I'll start this off, without any words
I got so high, I scratched until I bled

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong
So what should I do?

The finest day, that I've ever had
Was when I learned to cry on command

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong
So what should I doooooooooooo

I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain

My mother died every night
It's safe to say "don't quote me on that"
[For safety's sake, don't quote me on that -- JS]

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong
So what should I do?

The black sheep got blackmailed again
Forgot to put on the zip code

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong
So what should I doooooooooooo

I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain

Somewhere I have heard this before
In a dream my memory has stored
As defense I'm neutered and spayed
What the hell am I trying to say?

It is now time to make it unclear
To write off lines that don't make sense

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong
So what should I do?

And one more special message to go
Then I'm done, and I can go home

I love myself better than you
I know it's wrong
So what should I doooooooooooo

I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain
I can't complain
I'm on a plain
I can't complain