I love to read and write email. No, I am not one of those NeTfReaKs who are online 24 hours a day. I suppose it it because I am not enough of a NeTfReaK to GET a lot of email. I respond to all emails. I will now work my psychic mind control powers on you.
Email me. Do it now. Click on that link. You WANT to click on it. Wait, no, I can tell you have not completed the Setup Wizard for OutCrap Express. Don't bother. Just write it down instead. Yes, YES! Waa haa haaaaa!