I Can Do Anything I Want... And So Can You
Or so Frank says. Which, as all fellow Donnie Darko fans know, is the ulimate truth. Frank does not lie. Just because he's a demonic bunny that exists only in poor Donnie's tortured mind doesn't mean he should not be taken seriously.
At the possible risk of spoiling the movie for the deprived people who have not seen THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER yet, I will speak do my best to avoid giving away important information regarding the film. So, with that said, I will turn my attention to other things regarding Donnie Darko. For instance, I recently took a "quiz" to determine which Donnie Darko character I am. Because I too am crazy and anti-social I was given the high distinction of being compared to my dear friend Donnie:
The little quiz also went on to say that:
"Congratulations, you are Donnie Darko. You're not afraid
to speak what's on your mind and tell people what you're
really thinking. You think about sex a lot and sometimes
you wake up with your hands down your pants"
This may or may not be true. Depends on who you ask I suppose. If you are interested in taking the quiz as well, click here. For interested parties, other possible outcomes (besides Donnie) included: Frank, Jim Cuningham, Gretchen, Samantha Darko and (my personal favorite) Charita.
In other Donnie Darko news, an acquaintance of mine (who shall remain nameless for reasons that will become obvious very soon) has become a famous artist. This person, who I will refer to as, hmmmm, let's see, how about "Renee" (or "R" for short) is a fellow Donnie Darko fan. R was inspired by the absolute wonder of Donnie Darko and produced this beautiful artwork:
Of course, like many artist, R is one of those poor, starving types, and therefore was forced to sell the above artwork. It being the communication age and all with the internet being so accessible, R placed the artwork on Ebay, not knowing what to expect. Would the critical art buyers of the world even be interested in such weirdness? Was there even a remote possibility the artwork would be embraced by others?? With these questions in the back of R's mind, they set the opening bid at $0.30 and let fate takes its course. Time slowly ticked by, and over the course of the art's week-long stay as an open auction on Ebay, THREE (yes that's right!) THREE different Donne Darko fans bid on the collection, bringing the ending total to...
$15.49!!!
Apparently R stumbled upon perhaps what is one of the most lucrative artistic areas of all-time. Thanks to the obsessive fans of Donnie Darko, R has now become a world famous artist, and thus cherishes their privacy to an extent that us normal, non-artists cannot understand therefore the actual identity of the artist cannot be revealed. However, if you are interested in Donnie Darko artwork, please contact me ASAP and I will forward your message along to the artist. Thanks in advance for all of your money, suckers.