"Jane" Magazine 1999 Readers' Poll
In the most recent issue of Jane Magazine, which featured their second annual reader's poll,
Courtney Love received most votes on several of the questions, some of which were not too
flattering. Here's a transcript of the categories Courtney was named in. (Pictures on this page are
from the article.)
Glamourpuss of the Year
Courtney Love wins again by a nose. Second-place winner Marilyn Manson barely
edged out Gwyneth Paltrow.
Artist Who Should Audition For the Vacant Spice Girls Spot
Courtney Love was your top choice. But who would fill the hole in Hole?
Celeb You'd Most Like to See on a Jane Cover
This category didn't have too many surprise answers. The obvious
winner was Gwneth Paltrow (what, an Oscar isn't enough?) Followd by Courtney
Love in second place, and Madonna and bodacious Kate Winslet tying for
third. Jennifer Lopez, who has made womanly shaped
women everywhere feel good about themselves, brought up the rear, in
fourth place.
Celeb Most Likely to be Seen at the Opening of an Envelope
You guys aren't usually easy to confuse, but you certainly seemed to be stumped by this
question. The No. 1 answer was, "Huh?" The few who got it voted
Gwyneth, Madonna and Courtney Love into second, third and fourth places,
respectively. Rarely anyone mentioned Sean "Puffy" Combs or Donald Trump,
so we know you didn't get the question.
Least Convincing Spiritual Transformation
You shouldn't gossip in yoga class. Every time you give Madonna a compliment,
you bring her right back down to earth again. Courtney Love, Alanis Morisette, and Bill
Clinton (excuse us?) were all runners up.