*Don't let your life wait for other people
*Your mother will find out if you get a nose ring
*Don't fall in love with someone who lives a thousand miles away from you, cause it'll never work!
*If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
*That which does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.
*Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
*Ten years from now most of what we freak out about won't make any difference.
*All that's gold doesn't glisten.
*Zits always pop up when you can't really afford them to.
*When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother 'cause you're already screwed.
*Never peirce your belly button in the dark.
*Being nice to people will get you far.
*If your math teacher tells you that to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero he means it, really.
*Some times smart people can do very stupid things.
*Nuthin is ever too good to be true.
*The one person you can truly love is often right infront of you.
*Dreaming and doing go hand in hand.
*Procrastination is the easiest way but not the most profitable.
*If he/she doesn't respect you then they are not worth any of your time.
*Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.
*Your gut instinct is not stupid, it is usually right actually.
*You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
*Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea.
*If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then giveup. No need to be ridiculous about it.
*Hair is very flammable.
*Never trust a friend with a pair of scissors at your hair.
*Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny,
*You never know when you are making a memory.
*Nothing matters if you don't have loved ones to share it with.
*The heart does heal, and yes you can love like that again!
*If you can laugh at yourself every once in a while you are going to be just fine.
*If you allow others to laugh with you, you will be great.
*Burning hot chocolate with milk in it makes chocolate cheese.
*Never prank e-mail someone and expect them to never find out.
*Call display is a common thing now so don't bother pranking people.
*If you sit still in one spot on your foot for a long time your foot most definately will fall asleep.--Erica learned this one through experience:)
"Wherever you go, there you are."- Buckaroo Bonzai
I got this from another webpage but if you feel like adding on to this list just e-mail me and I'll add it on.