And I beg of you to tell me one thing. Only one, not a lot. Yet most times the one is so difficult.
Especially since it must be an unsuperficial thing.“Your friend is fuckable.”
“Nice smile.”
“Beautiful eyes.”
“Don’t you want to come home with me? But you must promise to be gone in the morning.”
“I don’t know a thing about you except you’re great in bed, but do you know how much I like you?
Sure I live 3000 miles away and if I see you again I’ll probably say ‘Faerie who?’, but I REALLY like you.”
“Here’s some tequilla, lets have sex. Here’s a rock show, let’s have sex. Here’s some great conversation,
let’s have sex. I took 20 minutes out of my busy party schedule to come to the one thing you do once a year,
let’s have sex. You don’t want to get serious do you?”
“Wow, you’re really cute, why are you with so and so? Am I ever going to get to sleep with you? Damn! You opened your mouth.
I think you’re mentally unstable, am I ever going to get to sleep with you?”
“Let’s get to know each other.”
(hope springs eternal)
“Let’s go to the theater in the park.”
(cool)
“You’ve never been on a real date? Dinner and putt putt it is then.”
(normalcy)
“Happy birthday, I wore this afro just for you.”
(finally)
“I’ll talk to you tomorrow.”
(silence, no communication)
“Oh I’m sorry, did I forget to mention that I was using you as a substitute for your friend who you resemble, but since you didn’t have sex with me
I had a bout of conscience, realizing I’d rather have the real thing.”
“All I know is that I want to be able to touch you and not have to give up my girlfriend at the same time.”
“No one’s around but you and since I’m a heterosexual male and you are a girl who has feelings for me, I’m going to
take advantage of the situation so that I can get laid on my $1000 sofa and tomorrow I’ll play you and this weekend
I’ll get some from you on my birthday and after that as soon as you start showing signs of wanting more I’ll
conveniently bring around the girl from work who likes me, who more than a little resembles you, and then I can
make clear to you how you are percieved by the male population that surrounds you.”