The Truth of Fluoride
The Truth of Fluoride
by
Ben Grimm
One dreary morning, I awoke and began to get ready for the days events. When I came the part of brushing my teeth, I noticed something a bit shocking! The toothpaste we use on our teeth has a warning label! Could you ever have imagined that in order to get our teeth sparkling white we must use a poison? What pray tell is the cause for such inhumanities? I feel it is yet another one of those liberal attempts to cover a conspiracy of a terrorist arms build up! You see there is a compound within toothpaste that causes a temporary hallucination, and during these hallucinations liberal red tape is deployed through your house blinding you to the fact that tiny robots know as "MircoKillers" a subsidiary of MircoMachines are invading your houses, your schools, and your in-laws!
Of course this is just my belief. The popular rumor is, that it is just the fashion world using its strong grip on society to keep there teeth white just like the actors, and models of our favorite shows and magazines, so as to slip past other forms of manipulations. Or it could be just if you suck down the whole bloody tube you will experience some form of sickness. Which in any of these cases don't hesitate to call the Poison Control of you local area, or your trusted doctor.