Chapter Three

Chapter Three



"This is weird." Taylor muttered as he walked around the house aimlessly. Wherever he went, there were girl stuff. This was gonna be something that he had to get used to. He decided to go into the kitchen to find some food, hoping Zac hadn't eaten it all. "Oh hey Taylor." Summer said, looking up flustered.

"Hey. What's up?" Taylor asked, opening the fridge door.

"Not much, Everyone else is having this huge bitch fight in the lounge room, so I decided to take my cheerful mood into the kitchen." she answered. Taylor nodded and grabbed some ice cream that was sitting in the freezer. He sat down at the counter next to Summer. Moments later, Isaac stormed into the room.

"That Desiree girl...she's...AHHH!" Isaac yelled in frustration. Taylor was amused by his brothers outburst. Isaac always seemed to get weird when he was pissed at something.

"What'd she do?" Summer asked.

"This problem with who doesn't get a room thing. She refuses to sleep on a matress in the lounge room." Isaac said.

"I'll sleep in there. I don't mind." Summer said, standing up quickly.

"Are you sure?" Taylor asked.

"Yeah." Summer said. Then she left the two brothers to talk.


"I don't see why you can't sleep in here! It's not like we're asking you to run around naked!" Zac said, he was getting mad, and it wasn't everyday that you get to see Zac get mad.

"No way! It's unhygenic! And you weirdos will probably perve on me or something!" Desiree yelled.

Melina rolled her eyes, "Get real!"

"Hey, I'll stay down here okay?" Summer said as she brushed past and went upstairs to use the bathroom.

"There! Okay, so guys, just can it!" Melina said. She sat down heavily on the couch and just gazed off into the distance in her own little world. Zac just stood motionless and then it hit him. All that water he drank had to come out sometime.

"Holy crap!" he yelled and darted upstairs.

"One measly toilet in this house! I can't believe it! Summer get out!!" Zac yelled, jumping up and down and holding onto the front of his pants. He pounded on the door. Within seconds, the door flew open.

"Sorry Zac. It's all yours now." Summer said with smile on her face. Zac returned the smile and dashed into the bathroom, he ran out as quickly as he had gone in.

"It stinks like girlie stuff in there! SICK!" he cried. He made gagging noises and dropped to the floor.

"Sorry about that, but wouldn't you rather go in there and relieve yourself or hold it in for three months." Summer told him. Zac thought for a moment before jumping to his feet and rushing back into the bathroom.


Later that night, Isaac sat on the lounge room floor, things were not looking good. At dinner, the only people seemed to be talking were Tay, Zac, Summer and himself.

"This show is pathetic! Change it over!" Desiree yawned. Isaac sighed, Desiree was driving everyone insane.

"You don't like South Park?" Zac asked in awe, this girl sure was weird.


"You are so careless! I mean look at you!! With those baggy pants and oversized TV, you look like you've just rolled out of bed!!" Melina cried. She looked down at her black mini skirt that was now drenched with water.

"Guys! Why can't you get along?" Taylor asked them. He was standing between the two girls while they fought over their little dish washing incident. Both girls started talking to him at once. Taylor couldn't take it anymore.

"Shut up! Sit down and talk it over instead of screaming at me for help like a seven year old would!!" He yelled. Looking shocked, the two girls sat down at the counter.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to yell." Taylor said, blushing. When no-one said anything, he started to talk, "Can't you see that you hate each other because you're alot alike. So if we have to live together for 3 months, I'd advise you to get you act together!" he cried in the politest way possible. The two girls exchanged a glance and knew he was right. Only, both of them were too stubborn to apologise.


Even later that night, Summer tossed and turned on her queen sized materess on the lounge room floor. Zac and Taylor were the only other people up and were watching a Beavis and Butthead marathon on TV. She rolled over and looked at them. They were both laughing at hyenas over something about wood becoming hard. Summer smiled, she had been waiting to meet Hanson for ages now and she was glad she didn't make a fool of herself. She noticed that she had a small crush developing on Taylor. She got up and mutter, "I don't think I'll be getting to sleep anytime soon."

"Ooo, you look really attractive in the early hours of the morning." Zac teased.

"You too Zac, absolutely gorgeous." Summer replied as she sat down on the couch next to him. For some unknown reason, Zac had his hand stuck down the side of the couch.

What the hell is this? He asked himself as his hand closed over a small square package. He pulled it out for all to see. It was a strawberry flavoured condom.

"Ew!! Sick! It must be Ike's!!" Taylor cried.

"He probably thought that he'd score with Desiree but got turned off when he met her." Summer said.

Taylor laughed, "Maybe he thought he'd be a dare devil and not use one at all."

"Well, if that's the case, we better stop the lovers from doing anything they'd regret." Zac said with a devillish grin on his face. He pressed play on the stereo and cranked it up. Soon the annoyingly high pitched voice of Aaron Carter filled the house.

"ZAC!!" Isaac's voice came floating down the stairs and he was soon to follow. Summer and Taylor dove onto the materess and acted as though they were asleep. Isaac came down, fuming, he turned off the stereo and gave Zac a huge lecture as Ike thought that since he was oldest, he was most responsible. By the time he went to bed, Taylor and Summer were asleep. Zac was mad that they didn't get any of the balme so he drew little picture on their faces with permanent marker and went to bed. Let's go home