-- -- Under Construction -- -- Pinky and the Brain
Pinky And The Brain
Theme Song
They're Pinky and the Brain Yes, Pinky and the Brain One is a genius, the other's insane They're laboratory mice Their genes have been spliced They're dinky They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Before each night is done Their plan will be unfurled By the dawning of the sun They'll take over the world
They're Pinky and the Brain Yes, Pinky and the Brain Their twilight campaign Is easy to explain To prove their mousy worth They'll overthrow the Earth They're dinky. They're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, ...
Other Songs
The Brainstem Song
Brain: Neo-cortex, frontal lobe
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Hippocampus, neural node, right hemisphere.
Brain: Pons and cortex visual
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Sylvian fissure, pineal, left hemisphere.
Brain: Cerebellum left! Cerebellum right! Synapse, hypothalamus,
striatum, dendrite.
Brain: Axon fibers, matter gray
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Central tegmental pathway, temporal lobe.
Brain: White core matter, forebrain, skull
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Central fissure, cord spinal, parietal.
Brain: Pia mater! Menengeal vein! Medulla oblongata and lobe
limbic, Micro-electrodes...
Pinky: Naaarf!
Both: The Brain!!!
Brain: That ought to keep the little squirts happy. Ye-e-s!
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The Country Song
I am a lab mouse, I escaped from my cage, Never had a job, Never earned minimum wage, But you will respect me...Yes!! Once my plan is unfurled, You will call me your leader, I'll be king of the world
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To Scheme The Impossible Scheme
To scheme the improbable scheme To plan the unthinkable plan To build when your arms are too tiny To walk in the suit of a man. This is my fate To conquer the earth To play with the big boys Though I lack the girth To reach for the stars On a whim or a dare I could climb to the top If I only could reach the first stair. And the world doesn't know what they'll miss If a mouse doesn't follow his dream To scrawl with his last bit of graphite To scheme the improbable scheme!
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The Cheese Song
Pinky: A world of cheeses, Deliciously made for you and me, Flavors like Provolone and Brie, Each with its own ethnicity. So many cheeses, Are available all around the world for you to eat, Especially good with crackers and meat, A nice yummy treat.
Thousands of cheeses, The texture of some can be real gooey, Others are quite firm and chewy, Some are better when mildewy. Bountiful cheeses, When you take a big whiff a few, Will make you want to spew, Especially strong is the cheese Remoudou, A real stinkeroo.
It's incredible just how many kinds there are, From countries near and far, It's really quite bizarre. Now from the mouths of cheeses big and small, We proudly present to you, The cheese roll call.
Wensleydale: I am the British cheese Wensleydale, lightly, pressed and smooth textured with a subtle, milky flavor which is clean and refreshing.
Pinky: Welcome, Wensleydale!
Cheddam: G'day! I am Australian Cheddam, an innocuous, golden yellow, rindless block, inspired by Cheddar and Edam!
Pinky: Welcome, Cheddam!
Edelpilzkäse: I am the German cheese Edelpilzkäse, a fine, blue-veined cheese with a pale ivory paste and very dark veins traveling vertically through me.
Pinky: Welcome, Edelpil... Edel... oh, willkommen!
Brie: I am the French cheese Brie, a soft, unpressed, naturally drained cow's milk with, white rind flora, molded into large flat disks, and ripened for three to four weeks.
Pinky: Thank you, cheeses! I want to eat you all!
Oh, how I like my cheeses, Cheese from around the world, Cheese is the taste that pleases Cheese from around the world (sing with me, cheeses!)
All: Oh, how I like my cheeses, Cheese from around the world (everybody!), Cheese is the taste that pleases, Cheese from around the world
Around this great big world
Around this big cheese world
Around this great big world
Around this big -- cheese -- world!
Pinky: Mmm... yummy! Narf!
I think so Brain's
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?"
"I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels."
"Uh... yeah, Brain, but where will we get rubber pants our size?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain but balancing a family and a career . . . oooh, it's all too much for me."
"Uh I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."
"Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?"
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."
"Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu."
"I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so."
"I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them."
"I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"
"I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp."
"Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish."
"I think so Brain, Poit! But where do you put the feather and call it macaroni?"
"I think so Brain, but there's already a bug stuck in here from last time."
"I think so Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent."
"I think so Brain, but I don't think Kay Ballard is in the union."
"I think so Brain, but the Rockettes, it's mostly girls, isn't it?"
"I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby."
"I think so Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable in the summer time."
"Uh, I think so Brain, but you'd have to take that whole bridge apart then, wouldn't you?"
"Uh, I think so Brain, but how are we gonna teach a goat to dance with flippers on?"
"I think so Brain, but apply north to what?"
"Uh, I think so Brain, but Snowball for windows?"
Pinky - "Uh, I think so Brain, no, no, it's too stupid."
Brain - "We will disguise ourselves as a cow"
Pinky - "Narf! That was it exactly!"
"Uh, I think so Don Cerebro, but why would Sophia Loren do a musical?"
"I think so, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?"
"I think so, Brain, Narf, but don't camels spit a lot?"
"I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?"
"I think so, Brain, but isn't a cucumber that small called a gherkin?"
"I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?"
"Well, I think so, Brain, but do I really need two tongues?"
"Uh, I think so Brain but isn't that why they invented tube socks?"
Pinky - "Yes I am." (In this case Brain has made Pinky a genius)
Psaphonic - planning one's rise to fame
Groaking - staring at someone eating in hopes they'll give you something
Yerk - to beat someone vigorously
Formication - the feeling that ants are crawling on you
Phronemophobia - fear of thinking
Myomancy - divination by movements of mice
Spizzerinctum - the will to succeed
Ultracrepidarianism - giving opinions outside of one's knowledge
Gharnao - a raft made of inverted ceramic pots
Palinoia - compulsive repetition of an act until perfect
Zumbooruk - a small cannon fired from the back of a camel
Oobar - a dry fog of the upper Nile
Hamartia - the classic tragic flaw
Hircismus - stinky armpits
Honorificabilitudinitatibus - with honorableness
Cynanthropy - disorder where sufferer imagines he's a dog
Sinciput - the forehead
Spheropygian - having full and rounded buttocks
Omphaloskepsis - contemplating one's navel
Exophagy - cannibalism outside the tribe
Anophelosis - morbid state due to extreme frustration
Unasinous - equally stupid
Empleomania - obsession with holding public office
Floccinaucinihilipilification - categorizing something as worthless trivia
Peritoneum - the membrane that lines the abdominal cavity
Introjection- building someone else's qualities into your ego
Sparganosis- infection from larvae of the fish tapeworm
Helminthisasis- disease caused by worms invading the body
Buccal- the inside of your cheek
Quercetin- a yellow dye found in lemons
Bolus- chewed up lumps of food
Aerophobia - fear of air
Sagittal Suture - jagged line on the top of your skull
Caseation - dead tissue that looks like crumbly cheese
Anterior Nares - your nostrils
Morology - the study of foolish and nonsensical talking
Caruncle - small piece of bulging flesh
Panphobia - fear of everything
Trichotillomania - abnormal urge to pull out one's hair
Azygous - appearing as one single being or part
Barophobia- fear of gravity
Post-Prandial - following a meal
Ideophobia- fear of ideas
Genu- any body structure that's shaped like the knee
Epulis- a tumor or growth on the gums
Epistaxis- a nose bleed
Blue Nevus- a steel blue skin lump
Entropion- an eyelid turned in towards the eye
Fasciculus- small bundle of muscles, tendons, or nerve fibers
Hypesthesia- abnormally low sense of feeling
Calor- body heat
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