Hitch Quotes

"After THIS relationship, no more love, ever!" -Zach Hartwig

"You know, we're on the run from the cops. They just don't know they're lookin for us." -Elliot Rauscher

"Hi, my name is Jon, I like food." -Jon Roundy

"Dear God I want to be Hairy!!!" -Will Wilcox

"Hellooo, Duck Tape Fetish..." -Dave DeCaro