider it done tell him to get the papers ready.
{ The Arena Dims Slightly
A English Women’s Voice Is Heard Over The P.A.
"These Wounds...They Will Not Heal"
A loud shot of pyro goes off filling the arena with smoke
"Krawlng" by Linkin Park blast through the arena
Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing what is real Crawling in my skin These wounds, they will not heal Fear is how I fall Confusing, confusing what is real
Jae'Sensation emerges from the smoke determined and focused, dressed in his usual ring attire and his black and blue Brand Jordon Hoodie with Jae'Sensation across the back; he plays heel to the fans
I'm crawling in my skin (Crawling in my skin) These wounds they will not heal (These wounds they will not heal) Fear is how I fall (Fear is how I fall) Confusing, confusing what is real Confusing what is real...
Jae'then hops on the ring appron,strikes a simple arm over the head pose, and another rounds of pyro sound off,Jae' test the ropes as the music plays out
Theres something inside me that pulls beneath the surface Consuming, confusing This lack of self-control I fear is never ending Controlling, I cant seem To find myself again My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence, and i'm convinced that there’s just too much pressure to take)
I've felt his way before, so insecure...}
Timmons- Tables, Ladders, and Chairs have been scattered through out the ring, Jae already has a chair in his hands he seems pumped
Edgebrook- For some reason he wants out of the BJWC, I frankly hope he does go. But beating G-Crusher is a tough task few have done. Wait Something is going on backstage… AGAIN!
{The scene quickly shifts backstage to the same area that Jae and Jerome were a second ago. But this time there are 4 men. 3 of those men are the 3 members of the Axis of Evil, the 4th man is Merlin Reynolds who is laying face first on the floor. The member of AoE can be heard laughing behind their masks.}
Edgebrook- Those guys again! I can’t believe it! G-crusher is hurt all ready!
Timmons- Looks like Jae’s dreams might be coming true tonight!
Edgebrook- Well the AoE has now left Merlin is getting to his feet, but he is beaten all ready, what is he going to be able to do in the ring?
[The lights go out...]
[...silence...]
[Bass hits the PA system as a strange mechanical voice grates to a techno backbeat.]
[Out steps the one... the only...]
[Merlin "g-Crusher" Reynolds.]
~~Gray... No petals... No introduction Gray matter... for intropection Water making... and breaking... seeming fine~~
~~Faith... No martyr... No resolution Depth... of water... over our heads in Breath... restricted... all suffocation~~
[As the word BREATH echoes over the speakers, g tries to make his casual, almost seemingly effortless leapfrog entrance over the top rope. But he has been beaten too much already, you can see him wincing in pain! But Jae doesn’t wait for him to get in the ring he meets him with a baseball slide! Merlin Flies back and lands on the floor]
{Ding Ding}
Edgebrook- I cant believe G is still walking, he has taken a beating by the AoE and now Jae is not holding anything back.
{Jae grabs a ladder that was propped up on the side of the ring he climbs the top turnbuckle and measures up Merlin}
Timmons- You have to be kidding me if he is going to try and do this.
{Jae leaps off the turnbuckle and keeps the ladder in front of him, the ladder starts to fall toward Merlin, but he moves out of the way, Jae rolls off the end of the ladder.}
Edgebrook- What is Jae thinking! He could have ended Merlins career right there!
Timmons- But he would have won the match. That’s drive right there!
{Merlin gets up and slides into the ring. Jae quickly follows and his G in the back with an axe handle fists. G falls to the mat. Jae lowers a knee to the small of the back of G and starts slapping the back of G’s head}
Edgebrook- This is what I am talking about, the disrespect he has for wrestlers, especially a wrestler with the history of G-Crusher
{Jae stands up, and Merlin is still laying on the ground. Jae goes over to the corner where a table is laying on the mat, he starts to stand it up. But G is up and is waiting for Jae to turn around. He does and he meets a spear}
Timmons- Jae’s back just got smashed into the side of the table! That’s pain!
Edgebrook- It serves him right
{G lifts Jae up onto the table and he steps up on it. He puts Jae on the top turnbuckle. G has positioned himself on the table. A couple of punches to the side of Jae keeps him subdued. Merlin Jumps up in the air while hooking Jae’s head and DDT’s him through the table!}
Edgebrook-………
Timmons- I… cant..
Edgebrook- What a move! G- Crusher still looks like he has some fight in him! And Jae is out cold, and is busted wide open!
Timmons- I don’t know who looks worse, G or Jae right now, but neither man is getting up.
Edgebrook- What a move though! Merlin is trying to finish this one right now!
{Merlin and Jae start to rise at about the same time. Jae is bleeding from his face. They lock up Jae lifts a knee and makes Merlin fall to the mat, Jae now grabs Merlin and lifts him into the air for a stalling brain buster! Jae rolls over on top of him}
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Edgebrook- These two are really taking it to each other. That was a close call with the two count
Timmons- talk about going to your reserve so early in a match!
{Jae is back up and has a chair in his hands. He is taunting Merlin to get up, and slowly Merlin starts to rise}
Edgebrook- Look out G!
{Jae dashes in and swings the chair, but G sidesteps him and grabs the back of his head and lands a neck breaker. Jae falls hard and drops the chair, Merlin jumps up and rolls him over and applies the G-Crush}
Edgebrook- There it is The G-Crush! Its all over!
Timmons- No way!
{The Ref gets into position and starts to talk to Jae}
Edgebrook- Few have gotten out of this move, and Jae looks to be in a load of trouble!
{CCCCRRRRAAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!}
{Jae grabbed a chair and threw it back and hit Merlin and broke the hold}
Timmons- well that is one way to get out of that move, what devastation!
Edgebrook- Jae is staggering up, he is still bleeding and feeling the effects of the G-Crush.
{Jae staggers up and starts to position a table in the corner, he props this one up, he goes over to Merlin and picks him up, he puts Merlin over his shoulder. He starts to run toward the table and sends Merlin right through it.}
Timmons- How many tables are they going to break! Merlin getting the main pain out of that move.
Edgebrook- Simple yet very effect, just plowing someone through a table. Sensation goes for the pin
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Timmons- How is he doing it? I don’t understand!
Edgebrook- I don’t know how but jae is starting to get frustrated. He picks up another chair, and once again he is playing a waiting game
Timmons- Jae you fool! What happened last time!
{Merlin gets to his feet again, Jae charges and misses another chair shot. Jae spins around before Merlin and shoves the chair into the gut of Merlin. He cowers down in pain.}
Edgebrook- There’s the set up!
{Jae grabs Merlin and spins him around. EQUALIZER!}
Timmons- The Equalizer! This one is over. Merlin falls like a sack of oranges to the mat.
Edgebrook- Come on Merlin get up!
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Timmons- So one has just pulled the foot of the referee!
Edgebrook- Who is that.. No it can’t be!!
{A Man slides into the ring. The ref starts to yell at him to get out of the ring. The man picks up a chair and clobbers the ref.}
Timmons- It’s…
Edgebrook- IT’S THE ICON TYLER LEE!!!
