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Top Ten things we want to hear Samuel L. Jackson's character say in the new STAR WARS Movie

• You can stick your well-laid Death Star plans up your well-laid ass
• You must go to Dagobah, where you will be taught by Yoda, the sly, sweet motherfucker who taught me this shit
• That's no moon asshole, that's a fucking space station!
• I don't care how good you say they are. I ain't fightin alongside no fuck-ass teddy bears
• You don't need to see my goddamn I.D., cause these ain't the motherfuckin droids you're lookin for
• Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know cause I won't eat the filthy motherfucker
• This is your father's lightsaber. You absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin stormtrooper in this room....accept no substitutes
• If Obi-wan's ass ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine
• Feel the Force, motherfucker!
• Hand me my lightsaber....it's the one that says *Bad Mother Fucker*

I don't have time to finish this page now, but I had to put up the top ten list. It's one of the funniest damn things I have ever read. If you think so, sign the guestbook and say so, dammit!