WRESTLING
EYEBALL MAGAZINE!
proudly
announces its
2003
YEAR-END AWARDS WINNERS!
The following is
the complete list of the thirty 2003 Year-End Awards Winners.
They were announced at the annual BIG STEWIE
ENTERTAINMENTS BANQUET and FLOOR SHOW, held
Friday evening, January 30th, 2004, at the Baracus Ballroom and
Grill in St. Louis, Missouri.
PART ONE: THE BEST OF THE BEST
Best
Wrestler of the Year
SCHOOLHOUSE
ROCKY (PWL)
Best
Tag Team of the Year
TEETHWOOD
SLACK (PWL)
Most
Improved Wrestler
"Generalissimo"
TOM HORNER (PWL)
Best
Technical Wrestler
SHOGUN
WARRIOR (Japan)
Best
Brawler
THE
GRITHER (PWL)
Most
Underrated Wrestler
FENWICK
GRENCHER (PWL)
Best
Wrestling Promotion
PWL
Best
Televised Wrestling Show
BIGTIME
WRESTLING (PWL)
Best
Match of the Year
THE
TERROR vs. SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY, July 1st (PWL)
Feud
of the Year
SCHOOLHOUSE
ROCKY vs. EXTERMINANS (PWL)
Rookie
of the Year
"Divine
Dingo" DICK DARLINGTON (PWL)
Best
Manager/Non-Wrestling Character of the Year
MADAME
(PWL)
Best
Television Announcer
KERMIT
THE FROG (PWL)
Most
Popular Wrestler of the Year
EXTERMINANS
(PWL)
Most
Hated Wrestler of the Year
THE
TERROR (MWF)
Best
Supercard of the Year
WRESTLERAMA
17 (PWL)
Wrestling's
Wisest Move
KEEPING
TIMOUTHEY OUT OF THE MAJOR WRESTLING LEAGUES.
PART TWO: THE WORST OF THE WORST
Worst
Wrestler of the Year
TIMOUTHEY
(AWE)
Worst
Tag Team of the Year
SUPER
HEAVY and SUPER HORNET (PWL)
Wrestler
with Most Diminished Ability
BILLY
JO JIVE (PWL)
Most
Overrated Wrestler
TUBB
(PWL)
Worst
Wrestling Promotion
AWE
Worst
Televised Wrestling Show
AWESOME!
(AWE)
Worst
Match of the Year
TIMOUTHEY
vs ORKO, April 10th (AWE)
Worst
Rookie of the Year
CAST
IRON TUXEDO (PWL)
Worst
Manager/Non-Wrestling Character of the Year
OLD
NED (various promotions)
Worst
Television Announcer
(tie)
CHAD (AWE); BARRY (AWE)
Worst
Supercard of the Year
PUKE
CUP TOURNAMENT (PWL)
Wrestling's
Cruelest Mistake
Timouthey's
gainful employment by Bill Gargle's AWE.
THE
ANNUAL EDITOR'S AWARD WINNER:
GORDON JUMP
(award accepted by Joe The Giant)
From everybody here at WRESTLING EYEBALL Magazine, congratulations to all of our winners!
Yours, etc.,
SIGGI CHURCHILL
Editor, WRESTLING EYEBALL Magazine
Copyright 2004
Wrestling Eyeball Magazine,
a Big Stewie Entertainments company.