{Jae gets up and pushes Tyler from the back, Tyler whips around and slams the chair off the head of Sensation, Sensation falls to the ground. He than tosses the chair to the mat and goes to set up a table outside of the ring. Tyler goes over and picks up the broken body of G-Crusher}
Timmons- Is he going to do what I think he is going to do?
Edgebrook- No Tyler don’t do that.
{Tyler picks up Merlin and power bombs him over the top rope and through the table outside of the ring. Merlin isn’t moving but you can see that he is still breathing. Tyler turns around and grabs another table. He sets it up in the middle of the ring}
Timmons-G-Crusher has been, well… CRUSHED! What is the purpose of this Tyler?
Edgebrook- What a brutal match. Wait Tyler is leaving the ring, what was with the table though?
{Until the Day I Die by Story of the Year blares through out the arena as Tyrone Alguard, Joey Numbers, and Kid Ego walk out from backstage. The walk down the ramp as Tyler is walking up it. Tyler and Tyrone stop and take a look at each other.}
Timmons- Don’t tell me T.A. and Tyler are going to get into it!
Edgebrook- Tyler isn’t that stupid, T.A. has the rest of H.A. behind him!
{T.A. starts to shake his head and smirks at Tyler, and walks past him, Tyler walks back up the entry ramp. T.A. and Numbers and Ego all enter the ring. T.A. has a mic in hand.}
T.A.- So Jae, weren’t too Sensational tonight were you, looks like you wont be getting outta the BJWC just yet. But wait I have a good idea of what to do, since you think you are gods gift to wrestling.
{T.A. falls to the floor and looks at the bloody face of Jae Sensation, he takes his sunglasses off and looks him in the one eye that is open.}
T.A.- Jae I am putting you into the Ultimate Bowl, and here is the stipulations, if you can win The Ultimate Bowl and take that ring that has eluded many of the BJWC’s greatest members than I will let you decide to wear you want to be transferred too.
T.A.- But if you lose, which I know your lil piddly ass will. If you lose, You are going to be fired and NEVER allowed to wrestle in the BJWC or any of the NeWA federations EVER AGAIN!
Edgebrook- What a stipulation! Sensation’s career is on the line!
Timmons- This will be a true test for him!
T.A.- Oh yea and one more thing Jae.
{T.A. drops the mic, Numbers comes over and grabs the other side of him. They both lift him up to his feet, Kid Ego is on the other side of the table that was set up in the ring. Tyrone and Numbers whip Sensation into the ropes and as he comes back they both grab Jae by the legs and lift him into the air. At the same time Kid Ego jumps in the air and grabs the falling head of Jae Sensation. Jae Slams through the table and Kid Ego Drives Jae’s face, face first into the mat. He is out cold.}
Edgebrook- Both people in this match have been knocked unconscious!
Timmons- Yea who did win this?
Edgebrook- I don’t know I guess it is a DQ, now medics are coming out from the back to pick up the pieces!
Timmons- Oh this is gonna be great Edgebrook. Imagine 6 guys that absolutley hate each other squaring off to see which side is more dominate.. Oh I cant wait.
Edgebrook- Well with that said folks, lets get ya started with tonights Main Event..
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*KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
"The feelings I once felt are now dead and goooone.
I've waited here for you for so very........loooooong..
Oh, waited here for you........for you"
* Blitzkrieg climbs into the ring with a mic in hand, his music quickly fades as he stands at the top of the enterence ramp*
Edgebrook- Now what the hell does this jackass want?
Timmons- You better watch who you call a jackass, he's your new boss you know?
Edgebrook- He's just a dime a dozen rent-a-cop they appointed Commissioner. He isnt the boss of me. He's a complete jackass Timmons, thats what he is.
Blitz- I am going to make this short and very sweet.
Seeing as how both the President AND the VP are in the following Main Event Match; neither man can add or change any stipulations. And as the new BJWC Commissioner, I feel its my duty to give these fans what they really want.
Edgebrook- Wait a second. I dont like this. He hasnt been Commisioner for an entire show without throwing his weight around.
Timmons- Oh shut up, you never know, it could be something good.
Blitz- So tonight in that very ring. The Stable Wars "Tag Match", has become the Stable Wars Elimination Tag Match. Good luck.
Edgebrook- well I am glad that the new Commissioner got that out of his system, now can we actually get this match started or what?
Timmons- Oh give the guy a break, at least he's entertaining.
Edgebrook- Oh shut up.
The lights dim as blue strobes fire throughout the arena in a chaotic dance.
"Orion" by Metallica blasts over the sound system.
Out steps Malice with a bottle of Jack Daniels. He does his patent Malice salute to the crowd before downing a swig of Jack. Brandon Lloyd and Randal Fyne follow closely behind..*
Edgebrook- Well Reckless Endangerment has made their way to the ring.
Timmons- And they are looking pumped....
Edgebrook- Well here comes the team we have all been waiting to see in the ring as a unit. Here comes Hardcore Annihiliation
Timmons- Lead by the biggest waste of them all Tyrone Alguard, I swear this is a record for him, he hasn’t left the company yet.
**The lights go out the fans get to their feet, camera flashes can be seen through out the crowd.**
Edgebrook- Oh come on, not this again!
Timmons- We need to get better generators or something!
**Thump Thump**
**Thump Thump**
*The crowd starts to stir getting ever loader**
Edgebrook- Is this more from the ghost of Yonce? What is going on?
**Until the Day I Die, by Story of the Year starts to play through out the areana, but it is still pitch black the sound of motorcycles can be heard coming from backstage.**
Edgebrook- Do you hear that Mike?
Timmons- I don’t get it.
**Two headlights can be see coming from opposite sides and the sound of motorcycles gets even loader. And suddenly the two motorcycles jump up a ramp and onto the main part of the entryway, two pyro blasts explode as the motorcycles were up in the air. The bikes come down and the drivers take off their helmets, Its Joey Numbers and Kid Ego**
Edgebrook- What and entrance!
**Than with a explosion of golden Pyro from the entryway, out walks Tyrone Alguard, his girl Jennifer follows out behind him. The BJWC Heavyweight title shines in the light that now fills the arena. Numbers and Ego both dismount their bikes and meet T.A. in the middle of the ramp and start to walk down.**
Announcer- Now coming to the ring, The Team of Hardcore Annihilation, “Kid Ego” Diesel Warren, Joey Numbers, and the BJWC Heavyweight champion, The Annihilator, Tyrone Alguard.
**T.A. is in his usual attire, Both Joey Numbers and Kid Ego are in their usual as well, but they have on Hardcore Annihilation T-Shirts which read, “H.A. wont make you laugh, but we’ll make you look funny”**
Edgebrook- And there they are, they are pumped and ready
Timmons- Impressive, but can they be a team…
**DING DING DING**
Edgebrook- Finally the bell sounds and we are under way here on Storm. Its going to be Fyne and Numbers opening things up.
Timmons- Look, Numbers wasted no time there, he went in right away after the Fyne one.
