[The BJWC logo fades up from the sea of darkness.]
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[Locked on the BJWC Tron.]
[Tyrone Alguard delivering the Total Annihilation to Blitz.]
Timmons: It doesn't matter who you are, what your win loss record is, or how long you've been here. Everyone has a shot at gold.
Edgebrook: Malice has hinted that this might not be a single elimination tournament.
Timmons: That is insane.
Edgebrook: We are on a schedule, so lets get to the first match.
In Nightmare's first attempt at the BJWC heavyweight championship he took Ego to the limit, letting him know that this would not be the last time he would be squaring off with the champion. Ego won the match after a grueling fourty minutes, retaining his championship and moving on in the Signs of Autumn Tournament. Nightmare may have lost, but he proved to the world that he belonged in the championship match.
Edgebrook: That's Mr. Roderiguez...of Tem NWA?
[Jesus steps out and more Team NWA members start to file out, until finally Jesus, Joe
Raper, The Sindicate, and Jake Cage and Jade Navlin are out of the limo. The driver
tips
his hat and
gets back in to the car to pull away, as the menacing group walks in unison through the
entrance doors to the arena.]
Edgebrook: Team NWA is at Storm! This can't be good news.
Timmons: Interesting times we live in James, this doesn't bode well for the CORE.
Edgebrook: It’s time for another first round match up in the inaugural signs of Autumn tournament, this match between former BJWC champ KAHN and the man who lost his shot, Jackson Dane Timmons: This is going to be a no contest Dane is one of the best BJWC has to offer, Kahn has lost his damn mind Edgebrook: And this match is underway. (Dane stays on the attack, laying kick after kick to the skull of Kahn before dragging the odd one to his feet, hitting a elbow to the back of his head) Timmons: Jackson needs to realize that you aren’t going to do any damage to KAHN with shots to the heat, all he is doing is rattling that ping pong ball of a brain around Edgebrook: Like a ping pong ball in a bath tub? Timmons: Kinda sounds like my prom night (With Kahn staggered after the elbow shot, he stumbles back, only to be smacked down to the mat with a vicious left handed clothsline from Jackson) Edgebrook: Using the non-dominant hand, interesting tactic from Jackson Timmons: His right hand must be sore from his extra circular activites Edgebrook: Too much chaffing eh? (The demented former BJWC champ bounces up rather quickly, stunning Dane with a huge right hand before throwing Dane into the ropes and executing a nasty power slam) Edgebrook: Finesse is not an overwhelming trait of KAHN Timmons: Fore-play with him must be really uncomfortable Edgebrook: That is an disturbing mental picture (KAHN looks lost for a moment, then delivers an elbow across the throat of Dane. He then sits down next to Dane, talking to no one in particular. The ref has no idea what to do) Timmons: Is KAHN talking to all of your friends out there Jimmy? Edgebrook: Mike it doesn’t appears he is talking to anyon…..oh you bastard Timmons: HAHAHAHAHAH (KAHN pulls Dane to his feet, but Jackson counters with a shot to the groin) Edgebrook: That’ll bring down anyone Timmons: Especially your mother, I hear shes packing Edgebrook: You son of a bit…. (The main event steps back and drills Kahn with a knee lift, staggering him backwards. Dane steps forward and drops the former BJWC champ with a double arm DDT) Edgebrook: Once again, Jackson shifting his focus to the head and neck area of Kahn Timmons: That’s like Jimmy here trying to get a date, it aint going to work Edgebrook: I hope you get the clap Timmons: What?? (Dane stays on the offensive, pulling Kahn to his feet, kicking him in the gut and hitting a piledriver. Dane quickly goes to the top rope, leaps…..and misses) Timmons: So far in this match, KAHN has showed very little offense. Timmons: The ref is back up and he has no idea what just happened. Edgebrook: KAHN nails the Facedriver on the dazed Dane. 1........................ 2..................... 3...................... Edgebrook: KAHN ends his losing streak and moves on to face Diesel Warren for the heavyweight title next weak. Timmons: That was a bunch of crap, we need to start providing two refs for every match.
