The World of Rhythm Guitarness
Okay, so this is all about Dave, our rhythm guitarist. The rhythm guitarist. he's pretty damn hip, despite the fact that you can barely hear him...wait, you can now that he got his new amp. That thing so kicks ass!! I want I want!! Plus I'm in love with his Encore guitar...now that it's fixed anyway. I love it, just like I love Dave!! Davey is my favorite rhythm guitar guy ever. I love him more than...that guy that we were going to have be rhythm guitar...what's his name? Oh well, it's not important, otherwise we would have left Dave on his sorry four chord knowing quiet crappy fat ass and...HEY HEY!!! Oops, I mean, I love Dave!! Dave is so the man at chords!! he just keeps going with guitar chord after guitar chord and they all sound so wonderful (ass kissing in progress) and nobody knows how to set up a guestbook like Dave (that's right folks, part of that guestbook belongs to Dave!!)
Dave goes to SLUH and he got us the gig there, but he put us down as "Dave and The Hitchhikers", so we're gonna hafta fix that one, eh Davey??
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