The page cannot be displayed due to unusually large ammounts of B.O. entering through A:\

Please try the following:

• Click the Refresh button, or take more baths.
  
• If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it was typed with clean hands.
  
• To check your B.O. settings, click the B.O. menu, and then click Odor Potency. On the Feet tab, click New Socks Please. The settings should match those provided on the back of your shampoo bottle.
• If your shower head has massage, it may be used at this time to remove excess grime.
  If you would like Windows to try and discover more grime,
  click Detect Excess Grime
• Some people require 128 day shampoo treatments. Click the My Hair menu and then click About Head Grease to determine what strength grease you have installed.
• If you are trying to wash your face, make sure your mirror can support the "Before Washing Image". Click the Kerosene menu, and then click Douse Me Now. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Napalm section and check settings for Gallons: 2.0, 3.0, 11.0, or 21.0.
• Click the Scrubber button to reach hard-to-get grimy spots.

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