INTERVIEWER: Jason Stallion, glad I could catch you. Tonight you're facing Cyris Raven
for the Hardcore title. What's your game plan going into a match of this calibre.
[Jason rolls his eyes, looking as if he really isn't in the mood for an interview now,
but answers anyway.]
JASON: *curtly* to win...
INTERVIEWER: I see. We saw earlier that Team NWA is in the arena. Have you made your
decision yet about their offer?
[Jason's faces turns an angry red as he gets up off the bench and walks out of the
locker room, not uttering a word as he pushes by the interviewer. The interviewer
shrugs as the clip ends.]
Logan Outlaw did not look like himself as Yoshi returned to the form we saw him back when he was in contendership for the heavywieght title. Yoshi gets the pin just ten minutes into the match.
Abbott Heartless destroyed Krillen Williams in two and a half minutes showing a strong ring presence and is now primed to move on in the championship tournament.
Edgebrook: We’re set for another round 1 match in this tournament Mike, and it’s going to be an interesting one to say the least. Timmons: That it will, Super Stu is a veteran around here, returning after a brief sabbatical. Dmitre however, comes straight from the OWF, one of our fellow alliance promotions. Edgebrooks: He even won the Slamfest battle royal last time out, even though it wasn’t much of a battle royal. Timmons: Yeah, two participants and neither represented the BJWC. Talk about an embarrassment. [Super Stu gets a nice pop from the fans as he warms up in the corner, doing some stretching while preparing for his opponent.] [The BJWC tron lights up with the OWF logo, which is met with a cascade of boos. It's quickly covered by the familiar BJWC which causes a huge hometown pop. A loud rip comes across the speakers as the two logos are torn apart and are mashed together. The opening chords of Seven Nation Army then strike and the crowd returns to life) Edgebrook: So this is our first official look at Dmitre Wehrman, now that he's joined us here in BJWC. Timmons: It's hard to tell where this guy's loyalties lie (Dmitre appears through the curtain wearing a t-shirt made of tees from both promotions. The back reads "Last Man Standing" and he is wearing the OWF Primetime Championship) Timmons: Hell, even he doesn't know where he belongs. That gold has no meaning here. Edgebrook: He's still an impressive young champion and it's a great thing to see such talent in our ring. Timmons: Suck up (Dmitre scales the ring post and raises his championship and gets a cascade of boos) Edgebrook: Well we certainly know where the fans’ allegiance lies. These loyal Minnesota fans will defend anything Billy Jay’s. DING, DING! [A quick lock-up by the two ensues, with Dmitre gaining the early advantage with a hiptoss. Stu quickly bounces back to his feet and gets caught by a headlock takeover, quickly dropped back to the mat by the OWF wrestler.] Timmons: Dmitre showing off a few moves from wrestling school. It’ll take more than a headlock to survive in the BJWC buddy! Edgebrook: Knock it off Mike; he’s just getting warmed up. [Dmitre applies an armlock on Stu, keeping him on the mat. The superhero manages to get to his knees though, and uses his free arm to give Dmitre a hard elbow to the ribs. Wehrman staggers back a step as Stu gets to his feet and delivers a side kick to Dmitre’s midsection, causing a brief spark from the crowd.] [Edgebrook: Nice shot by Stu to the midsection of Wehrman. Dmitre seems stunned by such a violent attack by the Super one. Timmons: Would be nice to see Stu put together some offense. He definitely has some ring rust on him tonight. Edgebrook: Irish whip sends Wehrman into the ropes. Clothesline by the former number one contender that knocks Wehrman to the mat. Dmitre definitely looks like he's lost his momentum. Timmons: Better turn things around quick. Cover by Stu 1................ 2................ KICKOUT Edgebrook: Stu was definitely trying for the quick finish here. Timmons: Rather foolish, isn’t it? Edgebrook: Not if he catches Dmitre by surprise. You’re awfully critical tonight Mike, maybe you’d like to get in the ring and shows these wrestlers how it’s done? Timmons: Um, I would…but I wouldn’t want to show them up, and embarrass them. Yeah that’s it. Edgebrook: *Scoffs* I’ll bet. [Dmitre gets up to his feet and Stu goes for a hiptoss, but Wehrman blocks it with his leg, instead countering with a Russian leg sweep. With Stu back on the mat, Dmitre bounces off the ropes and lands a big legdrop on Super Stu. He rolls quickly to his feet and taunts his opponent as Stu gets up slowly, only to be met with a hard German suplex that sends him crashing to the mat head-first. Stu grabs his skull and tries to shake the cobwebs as Wehrman, sensing the momentum, grabs onto a Texas cloverleaf.] Edgebrook: Dmitre is really impressing here tonight, now going for a submission hold. [The ref checks on Stu, but he shakes him off. Mustering some strength together, Stu gets onto his hands and twists his body, turning himself back over on his back and effectively out of the cloverleaf. Dmitre looks stunned that his submission hold was broken, but Stu is slow to react and Dmitre grabs him again by the midsection on the way up.] Edgebrook: The man's solid amateur background shining through right now as he seems to have grounded Super Stu. Wehrman sets for a gutwrench suplex. [The freestyle move catches Stu off guard and he hits hard on his shoulder and neck] Edgebrook: Wehrman back to his feet and he lifts up a very groggy Stu Timmons: The last time I saw Stu this sluggish, it was four days old.... Edgebrook: Are you even watching this match anymore? Timmons: You mean it's still a match? [A few fans start to make catcalls at Stu’s performance as Dmitre picks him up again. This inspires the superhero though, as Wehrman lines up and elbow which is swiftly ducked. Turning quickly, the OWF Primetime champion walks face-first into a dropkick.] Edgebrook: Well he didn’t leap over a tall building in a single bound, but he got impressive air on that dropkick. Timmons: C’mon James, you don’t [I]really[/I] believe he’s a superhero, do you? Edgebrook: Well, do you have any proof he isn’t? Timmons: Talk about gullible. [Stu rains down on his challenger with a flurry of kicks, trying to keep him down on the mat. Finally he motions to the crowd, picking up the OWF star for a powerslam. He flexes a little after his power move, and then bounces off the far ropes back towards Dmitre.] Edgebrook: Stu off the ropes with a clothesline, Wehrman ducks under the move. Stu comes back…chop block by Dmitre. Timmons: Dmitre took out his knees there, keeping him down. Edgebrook: This match is starting to pick up. [Super Stu is moving quicker now, getting back to his feet with only a slight limp. The fans start a chant of his name as Dmitre locks him from behind for another German suplex.] Timmons: Stu reversed it; again he reverses a Dmitre Wehrman hold. [Stu reaches under on him and reverses the position, locking behind Dmitre now and propelling him into the turnbuckle.] Edgebrook: Wehrman in the corner after the solid reversal by Stu. Here he comes! CLANG Timmons: Dmitre side stepped it. Stu hit the post full bore with is shoulder Dmitre grabs the staggering Stu's feet as he slides out of the ring, pulling him around the ring post) Edgebrook: He looks like he's going for the figure four. That's going to put tremendous pressure on the knee. Timmons: Solid tactical wrestling. Take advantage of the mistakes of your opponent. Edgebrook: It's a blatant infringement of the rules. Timmons: So I see that vocabulary class is working..... [The ref administers a five-count on Dmitre, as the Primetime champ lets go at four and a half. The damage is done; however, as Stu is noticeably limping as he leans against the ropes for support. Dmitre strikes with a kick to the midsection and pulls him in for a fishermen’s suplex. Wehrman showboats to the crowd for a second while he’s holding Stu, allowing his opponent to block the suplex and roll into an inside cradle instead.] 