COOL LIL' TID BITZ

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1. I know how to please a woman.
**Then please leave me alone.

2. I want to give myself to you.
**Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

3. Your hair color is fabulous.
**Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

4. You look like a dream.
**Go back to sleep.

5. I can tell that you want me.
**Yes, I want you to leave.

6. Hey, baby, what's your sign?
**Do not enter...or stop.

7. I'd go through anthing for you.
**Let's start with your bank account.

8. May I have the last dance?
**You've just had it.

9. Your place or mine?
**Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

10. Your body is like a temple.
**Sorry, there are no services today.

11. Is this seat empty?
**Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

12. What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
**What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

13. Haven't I seen you someplace before?
**Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.