Petunia stepped forward, told Ronald "Stop
killing animals," and promptly squished the pie
into his face. Although the children squealed
with delight, Ronald wasn't so happy. He
grabbed Petunia by the jugular and threw her to
the ground, illustrating the violent way
McDonald's treats the billions of cows it
grinds up into hamburgers.
(Fact: The very first man to play Ronald McDonald, Jeff Juliano, ditched his
ditties about hamburger patches and became a vegetarian!)