**Don't hate me `cuz i'm beautiful,
hate me cuz your
boyfriend does!**
**East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the B*tch, who
touches my man!**
**If you need a nickel, i'll give
you a dime, If you need a
man, Bitch don't F*ck with mine!**
**Roses are red,Violets are blue,God
made me pretty, what
happened to you?!**
**God created men first `cuz you
always need a rough draft
before the masterpiece!**
**God Loves stupid people, thats
why he made so many men!**
**Only good girls go to heaven, I
wasn't invited!**
**Sex is like pringles, Once you
pop, you can't stop!**
**Children in the dark causes
accidents, accidents in the
dark cause
children!**
**I Have P.M.S and a Gun, now what
were you saying?!?! :)**
THINGS THAT A GUY COULD SAY |
^^Its not the size of the boat
its the motion of the
ocean!^^
^^Do you believe in love at
first sight or do you have
to walk past me again?^^
^^Loves a sensation caused by
temptation, a guy sticks
his location in a girls destanation, to
increase the population, of
the
next generation, do you understand my
explanation?, or do you need a
demonstration? :)^^
^^Don't drink and Drive, you
might go over a bump and
drop your beer!^^
^^God gave me brains and a
penis and only a lil bit of
blood, i can only work one at a time!^^
^^If guys got a period, they
> would brag about the size
of there tampons!^^
^^Roses are red, Apples are
sour, open your legs, i'll
show you some power!^^