1… 2…. 3 *kick out* Edgebrook: He got it; he got the three-count! Timmons: No, no. The ref is waving it off, he only got two. [Sure enough, the ref raises two fingers to signify a two-count. Frustrated, Dmitre kicks out Stu’s knee as he gets back to his feet. The Primetime champ then slides under the ropes and grabs his belt, bringing it into the ring as he slides back in, awaiting Stu to get up.] Timmons: He’s going to hit Stu with that OWF belt, I guess it’s gotta be good for something, right? [The ref pulls the title away from Dmitre’s grasp, and holds it out of the ring for the timekeeper to grab, preventing any usage. While his back is turned though, Super Stu reaches his feet and is met by a sharp kick to the groin. The ref turns around but it’s too late.] Timmons: What a low blow! How is Stu still standing? Edgebrook: Dmitre off the ropes. Swinging neck breaker connects. Timmons: That's the setup for his big finish Edgebrook: Wehrman quickly back to his feet. He's dragging Super Stu by the hair. Short whip into the corner. Timmons: And up he goes. Dmitre has him set up for the Last Chance (With a sickening thud, Dmitre slams his opponent into the mat) Edgebrook: Wehrman hooks the far leg. Cover 1................. 2................ 3................ Timmons: That's it, game over for Stu. Thanks for playing. Announcer: Your winner…Dmitre Wehrman! [The ref walks over to raise Dmitre’s hand, but he shakes it off, and raises his own arms in victory as the crowd rains boos on him. He slowly slips out of the ring, grabbing his OWF Primetime championship to take back with him.] Edgebrook: He’s done it again Mike. The OWF wrestler keeps winning here in Minnesota. Timmons: And he’ll keep doing it until someone steps up and defends our promotion.
Lightning and Adam Young battled for nineteen minutes. The BJWC's new diva was impressive and proved that her gender was no issue. However the two were battling outside the ring and Young beat the ten count back in. Lightning was right behind him, but not before the ref counted to ten. Adam Young wins via countout.
Joey Numbers and Brian Thorne caused several "Boring" chants in the arena. But after ten minutes, Joey Numbers proved his in ring ability forced Thorne to submit, and will be battling for the hardcore title next week.
[Faintly at first, but picking up, the sounds of a galloping horseplays over the arena's speakers. A single white spotlight shines on the entrance as the screen shows a Horseshoe symbol wrapped in a cross. The horse galloping sharply ends, and 'Rise and Shout' replaces it. The background of the Horseshoe-Cross symbol changes from black to blue as Jason Stallion enters the ringside area.] ANNOUNCER: Entering the ring, at a weight of 240 pounds, now residing in Bountiful, Utah..he is Jason The Reborn...Stallllion! [Not his usual anxious self, Jason slumps through the curtain and walks slowly to the ring, wearing his blue-and grey wrestling tights and a blue top with a horseshoe logo. A few fans react, but he walks by them, focusing methodically on the wrestling rin gin front of him.] Edgebrook: Jason is really focused tonight. He's been a wreck backstage the whole night. Timmons: Yeah, he was even too troubled to offer us a prayer this evening. Edgebrook: I'm sure we'll survive without it, although Jason may need a prayer for him after he wrestles the Hardcore champion Cyris Raven. [With a quick step Jason leaps from the floor to the ring apron and bolts threough the ropes, giving the crowd a small wave as he slumps in the corner waiting for the bell.] Timmons: I think he can hold his own in a brawl, after all his brother is Jake 'Hardcore' Cage. [DING DING DING] Edgebrook: Our two competitors lock up. But Raven slams Stallion to ground quickly to demonstrate his strength. Stallion is up quickly and tries to lock up again, but Raven lands a hard knee to the stomache and follows with a quick body slam. Timmons: C'mon Jason, you can't overpower this guy. Show your mat skills! Edgebrook: Raven irish whips Stallion who comes back