The Hitchhikers Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are you guys a Ska band?

A: No, we're not.

Q: Are you guys sure you're not Ska?

A: Yes, quite sure, thank you.

Q: Really Sure?

A: Please shut up about us being a Ska Band!!

Q: How can you guys be ska without Horns?

A: (1) For the last time, we're not ska!!! (2) Haven't you ever heard of The Red Stripe All Stars?

Q: What did you think of The Suspenders and the Special Guest, who you played Jamnesty with?

A: Suspenders out of tune and it should be The Unwanted Guest.

Q: Will you change to ska?

A: NO!

Q: Please?

A: How about a real question for once?

Q:If you aren't ska, then what's with the first verse on I'm Sold on Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters?

A:ALL DAVE'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How old is Will?

A: Born june 29, 1982

Q: 82!! He looks so OLD!! WHY????

A: All that hair.

Q: Who is the most talented musician in the band in your view, Elliot?

A: Well, that rules me out.

Q: Why does Zach play bass with a pick?

A: (1) Because he needs his fingers to eat, (2) Because he can.

Q: Will Jon ever settle down?

A: We Hope not.

Q: Does Dave have a nickname?

A: Yes, yes he does.

Q: Did you play bass drum in The St. Louis Irregulars at Son of Ska O Rama?

A: And I wore a very loud shirt.

Q: Didn't that piss Will off?

A: Very much so.

Q:Is it Pan Galactic or Pentagalactic?

A:Pan Galactic.

Q: What's your favorite restaraunt?

A: TACO BELL!!

Q: Are you sure you'll never turn ska?

A: That's it, out!!!

Q: Hey Wait!! Why did some guy skank onstage with you at Jamnesty??

A: I dunno, ask him...AntiJock8@aol.com

Email: stixx@stlnet.com