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Meet Me


This is "Little Al"

What made me famous with the ladies!

Pimpin' ain't easy!

Never know where you'll find me!

Disgruntled after a bad pimpin' experience (probably with
"Scrappy", some guy kicked the crap out of me.

OK, here's the real scoop on me. Let me introduce myself. I am "Big Al", the weirdest of the weird, freakiest of the freaks, the strangest of the strange, and the queerest of the queer. Technically, I am a very pale albino male who, as I said before, rules over a small trailerpark in western Missouri. I run a microbrewery in my basement. I have a 285 IQ and a 35 ACT (one was a trick question). I drive a brown minivan. So I'm actually the farthest thing from a pimp you can get. Sorry to those of you that actually desire pimping services, but my mom still doesn't let me pimp in da house.

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