off the ropes to receive a nasty boot to the head. Raven sends him to the ropes again. [Jason Stallion bounces off the ropes and is met by Cyris Raven, who grabs him by the throat.] Timmons: BIG chokeslam coming up, Jason Stallion is gonna go a long way down to the mat if this monster hits it. [Cyris lifts Jason up in the air with one arm. He starts to bring Jason down in a chokeslam motion, but Jason lands on his feet and locks Cyris' arm, bringing him down to the mat in an armbar. Once Cyris is stomach-down on the mat, Jason quickly leg-locks his arm and applies a crossface.] Edgebrook: Did you see that!? Jason just countered the chokeslam into a crossface. The Hardcore champ is down and in trouble. Timmons: Cyris may be a Hardcore Legend, but Jason Stallion may out-wrestle him to win this match. Edgebrook: Cyris is groaning in agony as he rocks back and forth trying to get out of the crossface. Timmons: Stallion leans WAAAYYY back throwing as much pressure as he can onto the neck of Raven. Edgebrook: Somehow Raven rocks far enough one way that he manages to slip a knee underneath himself. With his free arm he manages to push himself up. Timmons: Stallion is screaming in effort, trying to tame Raven. Edgebrook: With concerted effort Raven starts dragging himself to the ropes. Stallion sees the inevitable coming, but is determined to succeed in administering as much punishment as he can before Raven reaches the ropes. And finally he does, Stallion jerks back for all he is worth as the ref starts the five count. Timmons: Stallion couldn't keep it going, but he slowed down the big man considerably. [Cyris raven lands a hard boot to Jason's gut. He lifts up the BJWC rookie for a sidewalk slam, but Jason hooks his legs around Raven's neck and arm, locking them as he bars the arm in a triangle lock.] Timmons: Stallion again going for a submisson hold. Think about the buzz it wouls cause i Stallion made a guy like Cyris tap out? Edgebrook: It would send shockwaves through the entire BJWC. [Stallion clamps on the triangle hold as Cyris struggles to get from his knees to his feet. The ref checks on Cyris, but the Hardcore champ refuses as he picks Jason up by the legs and brings him down with a powerbomb, effectively breaking the hold.] Edgebrook: Now THAT'S a counter! Raven with the pin. [Raven covers for a two-count.] [Jason Stallion lands a couple of hard right hands that have the champion reeling. As he staggers in the middle of the ring, Jason bounces off the opposite ropes for a cross-bodyblock.] Edgebrook: Stallion with a cross-bodyblock...NO! Raven ducks it. Raven ducked the cross body and Jason ran into the referee. Timmons: He shouldn't have been standing there, not he's paying the price. Edgebrook: But what about this match, the ref is down. [Cyris Raven kicks Jason in the head, then puts Stallion between his knees and motions for the powerbomb as the crowd erupts in a cheer. Before he picks Stallion up though, his eyes notice a large fist logo on the big screen. 'The Man without Fear' by Drowning Pool starts to play as the Fist logo fades in to a Team NWA logo, as the members of Team NWA start congregating at the entrance.] Timmons: Team NWA!! Team NWA is here! Crowd: Boooo! Edgebrook: Raven sees them too. [Joe Raper, The Sindicate and Jake Cage walk down the ramp towards the ring, with Jesus Roderiguez and Jade Navlin lagging behind. The four heels slide through the ropes and circle Cyris Raven, who drops Stallion slumping to the mat. The four Team NWA members smile eagerly as Cyris waits it out, then charges Jake Cage, connecting a hard right which drops the AW star. As the Sindicate charge, Raven ducks a Gibson clothesline and boots him to the gut. He then grabs Hite, who swings with his one good arm. Cyris grabs Hite's head and rams it into Gibson's head, as both Sindicate members bounce off each other.] Edgebrook: A meeting of the minds. Cyris Raven is fighting for his life, and cleaning house. Timmons: He's staring down Raper now. [Cyris and Joe Raper stare each other down. The NWA