Edgebrook- Numbers attacking Fyne from behind with a series of right for-arm blows to the back. Fyne, quickly slumps against the ropes. Numbers grabs him, irish whip far side, flying leap over Numbers shoulders, Fyne off the ropes again...Oh!! And Numbers with a beautiful drop kick to the face of Randal Fyne.
Timmons- Wow, I think he just knocked the fillings out of Fyne's teeth. What a drop kick.
Edgebrook- Numbers taking the advantage, applies a hammer lock to the right arm of Fyne. Timmons he is really grinding down on that mid level submission hold.
Timmons- Yeah but Fyne isnt gonna give up that easy.. Look he's already getting to his feet. Come on Randal. Edgebrook- Fyne slowly works back to a verticle base, he sends Numbers into the ropes, leap frog....Numbers plants his feet, Reverse irish whip again into the ropes... Oh My what elevation.
Timmons- That back body drop about sent Fyne right over the top rope.
Edgebrook- I think Fyne has had enough of this he just rolled out of the ring, and I think, yes he is, I think he is grabbing himself a chair. Oh god what the hell is he gonna do with that?
Timmons- He's gonna get disqualified if he uses it. last i checked this isnt hardcore rules Mike..
Edgebrook- Fyne back he is winding up.....wait a second, Ego is climbing the ropes.. I think he gonna leap.
Timmons- Oh My god!!! Dragon screw off the top rope. Fyne is down. He coulda just broke Fyne's neck with that shot.
Edgebrook- And folks Fyne is not moving here, that caught him right in the shoulders. And Numbers with a cover...
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Edgebrook- I dont know how he kicked out of that. Numbers is upset saying it was a slow count. And I think to ease the tension here Kid Ego has just tagged himself in.
Timmons- Gosh how is he still able to move after that jarring blow?
Edgebrook- I dont know, but Ego is wasting very little time here. He's got Fyne back to his feet. Lifts him up.. SIDE SLAM.. and Fyne still unable to shake the cobwebs from that quick assualt at the beginning.. He really needs to make a tag here.
Timmons- He needs a lot more than that Edgebrook, He needs a Miracle.
Edgebrook -Ego now, sends Fyne into the far corner. Ego charging, Fyne ducks out of the way....OOHH!! Ego just went Sternum first at full speed into the turnbuckle pad. And now Fyne is making his way.....wait a second where is headed?
Timmons- Fyne is going back to that chair. And look, Numbers and Malice are distracting the referee.
Edgebrook- Fyne grabs the chair, Ego woozey turning around.......OOOOH!! What a thunderous shot. And yes.. I think... I think the referee saw it...
RING ANNOUNCER- Ladies and gentlemen, Randal Fyne, has been disqualified.. Team Reckless now trails 3-2..
Timmons- I told you he was going to get disqualified.. What an idiot.
Edgebrook- Be that as it may, Kid Ego has been busted wide open here.
Timmons- Uh-oh, look who's coming in though. They are sending in Brandon Lloyd.
Edgebrook- Kid Ego is in no shape to face Lloyd at the moment. Lloyd is slowly making his way towards Ego. Ego almost to his corner....Lloyd starts to charge...Uh-Oh....uh-oh.... Ego made the tag.. Ego made the tag. Here comes T.A.
Timmons- oh and you know that Alguard has just been waiting for a shot at Lloyd. Lloyd and TA lock up. Lloyd powers TA into the corner where Malice throws a cheap shot from behind. TA nails Malice with a vicious elbow sending him off the apron to the concrete.
Edgebrook: The VP letting Malice know that those cheap maneveurs won't be tolerated.
Lloyd gets the jump on TA well he is momentarily distracted by the fallen Malice. Lloyd waste no time pummeling TA with some powerful shots. Whip to the ropes. Vicous clothesline by Lloyd.
Timmons: Malice still isn't up.
Edgebrook: He must have taken a hell of a fall.
Lloyd sends TA to the ropes again.
Edgebrook: Picture perfect powerslam by Brandon Lloyd
Timmons: James, Malice isn't down, he was under the ring. And he has just come out and is behind the opposite corner. Numbers and Ego don't see him.
Edgebrook: He has a lead pipe Mike.
Malice hammers away at the knee of Kid Ego. Numbers attempts a save but Malice catches him with a pipe shot to the head. The ref turns to see what is going on, but Malice has disappeared under the ring again.
Edgebrook- And now thanks to Malice's pipe work, Numbers is busted wide open too. and the damn ref didnt see a thing.
Timmons- haha.. he nailed them both with the pipe, he's a genius Edgebrook. A genius.
Edgebrook- Lloyd is too busy laughing about what Malice just did.. Dont turn your back on Alguard.
Timmons- Brandon turn around you idiot.
Edgebrook- COCK BOTTOM!! COCK BOTTOM!! COCK BOTTOM!! and I think that Brandon Lloyd is dazed at the moment. Alguard is going for the pin..
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Malice with a save, to break the count.
Timmons- Where the hell did Malice come from? I didnt see him come back out from under the ring.
Edgebrook- Me either, but he just saved Reckless Endangerment another loss. And Now Malice is getting a few good shots on Alguard while the referee is trying to restore some kind of order here. Lloyd is slowly crawling his way back to his feet while Malice and Alguard are jawing at each other. And finally Malice goes back to his corner.
Timmons- This one is gonna get out of hand before it is all said and done.
Edgebrook- Alguard makes his way back to Lloyd, Lloyd is still shaking off that Cock Bottom. Alguard rushes the towards him. Lloydcounters the rush with an elbow to the face. and now Lloyd seems to be building momentum. He is assualting TA with a series of right hands. Alguard is starting to get wobbly legged.
Timmons- Brandon still has a hell of a lot of fight in him.
Edgebrook- Brandon with a scoop slam on TA, and now...its time... Brandon has tagged in the boss.
Timmons- Oh to steal your line Mike, Business is damn sure about to pick up here.
Edgebrook- Your damn right it is neither of these men like each other. Malice is actually waiting for Alguard to get up. And thats not taking much time TA quickly leaps to his feet, and now both men are standing in the center of the ring eyeballing each other.
Timmons- Their having a stare down in the center of the ring.. I think this could explode at any second Mike.
Edgebrook- And there they go both men are weilding right hands. this has turned into an old school slugfest. Neither man giving any ground. Malice sends a razor sharp right hand into T.A.'s temple, but TA shakes it off and follows it up with one of his own. TA sends another right hand to side of Malice's face, Malice drops to one knee, and......ooooh.. he went down stairs there. Malice with a blatant low blow there.
Timmons- I dunno about you Edgebrook, but that looked like it hurt. TA is hunched over there, Malice really slammed him good down there.
Edgebrook- Malice bounces himself off the ropes... OHHHH.. TA waited for him. TA just gave the president a clothesline from hell. and now TA is quickly back to his feet. He was play possum the whole time there. He brings Malice to his feet, irish whip into the turnbuckle. TA charges.. Flying body splash in the corner, and now Malice is rocked.
Timmons- Malice needs to get out of that corner now.
