Not William, but Billy,
That's his name;
He's a good ole boy,
Not looking for fame.

For his two kids,
He's the stay-at-home dad;
It makes his wife,
And his children glad.

He works on cars
During the day;
But guns and hunting,
Fill his time for play.

Billy likes to camp,
And he likes to fish;
He loves good food,
He hasn't a favored dish.

When he met Tessie,
He didn't plan to wed;
But she won his heart,
And warms his bed.

Billy is quite a character,
He is one special guy;
We all have come to love him,
Maybe that explains why.