David Shaughnessy: This pirate king friend of mine is known for his love of swing music and French women. Although it is believed that French women come higher on the list. He is always ready to play me a game of tennis.. and I only accept when I know he is sick enough for me to win (Dang! I have given away my strategy!). I look forward to many a great times to come and hope that if one of were to die tommorrow it would be Matt Hoskins, DOPE!!! #@*$!!!
Matt Hoskins:Matthew, buddy, I hope you weren't offended by that last joke. I stopped wishing that you were dead last week. Anyhow, I should go through the whole deal about this bass playing raptor boy who sells insurance. Insurance.. go figure. I have always enjoyed how he let me beat him in cards, chess, and.. okay so only those two. He is a cool guy who has his head on straight and knows how to have fun.
Vince Delaughder:Vince, I truely owe all of my juggling talent to him in the manner that he introduced me to juggling videos and juggling history and inspired me to become a great juggler. The man is married now, and I was happy to be a part of the wedding... even though I was fifth least important. But I'm not bitter.... that low life hoolagan making me fifth least important.... see if I don't mess up the knife juggling routine on purpose...
Gina Williams: Gina, Gina, Gina. What is there to say about you. You have been around for as long as I can remember and it seems odd to think that you might not be around forever. Her strong characteristics would be her outgoing personnality and her commitment to her morals. We have our fights, often and violent. But hey, that's what makes the friendship so fun. Besides, I learned that if you flick her in the right spot she will hold your hand!
Nathan Jeffery: I have not seen this man in years it seems. And I fear I will not see him for many more due to that fact that he is leaving for college. This man knew how to torrment me when I wanted to sleep, and in return I annoyed him with tales of my neck pains... ah, those were the days. I always admired his talent... trying hard not to be jealous, althought sometimes that wasn't really hard. Anyhow, if you ever find that your dog is addicted to drugs or something and you want it to stop, you know who to call.
Melody Hoskins:Oh poor Mel, you thought perhaps I would put you first and here you are five or six down. Speaking of five or six down did I tell you I lost all of the fingers on my right hand today? Where was I, oh yes. Melody is a person I have known (and had major crushes on) since we were both little kids. We have un-ending memories together from church plays, and camps, and other adventures. It is good to know that after all of this time we are still somewhat close. I say somewhat because she doesn't like the way I smell and she stays far from my person. But that's okay...because I'm nice enough, I'm smart enough, and all the ugly girls like me......WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