Edgebrook- TA, climbs the turnbuckle for a 10 count..
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Edgebrook- Wait a second, here comes Lloyd.. Loyd grabs TA from behind....POWERBOMB OFF THE SECOND ROPE..! and now TA and Malice are both down. Lloyd is still in the ring, but here come Ego and Numbers from behind. and now they are double teaming Lloyd. Ego with a chop block to Lloyd's knee....SPEAR!! SPEAR!! Joey Numbers just Speared Lloyd as Ego went for his legs.
Timmons- they could have just caused serious damage to that knee.
Edgebrook- and now the referee has lost control of this one. All 5 men remaining are now in the ring. Ego and Numbers are stomping away on Lloyd who is laying there grabbing his leg in pain. But Malice is back to his feet. Malice bounces off the far rope, using his own momentuuuuuum...Flying Lariat... Oh No..
Timmons- Ego saw Malice coming and ducked. Malice just inadverantly nailed the referee. The referee is out cold Edgebrook. We got a whole new ball game now.. haha, this is great.
Edgebrook- And now TA is back to his feet, he's going after Malice. But look at Malice he has escaped the ring like a scalded dog, but Numbers and Ego are giving chase.
Timmons- Hold on Mike, look at TA. He was about to go outside of the ring to help attack Malice, but he just noticed an injured Lloyd laying in the center of the ring.
Edgebrook- I think TA is about to get a little retribution here. Oh God TA dont do this. TA has gone and grabbed the chair that Randal Fyne used to get himself disqualified with. This can not be good for Brandon Lloyd.
Timmons- Alguard is standing directly over Lloyd now, he has the chair up over his head.....................
(THE LIGHTS FADE DOWN)
Edgebrook- What the hell? Fans it seems that we have lost power here, we do apologize. Tyrone Alguard was about to level Brandon Lloyd with that chair.....
*THHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK*
(THE LIGHTS FADE BACK ON)
Edgebrook- OH MY GOD ITS ROBERT LETNER. HE'S IN THE RING HOLDING A CHAIR OF HIS OWN... AND TYRONE ALGUARD IS LAYING FACE FIRST ON THE GROUND... DAMN IT.. DAMN HIM..
Timmons- Oh my gosh, what the hell is Letner doing here?
Edgebrook- That son of a bitch just laid out TA with a chairshot, and Alguards been busted wide open here folks.
Timmons- Mike, Mike, look...look at this...
Edgebrook- Oh son of a bitch not again... OOOOH!! Letner just nailed Alguard again with that damned chair.
Timmons- Somehow while the lights were out Malice was able to knock out Ego. Kid Ego is laying a puddle of his own blood here, and Joey Numbers appears to have been nailed as well.
Edgebrook- Every member of HA got assaulted when those lights went down, thats for damn sure. and you can bet Malice had this planned from the get go.
Timmons- Thats what makes him a genius.
Edgebrook- Letner is running through the crowd now like a scalded dog. He's getting the hell out of dodge. Malice rolls Numbers back into the ring. Numbers head is dripping with blood. He has a wicked gash over is right eye. And now Malice, continues to go to work on a seemingly unconscious Kid Ego.
Timmons- I told you it was about to explode.. And look at Lloyd, now he has the chair. Both Alguard and Numbers are lying defenseless in the middle of the ring.
Edgebrook: Malice STILL has Kid Ego laid out on the outside, while Brandon Lloyd has just LEVELED Tyrone Alguard and Joey Numbers! Despite the 2-on-3 disadvantage, Reckless Endangerment has found a way to gain the upper hand!
Timmons: Yeah, genius. It's called a "chair". It's what Lloyd just used to take out TA and Numbers.
Edgebrook: Not exactly the most honest, fair way to get the job done, but effective nonetheless.
[Lloyd circles TA and Numbers, stepping back towards the middle of the ring. Letting go of the chair with one hand, he lets the foreign object hang loose towards the mat. A snarl crawls onto his face, as he motions with his hand for TA or Numbers to get up -- daring them to try and make a stand.]
Edgebrook: The ref is out COLD, and things aren't looking good for Hardcore Annihilation! Malice is still laying the boots to Diesel Warren on the floor beside the ring. Meanwhile, Lloyd's just BEGGING one of his opponents in the ring to climb to their feet!
Timmons: They should just stay down. They're screwed, anyway.
Edgebrook: There's always hope, Mike! And these men are fighters! They never quit! They never say di-
*UM OF THE EARTH, C'MON! **
["Scum of the Earth" by Rob Zombie.]
[The fans in the arena who know what that means POP!]
Edgebrook: I know that music! But it couldn't be...
[Malice and Brandon Lloyd turn and face the entry-way as a figure SPRINTS out from behind the curtain, almost FLYING to the ring. Malice's eyes go wide; Lloyd just begins looking anxious. The man, chair in hand, slides into the ring -- bypassing Malice and Diesel Warren -- and locks eyes with Brandon Lloyd!]
Edgebrook: TYLER LEE has RETURNED to the BJWC! HE'S BACK! THE ICON IS BACK!
[Lee stands on the opposite side of the ring as Lloyd, adorned in a blue short-sleeved button-up silk shirt and black leather pants. The legs of said pants run down his legs to meet and overlap a pair of black boots; his thick, muscular neck is hugged tightly by a blue, black, and white bead necklace. His black hair is a little longer than it was before, getting shaggy and wavier now. Covering his eyes are the trademark mirrored sunglasses.]
[Malice watches the goings-on in the ring carefully, keeping one eye on Kid Ego at his feet.]
Edgebrook: Tyler Lee is in the ring, and he's having a good old-fashioned staredown with Brandon Lloyd! Lee and Lloyd have always had an INTENSE rivalry!
Timmons: Thanks for that little nugget.
Edgebrook: Lloyd grips his chair with both hands, taking a fighting stance, watching Lee's every movement with a hard gaze! Lee takes a step towards him, readying his own chair. This brings back memories from DENTED back in '99!
Timmons: Hey, look! TA's starting to stir behind Lloyd, and he doesn't even notice it!
[Sure enough, Alguard is slowly starting to claw his way to his feet, staying behind Lloyd. As Tyler Lee and Brandon Lloyd continue their staredown, Tyrone makes his way to one knee, then eventually to his feet.]
Edgebrook: AND TA IS UP ON HIS FEET! And Lloyd has no idea! TA CHARGES LLOYD!
*THHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK**
Edgebrook-WHAT?!
Eimmons: HAHA! I guess that answers one question!
Edgebrook: TYLER LEE JUST NAILED TYRONE ALGUARD! He used that chair to just PASTE him, and TA is OUT!
[Malice, still on the floor, starts laying the boots to Warren again, satisfied with what he's seen. Lloyd, however, isn't so sure. Lee drags TA's limp body over to the side of the ring, kicking him out to the floor. Returning to the center of the ring, still holding the chair, he walks up to Lloyd, getting his face.]
Edgebrook: Whoa! Maybe everything's not so cut and dry! Lee and Lloyd having another staredown, this one up close and personal! And both men still have chairs!
