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JellyBelliesThis page will be devoted to JellyBellies, the product that has prevented many a person's tounges from depression.
THE OFFICIAL JELLY BELLY FLAVORS:
Flavors:Blueberry, Bubble Gum, Buttered Popcorn, Cantaloupe, Cappuccino, Champagne Punch, Chocolate Puddding, Cinnamon, Coconut, Cotton Candy, A&W Cream Soda, Crushed Pineapple, Grape Jelly, Green Apple. Hawaiian Punch, Island Punch, Jalapeno, Juicy Pear, Lemon, Lemon Lime, Licorica, Margarita, Orange Juice, Orange Sherbet, peach, Peanut Butter, Pepperming Stick, Pina Colada, Pink Grapefruit, Raspberry, A&W Root Beer, Sizzling Cinnamon, Strawberry Cheesecake, Strawberry Daiquiri, Tangerine, Toasted Marshmellow, Top Banana, Tutti-Fruitti, Very Cherry, Watermelon.
BUBBLE GUM: I often mistake Bubble Gum for a different flavor, because it doesn't taste as much like Bubble Gum. This flavor is Tutti-Fruitti. Bubble Gum also has a faint bitter taste besides that. But, still, Bobbin likes the base flavor, and so it receives and 8.
BUTTERED POPCORN: Buttered Popcorn is just one of those flavors that will become popular even though it just doesn't taste right. This is because of the creative idea of the base flavor. It does taste amazingly like popcorn, however, and who knows how the Jelly Belly corporation pulled that one off? And so Bobbin gives it a 6.
CANTALOUPE: One thing that the Jelly Belly corporation must do is make a difference in the looks of certain flavors. Cantaloupe, Orange Juice, and Tangerine can't be told apart, and Orange Sherbet looks an awful lot like them too. And so Bobbin is not sure whether this rating is based on Cantaloupe or not. If he is right, then the Cantaloupe flavor gets an 8.
CAPPUCCINO: Jelly Belly? Cappuccino??? Uh-uh. Bobbin hates coffee, for one thing, and coffee is not sweet, for another. Bobbin doesn't even consume this flavor anymore unless he mistakes it for Licorice, and sets it near his TV along with a few other rejected flavors. it gets a 1.
CHAMPAGNE PUNCH: Champagne Punch tastes like beer, not champagne, and beer, in Bobbin's opinion, is drank for the alchohol and not for the taste. And therefore this is another flavor that is set near Bobbin's TV. It gets a 1 just as Cappuccino did.
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: Chocolate Pudding is not a bad flavor, but not in Bobbin's favorite flavor list. This is probably more so because he likes the overall texture and gushiness of real chocolate pudding than the test, and so Chocolate Pudding gets a 7.
CINNAMON: Cinnamon is a pretty good flavor. It was much better before Sizzling Cinnamon came along. Now I see no point in it's creation and believe that it should be removed from the 40 Official Flavors list to make way for a rookie flavor. Plus, it's hard to tell apart from Hawaiian Punch and Very Cherry. I give it an 8.
COCONUT: Although Bobbin doesn't like the cream based JellyBellies all that much, he does like Coconut. Coconut was always a favorite fruit of Bobbin's, even though it was creamy. And the good thing about THIS coconut, is that it doesn't take a sledgehammer to open. Bobbin thinks that if you like coconut, you will enjoy this bean, and even if you hate it it will still taste good. Bobbin rates it a 10.
COTTON CANDY: Bobbin believe that Cotton Candy is the most underrated JellyBelly flavor. It has the cotton candy sort of tang, and tastes like there is something behind it other than sugar; such as a certain fruit that resembles the taste of Cotton Candy. I'm not saying that is tastes unsweet, it just doesn't taste as shallow. Bobbin gives it a 9, but that could become a 10 soon.
A&W CREAM SODA: Bobbin does not like the cream based JellyBellies. Cream Soda is, I hope you'll agree with me here, a cream based JellyBelly. Bobbin doesn't put them off to the side with the likes of Champagne Punch or Cappuccino, but they'll probably go there soon. He gives them a 5.
CRUSHED PINEAPPLE: Crushed Pineapple is good. It is a fruit based JellyBelly, and it has that thing that Bobbin always thinks about while eating pineapples, (maybe you don't) where he expects it to sting your mouth. Don't ask me how JellyBelly managed to pull that one off. Maybe they're trying to mess with your braing as well as your taste buds. Anyway, it tastes a lot like pineapple, Probably Bobbin's favorite fruit. It gets a 10.
GRAPE JELLY: Grape Jelly is a hard JellyBelly to rate, because I don't see it all that often. And when I do I often mistake it for Cappuccino. From what I remember, it has a sort of deep taste, and almost as juicy as the JellyBelly Sours. I give it a 7.
GREEN APPLE: Green Apple is a good flavor. I never liked apples, but I always seemed to love apple flavored candies. They were usually one of my favorite flavors if not my favorite. Green Apple is no acception; the only regular flavor that I like more is Juicy Pear, and my favorite JellyBelly is just a sour version of it. Green Apple seems sort of crusty when I eat it, perhaps you don't feel the same thing but I do. I give it a 10.
HAWAIIAN PUNCH: Hawaiian Punch is bad because it has that little undesireable tang at the end. Otherwise it would be a grade A flavor. I rate it 8.
ISLAND PUNCH: Island Punch is overall a mediocre flavor. It tastes a little bit bitter, sort of like the taste you get when you mix uncompatible flavors together. Otherwise it could've been good. I give it a 7.
JALAPENO: Jelly Belly addict that I am, I haven't tasted Jalapeno. At first I thought I did, but that was really Margarita. So I guess I can't rate it, but you can!
JUICY PEAR: Juicy Pear is my all time favorite regular flavor. It has that pear tang, but juiced up a bit. It also seems softer than the others... I give it a 10.
MORE WILL BE COMING!!!