Meanwhile, on the floating orbital Castle Doom: Lotor:Hahahahahaha!!! I now have the entire Voltron Force where I want them!!! What do you say to that, Handler?
Handler: You'll never get away with this, Lotor..the keyboard is mightier than the sword!
Lotor: (rolls his eyes) So that's where Keith gets his hokey lines!
Handler: Hey! I'm a professional - 'sides we under a budget here..
Lotor: Never mind! I want no excuses! You will do three things for me - Make me my former gorgeous self, have Allura fall madly in love with me and destroy the Voltron Force!
Handler: I can't do that! Think of the merchandise sales we'd lose! Besides, you've got action figure potential - I mean with that bionic arm - y'know kung-fu grip and all that..
Lotor:(angry) I don't care! I want my old handsome body back!
Handler: Well, look we did all the marketing research..
Lotor: Silence! Soon the Voltron Force will come and then I will be invincible...hahahahahaha!!! Meanwhile, my writer friend, until you do as I say, you will watch the entire 2nd season of Voltron and C-Span Congressional debates..
Handler: You fiend! I wrote you too evil!
Lotor: (smirks) That's right!

Then the Voltron Force does arrive!

Lotor:Voltron Force! I have Handler! If you want to see him alive, you'll surrender to me!
Keith: Never! The Voltron Force always wins!
Lotor: (smirks) Not this time! He is my slave now!! Handler! Start writing!!
(The Voltron Force sees Handler, wide-eyed, like a zombie..poised at a keyboard)
Allura: Oh the poor man! Pidge: He looks awful!
Lance: What are you talking 'bout? He always looks like that!
Keith: Team, be on guard. Anything could happen!

... And it did!(Handler starts typing away)Suddenly (Star Trek sound effect here) Lotor loses the bionics and is his old handsome self.

Lotor: (look down at himself) Very nice! Now for the rest, Handler..
Handler: N-no! I can't!
Lotor: Hmm..maybe a little more C-SPAN will pursuade you!!
Handler: God, no!! (frantically types again)
Keith: Handler! Don't give in! We'll save you!!(All at once Keith has duck tape across his mouth)
Lance: Definite improvement!!
Keith: UMMPH!! UMPPH!!!Pidge: Wow! He sounds like Hunk!Hunk: (mouth filled with food) UMMPH?
Lance: Oh man..hey Princess, you all right?
Allura: Of course! C'mon, we can take him!(Suddenly her voice gets all dreamy)
Allura: (sighs) I never realized how sexy Lotor is..those bedroom eyes, that hair..(sigh)
Lance: Allura, are you all right?
Without warning, Allura disappears from her LIon, and pop up in Lotor's embrace.)
Lotor: Ah, my sweet! You're where you belong!
Allura: (giggles seductively) Yes, sweetiekins!
Lotor: At last you will be my bride! (He turns to Handler) Zap us a marriage certificate! I want this legal! (Poof! A marriage certificate pops up in Lotor's hands)
Lotor: (smirks)I must do onw thing before we depart on our honeymoon, my sweet..(turns to Handler) Now, Handler! Destroy the Voltron Force!!
Keith: UUMMPPH!!!UMMMPHH!!
Lance: Keith, if you think I'm gonna spout a hokey line, you've got another think comin!
Pidge: What are we going to do?
Hunk: I vote we ditch the whole thing and go to Outback steakhouse!
Lance: Damn, boy! You got expensive tastes! 'Sides we gotta save the princess and Handler!
Hunk:Don't look like she wants to be saved ta me!
(They all see Allura and Lotor in a serious lip lock with Lotor reaching critical meltdown. He reluctantly breaks away..) Lotor: Damn the Y-7 rating!(turns to the Voltron force) Now Voltron Force! It is the end of you! Handler! Do as I say!
Handler: (muttering) gonna lose toy sales big on this!!
Lotor: (wags his finger) I'll make you watch nothing but Keith video clips spouting hokey lines if you don't do it now!

(Handler's hands poise on the keyboard, ready to strike)Suddenly, a beefed up, buffed up Zarkon comes on the scene!

Pidge: It's Zarkon!
Hunk: Defender of the Universe!
Lance: Oh man! I think I'm gonna be sick!
Keith: (who had managed to get the duck tape off) Touch her and you're dust,Lotor!
Lance! Nooooo!!! Lotor! Make him stop!
(Suddenly Keith starts talking in a redneck twang, a la Jeff Foxworthy) If you go to family reunions to meet women, you might be a redneck!
Lance: I think I liked him better the other way!
Pidge: Look Zarkon's going to flex his muscles!
Hunk: I'm gonna lose my lunch!
Lance:Hey, Zark! You're supposed to be a good guy! Your wacked out son is going to destroy us!
Zarkon: (puffs up) Unhand the princess, Lotor!
Allura: (giggles)But I like where his hands are!
Keith: Handler! Wake up!
Handler: (mumbling) Senator DeWitt from South Carolina..we recognize..(he continues to type)
Zarkon: I hate this pretending I'm really eevill and Hagar's got the hots for me!
Lotor: Good, Father! The more the merrier! (double takes)Hagar - euww!
Zarkon: You don't have to unhand the princess, my son!
Lotor: I didn't intend to! Hahahahahah!!!!!
Zarkon: Handler! Destroy the Voltron Force! We'll take over the show! It's be called, Zarkon, Offender of the Universe!
Lotor: Hey! I'm the one who masterminded this evil plot!
Zarkon: You'll be busy! (wags his eyebrows)
Lotor: (grins) oh yeah!
Handler: I need a Coke, man..
Lotor: Destroy them and you'll get your coke! Enough stalling! Do it!

Will Handler destroy the Voltron Force? Will Lotor ever get to enjoy his new bride? Will Keith ever stop spouting second season one-liners? Will Zarkon and Hagar be reunited? Will the narrator ever shut up? .....to be continued!!!