Television champ urges Cyris Raven to come on, as Raven takes a few steps closer to Joe Raper.] Edgebrook: Raven stepping towards Joe Raper, these two are going to go head-to-head...oh my! Jason Stallion just gave Raven a chop-block to the knee. Jason Stallion was playing possum. Timmons: And he got the big man down, not Team NWa is starting to converge on him. [With Raven down, Raper, Cage and Gibson jump on him with a barrage of punches and kicks. Jason leans against the turnbuckle and watches the three-on-one. Finally, the three vultures back off as Brody Hite removes his sling and steps over Raven to choke him with the sling.] Edgebrook: Where's security? this is nothing but a beat down. Timmons: Team NWa is showing no mercy, but Raven is springing back to life. [Raven grabs the sling around his neck and flips over Brody Hite to the mat. He swings at Raper but Jake Cage grabs him in a cobra clutch. As Raven struggles to counter, Gibson lines him up for a superkick.] Crack! Timmons: Sindicated! Cyris Raven was Sindicated by Gibson and Cage! The Hardcore champ is down as Gibson and Cage leave the ring. Edgebrook: I think I'm going to be sick. look at Jason Stallion, moving away so Joe Raper can get to the top rope. Joe Raper going for the headbutt...and he hits it. [Joe Raper rocks Cyris with a suicide headbutt, jarring the champ before sliding out of the ring. The ref starts to get to his feet as Team NWA gathers on the ramp. The damage done, Jason lifts up the lifeless Cyris Raven and adds salt in the wounds, hitting him sharply with The Testimony.] Edgebrook: The arrogent Stallion with his finisher. Just pin him you cheat! Timmons: Can you believe this James, Cyris Raven is about to drop the Hardcore title. [The ref staggers over as Jason holds Raven in a pinning position.] 1..... 2..... 3! Announcer: Your winner, and NEWWW BJWC Hardcore Champion, Jason 'The Reborn' Stallion! [Jason smugly has his hand raised, but his eyes are sullen as he watches the on-looking crowd boo him.] Edgebrook: Jason Stallion sold out, and all for a belt. Timmons: I don't think that's ALL he got for joining Team NWA. [Jesus Roderiguez follows Jade into the ring, along with the rest of Team NWA. The pack surrounds Jason Stallion as the referee hands him the belt. Jesus Roderiguez is the first to shake Jason's hand as the rest of the team begins clapping. Jason raises the belt unto his shoulder to a loud chorus of boos as Jade gives him an big hug. The two hold each other for a minute until Jake Cage hands his brother the same shirt he first presented to him a month ago, only this time Jason Stallion grabs it, with the logo facing out and holds it up for the crowd to see.] Edgebrook: Jason Stallion has won the belt and won the girl, but at what price? Frankly this disgusts me. Timmons: He's a guy who will do anything to win, I think he's got a great future here in the BJWC.
Stu/Dmetri : Jason Stallion
[Flash.]
[Kid Ego Getting the 3 count on Brandon Lloyd!!]
[Flash.]
[Dante Calavira raising the BJWC Heavyweight title!!]
[Flash.]
[Cyris Raven hitting Twisted Minds on Nightmare!!]
[Explosion.]
[The screen illuminates.]
[Inside the arena.]
Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!!
[Panning around the arena.]
Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!!
Crowd: Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!! Bee-Jay-Dub-Yah-Cee!!
[Signs everywhere.]
[**I’m a Green Family Cousin**]
[**Cyris Raven is God**]
[**Jacked to the CORE!!**]
[**I know KAHN’s Grandfather**]
[**I am the real Legacy!**]
Edgebrook: Welcome once again to Storm. And tonight we are proud to bring you the first round of the Signs of Autumn title tournament.
DARK MATCH:
[The camera picks up outside of the arena, where the stereotypical black limo pulls
up at the wrestlers' entrance. The camera gets a close-up of the side door of the limo
as the driver opens it up and the imposing figure of Jesus Roderiguez steps out.]
Timmons: What the hell is KAHN doing?
Edgebrook: Apparently having a conversation with his grandfather!