Timmons: That means this should be a technical masterpiece!
[Then, without having said a word, The ICON slowly backs off, a smirk etched onto his face. Never taking his gaze off of Lloyd, he backs away and drops to the mat, rolling out of the ring with his chair. Still not turning his back, keeping his attention on Brandon Lloyd, he raises one hand, waving his index finger back and forth -- imitating Lloyd from earlier in the night -- before finally disappearing to the back.]
Edgebrook: Lee's just gone now -- as quickly as he came -- but the damage is done! TA seems to be out of this match! But why has Tyler Lee come back?! And why did he help Reckless Endangerment?!
Timmons- Better question here, how many more people are going to take a shot at TA tonight?
Edgebrook- That question is about to answered right here... LOOK!!
Timmons- Oh my god what the hell does he want?
Edgebrook- Its Mustafa from the Axis of Evil. He is running down the ramp at full speed. He just flew past Malice.. what the hell?? He just grabbed Lloyd.
Timmons- Wait a second.. Lloyd didnt seem to like that very much.
Edgebrook- Mustafa is yelling something at Llo.....oh wait a minute, Lloyd just handed that damn chair to Mustafa. Now Lloyd is peeling Tyrone Alguard off the ground... He's gonna hold him in place here... Come on dont do this.....dont do this.....NOOOOOOO!!
*CRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK*
Timmons- Mustafa just smacked TA with that chair again. and TA is out.
Edgebrook- TA was out when Letner hit him the first time. What the hell are these people's problems? Mustafa, slowly wiggles his way out of the ring. Now he is walking back up the ramp just as quickly as he came down it.
Timmons- The referee is coming too Edgebrook.
Edgebrook- Lloyd puts his foot over Alguards chest. How juvenile is this man?
Timmons- Juvenile maybe, but its a cover nonetheless.
Edgebrook- This one is academic at this point. Lloyd with his single foot cover..
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(DING DING)
RING ANNOUNCER- Ladies and gentlemen, Tyrone Alguard has been eliminated from this contest. The match is now even at two men a piece.
Edgebrook- Well with Alguard gone here it is going to be interesting to see which member of HA will take over the role of legal man. Both Ego and Numbers have had a hell of a beating.
Timmons- ask and you shall recieve Edgebrook, look... Ego is slowly sneaking back in the ring.
Edgebrook- WHAT A KICK by Diesel!!
Timmons- Thats his new move, he calls that the Ego Trip!!
Edgebrook- He may have just knocked Brandon Lloyds head off with that shot. Lloyd is down, and now Malice, who is still the legal man turns.. EGO BOOST!! EGO BOOST!! MY GOD FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! THATS HIS FINISHER...
Timmons- Oh my god this would be a major upset right here if the kid can do it.
Edgebrook- Ego makes a cover...
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Edgebrook- Somehow Malice, out of desperation managed to kick out of that pinning perdiciment.
Timmons- No, I think that Ego just didnt have enough to hold him.
Edgebrook- And now Joey Numbers has managed to finally get back in the ring. Brandon Lloyd is slowly back to his feet.....THE NUMBERS GAME!! Joey Numbers has locked his finishing submission on Brandon Lloyd in the center of the ring. And Now Ego has Malice back up to his feet.
Timmons- Lloyd is screaming like a girl here Mike, I think he might tap. The Numbers Game is stretching every muscle in Lloyds body.
Edgebrook- Ego irish whip on Malice to the far rope, Malice bounces off the rope right in to Ego.......EGO BOOST!! EGO BOOST!! He hit his move again on Malice, this time right in the center of the ring.. Malice is out, Malice is bleeding, Malice is done for.. Ego with the cover..The ref in position...
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Edgebrook- Malice has been pinned, but look at this, Lloyd is tapping.. Lloyd is tapping. And the referee is calling for the bell. I think this one is over.
Timmons- But Numbers wasnt the legal man. This isnt right.
Edgebrook- Right or not, this one is over.. HardCore Anniliation has won this match.
RING ANNOUNCER- Ladies and gentalmen the winners of this match.. The team of Tyrone Alguard, Kid Ego, and Joey Numbers..
*The fans errupt in cheering as both Malice and Lloyd start to stir on the canvas trying to figure out what just happened..*
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*KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
"The feelings I once felt are now dead and goooone.
I've waited here for you for so very........loooooong..
Oh, waited here for you........for you"
* Blitzkrieg climbs into the ring with a mic in hand, his music quickly fades as he stands at the top of the enterence ramp*
Edgebrook- oh god now what?
Timmons- Its Blitzkrieg......again.
Edgebrook- Hasnt he already done enough here tonight?
*The fans start to boo loudly at Blitzkriegs presence.*
Blitz- no, no, no, no, no....NO!! This match is not over. Hey referee, do your damn job. Numbers was not the legal man.. He was not the legal man. See you two son of a bitches assaulted me earlier tonight. Consider this payback. The pinfall stands. So Malice get your drunk ass out of the damn ring, and lets get this match going again.
RING ANNOUNCER- Ladies and gentalmen, by order of the BJWC Commissioner, this match, must continue.
* The fans start booing in disgust for what they have just heard, as Blitzkrieg slowly starts making his way to ringside.*
(DING DING DING)
Edgebrook- Well it appears that this match is just starting again her folks. By order of Commissioner Blitzkrieg. This isnt right Timmons, this isnt right and you know it. And tell me what purpose Blitzkrieg has out here now. Hell, he's standing at ringside now.
Timmons- Oh shut up Mike, nobody listens to you anyways. Numbers wasnt the legal man, and you know it. This is justice.
Edgebrook- Well we are in overtime here folks. Brandon Lloyd throughout this whole ordeal has gotten back to his feet. Ego and Numbers need to watch their backs he looks like he is ready to go again.
Timmons- Lloyd spins around Ego and whips him through the ropes to the outside. Numbers quickly turns to the offensive.
Edgebrook- Numbers with a knee to the gut on Lloyd. Looks like he is setting him up for suplex here.....oh wait a second.....Numbers has him up in the air, what the hell is this?? Blitzkrieg is in the ring...He just pulled Brandon Lloyd's leg down. This isnt right Timmons.. what the hell is he doing??
Timmons- I think this is the payback he was talking about.. cause look, now he's leaving again.
Edgebrook- Lloyd landed on his feet.. He's perched behind Numbers here......OH GOD CHOKESLAM...CHOKESLAM!! NUMBERS IS OUT COLD. referee down to count it..
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(DING DING)
RING ANNOUNCER- JOEY NUMBERS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS CONTEST.. WE ARE NOW IN SUDDEN DEATH RULES.. THE FIRST TEAM TO GET A PIN OR SUBMISSION, WINS THIS CONTEST..
Edgebrook- Blitzkrieg just cost Joey Numbers his spot in this match.
Timmons- Member of HA or not, you dont cross the boss.
Edgebrook- It was a higher powered boss that ordered the attack. Hell with it, we are down to our last competitors in this contest. Lloyd is sitting there waving for Ego to get back in the ring. Lloyd is pumped and ready. Ego slowly walking to the ropes, Lloyd leans over, and pulls Ego up on to the apron by his hair. and he just used the ropes force to flip Ego back into the ring.
