X-FOOL N° 14: AlienNation
by Monica (xduchess@freemail.it)

(Telephone talk)

Scully: "Mulder, this time, you won't believe it, either."

Mulder: "What?"

Scully: "Well... An alien group, tall, slim, gray, macro cephalic,
with big jutting out eyes..."

Mulder: "Wait a moment. What color you say they are?"

Scully: "Mulder, they're the typical aliens we have met!"

Mulder: "Well, so?"

Scully: "...They kidnapping me and they're trying to make me
photograph with them: they want a proof that they came to this
'provincial little planet' (their words)."

Mulder: "Resist, Scully, I'll come to save you."

Scully: "Nah, don't come. There's one wearing a stupid T shirt with
'Hi Mom!' written on. I think he can pound you, too."

Mulder: "But is he the biggest?"

Scully: "No, the smallest."

Mulder: "Well, how come you called me?"

Scully: "I said I wanted to talk with my defender."

Mulder: "'Said'?"

Scully: "Yes, they understand our language. Well, a little..."
Speaking with the aliens: "Say 'hello' to friend Fox!"

Aliens: "@#**+&%$£^@*xduchess@freemail.it*1#8å×Þ(r)?ÎÅfeedbackfeedback??8@-
°ò^k#è## Fox!!!"

Mulder: "What?! Scully! Speak, Scully! I can't understand!!!"

Scully: "They said 'hello, Fox!'"

Mulder: "Ah! But, Scully, how do you know all this?"

Scully: "Wait a moment, Mulder." To the aliens: "@#*!"

Mulder: "What did you say to them?"

Scully: "I said: 'Don't put so much salt on the spaghetti, because the 
salt brings arteriosclerosis and damage the veins. And I don't like too 
much salted spaghetti'."

Mulder: "Ah. Well, I'll call Skinner and we'll come to save you."

Scully: "Thank you, it's very kind of you."

Mulder: "Not at all, Scully."

Scully: "Oh, sorry, Mulder, I haven't said it to you. @*##ç gave me a 
@]#*°°°°."

Mulder: "Who what?"

Scully: "@*##ç gives me a @]#*°°°°."

Mulder: "And what's a @]#*°°°°?"

Scully: "The typical flowers of their world."

Mulder: "A flower?!"

Scully: "Ehi, no! Not the shears!"

Mulder: "Scully! What are they doing to you?!"

Scully: "They were cutting the tomatoes with the shears! If I was
Italian, at least I fainted."

Mulder: "Resist, Scully, I'll call Skinner."

Scully: "Skinner?! Oh God, no! Ehm... Well, Mulder, I just
remembered that I've got an urgent thing to do on 
Alfa Reticuli..."

Mulder: "Urgent on Alfa Reticuli?"

Scully: "Ehm, yes, I can't stand Skinner... Ehm, I haven't more time.
Yes, see you later... two years, maybe twenty. If I meet Samantha
I'll tell her about you."

Alien: "@ç%$£, Dana!:)"

Scully: "Yes, [Ï/&%$, I'm arriving. Ehm, Mulder, sorry, I have to go. 
Good-bye, it's been nice working with you." She turns off the phone.

Mulder: "Yeah, I know that she'll make one season and she'll come back 
to the X-Files. But now, what am I going to tell Skinner?"

The End



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