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Submit a Pimpee

Due to an increased amount of traffic through the Pimp Shop and a lack of availiable ASSets (pardon the pun), Big Al has decided to begin taking viewer submissions. (Also, Angelfire decided to be less stingy with space and I've got 4.8 megs of empty space.) Got a grudge to settle, or think you're the sh*t? Send the pic and a short bio. Each will be evaluated on originality, creativity, and pimpability.


Forget all that crap! This is a call to every man, woman, child, dog, cat, neighbor, gas station attendant, homeless bum, and corporate executive. We must let the American government know that we will NOT go quietly into the night! Rather, we will fight to ensure ourselves and our posterity the blessings of life, liberty, and the unalienable right to pimp or be pimped! Ladies and gentlemen, this is not just about some rinky-dink webpage -- this is about the social constraints on each and every one of us. So, rise up! Ask not what Big Al can do for you, but what you can do for Big Al. And God bless us, everyone.

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Email: Pimpee selection committee