Timmons- This is where it's going to get good.
Edgebrook- Lloyd sends a bloody Ego into the ropes... Big Boot.. I think he is going to try the same chokeslam he used to defeat Numbers here.... Ego looks dazed. That toss out of the ring must of knocked him dizzy.
Timmons- It did more than that he is having problems standing here. that big boot didnt help.
Edgebrook- Brandon Lloyd sets Ego up for what will be the final nail in the coffin.. He's got his throat, will it be chokeslam?
Timmons- OH MY GOD I DONT BELIEVE IT...
Edgebrook- Ego reversed the chokeslam grapple....COCK BOTTOM!! COCK BOTTOM!! COCK BOTTOM!! Ego, just used the move he learned in training eith Tyrone Alguard.. Can it be?? Ego covers...
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(DING!! DING!! DING!! DING!! DING!!)
RING ANNOUNCER- LADIES AND GENTALMEN ONCE AGAIN HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, THE TEAMOF TYRONE ALGUARD, KID EGO, AND JOEY NUMBERS....
Edgebrook- This young man did it.. he found a way to defeat one of this sports veterans.. He dug down deep, and outlasted an onslaught of devistation..
Timmons- My god what a match!!
Timmons: For the first time in a very long time an NeWA title will be defended on BJWC turf.
Edgebrook: Unfortunately I don’t want to see this gold won by the BJWC team. In fact I am disgusted that Malice would have these arabs represent us.
Timmons: It was sure nice having Joe Raper back on BJWC TV though James.
Edgebrook: I can’t say as I like the guy, but I am cheering for him will all I have tonight.
[On the JumboTron the words "Axis of Evil" appear in red, with a black background. The first man to walk out of the back is Hassan Abdul-Mohammed. The other two Axis of Evil members follow him out. There is no music. Each man is wearing green Army-style clothes, with a black ski-mask. A change from what we've seen before.]
Edgebrook: These guys are evil.
Timmons: I thought I knew evil. Like Outlander. Like the Goliath. Like Cyris Raven. These guys put them to shame!
[The three men walk directly to the ring in silence. Hassan steps into the ring and says a prayer, facing West.]
Announcer: And now... For our main event of the evening... Introducing first... The champions, He’s from Acadian Wrestling…
[The Crowd begins to boo.]
Announcer: He weighs in at 265 lbs, and stands 6 feet 4 inches tall...
[Drowning Pool's Man without fear begins to play, and then stops abruptly.]
~ GO!! ~
[Joe appears at the top of the ramp wearing his usual ripped jean shorts and doc marten boots. Raper pulls his Black Root's Canada Hoodie over his head exposing his NeWA Tag Team Championship wrapped around his waist. Dropping his sweater, Joe looks out to the crowd and then sprints down the aisle way diving more than half way across the ring with his trademark slide.]
~ Can you feel it
The perfect day
Scratch the leaved
The paper tears
The world I'm feeling start giving away
A perfect day
A perfect day ~
[Joe unhooks his belt from behind his back and drops it to the mat.]
~ Everything was shapeles is clear now
I visualize with a drop of sound
I am The Man Without Fear ~
[Snearing at the crowd Joe goes to the closest corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle where he flips off everyone at in attendance.]
~ You can't hurt me (NO)
You can't stop me (NO)
You can't beat me (NO) ~
[Major Heel Heat]
~ You can't bring me DOWN..! ~
[Joe drops back to the mat as he waits for his partner Letner to make his way down to the ring.]
{The lights dim down as the teletron flips on, it shows Robert Letner holding the NeWA Tag Team Title in the air. The teletron fades out to a black background and shows the words HERO in barbed wire lettering, then in a flash it disappears}
KID: Is...is that a man?
{The word 'Monster' appears on the teletron, but then blows away like dust being blown in the wind}
WOMAN: No...it's...it's a legend.
{The word 'Man' appears on the teletron, but just like the word monster, it blows away}
MAN: No...that’s a MONSTER. IT'S THE NWA TAG TEAM CHAMPION.
{The word “Champion” appears on the screen, flashing over and over}
LETNER: I'M YOUR HERO!!!
{Letner walks out onto the entrance ramp as 'Paint It Black' by GOB blares over the speakers and the fans go nuts}
# I SEE YOUR RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK.
{Letner raises the NWA Tag Title up into the air as the pyros explode from the entrance ramp}
# NO COLORS ANYMORE, I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK.
I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY, DRESSED IN THEIR SUMMER CLOTHES.
I HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD UNTIL MY DARKNESS GOES.
{Robert walks down from the entrance ramp with the NWA Tag Title around his waist as
the fans cheer him on. The lights come on and Letner is shown walking down the ramp}
#I SEE A LINE OF CARS AND THEY’RE ALL PAINTED BLACK.
{Letner stops in the middle of the aisle, looking at the members of Axis of Evil who are standing in the middle of the ring. He starts to yell “U.S.A.” and the fans begin to yell with him}
#WITH FLOWERS AND MY LOVE, BOTH NEVER TO COME BACK.
I SEE PEOPLE TURN THEIR HEADS AND QUICKLY LOOK AWAY
LIKE A NEWBORN BABY, IT JUST HAPPENS EVERY DAY
{After a little bit, Letner runs and slides into the ring}
#I LOOK INSIDE MYSELF AND SEE MY HEART IS BLACK.
I SEE MY RED DOOR, I MUST HAVE IT PAINTED BLACK.
MAYBE THEN I’LL FADE AWAY AND NOT HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS.
IT’S NOT EASY FESSING UP WHEN YOUR WHOLE WORLD IS BLACK.
{Letner holds the NWA Tag Title to his chest and smirks before he hands it to the ref. The music stops and Letner walks over and sits in a corner, smirking at the Axis of Evil}
The bell sounds. DING! DING! DING!
Edgebrook: And our main event is under way.
Timmons: Hassan and Raper are starting things out.
[Hassan and Raper lock up. Hassan with a quick knee to the midsection. Then an Irish Whip. Hassan powers through Raper with a solid shoulder block. Raper up quickly snears at the result of the shoulder block and charges the ropes for another try. The men collide, but no one budges. Raper to the ropes again, but this time Hassan follows him and nails him with a clothesline the second he comes off the ropes.]
[Before Raper can get to his feet, Hassan delivers a painful knee lift sending him back to the mat. Hassan applies an arm bar while he pin Rapers head to the ground with his knee.]
Edgebrook: I’ve never seen an arm bar applied that way.
Timmons: It appears painful and effective.
Edgebrook: This could turn into an early submission if Raper can’t find away out of this.
[Raper attempts to shift Hassan’s momentum, but every way he turns only puts pressure on his neck.]
[Suddenly Raper realizes he is close to the ropes and with a little effort manages to get a foot onto the rope.Hassan breaks the hold right at the five count and tags in Nazr.]
