This is Scrappy. Slightly taller than her look-a-like, Uni, this 5' freak of nature prefers to wear 10 inch heels to make her feel superior. Beware, however: Hell hath no fury like this one. Not one I'd take, but you're the one with the money, right? Anyway, just drop her an e-mail entitled "Hey, baby, wanna date?". A must-try for any unsuspecting soul.
You won't be back any time soon.