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THE CREATORS OF THIS SITE
ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE MORE VISITORS COME TO YOUR SITE
Bobbin Mcguillicutty does a lot of stuff, and although some friends will classify him as a certain job, he really doesn't focus on one thing. At the moment his biggest occupation is working on this website, and he's planning to start making income off of it since it's such a time consumer. But it is definitely worth it. He drives in taxis, which is how he met Bazar and Muhammed, both present taxi drivers. He writes psycho stories, which you can often see in the Psychoville Looney Bin. He used to be a reporter for WEIRDO magazine. He would talk to psycho people, do a little interview, and then write something up. The magazine went out of print in two months since everybody was scared of it, but he had liked it a lot, and kept on doing it. Some of the rich psychoes would actually pay him to interview them because he was the only person that listened to their ideas. He says his three lives are AOL, TV (MTV and Comedy Central), and he always forgets the third. He does most of the work on this site, although Bazar Mauhatti seems to be everybody's favorite. He is responsible for this page, (and writing it right now), the Psychoville Looney Bin, the poll page, the weird religion page, the JellyBelly page, part of the business page, and 90% of all the programming.
Bazar Mauhatti was born in Pakistan and met Saddam Hussein a couple years ago.
He was so inspired by Saddam that he decided to spread his message in new
territories: America. So he came to America and did what all the Pakistanians
do, which is drive a taxi. Just last year he won an award for safe driving
and all users of his cab named it the sweetest smelling cab in the USA. In order
to do this he had to collect air fresheners. He didnt stop until he had
every single scent there was. Everything was perfect until Bill Clinton had
to go attack Iraq. When it was announced Bazar quit taxi driving, and got a
new job, only half of this was correct. Bazar would never quit taxi driving... but Bobbin misunderstood the situation. He did get a new job, but he didn't quit taxi driving. He now does both. This job is picketing the attack against Iraq in Times Square. For
revenues, he sells homemade shrunken heads that resemble Bill Clinton. In
his spare time, Bazar Mauhatti surfs the web for cheat code pages, works on
this website, and makes nerve gas. Bazar started riding camels when he was 5, and hated it. He drove in Pakistani Desertmobiles (pronounced sdlkahfhs in Pakistani), at age 8, and hated it. Then he moved to the USA at age 17, drove a real car, and loved it. At age 18 he started driving a taxi, and loved it even more. That was the start of one of the most succesful taxi capaigns ever. Bazar is scheduled to enter the taxi hall of fame in the year 2005, whether he has retired or not. He will only be 41 by that time, making him the youngest entry ever. Bazar is responsible for the computer cheats page, the images and most writing on the war page, and a good two thirds of the business page.
MUHAMMED ACHMED ALI
Muhammed Achmed Ali has a madula oblingata set on overdrive. For those of you
who haven't seen The Waterboy, starring Adam Sandler, the funniest man in the
world whom Bobbin Mcguillicutty knows through two people; the madula oblingata
is the part of the alligators brain which causes them to be so angry. Although
Muhammed isn't an alligator, the writer of this found the saying "madula
oblingata on overdrive" to be funny. And if the madula oblingata WAS compatible
to the human brain as well as the alligators, Muhammed would have a big one.
That is why he quit being a taxi driver and became a US marine. He still is, but he got a short leave because many friends of his were killed in the strike
against Iraq. He said he was taking time to morn his friends, but really he went
to Times Square with Bazar Mauhatti to sell shrunken heads that resembled Bill
Clinton and picket the attack with his former taxi co-worker. To go to their business's webpage, click here
BAZAR MAUHATTI
/. Muhammed doesn't have online access as of yet, so he must communicate his ideas through Bobbin. Nevertheless, he is the mind behind the Pokemon and War page.