Edgebrook: As much as I hate these guys, that was an effective wear down method that didn’t cost Hassan much energy.
[Nazr catches Raper with a double ax handle to the back of his head before he is able to tag Letner in. He whips Raper to the ropes and steamrolls him with a shoulderblock of his own.]
Timmons: When did the shoulderblock become the measure of your manhood?
Edgebrook: I think it is simply a good measure of who is more physically dominant. Like Rams butting heads.
[Raper back against the ropes. Nazr wraps and arm around his throat. SLEEPER!!!]
Edgebrook: Raper already in his second submission hold.
Timmons: He’s dropping to his knee’s.
Edgebrook: Nazr has him in the middle of the ring. This isn’t looking good for the home team.
Timmons: The ref is checking Raper’s arm. But it is limp.
[Letner has had enough. He dives into the ring and places his size 16 right into the side of Nazr’s head. Letner returns to his spot as the ref screams at him. Both men lay in a heap in the ring.]
[The ref returns to the action. Or the lack there of. He starts a standing 10 count.]
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[Nazr has made it to his feet. Raper is still struggling but has managed to get to his knees. Nazr tags Hassan in. Raper lunges for the corner and tags Letner.]
[Letner catches Hassan on the charge and nails him with a side slam. Letner up quickly and begins to lay the boots to the fallen Hassan. Nazr charges in, but Letner catches him with a leaping elbow smash. He picks up the fallen Nazr and bodyslams him on top of Hassan. Nazr slides limply out of the ring to return to his corner.]
[Letner sends Hassan to the ropes and demolishes him with a monster shoulderblock.]
Timmons: Enough with the shoulderblocks. I think we have established our hiegharchy already.
[Letner sends him to the ropes again. He catches him on his way back. Sidewalk Slam.]
Edgebrook: Robert Letner is demonstating some good power moves here.
Timmons: Yes, things are looking good for team U.S.A.
[Letner has Hassan in a choke hold, he is going for a choke slam, but Hassan jams a finger in his eye. He backpedels and tags in Nazr.]
[Nazr comes out a house of fire, delivering blow after blow. That attack sends Letner into the corner where he retaliates with a big boot to the midsection. He then throws Nazr into the same corner and continues to stomp away on him until he curdled up on the mat.
[Letner sends him to the ropes. Tilt a world slam. He send him to the ropes again, Nazr ducks a clothesline, as he returns the two collide heads. Both go realing back. Nazr collapses in his own corner and Hassan tags in. He wastes no time attacking the stunned Letner. A couple nasty kicks to the left knee send Letner to the mat. Hassan helps him to his feet and whips him to ropes. ]
[Superkick from the outside by Nazr. Letner crumbles to the mat.]
[Hassan picks Letner up. Body to body suplex. He picks him up again. Fall away slam. Snap Suplex.]
Edgebrook: After being kicked all over the ring. With a little cheating, the Axis of Evil are back on top in this match.
Timmons: I wasn’t sure they would survive that onslaught from Letner either.
[After a couple more devistating power moves, Hassan tags in Nazr. Letner struggles to get to his feet. Nazr helps him up and sends him to the ropes. Picture perfect PowerSlam.]
Edgebrook: How many more of these power moves can one man take?
Timmons: Do you remember Love Hurts?
[Nazr once again sends Letner to the ropes, but Letner holds on and collapses towards his corner, making the tag.]
[The two big men in the contest circle each other, finally meeting in the center of the ring in a collar and elbow. Raper quickly rakes Nazr's eyes, then follows up with a punch to the side of the head that rocks Nazr backwards. Raper grabs and arm and shoots him across, but Nazr ducks a clothesline on the return trip, bounces off the far ropes, and scores with a flying shoulder tackle. Raper rolls away from the impact quickly, as both regain their feet. They meet in the center of the ring, but Nazr ducks under and takes Raper over with an arm drag, and is met with a second one as he rises and charges Nazr. Rapr rolls out of the ring, trying to catch a break, but happens to roll directly out of the ring and right into Hassan, who halts Raper's retreat. He begins to back away, but is met by Nazr, and quickly sums up his situation before rolling back into the ring.]
[Nazr moves to meet him, but is caught with a low blow by Raper, who stands and delivers a beautiful side suplex to Nazr before beginning to lay in some heavy boots to the gut and chest of his opponent. He reaches over and tags in Letner, who immediately scores with a dropkick to a rising Nazr. Letner picks Nazr up, and gets the waistlock, looking for a belly to belly suplex, but Nazr blocks it, reverses the waistlock, and tosses Letner over with an overhead belly to belly suplex!]
Edgebrook: Nice reversal by Nazr!
[Nazr goes over to Letner, and hoists him up into a HUGE gorilla press, walking around the ring displaying his raw power to the crowd!]
Edgebrook: Letner goes up....
[As if on cue, Nazr pumps Letner up and down a couple of times, and unceremoniously dumps him down to the mat. Raper runs in, trying to save his partner, and is met with a huge beal throw into the far corner, his head banging off the turnbuckles. Hassan sees this, and hops onto the top rope, stinging Raper with a springboard dropkick as Nazr locks in a Full Nelson on Letner, then slings him high overhead and crushes him with a Full Nelson suplex.]
Ron: And Nazr has taken complete control of this matchup!
[Hassan hops back to the outside, and Nazr goes over and tags him in. Hassan comes in like a house afire, but has waited too long, and Letner takes him over quickly with a Japanese arm drag. He gets up, catching a charging Hassan with a nice belly to belly, and then quickly follows it up with a dropkick to the back as Hassan sits up. Letner floats over and pulls Hassan back to his feet, sends him across, and absolutely PLANTS him with a spinebuster. He goes to his corner and tags in Raper, who comes into the ring licking his chops.]
Timmons: And Raper into the ring now, as Letner has spun the momentum of the match 180 degrees!
[Raper wastes little time, bringing Hassan to his feet and peppering him with quick jabs and short-range straight shots. He backs Hassan in, shoots him across, and takes Hassan's breath away with a huge powerslam. He stands, pulling Hassan up slowly by the hair. He picks Hassan up in a fireman's carry, holding him there.]
[Raper lifts Hassan up a bit, delivering a huge Diamond Cutter straight down on Hassan's jaw.]
Raper with a cover
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[Raper goes for the Irish Whip, Somehow Nazr reverses it. Hassan from the outside with a knee to the kidney region as Raper hits the ropes.]
Edgebrook: This match has been nothing short of HUGE. Both teams have been taking it to each other and it's really been back and forth!
Timmons: I just hope Cyris and Raper can get something going. We need to get these camel jockeys out of the BJWC and this would be a step in the right direction.
[Hassan grabs Raper and throws him into the ropes, Raper bounces back and Hassan lays him out with a close fisted punch. Raper rolls in agony back toward the ropes.]
Edgebrook: HEY! That's a closed fisted punch! That's illegal!
Timmons: Tell him about it ref!
[The referee is in Hassan's face, telling him not to use a closed fist. The ref's back is turned and Nazr grabs Raper by the throat and begins choking him.]
