I hate doing laundry.

I hate papercuts.

I hate getting zits.

I hate yield signs.

I hate not being sure about how I feel.

I hate hangnails.

I hate pubic hair.

I hate bellybutton lint.

I hate Chris.

I hate frizzies.

I hate that I've never had a hicky.

I hate being late.

I hate when others are late.

I hate horoscopes.

I hate snow.

I hate when shoelaces break.

I hate getting my period.

I hate motivational speakers.

I hate Mrs. Leibrand.

I hate getting caught.

I hate being lazy.

I hate pantyhose.

I hate dry skin.

I hate disappointment.

I hate the word 'panties.'

I hate name brands.

I hate parents who own guns.

I hate links on web pages that don't work.

I hate the smell of new cars.

I hate vending machines that won't take my money.

I hate cramps.

I hate my posture.

I hate bit-breasted Baywatch whores.

I hate reputations (mine, mostly).

I hate when guys talk about cars.

I hate Chic jeans.

I hate wet jeans.

I hate falling down stairs.

I hate itchy wool sweaters.

I hate eye crusties.

I hate pulling apart velcro.

I hate writing with pencil.

I hate girls with big noses.

I hate racism/sexism/marxism.

I hate posuers.

I hate politicians.

I hate chapped lips.

I hate the gunk that oozes out of piercings.

I hate not being able to reveal my true feelings.

I hate when people won't tell me secrets because they know I have a big mouth.

I hate having to pee while on a car trip.

I hate splinters.

I hate artichoke.

I hate hiccups.

I hate elevator music.

I hate movie popcorn.

I hate leather interiors in cars.

I hate the smell and taste of licorice.

I hate cellulite.

I hate chalk dust.

I hate stomach noises.

I hate child proof caps.

I hate tissue box designs.

I hate things that are uneven.

I hate narrow minded people.

I hate snow (did i already say that?).

I hate running.

I hate runny noses.

I hate that when I cry my face gets all red and blotchy for hours after I've stopped.

I hate earaches.

I hate people who wallow in their own self pity.

I hate losing things.

I hate greasy hair.

I hate yellow nail polish.

I hate dirty people.

I hate bad books that you read the whole way through because you think they'll get good eventually.

I hate being hungry.

I hate old gum.

just breathe