Timmons: It looks like he is having a conversation with the turnbuckle to me.
Edgebrook: Dane ceases the opportunity comes flying into KAHN from behind. He follows by nailing KAHN with an atomic drops right off the bat.
Timmons: KAHN's lack of concentration has always been his downfall. It always seems like he needs to get beat half to death before he gets warmed up.
Edgebrook: I think your right Mike. Too many years of those kind of beating will shorten a man's lifespan.
Timmons: I don't know how old KAHN is, but I'm sure we can multiply the years by seven to figure out his actual age. Look at the mongrel getting tore up by the Main Event, our next champion.
Edgebrook: You could be right! SPOTLIGHT! SPOTLIGHT! Dane pulling out his finisher already.
1...................
2...............
Timmons: Kickout by KAHN!
Edgebrook: Dane is shocked, but I don't think KAHN really understands pain that much. It will take a couple Spotlights to keep him down for the count.
Timmons: Yeah right, or a third grade class.
Edgebrook: What he has shown, has been strickly brutal power moves.
Timmons: But the superior ring skills of Dane keeps him coming back quickly and controlling this match.
Edgebrook: Dane with an irish whip to the ropes. KAHN reverses it and sends Dane the other way. The ref is standing there and Dane slams head first into the unsuspecting ref sending him through the ropes and to the floor unconcious.
Timmons: I don't like this! KAHN seems to be unstoppable when there isn't anyone around to enforce the rules, and this is supposed to be a wrestling match, not a hardcore match.
Edgebrook: KAHN with a running knee lift, dropping the dazed Dane like a ton of rocks. Then he heads to outside of the ring.
Timmons: This is what I'm talking about James. KAHN can't win a wrestling match, but here comes the foreign objects.
Edgebrook: Wait Mike. It looks like KAHN is simply grabbing a microphone from ringside. I don't think he plans on using that as a weapon.
Timmons: This is why KAHN will never again be our champion. He is in a match with one of the best wrestlers in the world and right in the middle when he has the upper hand he wants to talk to the fans?
[KAHN climbs into the ring with the microphone, grinning ear to ear, the crowd is going nuts.]
KAHN: Do you no what my favorite time is?
Timmons: What? His favorite time?
Edgebrook: KAHN must be trying to come up with a new gimmick tag or something.
KAHN: (Screaming into the mic) IT'S RECESS TIME!
[Suddenly children start pouring out from underneath the ring and coming into the ring.]
Edgebrook: What the hell is going on here?
Timmons: I might be mistaken, but I think that is Mrs. Chartier's third grade class.
Edgebrook: The ring has filled with little children. They are bouncing off the ropes and flying off the turnbuckles. All of them are mimicking a variety of finisher moves from various BJWC stars on the fallen Jackson Dane.
Timmons: This is disgusting! A great man is being humiliated right now.
Edgebrook: The crowd is on it's feet and roaring with laughter.
Timmons: It looks like we have a ref coming to the ring. Thank god, he can disqualify KAHN and this ridiculous fiasco can be over.
Edgebrook: That isn't a ref, that isn't even a he. It is Miss Chartier dressed in a ref outfit.
Timmons: Hmmm, all things aside, I find that very sexy.
Edgebrook: Mrs. Chartier enters the ring and the entire class dives ontop of Jackson Dane. Mrs. Chartier, the entire third grade class, and every fan in the arena begin to count.
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Edgebrook: They've done it. Ms. Chartier's third grade class is 2-0 against BJWC's best this week.
Timmons: And the crowd is buying into this ridiculous theme. At least they are finally leaving the ring.
Edgebrook: The class pauses at the top of the ramp to absorb the feverish cheers coming the crowd.
[The backstage camera catches up with Jason Stallion in his locker room. A generic
interviewer walks up to him with a collared BJWC t-shirt on.]
DARK MATCH:
DARK MATCH:
DARK MATCH:
DARK MATCH:
Credits:
KAHN/Dane : Kid Ego
Raven/Stallion : Malice
