2. Ladies Bible Study will be held
Thursday morning at 10. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship
Hall after the B.S. is done.

3. The pastor would appreciate it
if the ladies of the congregation
would lend him their electric girdles
for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
morning.

4. Low Self Esteem Support Group
will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please
use the back door.

5. The pastor will preach his farewell
message, after which the choir
will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

6. Remember in prayer the many
who are sick of our church and
community.

7. The eighth-graders will be presenting
Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
The Congregation is invited to attend
this tragedy.

8. Thursday night Potluck Supper.
Prayer and medication to follow.

9. The rosebud on the altar this
morning is to announce the birth of
David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

10. Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an
ice cream social. All ladies
giving milk will please come early.

11. A bean supper will be held on
Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.

12. At the evening service tonight,
the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell ?" Come early and listen to
our choir practice.

13. Weight Watchers will meet at
7 PM at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double
door at the side entrance.

14. Mrs. Johnson will be entering
the hospital this week for testes.

15. Please join us as we show our
support for Amy and Alan who are
preparing for the girth of their first child.

16. The Lutheran Men's group will
meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed
potatoes, green beans, bread and
dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

17. The Associate Minister unveiled
the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped
My Pledge - Up Yours."

18. Our next song is "Angels
We Have Heard Get High."

19. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

20. For those of you who have
children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.

21. This being Easter Sunday, we will
ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward
and lay an egg on the altar.

22. The service will close with Little
Drops of Water. One of the
ladies will start quietly and the rest
of the congregation will join in.

23. Eight new choir robes are
currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.

24. The senior choir invites any members of
the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

25. Miss Charlene Mason sang a special
Sunday morning " I will not pass this way again "
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

26. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking
tonight at First General Baptist Church in Ava.
Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

27. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.
It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping
around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

28. Next Sunday is the big family hay ride and bonfire
at the Smith's. Bring along your own hotdogs and guns.
Friends are welcome ! Everyone come for a fun time.

29. The love and peacemaking group meeting
scheduled for to-day has been cancelled due to a conflict.

30. Sister Barbara remains in the hospital
and needs blood donors for more transfusions
She is also having trouble sleepings and requests
tapes of Pastor Bob's sermons.

31. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on
October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship
that began in their school days.

32. The Pastor announced the church will host a evening
of fine dining and fellowship, superb entertainment
and the normal gracious hostility.