Letter Number Two: Oh Grog, I am terribly distressed. My mother insists on buying CRUNCHY
peanutbutter! I would not be so upset, but the small chunks of PEANUTS seem
to be tearing hole into my bread!!!!!!!!!!! I simply cannot eat holy
sandwitches they must be meditated, then while I am meditating, and
contemplating the holyness of the sandwitch my bath water tends to become
frigid, and concequently I have not taken a bath for eleven years, four
months, three fridays, two hours and eighteen seconds.
Please help.
EverdistressedbyPEANUTBUTTERCRUNCH!
GROG HATE PEANUT BUTTER AS MUCH AS HE HATE REPUBLICANS!!!!!!! GROG SAY YOU EAT YOUR MOTHER INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN GROG SAY YOU USE SMALLER WORDS SO ME KNOW WHAT YOU IS SAYING TO GROG OR ME WILL MAKE YOU HOLY LIKE PEANUT BUTTER BREAD!!!!!!!! WOO HOO HOO!!!!!!!
GIVE ME THE NEXT LETTER!!!!!
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