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"Sleep is good, death is better." -Heinrich Heine "Hell is--other people!"-Jean-Paul Sartre

"I don't live in hell, I just work there. It's only a 45 minute commute via Long Island Railroad." -Satan

"Optimism is a mania for saying things are well when one is in hell."-Voltaire

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Death by...what?

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tradegy, but that it is a bore. -H.L. Mencken

Here's a death joke for yah (click on the sound file thingy below to hear the answer):

What does the Soup Nazi say when he's about to kill someone?

Let's get technical...

Death,As Defined by Webster's College Dictionary:

DEATH (deth) n. 1,the act of dying, cessation, esp. of life. 2,(cap.) the personification of the inevitability of death. 3, lack of existence; the state of being dead.

Some fun, factual synonyms:

1. Decease, demise, passing, expiration, departure, release, exit; end, cessation, dissolution, termination; brain death, Biol. biolysis, necrosis; rest, eternal rest, quietus,Euph. the great adventure. 2. angel of death, Grim Reaper, Azrael (in ancient Greece) Thanatos,(in ancient Rome) Mors; skeleton, skull and crossbones, death's head, the number 14, (Hebrew letter) nun, the black horse. 3. extinction, extermination, eradication, extirpation, liquidation, obliteration; destruction, annihilation, ruin, ruination. 4. bloodshed, bloodletting, carnage, slaughter, butchery; murder, massacre, slaying, killing.

Congratulations! You are now more intellectually aware concerning your Inescapable Fate!

Now, some of you MAY be afraid to die. For those special few I ask you to consider the two persuasive quotes below, and see if they change your mind.
"Death is easy. Death is easy. DEATH IS EASY. DEATHISEASYDEATHISEASYDEATHISEASYDEATHISEASY...." -The Raventon twins from Poppy Z. Brite's novel Lost Souls
"YeeeaaaAAAAAHHHHH DEATH!" -Beef Maidens and Co.
Feel Better? Well, if not, then email me, the DeathBringer herself, and I will personally come over and show you how much fun death can be!

But For those of you who are just REALLY SHIT SCARED by the inevitablity of death, I guess I can help you cowards out.

Click here to find out HOW TO CHEAT DEATH.

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