1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "Oh Geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn the test in 5 or 10 minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I've got it, I've got it!!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders. Lots of cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long!! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy (or Game Gear, etc...). Play with the volume at max level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off."
12. 15 minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Happy New Year!!!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you've lost the first one. Repeat the process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons,paint, or fluorescent marker.<\center>
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head and nothing else, claim you just got up, especially if it's an evening or night class.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest you.
18. As soon as the instuctor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every 5 minutes, stand up, collect your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam after approximately 10 minutes. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. DEAD. ABE. DEED, BEAD. you get the idea.)
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all the questions and answers completely blacked out.
24. Get the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently and scream out, "SCREW THIS!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).
