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A sith in the phantom planet force...

The benevolent brothers a.k.a Phantom Planet.

So you can tell who's who..I am going to list them in order of appearance in the " Where's nacho?" picture shown above...(this assuming Schwartzy would name a hamster nacho..)

Alex Greenwald- angry that Schwartzy had been irresponsible enough to leave the cage door open.

Jacques Brautbar- possible suspect in the release of nacho.

Jason Schwartzman- very sad about losing nacho, blames self about the incident at hand.

Sam Farrar- Who's nacho? What's a hamster?

Darren Robinson- pained and frustrated...who would do this to the band on the day of a photo shoot?

A weird article bit on the situation at hand:

5-17-99

Despite what rumors have circulated Schwartzy "jason" Schwartzman (star of the current indie hit Rushmore) doesn't own a pet hamster named nacho. A site currently found linked on the phantom planet (schwartzman's l.a based band) web ring, containing a small story of the alleged escaped and abused hamster, has created quite a stir amongst the few die hard fans. " We thought the site was going to be differant...a new venture into the pp fan sites. We didn't know they were going to lie." a 3 month fan commented. The owners of The Benevolent Order of Phantom Planet could not be reached for comment.

E.T phone home..

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