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IT WAS TIED, SO WE MADE A TIEBREAKER!!!
Psychoville is adding a new member soon, and since Bobbin, Bazar and Muhammed couldn't pick between the three of them, we have decided to let you decide!!! We may be one of the only sites on the net that does this; let you, the viewers, be a big part of our website's future. We may also be the only site that will write in a boring voice (see the above) and a more interesting voice at the same time. Anyway, here are the nominees. You can vote for none if you think that three creators are better than four. This poll will be up for a long time since it is so big for our site's future, and with the pollit service you can vote about once per day on any given screen name. Therefore, you will probably be able to vote 30 times. Bazar and Muhammed find their ways, however, to vote more than that. Check all other polls for proof of that statement.
HERE ARE THE NOMINEES:
Name: Abbas Sergetov Sihoud
Gender: Male
Occupation: Owns Russian restaurant that sells only vodka for drinks. Restaurant is also an illegal arms shop. People who want to buy illegal arms say "Can I see the other menu, please."
Nationality: Pakistani Russian
Age: 34
Hobbies: drinking vodka, smoking smuggled cigars, and buying arms from foreign countries. Will give 20% discount on nuclear warhead for people who vote for him on the soon to come poll.
Abbas has started a website of his own, just in case you don't vote for him because the 20% discount doesn't appeal to you. He just started it yesterday, (hopefully you are viewing this the same day I am making this), so don't judge him harshly by it if it's content isn't as good as the site you're in right now. To visit it click here
THIS IS NOMINEE #2 THAT BOBBIN DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YET:
Name: Abhami Ishmel
Gender: Male
Occupation: Native Pakistani with forged Green Card who spies for the Iraqis in America and sells Biological weapons.
Nationality: Pakistani (grew up in Iraq and spent ten years in Pakistan when he got older
Age: 31
Hobbies: Lives in New York and is often seen near the Waldorf Hotel and the United Nations Building. Known to most as the famous Pakistani stamp collector, he has a unique stamp collection form Pakistan and India. His stamps are his trademark, they are displayed throughout the U.N. and contain miniature cameras which broadcast to Iraq. In his apartment he secretly sells biological weapons to local terrorists and is known in the black market to give a free miniature shoulder mounted Surface to Surface missile. Rumored to have inhaled some nerve gas when he was in Iraq.
AND HERE IS NOMINEE #3:
Name: Salim Abu Aziz
Gender: Male
Occupation: Cab driver by early morning, black market buyer by afternoon, running from Omega Sector agents by evening, and psychotic janitor by night. Janitors for Bazar Novelties. Don't use the phone in his presence......
Nationality: Pakistani-Iraqi
Age: 28
Hobbies: Driving a car, forcing high tips with his 12 gauge, buying the black market, escaping Omega Sector agents, mopping the floors, drinking large amounts of vodka, and writing down ways to escape all kinds of agents. Also occasionally sells........dancers...yes..dancers...........
NOMINEE #4: (Bobbin lost the email sent for this profile, and so the poll had to be restarted)
Name: Khana Stovkantincovlabrashanomuchimphsky Abu Ishkabible Labana, (yes, my parents are cruel)
Age:34
Nationality: Pakistani-Iraqui-Russian
Occupation: Former Tollbooth worker, fired for putting acid on all the receipts, coins, and bills. Now hacks into American Government websites for the Iraqui government. Also programs buildings to self destruct when commanded to by her boss, Saddam Hussein. Has not yet bombed UN for this reason. At night is a serial killer.
Pets: A Chihuahua named Plastic.
Hobbies: Collecting Shrunken heads of various government figures, knowing how to drink gasoline and survive.
Food: President Clinton with a side of the Nobel Peace Prize winner with an unleaded gasoline.
Khana has a site of her own. She lies about her name on it, but it's still pretty good. Click here to see it.
