Barney ties me to the chair I can't see I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lips
I was shaved I was shaved I was shamed (x3)
I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bee I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Andy's snot
I was shaved I was shaved I was shamed (x3)