Timmons: Get him off. Ref! Look!
Edgebrook: The referee is giving this one away!
[The referee turns and Nazr lets go.]
Timmons: Cheaters! Damn cheaters!
Edgebrook: But you like cheaters...
Timmons: Not towel wearing cheaters!
Edgebrook: They're not wearing towels.
Timmons: You get the point!
Edgebrook: Both teams are exhausted after the show they have put on tonight. Letner is barely able to stand up as Muhammad is yelling at the fans.
Timmons: He better turn around, cause here comes Letner.
Edgebrook: Letner drops down as Muhammad turns around, he grabs him and picks him up over his shoulders, he drops back HERO SLAM! HERO SLAM!!!
Timmons: I think Muhammad’s neck just broke.
Edgebrook: Letner is slowly up. He is examining Muhammad. He drops on him for the pin.
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Timmons: And another member of the Axis of Evil runs in and breaks up the count.
Edgebrook: Letner and Muhammad are back in the ring. Raper has the rest of the Axis on the outside. Letner grabs Muhammad again, ¦HERO SLAM!!! MUHAMMAD’S NECK MAY HAVE JUST SNAPPED. Wait, Letner is back up.
Timmons: He might even END the career of Muhammad, tonight.
Edgebrook: Letner picks Muhammad up by the hair and he whips him into the ropes. KNEE to the gut. Muhammad bends down.
Timmons: Someone turn off the lights, or the Axis might lose.
Edgebrook: Letner hooks Muhammad’s arms and lifts him up, SEPERATION ANXIETY!!! IT’S ALL OVER!!!
Timmons: Muhammad looks like a pretzel in there.
Edgebrook: The ref drops for the cover
[Hassan with a quick save.]
Edgebrook: I think he nailed Cyris with some kind of a foreign object!
Timmons: The ref didn’t see it because he was busy with the count.
Edgbrook: Blood is streaming down the face of Letner.
[Raper enters the ring. But the ref stops him. Hassan welcomes the diversion and hops back in the ring and pulls Nazr to his corner and stays in the ring. But that is just enough time for the dazed Letner to find his way to his own corner where after tagging he appears to collapse unconciously.]
[Raper charges Hassan, catching him offguard with a quick Lou Thesz press, and begins pummeling him with a flurry of stiff lefts and right, peppering him in the jaw and in the face. Raper rolls off, and a welt has been raised under Hassan’s right eye. Raper picks him up, shoots him across, and catches him in a fireman's carry on the rebound, slamming Hassan to the mat with a HUGE Samoan Drop. Raper doesn't waste any time, as he quickly picks Hassan back up, and presses him high over head, pumping him up and down with ease as he walks calmly around the ring.]
E: What a show of power by Raper.
[ Raper pumps him up and down again, slowly this time for show, then calmly walks to the ropes and throws Hassan to the outside. Raper smiles, then runs to the opposite ropes, comes off, and gets a full head of steam as he vaults the top rope, nailing Hassan on the outside with a suicide dive!!!!]
[Raper picks Hassan up by the back of the neck and the tights, rolling him under the bottom rope into the ring, then following in himself. Raper reaches down for a pickup, but Hassan grabs his arm and rolls over in a modified arm drag before staggering to his feet. Raper rolls up quickly, stunning Hassan with a big haymaker, then grabs the hand of Hassan and sends him into the turnbuckles. Hassan stops just in time and turns around, then ducks a Body Splash by Raper. Hassan summersaults to his feet, and Leap Frogs over Raper when he goes for a Spear.]
[Hassan charges and leaps up into the air, going for a Dropkick to the face but Raper bats his legs away . Raper lifts up Hassan and boots him in the gut, then goes for a DDT, however Hassan nails a forearm to the ribs, then hooks up Raper, and delivers a beatiful Northern Lights Suplex, bridging for the pin.]
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Edgebrook: Nazr just nailed the ref in the back of the head.
Timmons: You know what this means.
[The ref is out, all three Axis of Evil members are in the ring now. Raper fights valiently, but is quickly overcome by the trio. Letner is still shaking off the effects of foriegn object shot and is bleeding all over the apron.]
[The Axis of Evil have brought a table into the ring and they have Raper draped over it like a table cloth.]
Edgebrook: Letner is in! He's clearing the ring!
Timmons: Oh hell yeah!
[Letner drops Hassan with a punch, then Nazr. Hassan gets back up to his feet and gets a clothesline. Same for Nazr. Then Letner grabs Hassan by his shirt and tosses him over the top. Letner turns to Nazr and pounds on him a little, waiting for Hassan to stand up. Hassan gets up, Letner picks Nazr up, and presses him over the top rope onto Hassan.]
Edgebrook: The Axis is in trouble!
Timmons: They're strugglin' now! Look at Mustafa, he's stunned.
Edgebrook: Yeah Robert, tell them about it!
[Letner walks over to the ropes closest to Hassan and Nazr. He begins yelling at them as the ref is administering the 10 count. The ref pushes Letner back toward his corner, where Raper is pumping up the crowd.]
Timmons: The crowd is going nuts!
Edgebrook: Finish them off!
[The ref still has his back turned, making sure Letner gives the AoE a chance to get up and head back into the ring. While his back is turned, Mustafa, the largest AoE member climbs into the ring. The ref doesn't notice, because all three men are dressed alike...in their ski-masks and army fatigues.]
Timmons: What the? Is that the third guy? Mustafy?
Edgebrook: That's Mustafa! He's not even in this match! The ref can't tell because they're all dressed alike!
[Mustafa acts dazed as he stands in the ring and Letner walks over in a cocky manner. Letner grabs Mustafa by the neck, to attempt a chokeslam.]
Timmons: Don't fall for it Rob! Don't fall for it!
Edgebrook: It's just an act! Run away!
[As Letner is about to pick Mustafa up, Mustafa knees him in the gut. Letner doubles over and Mustafa gives him a double axe-handle to the back of the neck. Letner his the mat.]
Edgebrook: This Mustafa is a monster! He has Letner down on the mat! He's reeling!
Timmons: I can't believe this, this guy is huge. He's going to do some damage here.
Edgebrook: He's making some sort of guesture, like when he was praying. What's this going to be?
Timmons: A powerbomb?
[Mustafa picks Letner up off of the mat. He picks him up...POWER BOMB!]
Edgebrook: More like a SUICIDE BOMB!
Timmons: Joe! Make the save!
Edgebrook: Here comes Nazr! To make sure Raper can't make the save! He just jumped over the pin! The ref is making the count!
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Edgebrook: NOOOOOOO!!!!
Timmons: Unfortunately Yes.
We have new Newa tag champions.
The crowd is in an outrage. Soda’s and popcorn are peppering the ring. Things are getting hostile. Letner and Raper are besides themselves as they go back on the attack. Axis of Evil roll from the ring to escape the attack and grab their belts.
Letner is attacking Raper now!!!!!
Edgebrook: That is all the time we have for Storm folks!
Timmons: See everyone next at Wrestlebowl
The scene fades as Letner continues to stomp his tag partner.